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Breakfast
The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team.
News and Current Affairs
Missing Live
Series following police as they investigate high-risk and long-term missing persons cases, and the organisation Missing People as they appeal for information. The live programme features moving studio interviews with the families left behind, explores the reasons why people disappear, and tells stories of reunions. Presented by Louise Minchin and Rav Wilding.
Current affairs
Homes Under the Hammer
Property series. Martin and Lucy visit a grade two listed shop on the Isle of Sheppy, an exciting renovation project in Plymouth and a five bedroom house in Reading.
Interests
To Buy or Not to Buy
Property series. Rani Price and Ed Hall are aiming for top grades in their property studies as they try to find a perfect new pad in Warwickshire for a music teacher to pitch up in.
Becky Pratt
Interests
Cash in the Attic
Series looking at whether household junk could be worth a small fortune. Matthew and Nicola Foxton - Duffy are a young happy couple who have interesting careers, a lovely home and a nice life. The only problem is they have very little time to spend with each other. They have called in the Cash in the Attic team to help them raise enough money to enjoy a day of pampering and indulgence. But will their modern and often unusual items attract the bidders at auction?
Interests
Bargain Hunt
Antiques experts James Braxton and David Harper are on hand to lead two teams of women searching for antiques in Swinderby. Tim Wonnacott visits Brodsworth Hall, near Doncaster, to discover the influence dogs have had on the place.
Rob Bayly
Interests
BBC News at One
The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
News and Current Affairs
South East Today
The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England.
News and Current Affairs
Doctors
Hillgate J-91 - Part 2
The campaign intensifies and, while the police try to catch the culprits, Janet tries to help her daughter see sense. Meanwhile, Archie finds himself on the receiving end of Julia's wrath, and Heston is dismayed when he receives some news about his party. George makes her position very clear to Ronnie, and they both struggle to come to terms with the change.
David Yelland
Michael Lindley
Sarah Beck Mather
Diane Keen
Stirling Gallacher
Owen Brenman
Soap
Diagnosis Murder
The Mouth That Roared
Medical murder mystery series. An adopted radio personality searches for, and finally finds, her natural birth mother, but matters are complicated by a murder.
Dick Van Dyke
Barry Van Dyke
Victoria Rowell
Charlie Schlatter
Drama
BBC News
The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
News and Current Affairs
Mister Maker
Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker shows how to paint a prickly picture, creates spongy cards using kitchen sponges and builds a brilliant bowl dinosaur using newspaper and an old plastic bowl. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch 'The Mister Maker Kids' build a circus tent.
Helen Scott
Children
ChuckleVision
Driving Ambition
Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul and Barry go head-to-head with No Slacking in a golf driving competition, but can they compete with his cheating?
Barry Elliott
Paul Elliott
Jimmy Patton
Children
Pinky and Perky
Pretty in Pork
3D animated comedy series. Pinky and Perky are a pair of piglets who have just been given their big break in showbiz: their own live children's television show. Sir Percival's drop dead gorgeous niece, Penelope Saddleback, wants to be a TV presenter. Pinky and Perky fall over themselves to help her in order to win her affections but when Sir Percival gives Penelope their show they have to take drastic action to get it back!
Children
The Story of Tracy Beaker
Two's a Crowd
Drama series about life in a children's home. There is trouble at the Dumping Ground when someone sets out to ruin the visitors' day, and Marco has a difficult decision to make.
Jack Edwards
Children
Hotel Trubble
High Trubble Musical
Children's sitcom. The staff must put on a fabulous performance for Mr Trubble's birthday in this High School Musical spoof.
Natalie Bailey
Dominique Moore
Gary Damer
Sam Phillips
Sheila Bernette
Hayley Jayne-Standing
Children
Blue Peter
Helen, Joel and Andy are put through a series of tests by a pair of thrill engineers, but who will be chosen to experience the ultimate rollercoaster challenge? Andy goes green and becomes a recycling bin man for the day and Britain's Got Talent finalists 'Strike' put Andy and Helen through their martial art paces.
Children
MySay
Khem Loves Cars
Children from across the UK talk about their interests, hobbies, passions and loves. Khem is ten years old and knows everything there is to know about cars. He worries about the damage they cause to the environment, but cannot resist their power and beauty. His only problem is that he is never likely to own his dream car.
Children
Newsround
Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
Children
The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated.
Game show
BBC News at Six
The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
News and Current Affairs
South East Today
The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England.
News and Current Affairs
The One Show
Adrian Chiles, Christine Bleakley and guests celebrate all that is good about the country in which we live, with reports on stories from around the UK.
Interests
EastEnders
Bradley finally manages to get the girl, but will she stick around once the truth is revealed? Janine spots an opportunity of the tall, dark and handsome variety, and Patrick finally opens up to Tommy.
John Greening
Charlie Clements
Nina Toussaint-White
Adam Woodyatt
Laurie Brett
Nina Wadia
Patsy Palmer
Soap
Holby City
Breathe Deeply
Ric has to deal with the fallout of a VIP patient's death, while his expansion of the zero tolerance policy unexpectedly backfires. Meanwhile, Faye decides to try and win Joseph back, and Elliot makes a shocking discovery about Martha's husband.
Chris King
Hugh Quarshie
Hari Dhillon
Rosie Marcel
Robert Powell
Patsy Kensit
Amanda Mealing
Paul Bradley
Luke Roberts
Phoebe Thomas
Duncan Pow
Nadine Lewington
Jaye Jacobs
Jalaal Hartley
Holly Lucas
Oliver Boot
Alex Macqueen
Anna-Louise Plowman
Stella Gonet
Stephen Beckett
David Tse
Melanie Hill
Drama
Mistresses
It's the final episode of the series and the women have much to think about. For instance, Siobhan (Orla Brady) can't understand why her husband Hari wants a divorce after finding out that she picked up strangers in hotel bars for sex. Hmm, tough one. Then there's Katie (Sarah Parish), the world's least observant doctor, who lives in a house made entirely of glass: she kisses her boss/ex-lover in public at work, then is shocked when she's spotted by her current boyfriend and he dumps her. Who'd have thought it? Still, though Mistresses is possibly the most witless drama in the history of television, it's hard to dislike, mainly because you know exactly where you are with it. Thus I guarantee that this last instalment will yet again live down to your expectations, as it did mine, when we must say goodbye to a glossy world of coloured tights, gorgeous glass lamp-bases and terrible dialogue. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham
Peter Lydon
Sarah Parish
Sharon Small
Orla Brady
Shelley Conn
Raza Jaffrey
Patrick Baladi
Steven Brand
Adam Rayner
Mark Umbers
Sean Francis
Thomas Lockyer
Oliver Milburn
Adam Astill
Natasha Little
Preeya Kalidas
Joanna Wright
Flossie Ure
Lizzie Watkins
Juliet Howland
John Warnaby
Drama
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BBC News at Ten
The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.
News and Current Affairs
South East Today
The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England, followed by national weather.
News and Current Affairs
The Planners Are Coming
Not in My Backyard
The series looking at building planning processes investigates the recent trend of garden-grabbing, where developers, realising that land is in short supply, look for any large gardens that they can build on. In Essex, however, a group of residents is up in arms over plans to build one family home in the back garden of another. Will the Council Planning Committee agree? Meanwhile, in North London, one man is using his back garden to store old motorcycle parts, and his neighbours are not happy.
Jackie Waldock
Documentary
Film 2009 with Jonathan Ross
The latest film reviews, news and interviews. After collaborating on Frost/Nixon and The Queen, screenwriter Peter Morgan and star Michael Sheen turn to the story of Brian Clough and his famous 44-day tenure as manager of Leeds in The Damned United. And as Quantum of Solace is released on DVD, British comedian Will Smith has a taste of 007's action-packed lifestyle.
Bex Palmer
Interests
Damages
Pretty Girl in a Leotard
Acclaimed American legal drama. UNR sue Patty for defamation when she uses the media to accuse their CEO of murder, and she must track down an unlikely shareholder. Meanwhile, Ellen returns to David's apartment.
Glenn Close
Rose Byrne
Ted Danson
Tate Donovan
William Hurt
Mario Van Peebles
Drama
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Weatherview
Detailed weather forecast.
News and Current Affairs
See Hear
Topical Update Father Cyril
British Sign Language magazine series. Deafblind Roman Catholic priest Father Cyril Axelrod speaks over ten different languages and has travelled from South Africa to China working to change attitudes towards the deaf. See Hear looks back at his journey in November 2005 to meet the Pope in Rome, and talks to him as he reflects on his life's great achievements.
Karen Kirk
Documentary
Who Do You Think You Are?
Kevin Whately
Celebrity genealogy series. Kevin Whately, famous for playing working-class characters, has, in fact, a surprisingly affluent family history. Kevin begins in Newcastle, investigating the careers of his grandmother Doris, a singer, and her father, the self-made 'fishing king' of the north-east. Further investigations uncover an 18th century forebear who was a turkey trader, and reveal that his ancestors, the Thomson brothers, were among the richest and most powerful men of the 17th century.
Mary Cranitch
Documentary
MasterChef
John Torode and Gregg Wallace are looking for the country's next star chef. In this heat, contestants will face three high-pressure tests: inventing a dish from scratch, cooking in the fast-paced professional kitchen of Suka at the Sanderson Hotel and creating a two course meal to impress the judges. Only one of them will get through to the forthcoming quarter-final and one step closer to becoming Masterchef.
