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06:00–06:15 (15 min)

Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends

Something's Stinky in Sunny Patch

Animation based on the best-selling children's books. Shimmer is suspected when someone eats the bark off Mr Mantis's house.
Children
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06:15–06:25 (10 min)

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky

Backwards

Children's animation which inspires kids to create weird and wonderful things out of everyday objects. When Bill and Corky find Dandy the fairy speaking and flying backwards, they travel to Fairyland to investigate. They discover that everything in Fairyland is backwards. Is there any way they can fix things?
Animation
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06:25–06:35 (10 min)

Fireman Sam

Fit for Nothing

Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. The firemen are training hard to appear in a calendar of 'Wales's Fittest Firefighters'. Who will be the fittest?
Children
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06:35–06:45 (10 min)

Bird Bath

The Peacock

Preschool cartoon series charting the adventures of Bob Robin, Mo Sparrow and their friends gathered round the birdbath. A posh peacock arrives in the garden and starts showing off. The birds try to get him to fly away but he refuses, saying he's too pretty to fly.
Children
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06:45–06:55 (10 min)

The Beeps

Beepside the Seaside

Preschool animation. The Beeps build the biggest sandcastle that Beep Island has ever seen, but they forget to build a drawbridge. When the sea comes in they become trapped inside. Who can rescue them from their own castle?
Children
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06:55–07:00 (5 min)

Music Box Animations

Derek and Jen present an animated version of a traditional nursery rhyme with a Milkshake! twist.
Children
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07:00–07:15 (15 min)

Olivia

Olivia's Snow Day

Enchanting CGI animation. Olivia takes to the streets with Julian as her cameraman to report on the day's happenings. The big story is a sighting of the Abominable Snowman. Can it be true?
Children
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07:15–07:25 (10 min)

Little Princess

I Want My Crayons

Animated series narrated by Julian Clary, featuring the voice of Jane Horrocks. The princess has a shiny new colouring set. When the crayons begin to disappear from their box, the princess starts accusing members of the household.
Children
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07:25–07:30 (5 min)

Chiro

Let's Share

Charming CGI animation series following the adventures of three chicks and their cardboard animal friends as they learn about the square-shaped world around them. Chiro and his friends raid Ullala's pantry and gorge themselves on treats until the cupboard is bare. What will they do to repay Ullala's unwitting generosity?
Children
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07:30–07:45 (15 min)

The Mr. Men Show

Adventure

Colourful animated sketch show based on Roger Hargreaves's original characters. Mr Bump falls for bungee jumping; Mr Stubborn leads a potholing expedition; and Little Miss Helpful organises a safari trip.
Children
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07:45–08:00 (15 min)

Make Way for Noddy

Noddy Gets Lost

Children's animated series. Noddy, in an effort to show what a good driver he is, refuses to take directions from Tessie Bear and gets lost.
Children
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08:00–08:10 (10 min)

Fifi and the Flowertots

Runaway Mo

Animation about a mischievous young flower girl. Stingo takes Mo for a spin without asking Fifi first, and the tots must step in when the runaway mower goes out of control.
Children
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08:10–08:15 (5 min)

Milkshake! Show Songs

I Cant Help Feeling Egyptian

Children's entertainment show. The Milkshake! presenters perform some of their favourite songs.
Children
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08:15–08:20 (5 min)

Peppa Pig

Fancy Dress Party

Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George have a fancy-dress party and all their friends are invited. Peppa dresses as a fairy princess and George as a scary dinosaur.
Children
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08:20–08:25 (5 min)

Peppa Pig

Daddy's Movie Camera

Animation about a lovable young pig. Daddy gets a new movie camera. First, Peppa shows him how to work it, and then he records Peppa saying 'hello'.
Children
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08:25–08:35 (10 min)

Thomas & Friends

Emily's Adventure

Timeless TV series based on the much-loved books by the Reverend W Awdry, following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. A fierce storm sweeps across the Island of Sodor and blows the roof off Farmer McColl's barn. The Fat Controller sends Emily to fetch some timber for a new roof, but the storm has caused a lot of damage to the rail tracks.
Children
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08:35–08:45 (10 min)

Pocoyo

Mad Mix Machine

Stephen Fry narrates this children's animation based on the exploits of a fun-loving little boy. Pocoyo finds a super machine that mixes objects and makes special new toys. But when Pocoyo puts his friends' toys in the machine for fun, he upsets them...
Children
  • Guillermo Garcia,Alfonso Rodriguez (director)
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08:45–08:50 (5 min)

Mio Mao

The Gorilla

Plasticine animation following the antics of two lively kittens. Mio and Mao are playing on a log when they meet a noisy gorilla. All three of them team up to make music together.
Animation
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08:50–08:58 (8 min)

Play!