Cookery
MasterChef
John Torode and Gregg Wallace are looking for the country's next star chef. In this heat, contestants will face three high-pressure tests: inventing a dish from scratch, cooking in the fast-paced professional kitchen of the Charlotte Street Hotel and creating a two course meal to impress the judges. Only one of them will get through to the forthcoming quarter-final and one step closer to becoming Masterchef.
Cookery
MasterChef
John Torode and Gregg Wallace are looking for the country's next star chef. In this heat, contestants will face three high-pressure tests: inventing a dish from scratch, cooking in the fast-paced professional kitchen at Sartoria and creating a two course meal to impress the judges. Only one of them will get through to the forthcoming quarter-final and one step closer to becoming Masterchef.
Cookery
Axe the Agent?
Property series. This programme follows two homeowners who have decided to go it alone and sell their home without going through an estate agent. The experts, property developer Gary McCausland and former estate agent Jonny Benarr, put the homeowners through their paces to help them achieve that elusive sale. The football-mad Fosters in Barnsley and the Scotts in London are going all out for that elusive sale. Will they be glad they axed the agent?
Interests
BBC News
BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.
News and Current Affairs
Breakfast
The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team.
News and Current Affairs
Missing Live
Series following police as they investigate high-risk and long-term missing persons cases, and the organisation Missing People as they appeal for information. The live programme features moving studio interviews with the families left behind, explores the reasons why people disappear, and tells stories of reunions. Presented by Louise Minchin and Rav Wilding.
Current affairs
Homes Under the Hammer
Property series. Martin and Lucy visit a house full of surprises in Warrington, a Dorset property which could bring home the bacon and a property in Wales with a cautionary tale about checking the electrics.
Interests
To Buy or Not to Buy
Property series. Rani Price and Ed Hall help a pair of firm friends and Rainbow group leaders find their pot of property gold in Hinckley, North Leicestershire.
Ruth Rawson
Interests
Cash in the Attic
Series looking at whether household junk could be worth a small fortune. Sue Bell lives in a beautiful village just outside Chelmsford. She is raising money for a very special local charity that hopes to build a hospice for young people. As well as getting the Cash in the Attic team to go through her collectables to sell at auction, Sue and her friend Jan are raising money for a trip to Japan where they are taking part in a sponsored trek.
Interests
Bargain Hunt
Two teams hunt for bargain antiques with the help of experts Charles Hanson and Paul Laidlaw. Host Tim Wonnacott visits Beamish Museum near Newcastle-on-Tyne to see the legacy of Frank Atkinson, who attempted to preserve the past for future generations.
Clare Wilmshurst
Interests
BBC News at One
The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
News and Current Affairs
South East Today
The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England.
News and Current Affairs
Doctors
Keep it in the Family
Melody aids a father and son who are struggling to communicate at a time of crisis, and Daniel helps a young mother struggling with alcohol addiction to make the right choice and put her son first.
Elizabeth Bower
John Graham Davies
Matthew Chambers
Emma Pallant
Seeta Indrani
Diane Keen
Soap
Diagnosis Murder
The Seven Deadly Sins
Drama series about a sleuthing doctor. Steve and Dr Sloan are on the trail of a famous diamond thief, who is the prime suspect in a murder she claims she did not commit.
Dick Van Dyke
Barry Van Dyke
Victoria Rowell
Charlie Schlatter
Rebecca Chambers
Harry Bennett
Drama
BBC News
The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
News and Current Affairs
Mister Maker
Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker shows how to make a hilarious rubber hand glove to surprise your friends, uses stencils to make brilliant art, and creates gorgeous glittery boxes in a minute. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch 'The Mister Maker Kids' make an amazing aeroplane.
Helen Scott
Children
ChuckleVision
Muscling In
Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul enters Barry for a strong man contest, but how can he compete against the cheating man-mountain Magnus Sorenson?
Paul Elliott
Barry Elliott
Joe Montana
Children
Pinky and Perky
You'll Believe A Pig Can Fly
3D animated comedy series. Pinky and Perky have been given their own television show. Pinky decides he wants to be more like Powerpig, the daring cartoon hero he created. Pinky and Perky discover that Sir Percival has hired top movie star Grunt Warthog to play the part of Powerpig on the live show. Starstruck by this charismatic hunk, Pinky and Perky try to wow him. However, Grunt's glamorous image belies his unfriendly personality and it is not long before his true colours are revealed.
Children
The Story of Tracy Beaker
Moving On
Drama series about life in a children's home. Tracy tries to make amends with Cam, but an unexpected announcement changes everything.
Dani Harmer
Lisa Coleman
Children
Gastronuts
Can We Eat the Same Food as Animals?
Food fanatic Stefan Gates and his intrepid Gastronuts go on wild culinary adventures to discover the truth about how we eat, what we eat and where it comes from. Stefan and the Gastronuts find out what animals from dogs to lions, and penguins to pythons eat in their diet. They try their hands at eating the same things, sampling the fare of dogs, penguins and the king of the jungle.
Children
Blue Peter
Andy travels around the country to test out the UK's most exhilarating rollercoasters, but what effect will they have on him? He also learns how to nurse some rather unusual lambs. Plus, find out how to make ice pops out of jellyfish.
Children
MySay
Eden Loves Punk
Children from across the UK talk about their interests, hobbies, passions and loves. Eleven-year-old Eden loves everything about punk - the fashion, the music, and the attitude. He shows off his clothes, introduces like-minded friends, and explains what the word punk means to him.
Children
Newsround
Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
Children
The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated.
Game show
BBC News at Six
The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
News and Current Affairs
South East Today
The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England.
News and Current Affairs
The One Show
Adrian Chiles, Christine Bleakley and guests celebrate all that is good about the country in which we live, with reports on stories from around the UK.
Interests
Inside Out England
Highlights from the regional current affairs programme. Matthew Wright reports on the threat posed by asbestos in the UK's schools, and Heather Mills helps a three-year-old disabled girl who is about to become to the youngest person ever to be given electronic hands.
Documentary
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Waterloo Road
Drama series. A visit from Grace's uncle brings blackmail and danger for Kim, and things are hotting up between Rachel and Eddie.
Tim Hopewell
Angela Griffin
Jessica Baglow
Katie Griffiths
Adam Thomas
Denise Welch
Jason Done
Eva Pope
Neil Morrissey
Meaghan McPherson-Gowe
Patrick Miller
Sadie Pickering
Luke Bailey
Elaine Symons
Holly Kenny
Reece Douglas
Chelsee Healey
Caroline O'Neil
David Phelan
Lauren Thomas
Lucy Dixon
Zaraah Abrahams
Tachia Newall
Dean Smith
Thomas Milner
Naveed Choudhry
Philip Martin Brown
Darcy Isa
Ben Scott
Drama
The Apprentice
Can a recession dull the mood of the nation's favourite business show? Will the credit crunch sap any of the red-blooded capitalism from the series' veins? Not a bit of it. This year's hard-faced hopefuls looking for a job with Sir Alan Sugar are as cocksure as ever, introducing themselves with remarks like "For me, making money is better than sex" and "You don't need to make friends on the way up if you're not coming down". It's good to have them back, isn't it? The candidates' first task is to set up a cleaning business, but first there are the team names to choose (Carpe Diem, Strike and Shazam are among the rejects) and the ticklish question of who goes first to be project manager - a poisoned chalice the girls' team fall over themselves to avoid. Then the gears of the series start turning, a ruthless machine that sucks in confidence and turns it into fl ailing, animal fear. It shouldn't be a pleasure to watch, but it always is. Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher
Entertainment
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BBC News at Ten
The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.
News and Current Affairs
South East Today
The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England, followed by national weather.
News and Current Affairs
The National Lottery Draws
Danny Wallace is live from Lottery HQ with the Thunderball, Dream Number and Lotto draws.
Geri Dowd
Game show
Derailed
Swedish director Mikael Hafstrom makes his English language debut with this neo-noir thriller that boasts plenty of sharp turns. Sadly, screenwriter Stuart Beattie's (Collateral) plotting is all too predictable, as fellow commuters Lucinda (Jennifer Aniston) and Charles (Clive Owen) indulge in an extramarital flirtation. Apart from having zero chemistry, the circumstances under which the pair get talking seem contrived, and as a result all the Hitchcockian devices that follow are rendered futile. On top of that, the story fails to address Charles's mounting sense of guilt, after one night with Lucinda at a cheap hotel puts his family at risk. Instead of drama and suspense, there is a rapid descent into casual violence. At least Vincent Cassel has some fun, hamming it up as the pompous French thug who blackmails Charles over the affair, but otherwise there's nothing to buffer this wayward vehicle.
Mikael Hafstrom
Clive Owen
Jennifer Aniston
Melissa George
Vincent Cassel
RZA
Xzibit
Addison Timlin
Giancarlo Esposito
David Morrissey
Georgina Chapman
Denis O'Hare
Tom Conti
2005
Film
15
2/5
Tikkabilla
Daily magazine programme for pre-school children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. Simon, Lorna and Tamba look at colours, carnivals and festivals.
Children
Our Planet
Fish and Weather
Nature clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology.
Children
Big Cook Little Cook
Dentist
Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. Small discovers huge bites taken out of a various foods in the kitchen but has no idea who made them. Ben has toothache, so when Denise the Dentist arrives, they make her a fruity smile. In return, she leaves them some chattering teeth and an appointment for Ben to go to the dentist to have his teeth checked.
Steve Marsh
Dan Wright
Children
Arthur
Double bill of the animated adventures of an aardvark. First, Binky travels in a dream to a land where everything must rhyme. Next, Mom asks Arthur to look after DW when she loses her voice.
Children
Newsround
Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
Children
Roar
Wild animal tales with Rani Price and Matthew Skilton. The keepers try to get to the bottom of a gorilla's mystery illness using a scanner that looks inside the brain. The tiger cubs have their first ever fish supper, the red river hog piglets go on their biggest adventure yet, and the elephant keepers put a new recruit through her paces.
Children
Pinky Dinky Doo
Tyler's Silly Shirt
Mixed media animation for young children. Pinky Dinky Doo lives in Great Big City with her parents, her four-year-old brother Tyler, and their amazing pet Mr Guinea Pig. When a problem arises, Pinky dances her way to a cardboard story box and uses a piece of chalk and her imagination to tell a story. Tyler learns the importance of 'being yourself' when a boy at school makes fun of his t-shirt.
Children
Jackanory Junior
The Great Tug of War
Story time for young viewers and families. Don Gilet tells the story of a cheeky hare who persuades a hippo and an elephant to have a tug-of-war that neither can possibly win.
Children
Harry and Toto
Give and Receive
Animation. Harry and Toto are a hare and tortoise who help young children learn about opposites. The residents of Opposite Town are celebrating Giving Day and are enjoying choosing gifts to give one another. Harry is hoping to receive lots of presents but does not realise that giving can be just as much fun. Harry sees the light when Lino the lion tells him the Great Giving Story, but will he still have enough time to get some presents?
Children
Finley the Fire Engine
Clean Machines
Animation following the adventures of the vehicles of Friendlyville. Join Finley the Fire Engine, Gorby the dustbin lorry, Miguel the post van, Scooty the school bus, DJ the bulldozer, Jesse the tow truck, Isabelle the ice cream lorry and Dex the dump truck as they serve the community, solve problems and have lots of fun! The trucks cannot wash when Suds breaks down. They think it is fun being dirty until their dirtiness causes problems.
Children
Louie
Draw Me a Genie
Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. When Louie and Yoko find an old carpet in the attic, they magic up a genie to see if they can make it fly.
Children
Louie
Draw Me a Marmot
Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Louie and Sophie need to find someone who can referee their football match.
Children
Bob the Builder: Project Build It
Muck's Convoy
Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new, ecologically friendly town from scratch. Bob has built a new waterwheel for the old watermill. He has made it at the yard, but now needs to dismantle it to take the sections to the mill. Muck leads the convoy but they go the wrong way and get stuck in a marsh. Muck is convinced he is a terrible leader, but the others explain that admitting your mistakes is a sign of good leadership.
Children
Big Barn Farm
Lester Loses His Voice
Animated adventures of a group of baby animals who live together on Big Barn Farm. Gobo the goat, Petal the pig, Digger the puppy and Dash the donkey help each other out as they go about life on the farm. Lester the cockerel loses his voice, and the farmyard gang need to help him get it back in time for the morning cock-a-doodle-doo.
Children
Charlie and Lola
I Want to Play Music Too
Children's animation. Join brother and sister Lola and Charlie as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Charlie and Marv are to present a piece about outer space, accompanied by music, in front of the whole school. Lola is desperate to join in, even improvising instruments as she cannot play any herself. Suddenly, Marv falls ill and someone must take his place.
Children
In the Night Garden
Wave to the Wottingers
Series for young children about a magical place inhabited by a community of toy characters. The Pontipines set out on their very long walk, but everywhere they go their neighbours, the Wottingers, are there before them. They wave to the Wottingers and the Wottingers wave back, round the garden until they are safely home again.
Children
Seasonal Snapshots
Spring
Showcasing children's video diaries about the seasons, this series also explores cross-curriculum themes in short documentaries, encouraging children to observe the world around them and respond creatively. Children from across the UK observe the season of spring where they live, and spring in art, science and geography is highlighted.
Children
Telling Tales
English - The Boy and the Drum
Educational programme for seven- to 11-year-olds. An old man is driven to distraction by a boy playing his drum. Everyone he asks has a different idea of how to stop the boy from playing, but it is not until a wise man appears on the scene and offers to help that the problem is solved.
Children
Telling Tales
French - The Boy and the Drum
Educational programme for seven- to 11-year-olds. An old man is driven to distraction by a boy playing his drum. Everyone he asks has a different idea of how to stop the boy from playing, but it is not until a wise man appears on the scene and offers to help that the problem is solved. Translated into French.
Children
Hands Up!
Fantastic Mr Fox - Part 3
Educational series. British Sign Language adaptation of Roald Dahl's story, by Clara Ratcliffe. The adventures of Mr Fox and his family as they attempt to outwit three mean farmers in their nightly search for food. Can Mr Fox trick the farmers and provide a feast for the animals who live underground?
Children
Just So Darwin
It is time for Sam to settle down for three more animal stories. In the first story, Percy the puffer fish discovers his puff. In the second story, Sam finds out how the giraffe got to have such a long neck. In story three, Grandad and Sam meet Lonesome George and find out why he is the last of his kind of tortoise left in the world.
Children
The Daily Politics
Andrew Neil and Anita Anand have the top political stories of the day.
Current affairs
Working Lunch
The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.
Business
Britain's Dream Homes
Contemporary
Melissa Porter and Rhodri Owen search Britain to find the best property in three price brackets: a quarter of a million, half a million and a million pounds plus. The pair seek out Britain's dream contemporary home and there are some eclectic properties to choose from. They find innovative design and ultra-modern devices including rain showers and space-age garages to remote-controlled mood lighting.
Consumer
Animal Park
Elvis the camel gets all shook up when it is time for him to leave the building, and the tigers go for a dip in their new pond. Kate Humble and Ben Fogle have all the news from behind the scenes at Longleat Safari Park.
Documentary
Murder, She Wrote
The Trouble with Seth
Drama series about sleuthing crime writer Jessica Fletcher. Jessica's friend is missing and, with bloodstained evidence of a body being dragged through a window, this can only mean another murder in Cabot Cove.
Angela Lansbury
William Windom
Ron Masak
Ben Masters
Kim Johnston Urich
Ann Hearn
Drama
Flog It!
Paul Martin and the team are in Crawley. Experts Charlie Ross and Mark Stacey give valuations. Paul learns about Britain's oldest licensed airport.
Interests
A Question of Genius
Kirsty Wark's contestants return to battle it out over increasingly difficult rounds to get the chance to answer A Question of Genius on their chosen subject and win 5000 pounds.
Game show
Bargain Hunt Famous Finds
Tony Blackburn v Alvin Stardust
Tony Blackburn and Alvin Stardust look for bargains at an antiques fair in Sussex to sell them for profit at auction in London. Among the items Alvin loves is a 70s hi-fi pod, while Tony cannot resist a coat of arms bearing the Blackburn crest and a canon ball. During their day shopping, presenter Tim Wonnacott discusses Tony's interest in old gramophone players, while Alvin demostrates the old acoustic guitar which his mother gave him and which he got many of the biggest names in music to sign, including all the Beatles and Buddy Holly.
Tracy Comer
Interests
Eggheads
Dermot Murnaghan hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel and two Mastermind winners, Chris Hughes and Kevin Ashman.
Game show
Priceless Antiques Roadshow
Is it a fake or a real find? Is it better to get the good news or the bad news first? The team reveal some of the most memorable reactions to an Antiques Roadshow appraisal.
Interests
Darwin's Dangerous Idea
Life and Death
In the final episode of the series, Andrew Marr discovers how Darwin's ideas are helping mankind to save life on earth from extinction - the environmental movement was built upon his insight that all life on earth is connected. Exploring the impact of industrialisation, intensive farming and our growing hunger for meat, Marr tells the story of our slow awakening to the full implications of Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection and our own destructive powers as a species.
Documentary
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Coast
Cardiff to St. David's
Series exploring the UK coastline. The team's journey starts in Cardiff marina, takes in the Gower Peninsula and finishes in Britain's smallest city, St David's. Neil Oliver accompanies Babs, the land speed record-breaking car from the 1920s, on its return to Pendine Sands. Mark Horton explores how Swansea's monopoly of the world copper trade sped Nelson towards his victory at the battle of Trafalgar. Miranda Krestovnikoff joins the dolphins who come to the Welsh coast to raise their young.
Documentary
Horizon
Why Can't We Predict Earthquakes?
Last century, earthquakes killed over one million, and it is predicted that this century might see ten times as many deaths. Yet, when an earthquake strikes, it always takes people by surprise. So why hasn't science worked out how to predict when and where the next big quake is going to happen? Journeying to China's Sichuan Province as well as the notorious San Andreas Fault in California, Horizon asks why science has so far fallen short of answering this fundamental question.
Mark Radice
Documentary
The Culture Show
The final Culture Show of the series comes from the Whitechapel Art gallery in East London. After a 13-million-pound restoration, the Whitechapel is about to re-open. Andrew Graham-Dixon tells the story of the gallery that transformed the British art scene. Mark Kermode interviews the playwright, screenplay-writer, and now film director, Charlie Kaufman. Lauren Laverne has an equally rare interview - with American singer-songwriter Will Oldham, who also goes by the name Bonnie 'Prince' Billy.