Observational documentary series following children at play. In southern India, the street is a hive of activity as water is delivered to the village. While their mothers are busy washing clothes, the children invent different ways of playing with water. Somu has a bath under a pump, Swami comes up with a game pouring water into dishes and Swapna has fun washing clothes.
Children
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08:58–09:00 (2 min)

Little Lodgers

Hairdressers

Claymation for children. The Little Lodgers - Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah - are clay model versions of the Milkshake! presenters, who share a little model house. These charming stories last two minutes and show just how complicated life can be as a Little Lodger! It maybe that Hannah's hair will not sit down, or Kemi's bottom will not fit the seat, but there is always a small problem to be overcome.
Children
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09:00–09:15 (15 min)

Roary the Racing Car

Roary Slips Up

Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Roary spills oil on the track and worries that the other cars will slip on it.
Animation
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09:15–10:45 (1 hr, 30 min)

The Wright Stuff

Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Lowri Turner and David Van Day. Today's guest is Simon Woodroffe.
Entertainment
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10:45–11:45 (1 hr)

Trisha Goddard

My Teen Sister Gets Paid to Pose for Seedy Sex Sites. Now She's Marrying a Man Old Enough to Be Her Dad

Daytime discussion show. Two sisters try to bury their differences.
Talk show
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11:45–12:45 (1 hr)

I Own Britain's Best Home

Series in which the owners of some of the most beautiful properties in the country compete for their homes to be crowned Britain's best. This edition features a medieval house, a surprising bungalow and a glamorous, gadget-filled home.
Interests
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12:45–12:55 (10 min)

Five News

National and international news.
News and Current Affairs
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12:55–13:45 (50 min)

Wordplay

Jenny Powell hosts a live puzzle quiz in which four contestants battle it out to crack the combination of the Wordplay safe and win the daily jackpot.
Game show
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13:45–14:15 (30 min)

Neighbours

Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings.
Soap
  • Caitlin Stasey (actor)
  • Alan Fletcher (actor)
  • Jackie Woodburne (actor)
  • Margot Robbie (actor)
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14:15–14:50 (35 min)

Home and Away

Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier.
Soap
  • David Jones-Roberts (actor)
  • Bernard Curry (actor)
  • Christie Hayes (actor)
  • Josh Quong Tart (actor)
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14:50–15:05 (15 min)

Wordplay Plus

Interactive quiz show in which a viewer at home solves word puzzles against the clock in order to win a cash prize. Hosted by Jenny Powell.
Game show
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15:05–15:10 (5 min)

Zoo Days

Highlights of the series that goes behind the scenes at Colchester and Chester Zoos.
Documentary
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15:10–17:00 (1 hr, 50 min)

Love's Unfolding Dream

Drama set at the turn of the 20th century in which a young woman pursues her dream of a career in medicine. When she nurses a socialite back to health, the wealthy woman offers to pay her costs at medical school. But with the arrival of a handsome stranger in town, the would-be doctor is torn between following her ambitions and following her heart.
Film
  • Scout Taylor-Compton (actor)
  • Nancy Lineham Charles (actor)
  • Patrick Levis (actor)
  • Erin Cottrell (actor)
  • Richard Herd (actor)
  • Harvey Frost (director)
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17:00–17:30 (30 min)

Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky

National and international news anchored by Natasha Kaplinsky.
News and Current Affairs
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17:30–18:00 (30 min)

Neighbours

Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings.
Soap
  • Caitlin Stasey (actor)
  • Alan Fletcher (actor)
  • Jackie Woodburne (actor)
  • Margot Robbie (actor)
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18:00–18:30 (30 min)

Home and Away

Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier.
Soap
  • David Jones-Roberts (actor)
  • Bernard Curry (actor)
  • Christie Hayes (actor)
  • Josh Quong Tart (actor)
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18:30–19:00 (30 min)

Monkey Life

Series following the residents of Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. Baby woolly monkey Paulo is tempted outside by some delicious bugs, and everyone is enjoying onions in the capuchin enclosure. The team also has a radical plan for the third meeting between youngster Ben and alpha male Hananya.
Documentary
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19:00–19:30 (30 min)

Five News at 7

National and international news.
News and Current Affairs
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19:30–20:00 (30 min)