Interests
Newsnight
In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Jeremy Paxman.
News and Current Affairs
Best of Later with Jools 2008
Jools looks back on some of the magical performances from the show in 2008. Including performances from Fleet Foxes, Robert Plant and Alison Kraus, The Killers, Jimmy Cliff, TV on the Radio, MGMT and Kings of Leon, plus moments at the piano chatting with Eartha Kitt, Liza Minnelli and Carla Bruni.
Music and Arts
High Altitude
Ed Leigh and Graham Bell present an all-action winter sports show. Ed and Graham travel to New Zealand, where they attempt a 'Tyrolean Traverse' - a 100m crossing between two mountain peaks on a single piece of rope. Supermodel and avid skier Jodie Kidd then goes on the trip of a lifetime, heli-skiing with Ed and Graham.
Sport
British Style Genius
Breaking the Rules - Fashion Rebel Look
The series exploring what makes British fashion and style distinctive continues with the fashion rebel look and the story of the industry's great mavericks, from Vivienne Westwood and John Galliano through to Alexander McQueen. These outsider designers tore up the style rule book in the creative outpouring that followed punk, licensing the rest of us to wear exactly what we want and become fashion rebels.
Documentary
BBC News
BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.
News and Current Affairs
GCSE Bitesize Revision
Physical Education
Revision for the written and practical PE exams, including items about the body, diet, fitness and training, plus tips on analysing sporting performance.
Education
Tikkabilla
Daily magazine programme for preschool children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. In this edition, lots of bears and dancing with Beverley, Paul and Tamba.
Children
Our Planet
Spiders and Animal Shelters
Wildlife clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology.
Children
Big Cook Little Cook
Pirate
Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. In this episode, Ben returns from a shopping trip but his baguette is causing Small lots of problems - it keeps knocking him over. Percy the Pirate comes into the cafe. The two chefs make him some pirates' gold to eat. As a thank you present, Percy gives them some real pirates' gold.
Steve Marsh
Dan Wright
Children
Arthur
Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. In The Good Sport, Francine is jealous when Jenna is given the Athlete of the Year award, and in Crushed, Arthur is besotted with the new babysitter.
Children
Newsround
Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
Children
Roar
Wild animal tales with Rani Price and Matthew Skilton. The keepers need to send a rhino across Europe to a new home, but as he weighs the same as a family car and could flatten anything in his path, it may be a problem if he does not want to leave. The Sumatran tigers are tempted into the water for a meat feast. Plus, can gorillas recognise their own reflections?
Children
Pinky Dinky Doo
Pinky's Missing Page
Mixed media animation for young children. Pinky Dinky Doo lives in Great Big City with her parents, her four-year-old brother Tyler, and their amazing pet Mr Guinea Pig. When a problem arises, Pinky dances her way to a cardboard story box and uses a piece of chalk and her imagination to tell a story. Pinky and Tyler go on an adventure to find some pirate treasure.
Children
Jackanory Junior
The Princess and the Unicorn
Story time for pre-schoolers. Daniela Nardini tells Wendy Blaxland's tale of a princess and her quest to find a magical unicorn that will save her father.
Children
Harry and Toto
Day and Night
Animation. Harry and Toto are a hare and tortoise who help young children learn about opposites. Harry is an early riser while Toto is not very good in the mornings. Today, Harry cannot get Toto to wake up. So Harry decides to make something that will change Toto's life: a very special clock.
Children
Finley the Fire Engine
As Good as Your Word
Animation following the adventures of the vehicles of Friendlyville. Join Finley the Fire Engine, Gorby the dustbin lorry, Miguel the post van, Scooty the school bus, DJ the bulldozer, Jesse the tow truck, Isabelle the ice cream lorry and Dex the dump truck as they serve the community, solve problems and have fun. Gorby feels tongue-tied when he meets his hero, so Finley steps in to help him.
Children
Louie
Draw Me a Butterfly
Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Louie and Yoko meet a caterpillar who thinks she is ugly. To make her smile, Louie decides to show her what she will look like after building her cocoon.
Children
Louie
Draw Me a Pig
Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Yoko and Louie need help to pick some mushrooms, so Louie draws a pig. The pig finds lots of truffles and delicious mushrooms, but he is so greedy that he eats them all.
Children
Bob the Builder: Project Build It
While Robert's Away, Bob Will Play
Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new, ecologically friendly town from scratch. Bob's parents are visiting the valley. He shows them around, and Robert notices Bob's old rubbish chute. Bob is called away to fix a leak in the school's roof. While he is gone, Bob's parents try to remember what toys he enjoyed when he was little, and attempt to recreate them from material in the valley. The rubbish chute has even been turned into a slide!
Children
Big Barn Farm
The Grass is Always Greener
Animated adventures of a group of baby animals who live together on Big Barn Farm. Gobo the goat, Petal the pig, Digger the puppy and Dash the donkey help each other out as they go about life on the farm. Gobo is bored with the grass in his field. Petal, Dash and Digger help him find some grass that is tastier.
Children
Charlie and Lola
I'm Far Too Extremely Busy
Children's animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Lola simply does not have time to play - she is too busy organising her office full of mermaids and running her own cafe, dental surgery and library. She is too busy to play with Charlie, or Lotta, or even her imaginary friend Soren Lorensen. However, when Marv comes round to play cards, Lola is not sure that being extremely busy all the time is such a good idea.
Children
In the Night Garden
Runaway Og-pog
In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Makka Pakka is busy cleaning stones in the garden when his Og-pog runs away by itself. Makka Pakka and everyone in the garden give chase, they cannot let Og-pog get away! But only the clever Pontipine children know how to stop it. Then Makka Pakka has his Og-pog back safe and sound.
Children
Wildlife on Two
Giant Otters: Wolves of the River
David Attenborough narrates a documentary about six-foot-long otters in the Peruvian Amazon. Despite their size, they are preyed upon by something even bigger, the five-metre black caiman - an alligator-like reptile. This film reveals the high-tension relationship between these two predators.
Documentary
The Daily Politics
Andrew Neil and Anita Anand cover Prime Minister's Questions and the top political stories of the day.
Current affairs
See Hear
British Sign Language magazine series. This edition investigates hate crimes committed against the deaf, how a hearing dog can transform a child's life, and the current funding situation facing the Great Britain Deafylimpics team.
Jessie North
Documentary
Working Lunch
The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.
Business
Animal Park
Behind the scenes at Longleat Safari Park. In the final episode of this series, Ben Fogle attempts to get within inches of two of the park's most dangerous animals. Meanwhile, Kate Humble catches up with one of the oldest, Jolly the giraffe, and the programme revisits the time that the foot-and-mouth crisis threatened almost every animal at the safari park.
Documentary
Murder, She Wrote
Roadkill
Drama series about crime novelist and amateur sleuth Jessica Fletcher. Jessica visits an old friend who runs a trucking company, uncovers a ring of hijackers and has to clear the friend's son of murder.
Angela Lansbury
Patrick Cassidy
Joanna Cassidy
Earl Holliman
Gary Lockwood
Melora Hardin
Drama
Flog It!
The team value antiques in Chelmsford with help from experts David Barby and Catherine Southon. Paul Martin finds out what's hot and what's not in the antiques world.
Interests
A Question of Genius
Kirsty Wark's contestants return to battle it out over increasingly difficult rounds to get the chance to answer A Question of Genius on their chosen subject and win 5000 pounds.
Game show
Bargain Hunt Famous Finds
Johnny Ball v Eddie Large
Eddie Large competes against Johnny Ball, trying to find bargains which could be sold for profit at auction. They are helped along the way by antiques experts Philip Serrell and David Barby. Among the items found by Manchester City fan Eddie is a retro football-shaped radio, while Johnny and his partner, family friend Brenda, fall for a small British porcelain bowl. It is not a joking matter when their items come up for auction in Wandsworth.
Michelle Bullen
Interests
Eggheads
Dermot Murnaghan hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel and two Mastermind winners, Chris Hughes and Kevin Ashman.
Game show
Priceless Antiques Roadshow
The team remember some of the most moving discoveries in the 32-year history of the series, the furniture specialists go back to their roots, and some celebrity memorabilia have the specialists in a spin.
Interests
Cycling: World Track Championships
Gabby Logan presents coverage from Poland, as the Great British team look to continue their domination in the velodrome. Sir Chris Hoy, Jamie Staff and Jason Kenny won Olympic gold in the men's team sprint in 2008 but current world champions France will be keen to hang on to their crown, especially with Sir Chris missing these Championships as he recovers from a hip injury. Hugh Porter will provide the commentary.
Sport
Orangutan Diary
Steve Leonard and Michaela Strachan introduce stories from the world's biggest ape rescue centre. The massive and emotional task of releasing more rescued orangutans is finally underway. Boats, planes and helicopters are standing by to take 25 rescued orangutans deep into Borneo where they can start life afresh. Back at the centre, the youngest orangutans are in danger when malaria hits the clinic and fugitive Bento refuses to come quietly after escaping and threatening a local village.
Rowan Musgrave
Documentary
. 4/6 .
Alan Whicker's Journey of a Lifetime
Europe
"I've had the luckiest of lives," admits Alan Whicker here, as he casts his eye over a staggering TV career. Seeing the archive clips of him in Venice or St Moritz or John Paul Getty's mansion, it's hard to argue, although the real stroke of luck was arriving at a time when he could be the first to bring stories from bullfighting to plastic surgery to our screens. The only drawback was that his style worked so well that it became endlessly mockable on Monty Python and elsewhere. The earnest delivery has softened over the years, but the florid tendencies are still there ("My regrets haunt those old grey stones and these old grey bones," he muses on a Venetian bridge). You can forgive him the odd touch of nostalgia, given how well the original interviews stand up. Whicker had a gift for making people reveal themselves, from Getty to Robin Douglas-Home, whose aristocratic tears on camera while talking about his divorce are still touching. As greatest hits packages go, not many broadcasters could beat this. Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher
Stan Griffin
Documentary
. 0/4 .
1/1
The Apprentice: You're Fired
Companion discussion show to the Apprentice, with Adrian Chiles. A task involving cleaning cars is a washout for someone whose dreams of becoming Sir Alan's apprentice have been expunged at the first hurdle. A panel including multimillionaire businesswoman Gill Fielding and comedian Rufus Hound will endeavour to find out what went wrong and cast their eyes over the rest who are left to fight it out for the top job.
Documentary
. 0/12 .
Newsnight
In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Gavin Esler.
News and Current Affairs
Cycling: World Track Championship Highlights
Gabby Logan introduces highlights from the Pruszkov velodrome in Poland, on a busy first day of action at the World Championships with four titles up for grabs. All eyes will be on the British team as they look to better the nine gold medals they won at the 2008 World Championships which were held in Manchester.
Sport
Doctor Who
The Sontaran Stratagem
Martha Jones summons the Doctor back to modern-day Earth, but an old enemy lies in wait.
David Tennant
Catherine Tate
Freema Agyeman
Bernard Cribbins
Jacqueline King
Ryan Sampson
Drama
. 3/13 .
The Real Hustle
A team of hustlers - Alexis Conran, Paul Wilson and Jessica Clement - try out some notorious scams on members of the public, filmed with hidden cameras and intercut with interviews from fraud protection experts, police and scam victims.
Documentary
Freaky Eaters
Addicted to Diet Cola
Nutritionist Charlotte Watts and psychological coach Felix Economakis help people with strange eating habits and food phobias and addictions. While Charlotte encourages them to eat new foods, Felix attempts to get to the bottom of the psychological problems causing their food phobias, with the aim of getting them on the road to eating a healthy balanced diet in just four weeks.
Documentary
Gary: Young, Psychic and Possessed
Twenty-year-old Gary Mannion calls himself Britain's youngest psychic surgeon, channelling a spirit from the dead to operate on the sick. He travels the world to bring his alleged ability to effect miracle cures to a devoted following. Filmmaker Emeka Onono follows Gary as he tries to prove he really does have the power to heal. Emeka hears stories of miracle cures, watches Gary operate and even participates in seances, before turning to science to try to separate fact from fantasy.
Emeka Onono
Documentary
EastEnders
Bradley finally manages to get the girl, but will she stick around once the truth is revealed? Janine spots an opportunity of the tall, dark and handsome variety, and Patrick finally opens up to Tommy.
John Greening
Charlie Clements
Nina Toussaint-White
Adam Woodyatt
Laurie Brett
Nina Wadia
Patsy Palmer
Soap
Horne and Corden
This skitcom has a confidence out of whack with its material, but there are still some sizeable sniggers, including James Corden's neat Ricky Gervais stitch-up and the Team GB gymnasts on the rings. A nice nod to the old guard, too, with Tim Brooke-Taylor guesting at Bananaman's funeral. Radio Times reviewer - Mark Braxton
Kathy Burke
Mathew Horne
James Corden
Mathew Baynton
Helen Cripps
Kellie Bright
Brendan Patricks
Comedy
. 2/6 .
1/1
Family Guy
Stewie B Goode
Animated comedy about family life. After losing at a swimming competition, Stewie tries to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him.
Comedy
Family Guy
Bango Was His Name-O
Animated comedy about family life. Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.
Comedy
Gary: Young, Psychic and Possessed
Twenty-year-old Gary Mannion calls himself Britain's youngest psychic surgeon, channelling a spirit from the dead to operate on the sick. He travels the world to bring his alleged ability to effect miracle cures to a devoted following. Filmmaker Emeka Onono follows Gary as he tries to prove he really does have the power to heal. Emeka hears stories of miracle cures, watches Gary operate and even participates in seances, before turning to science to try to separate fact from fantasy.
Emeka Onono
Documentary
Freaky Eaters
Addicted to Diet Cola
Nutritionist Charlotte Watts and psychological coach Felix Economakis help people with strange eating habits and food phobias and addictions. While Charlotte encourages them to eat new foods, Felix attempts to get to the bottom of the psychological problems causing their food phobias, with the aim of getting them on the road to eating a healthy balanced diet in just four weeks.
Documentary
Horne and Corden
Mathew Horne and James Corden host and star in their own comedy sketch show. Mat and James try to do their bit to help a disabled fan... with disastrous results. Meanwhile, Superman has to give Spider-Man some very bad news about Banana Man; Ricky Gervais takes on a new Western film; James has something special to shows Mat; and the Young People's Church have a very special message for the non-believers.
Kathy Burke
Mathew Horne
James Corden
Mathew Baynton
Helen Cripps
Kellie Bright
Brendan Patricks
Comedy
Natalie Cassidy's Real Britain
Natalie Cassidy presents a series of films about young Britons inspired by subjects close to her own heart. This time she is investigating our last sexual taboos. Otto, a young man with Down's Syndrome, searches for love. Tessa, Niki and Andy are all twenty-somethings who are asexual. Can they find love without sex?
Documentary
Reading and Leeds Festival 2008
Edith Bowman and Zane Lowe look back over last weekend's festival. With performances from the likes of Metallica, The Killers, The Last Shadow Puppets, Ting Tings, Vampire Weekend, Seasick Steve and Glasvegas.
Music and Arts
Freaky Eaters
Addicted to Diet Cola
Nutritionist Charlotte Watts and psychological coach Felix Economakis help people with strange eating habits and food phobias and addictions. While Charlotte encourages them to eat new foods, Felix attempts to get to the bottom of the psychological problems causing their food phobias, with the aim of getting them on the road to eating a healthy balanced diet in just four weeks.
Documentary
. 5/8 .
The Real Hustle
A team of hustlers try out some notorious scams on members of the public, filmed with hidden cameras and intercut with actual interviews from fraud protection experts, police and victims. Things get out of hand when Jess and Alex have a fight in a jewellery shop while Paul gets on with the con, and Alex manages to turn a minor complaint about a restaurant into hundreds of pounds. The boys pose as undercover police officers and use their bogus authority to pinch a passer-by's car.
Entertainment
The Real Hustle
A team of hustlers try out some notorious scams on members of the public, filmed with hidden cameras and intercut with actual interviews from fraud protection experts, police and victims. Alex, Paul and Jess take a big bite out of a restaurant's profits when they all scam the same waiter out of a slap-up meal. The boys go undercover in the guise of gasmen to swindle homeowners out of hundreds of pounds, while Jess doubles her money by hacking into a corner-shop cash machine.
Documentary
Firewall
Looking as old and exhausted as the dog-eared plot, Harrison Ford huffs and puffs his way through this flabby variation on The Desperate Hours with grafted on hi-tech trappings. The past-it action man plays a computer security specialist forced by psychopathic Paul Bettany to hack into his own bank to ensure the safety of his kidnapped wife (a wasted Virginia Madsen) and children. Once past the reasonably tense set-up, disbelief and boredom set in as Richard Loncraine's get-the-job-done direction does nothing to transcend the film's formula chase thrills and contrivances. If Bettany's gang has been scrupulously monitoring Ford's family for a year, why don't they know his bank has been taken over by another financial institution when they pounce? And surely the first rule of hostage taking must be: leave all family pets behind. But that would leave us without the ludicrous climax.
Richard Loncraine
Harrison Ford
Paul Bettany
Virginia Madsen
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Robert Patrick
Robert Forster
Alan Arkin
Carly Schroeder
Jimmy Bennett
2006
Film
12
2/5
Horne and Corden
Mathew Horne and James Corden host and star in their own comedy sketch show. Mat and James try to do their bit to help a disabled fan... with disastrous results. Meanwhile, Superman has to give Spider-Man some very bad news about Banana Man; Ricky Gervais takes on a new Western film; James has something special to shows Mat; and the Young People's Church have a very special message for the non-believers.
Kathy Burke
Mathew Horne
James Corden
Mathew Baynton
Helen Cripps
Kellie Bright
Brendan Patricks
Comedy
. 2/6 .
Family Guy
Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure
Animated comedy about family life. Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.
Comedy
Family Guy
Untitled Griffin Family History
Animated comedy about American family life. After robbers enter the Griffin house, the family tries to gain safety in Peter's panic room. Trapped with no way out, Peter decides to tell his family the history of their ancestry by narrating a chain of events.
Comedy
Snog Marry Avoid?
Jenny Frost presents the make-under show which sees POD - Personal Overhaul Device - transform OTT girls and boys into natural beauties. Before and after each makeunder, the public vote as to whether they would rather snog, marry or avoid POD's willing victims. POD and Jenny meet Playboy Bunny wannabe Cassey Ann, a Captain Jack Sparrow lookalike and they transform Liberty X star Michelle Heaton from a girly girl to a womanly woman.