Highland Emergency

Documentary series following the work of the emergency services in the Highlands of Scotland. An RAF search and rescue crew saves five teenagers stuck in an ice-covered gully. Elsewhere, an RNLI team races to help a stricken fishing vessel caught in hazardous waters.
Documentary
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20:00–21:00 (1 hr)

The Lion Cub from Harrods

Documentary telling the story of John Rendall and Ace Bourke who bought a lion cub from Harrods in 1969, before hand-rearing the animal at their club on the Kings Road in Chelsea. After the pair met Virginia McKenna of Born Free in 1971, they flew to Kenya to release the lion, whom they named Christian, into the wild. John and Ace were then reunited with Christian nine months later when they returned to Kenya on a visit. This film brings the remarkable tale up to date.
Documentary
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21:00–22:00 (1 hr)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

The Grave Shift

It's Dr Raymond Langston's first day at work in the CSI lab and he's tackling a case straight away. Which is a bit of a stretch, as surely he hasn't had any CSI training? And isn't he a forensic psychologist , not a scientist? Ah well, this is CSI land: they do things differently here. Poor Langston (a stolid Laurence Fishburne) is confronted with what is delicately described by Nick Stokes as a "crispy critter", a corpse burned beyond recognition after a gas explosion. By CSI standards, it's a slow episode with a back-to-basics feel (everything has to be explained to Langston). And there's a Gil Grissom-sized hole where Gil Grissom should be. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham
Drama
  • Laurence Fishburne (actor)
  • Lee Smith (actor)
  • Wallace Langham (actor)
  • Robert David Hall (actor)
  • Eric Szmanda (actor)
  • Amy Hathaway (actor)
  • George Eads (actor)
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22:00–23:00 (1 hr)

CSI: Miami

Permanent Vacation

Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. An 18-year-old is murdered in a hotel elevator while on vacation with his parents, leading Horatio to suspect that the victim was killed at random as part of a gang initiation.
Drama
  • David Caruso (actor)
  • Khandi Alexander (actor)
  • Emily Procter (actor)
  • Adam Rodriguez (actor)
  • Rex Linn (actor)
  • Eva La Rue (actor)
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23:00–00:00 (1 hr)

CSI: NY

Three Generations Are Enough

New York-based spin-off of the crime drama series. The team investigate when a lone briefcase's contents are traced back to a missing stockbroker, who disappeared after investigating another broker's illegal trade. Stella takes on the case of a pregnant counsellor found dead near the church where she worked.
Drama
  • Gary Sinise (actor)
  • Melina Kanakaredes (actor)
  • Carmine Giovinazzo (actor)
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00:00–01:00 (1 hr)

The Shield

Grave

Hard-hitting drama series about a morally suspect group of cops in a tough Los Angeles neighbourhood. Vic agrees to quietly bring in a teenage drug user before learning of his role in a deadly armed robbery. Meanwhile, Shane shows his new partner, Iraq war veteran Armando 'Army' Renta, the ropes by shaking down a local pimp, and Rawlings's changes at the Barn irritate Aceveda.
Drama
  • Michael Chiklis (actor)
  • Benito Martinez (actor)
  • CCH Pounder (actor)
  • Catherine Dent (actor)
  • Walt Goggins (actor)
  • Glenn Close (actor)
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01:00–03:30 (2 hr, 30 min)

NBA Basketball

LA Lakers @ Oklahoma City Thunder

Mark Webster and Andre Alleyne present basketball action from the Ford Center as the Oklahoma City Thunder host the LA Lakers.
Sport
03:30–05:10 (1 hr, 40 min)

NBA Basketball

Cleveland Cavaliers @ LA Lakers

A chance to see two of this year's contenders for the NBA Most Valuable Player award in action, as Lebron James takes his Cleveland Cavaliers to Los Angeles to face Kobe Bryant and the Lakers.
Sport
05:10–05:35 (25 min)

Neighbours

Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings.
Soap
  • Caitlin Stasey (actor)
  • Alan Fletcher (actor)
  • Jackie Woodburne (actor)
  • Margot Robbie (actor)
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05:35–06:00 (25 min)

Home and Away

Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier.
Soap
  • David Jones-Roberts (actor)
  • Bernard Curry (actor)
  • Christie Hayes (actor)
  • Josh Quong Tart (actor)
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06:00–06:15 (15 min)

Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends

Listening Walk

Animation based on the best-selling children's books. Miss Spider takes a nervous Wiggle on a walk to get him over his night fears.
Children
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