Martin O'Byrne
Documentary
. 5/13 .
World News Today
The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective.
Current affairs
Coal House at War
Three Welsh families give up their 21st century creature comforts and travel back in time to 1944 to face the hardships of life during the Second World War. The women take on a secret mission at the munitions factory while the men struggle down the mine. Just as it seems things are looking up with a variety show, the families are brought face to face with the grim realities of war.
Documentary
. 5/9 .
Darwin's Struggle: The Evolution of the Origin of Species
Documentary telling the story of how Charles Darwin came to write On the Origin of Species. In the 20 years he took to develop his ideas into a book, Darwin went through a personal struggle every bit as turbulent as that of the natural world he observed. Fortunately, he left a record of his insights, observations of nature and expressions of love for those around him. The story is told using Darwin's secret notes and correspondence, featuring contributions from leading biographers and scientists.
Documentary
Early Doors
Comedy series set in a small Manchester public house. The chance to win a box of chocolates has the regulars racking their brains in an attempt to win at The Grapes quiz night and Eddie soon finds himself in a pickle as he reveals his specialist subject. Ken and Tanya's relationship steps up a notch as Tanya lays on her charms for Ken and he lays on free sarnies. Mel and her new boyfriend Dean get close and personal as they think about getting a place of their own.
John Henshaw
Susan Cookson
Mark Benton
Lee Ingleby
Phil Mealey
Christine Bottomley
Sitcom
. 2/6 .
I've Never Seen Star Wars
John Humphrys
Marcus Brigstocke hosts a chat show in which he invites someone to step out of their comfort zone and try five new cultural experiences, from playing bingo to reading Proust. Journalist and broadcaster John Humphrys is Marcus's guest.
Patti Marr
Talk show
. 1/8 .
Mad Men
The Gold Violin
Relationships between the personnel are starting to shift in this beguilingly brilliant series. The luscious Joan meets her match in a new secretary, while married, closeted-gay Sal develops an unrequited passion for a colleague. Don Draper's problems, meanwhile, are domestic . . . Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham
Phil Abraham
Jon Hamm
John Slattery
Elisabeth Moss
Vincent Kartheiser
January Jones
Christina Hendricks
Drama
. 6/13 .
1/1
Law and Order
A Detective's Tale
Four-part drama series about the British judicial system, dealing with an investigation presented from the perspectives of the police force, the criminal, the solicitor and the prison system. The first of the four plays is about the law: those who keep it, those who break it and those who live off it. A Detective's Tale tells the detective's view of a crime.
Derek Martin
Alan Ford
Roy Sone
Billy Cornelius
Alex Gladwell
Fred Haggerty
Documentary
. 0/4 .
The Real Life on Mars
Documentary which looks at the world of policing before the 1980s and asks whether 'old-style policing' was as bad as that portrayed on TV in Life on Mars or whether it might have actually been more effective than the political correctness and forensic paraphernalia of today. Includes interviews with ex-cops, criminals, academics and writers.
Documentary
Darwin's Struggle: The Evolution of the Origin of Species
Documentary telling the story of how Charles Darwin came to write On the Origin of Species. In the 20 years he took to develop his ideas into a book, Darwin went through a personal struggle every bit as turbulent as that of the natural world he observed. Fortunately, he left a record of his insights, observations of nature and expressions of love for those around him. The story is told using Darwin's secret notes and correspondence, featuring contributions from leading biographers and scientists.
Documentary
Proms on Four 2008
King's Singers - 40th Anniversary
Suzy Klein introduces a concert by the King's Singers, who return to mark their 40th anniversary with a wide-ranging Anglo-French programme including French folk songs by Poulenc, French renaissance madrigals, English Victorian part-songs and more recent arrangements of traditional English folk songs of the type they have made their own.UPDATED LISTING: Slot duration change - now runs for ten minutes fewer than billed.
Music and Arts
The Book Quiz
Kirsty Wark presents the literary panel game. Historical novelist Philippa Gregory and pop culture writer Paul Morley fight it out against author Julie Myerson and another historical writer Antony Beevor.UPDATED LISTING: Was originally scheduled to transmit at 3:50am.
Sue McMahon
Game show
World News Today
The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective.
Current affairs
Britain's Best Drives
The Wye Valley and Forest of Dean
Actor Richard Wilson takes a journey into the past, following routes raved about in motoring guides of 50 years ago. Using an Austin Cambridge to explore an area that claims to be the birthplace of British tourism, Richard learns about life before the Severn Bridge, finds out why thousands of tourists flocked to the Wye Valley in search of the 'picturesque' and discovers how ancient customs are still practised in the medieval forest of Dean, with his trip culminating at a renowned viewpoint.
Documentary
. 4/6 .
Secret Wilderness - Japan
Ten years ago writer, naturalist and explorer Steve Backshall spent a year living and working in Japan. Studying martial arts and learning the language, he immersed himself in the culture but rarely ventured out of the city. Now he's returned to take us on a journey to explore the wilder side of this incredible country. In this episode, Steve goes to the island of Yakushima to explore its primeval forests and observe the beach-dwelling macaques.
Documentary
. 1/2 .
Private Life of a Masterpiece
The Great Wave
Series looking at great works of art considers Hokusai's The Great Wave, arguably the most famous of all Oriental paintings. Created by the artist when he was in his seventies, it has a rich and fascinating story that speaks directly to our time.
Documentary
Baroque! - From St Peter's to St Paul's
Waldemar Januszczak's stimulating journey through art ends in 17th century England. Entertaining and unorthodox as ever, he tells how Charles I's art addiction led to his downfall and celebrates the wonders of English Baroque buildings. Radio Times reviewer - Geoff Ellis
Documentary
. 2/3 .
1/1
Britain's Best Drives
The Wye Valley and Forest of Dean
Actor Richard Wilson takes a journey into the past, following routes raved about in motoring guides of 50 years ago. Using an Austin Cambridge to explore an area that claims to be the birthplace of British tourism, Richard learns about life before the Severn Bridge, finds out why thousands of tourists flocked to the Wye Valley in search of the 'picturesque' and discovers how ancient customs are still practised in the medieval forest of Dean, with his trip culminating at a renowned viewpoint.
Documentary
Newswipe
What's responsible for the pomposity, superficiality and bias of TV news? The blustering host of Screenwipe tries to explain in this new series. Tonight, Nick Davies talks about how time-poor hacks have become reliant on press releases (apparently; no tape was available). Radio Times reviewer - Jack Seale
Entertainment
. 0/6 .
1/1
I've Never Seen Star Wars
John Humphrys
Marcus Brigstocke hosts a chat show in which he invites someone to step out of their comfort zone and try five new cultural experiences, from playing bingo to reading Proust. Journalist and broadcaster John Humphrys is Marcus's guest.
Patti Marr
Talk show
. 1/8 .
Baroque! - From St Peter's to St Paul's
This episode brings the Baroque home with an exploration of the English Baroque tradition that finds its climax through a tour of London's Hawksmoor churches, and Christopher Wren's iconic St Paul's Cathedral.
Documentary
Breakfast
All the latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News at One
The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News at Five O'Clock
With Huw Edwards. The BBC News at Five O'Clock with in-depth discussions and analysis as well as breaking news.
News and Current Affairs
BBC News at Six
The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
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BBC News
Twenty four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break. Including E24 with the latest showbiz news.
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Sportsday
A round-up of all the day's sporting events.
Sport
BBC News
The best of the BBC's journalism from all the BBC's television outlets and featuring the best of the day's stories from the One and Six O'Clock News bulletins, Breakfast, BBC World News and from the BBC's National and Regional newsrooms across the UK.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News at Ten
The BBC News at Ten with Sportsday at 10.30, plus all the day's business and the first review of the next morning's newspapers.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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HARDtalk
Stephen Sackur talks to newsmakers and personalities from across the globe.
Current affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC World News America
Comprehensive news and analysis with Matt Frei and Katty Kay.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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ABC World News with Charles Gibson
The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network's flagship evening news programme.
Current affairs
World News Today
The latest news and business developments including World Business Report.
Current affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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The Record
Highlights of Tuesday 24 March in Parliament, presented by Alicia McCarthy.
Current affairs
BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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HARDtalk
Stephen Sackur talks to newsmakers and personalities from across the globe.
Current affairs
The World Today
The latest international news.
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World Business Report
The latest business news from around the world with live reports from Singapore, Frankfurt and London and the news of what happened overnight in New York.
Business
Breakfast
All the latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News at One
The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News at Five O'Clock
With Huw Edwards. The BBC News at Five O'Clock with in-depth discussions and analysis as well as breaking news.
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BBC News at Six
The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
Sportsday
A round-up of the day's sporting events.
Sport
BBC News
The best of the BBC's journalism from all the BBC's television outlets and featuring the best of the day's stories from the One and Six O'Clock News bulletins, Breakfast, BBC World News and from the BBC's National and Regional newsrooms across the UK.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
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BBC News at Ten
The BBC News at Ten with Sportsday at 10.30, plus all the day's business and the first review of the next morning's newspapers.
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BBC News
Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break.
News and Current Affairs
HARDtalk
Stephen Sackur talks to newsmakers and personalities from across the globe.
Current affairs
Lords - Local Democracy
Recorded coverage of business in the House of Lords on Monday 23 March, including the report stage of the Local Democracy, Economic Development and Construction Bill.
Current affairs
The Record
Highlights of Monday 23 March in Parliament, presented by Kristiina Cooper.
Current affairs
Lords - Local Democracy
Recorded coverage of business in the House of Lords on Monday 23 March, including the report stage of the Local Democracy, Economic Development and Construction Bill.
Current affairs
Live Health Questions
Live coverage of questions in the House of Commons to Health Secretary Alan Johnson and his team of ministers.
Current affairs
Live House of Commons
Live coverage of the day's proceedings in the House of Commons.
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Live House of Commons
Live coverage of the day's proceedings in the House of Commons.
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The Record
Highlights of Tuesday 24 March in Parliament, presented by Alicia McCarthy.
Current affairs
Welsh First Minister's Questions
Recorded coverage of questions in the Welsh Assembly to First Minister Rhodri Morgan from Tuesday 24 March.
Current affairs
The Daily Politics
Andrew Neil and Anita Anand have the top political stories of the day.
Current affairs
The Record
Highlights of Tuesday 24 March in Parliament, presented by Alicia McCarthy.
Current affairs
Health Questions
Recorded coverage of questions in the House of Commons to Health Secretary Alan Johnson and his team of ministers, from Tuesday 24 March.
Current affairs
Lords Questions
Recorded coverage of questions in the House of Lords from Tuesday 24 March.
Current affairs
Welsh First Minister's Questions
Recorded coverage of questions in the Welsh Assembly to First Minister Rhodri Morgan from Tuesday 24 March.
Current affairs
The Record
Highlights of Tuesday 24 March in Parliament, presented by Alicia McCarthy.
Current affairs
Health Questions
Recorded coverage of questions in the House of Commons to Health Secretary Alan Johnson and his team of ministers, from Tuesday 24 March.
Current affairs
Lords Questions
Recorded coverage of questions in the House of Lords from Tuesday 24 March.
Current affairs
Welsh First Minister's Questions
Recorded coverage of questions in the Welsh Assembly to First Minister Rhodri Morgan from Tuesday 24 March.
Current affairs
The Record
Highlights of Tuesday 24 March in Parliament, presented by Alicia McCarthy.
Current affairs
Lords - Postal Services
Recorded coverage of business in the House of Lords on Tuesday 24 March, including the committee stage of the Postal Services Bill.
Current affairs
The Record
Highlights of Tuesday 24 March in Parliament, presented by Alicia McCarthy.
Current affairs
Lords - Postal Services
Recorded coverage of business in the House of Lords on Tuesday 24 March, including the committee stage of the Postal Services Bill.
Current affairs
Live International Development Questions
Live coverage of questions in the House of Commons to International Development Secretary Douglas Alexander and his team of ministers.
Current affairs
Live Prime Minister's Questions
Live coverage of questions in the House of Commons to Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
Current affairs
Live House of Commons
Live coverage of the day's proceedings in the House of Commons.
Current affairs
Live House of Commons
Live coverage of the day's proceedings in the House of Commons.
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Prime Minister's Questions
Recorded coverage of questions in the House of Commons to Prime Minister Gordon Brown from Wednesday 25 March.
Current affairs
Lords - Postal Services
Recorded coverage of business in the House of Lords on Tuesday 24 March, including the committee stage of the Postal Services Bill.
Current affairs
The Record
Highlights of the day in Parliament from Wednesday 25 March, presented by Alicia McCarthy.
Current affairs
Prime Minister's Questions
Recorded coverage of questions in the House of Commons to Prime Minister Gordon Brown from Wednesday 25 March.
Current affairs
Newsround
CBBC joins the Newsround team, keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
Children
Funky Fables
A Knight's Tale
Animation featuring audience participation. Well known folk stories and fairy tales are given a modern twist, with viewers able to become characters featured in the story by uploading a picture of their face through the CBBC website.
Children
Rocket Boy and Toro
The Big Fall Out
Comedy space adventure. Toro has munches through the day's delivery co-ordinates. Even Rocket Boy is annoyed because now they have to navigate with old-fashioned map. Toro isn't the best map reader and he takes Rocket Boy on a wild goose chase. The pair have a big argument and Rocket Boy drops Toro off on the nearest planet. Little does he know that a swarm of giant hungry, planet eating creatures are heading for the planet and his pal is in trouble.
Children
Scoop
Gran Day Out
Reporter Digby Digworth is hot on the trail of the Battenburglars, a local crime gang who have been stealing valuables and replacing them with cakes! Hacker has his suspicions when the pair are sent to interview an elderly granny in Pilbury's top tea shop.
Jack Jameson
Shaun Williamson
Mark Benton
Andy Heath
Gabrielle Downey
Ortis Deley
Simon Ludders
Children
Street Monsters
The Film Maker in 'Performance'
Animation. The Film Maker is the next big thing when it comes to wildlife documentaries. There's no monster too big or too scary for him to try to film. But like every expert pushing the boundaries, there's always a challenge waiting for him just around the corner.
Dan Balaam
Children
The Sarah Jane Adventures
The Day of the Clown - Part 2
Children's drama series from the makers of Doctor Who, following the adventures of investigative journalist Sarah Jane Smith, a former companion to the Doctor. Luke is taken by Spellman and Sarah Jane has to confront her oldest fears to save him.
Elisabeth Sladen
Daniel Anthony
Tommy Knight
Anjli Mohindra
Bradley Walsh
Floella Benjamin
Children
The Basil Brush Show
Basil the Casualty
Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible Basil Brush and friends. Basil's illness lands him in hospital where his treatment holds a few surprises.
Michael Byers
Michael Hayes
Janine Vieira
Ajay Chhabra
Laura Evans
Children
Best of Friends
Rani and Abs present the show that tests the friendships of five close mates with a series of terrible tasks and tantalising treats.
Children
Beat the Boss
Board Game
Saira Khan presents as a team of three children compete with three top business people to make a new product for children. They need to think outside the box today and devise a brand new board game.
Children
SMart
Children's creative art show. Kirsten O'Brien and Mike Fischetti get off to an arty start with veg-printing, toast art and an inter-galactic extreme picture. With special guest Abs from Best Of Friends.
Geoff Coward
Children
Get 100
Gameshow where the aim of the game is to get 100, presented by Hardeep Singh Kohli. Four contestants compete in this razor-sharp quiz where the answers to all the questions are numbers between one and 99. Strategy is just as important as intellect, as the contestants need to think carefully about what to do with their points - do they keep them for themselves, or use them to sabotage an opponent's score?
Children
50/50
Angellica Bell presents as Sighthill from Glasgow and Moffat from the Borders prepare for battle. The Spike, Fly, Cube and Avalanche are trials of skill and agility whereas the Observator will test the team's memories.
Children
Rocket Boy and Toro
The Big Fall Out
Comedy space adventure. Toro has munches through the day's delivery co-ordinates. Even Rocket Boy is annoyed because now they have to navigate with old-fashioned map. Toro isn't the best map reader and he takes Rocket Boy on a wild goose chase. The pair have a big argument and Rocket Boy drops Toro off on the nearest planet. Little does he know that a swarm of giant hungry, planet eating creatures are heading for the planet and his pal is in trouble.
Children
Escape from Scorpion Island
High-octane, adrenalin-fuelled adventure game presented by Reggie Yates and Caroline Flack where contestants compete to escape from an exotic island.
Children
Roar
The baby gorillas who are going to be released back into the wild get some jungle training. Their first lesson is tree-climbing because they'll need to find their own food, like fruit, when they get to Africa. We find out what the monkeys make of having their bananas served in bouncing buckets, whether porcupines have a taste for salt and which of all the different animals in the parks is the most easily scared. More wild animal stories with Rani Price and Matthew Skilton.
Children
Three Delivery
Bedtime for Badu
Animation. Years ago, an evil apprentice named Kong Li scattered dangerous recipes from a magic cookbook throughout Chinatown. Now Kong Li has returned to find the recipes. Three teenage heroes, skilled in kung fu, have been trained to stop him.
Children
Only in America
Space
Fearne Cotton and Reggie Yates are sent on the road trip of a lifetime around the USA to discover the weird, wacky and wonderful things the nation has to offer. It is a space special as the duo defy gravity, spin into orbit and uncover UFOs.
Children
Shoebox Zoo
Wild Horses
Children's drama series. Marnie McBride, the Chosen One, persuades her parents to let her stay with her grandparents in America, where she can continue her quest for the Book of Forbidden Knowledge. Marnie and Kyle's relationship reaches a critical point when Kyle almost rejects the horse medicine.
Vivien Endicott-Douglas
Jason Connery
Peter Mullan
Children
ChuckleVision
Muscling In
Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul enters Barry for a strong man contest, but how can he compete against the cheating man-mountain Magnus Sorenson?
Paul Elliott
Barry Elliott
Joe Montana
Children
Dance Factory
With Reggie Yates, Camilla Dallerup and Nigel Clarke. Six new dancers meet their expert partners for the first time, but which style will they be learning? Hip Hop, Bhangra and Irish dancing are all possible.
Children
Uncle Max
Goes to the Supermarket
Children's comedy series. Max and Luke take Luke's baby sister to the supermarket. Things are going well until the baby spies a blue teddy at the top of an enormous display of red ones, but it's the blue one or nothing. The only trouble is another child has seen the teddy too and rivalry breaks out between Uncle Max and the child's leather-jacketed dad. Uncle Max and the father begin an obstacle race around the aisles, but who will finally get blue teddy to the checkout?
David Schneider
Jonathan Hanly
Children
Eliot Kid
Igor
Children's animation featuring Eliot, the little kid with the mind-boggling imagination that turns the most commonplace situations into Hollywood action-adventure blockbusters. Eliot is worried. His sister Suzie has fallen in love with a young guitar player, and he's sure the guitar's diabolic melodies bewitched her. Eliot and his friends must do everything possible to stop him from performing in concert at the school talent show, and bewitching the entire city.
Children
Arthur
Prunella Packs it In
Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Prunella gets worried about college, even though she's still only in elementary school. She piles on extra activities to make her seem 'more appealing'. Will she crack under the heavy load, or learn to relax and focus on the things she enjoys?
Children
Funky Fables
Merry Men at Work
Animation featuring audience participation. Well known folk stories and fairy tales are given a modern twist, with viewers able to become characters featured in the story by uploading a picture of their face through the CBBC website.
Children
Raven - The Dragon's Eye
Children's fantasy game show. Six warriors remain on the quest to reach the Castle of Shadows and find the Dragon's Eye. Ervan is confronted by nevar, and plots to trick Raven and the warriors into leading him to the Eye. A fearsome river stands in the way of the warriors' progress and they must work together to get across safely. Once they reach the far side, they remain in danger and must gain protection from the Castle Demons in Spirit Shield. Raven knows that danger lurks all around.
Maria Stewart
Children
Hot Rods
Nail-biting children's game show combining mental and physical challenges, presented by Zoe Salmon. Contestants must pass the tasks and hope their opponents fail, because it's a tug-of-war where prizes are lost and won in the blink of an eye. After each challenge the teams choose a Hot Rod, but they do not know the value of the rod until it is pulled. Will it be enough to win the game? Or will it lose them everything?
Children
The Story of Tracy Beaker
Big Fight
Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Justine and Tracy set up the boys as champions to wrestle on their behalf.
Dani Harmer
Montanna Thompson
Chloe Hibbert Waters
Chelsie Padley
Ben Hanson
Ciaran Joyce
Children
Paradise Cafe
A Map of Stars
Drama series. Maori navigator Te Ura storms into the cafe. She is desperate to find the legendary Black Pearl, but her mutinous sailors don't want to search for it any more. Robbo and Tai help Te Ura find the Black Pearl and are led to its hiding place by a school of sharks. When they present it to Te Ura, Robbo takes all the credit. The glory goes to Robbo's head and he manages to fall out with everyone, banishing Chloe from the cafe. Only a visit from the sharks can reveal the real hero.
Danny Mulheron
Pax Baldwin
Nua Finau
Holly Bodimeade
Lara Custance
Amelia Reynolds
Miranda Harcourt
Children
Pinky and Perky
Pig Issues
3D animated comedy series. It's Pinky and Perky's birthday, and there's a special show lined up to celebrate. Everyone is doing their best to make it a great day, apart from Vera, who decides to test their brotherly love to the limits. By the time they go on air, Pinky and Perky are no longer speaking to each other, and the live show looks doomes. Fortunately, KT has a brainwave and Pinky and Perky stop bickering just in time for the end credits, much to Vera's dismay!
Children
Three Delivery
Friday the 13th to the 4th Power
Animation. Years ago, an evil apprentice named Kong Li scattered dangerous recipes from a magic cookbook throughout Chinatown. Now Kong Li has returned to find the recipes. Three teenage heroes, skilled in kung fu, have been trained to stop him. The only thing worse than having the most horrible Friday 13th is waking up and realising that you face the exact same day, again. The kids try to figure out how to break free from this cycle while at the same time overcoming their embarrassments.
Children
Newsround
CBBC joins the Newsround team, keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
Children
The Basil Brush Show
Going for Broke
Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible fox. Dave has an unexpected urge for kindness towards a tramp, which reaps great rewards, but the tramp may not be what he seems.
Michael Hayes
Max Moran
Peter Sissons
Georgina Leonidas
Christopher Pizzey
Children
Newsround
CBBC joins the Newsround team, keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
Children
Funky Fables
Merry Men at Work
Animation featuring audience participation. Well known folk stories and fairy tales are given a modern twist, with viewers able to become characters featured in the story by uploading a picture of their face through the CBBC website.
Children
Rocket Boy and Toro
Rocket Girl
Comedy space adventure. Rocket Boy is surprised when he has to deliver a letter to someone called 'Rocket Girl'. Excited that there might be someone else like him he jets off so fast he even leaves Toro behind. Rocket Girl is everything he'd hoped and things are going great, until Toro reveals her as a hologram! Rocket Boy is confused until Trash arrives and zaps him with a tractor beam. So he was betrayed, she was just one of Square's plans to capture him, or is she?
Children
Scoop
Magnetic Attraction
Children's comedy drama series following the exploits of hapless journalist Digby Digworth and his faithful canine companion Hacker. The local police force is launching a new Robot Cop to man the streets of Pilbury. Digby and Hacker are sent to get a top interview but cause chaos when Hacker's magnetic collar interferes with the robot's circuitry. Policing takes on a whole new meaning with a rampaging robot roaming the streets.
Shaun Williamson
Mark Benton
Andy Heath
Julian Dutton
Sara Carver
Matthew Flacks
Children
The Sarah Jane Adventures
Secrets of the Stars - Part 1
Children's drama series from the makers of Doctor Who, following the adventures of investigative journalist Sarah Jane Smith, a former companion to the Doctor. An astrologer attracts Sarah Jane's interest with his uncanny predictions. Earth is under threat - from the stars.
Elisabeth Sladen
Daniel Anthony
Tommy Knight
Anjli Mohindra
Russ Abbot
Alexander Armstrong
Children
Blue Peter
Helen, Joel and Andy are put through a series of tests by a pair of thrill engineers, but who will be chosen to experience the ultimate rollercoaster challenge? Andy goes green and becomes a recycling bin man for the day and Britain's Got Talent finalists 'Strike' put Andy and Helen through their martial art paces.
Children
Best of Friends
Rani and Abs present the show that tests the friendships of five close mates with a series of terrible tasks and tantalising treats.
Children
Beat the Boss
Ice
Saira Khan presents as a team of three children go head to head with three top business people to create a new product for the children's market. Both teams must create two new ice cream products.
Children
SMart
Kirsten O'Brien and Mike Fischetti are joined by special guest James Mackenzie (Raven). Together they make a fossil T-Rex, a shadow train and digital photographs through glass.
Geoff Coward
Children
Get 100
Gameshow where the aim of the game is to get 100, presented by Hardeep Singh Kohli. Four contestants compete in this razor-sharp quiz where the answers to all the questions are numbers between one and 99. Strategy is just as important as intellect, as the contestants need to think carefully about what to do with their points - do they keep them for themselves, or use them to sabotage an opponent's score?
Children
50/50
The Spike, Revolve, Cube, Observator and Avalanche will test the teams, as Clydemuir and Bruntsfield confront one another. Angellica Bell referees the trials to decide who can take home the 50/50 trophy.
Children
Rocket Boy and Toro
Rocket Girl
Comedy space adventure. Rocket Boy is surprised when he has to deliver a letter to someone called 'Rocket Girl'. Excited that there might be someone else like him he jets off so fast he even leaves Toro behind. Rocket Girl is everything he'd hoped and things are going great, until Toro reveals her as a hologram! Rocket Boy is confused until Trash arrives and zaps him with a tractor beam. So he was betrayed, she was just one of Square's plans to capture him, or is she?
Children
Escape from Scorpion Island
High-octane, adrenalin-fuelled adventure game presented by Reggie Yates and Caroline Flack where contestants compete to escape from an exotic island. The next big Island Challenge is called Para Shoot. What is it and who will the Island select to take it on?
Children
Roar
The baby gorillas are anything but camera shy when the photographers turn up for the press conference to announce they're going to be released into the wild in Africa. The elephants have a great time ripping up trees that have been planted to give them a taste of foraging the natural way, there's a gripping lesson about the best way to handle very big snakes and some very cute capybara babies have arrived on the scene.
Children
Three Delivery
Cookbook Crooks
Animation. Years ago, an evil apprentice named Kong Li scattered dangerous recipes from a magic cookbook throughout Chinatown. Now Kong Li has returned to find the recipes. Three teenage heroes, skilled in kung fu, have been trained to stop him. Two bumbling crooks come across a magic recipe that allows them to see into the homes and businesses of Chinatown. When they use it to swipe Nana's magic cookbook, the kids have to rush to get the cookbook back before Kong Li gets his hands on it.
Children
Only in America
Wild West
Fearne Cotton and Reggie Yates are sent on the roadtrip of a lifetime around the USA to discover the weird, wacky and wonderful things the country has to offer. The city slickers wander way out into the Wild West of Arizona. They get back to basics with horse-herding and banjo-bashing. Can they cut it as cowboys or will they buckle under?
Children
Shoebox Zoo
Bumps in the Night
Children's drama series. Marnie McBride, the Chosen One, persuades her parents to let her stay with her grandparents in America, where she can continue her quest for the Book of Forbidden Knowledge. Marnie heads off to camp to look for the Bow of Wisdom and the legendary missing Arrow of Truth.
Vivien Endicott-Douglas
Peter Mullan
Jason Connery
Children
ChuckleVision
Hanging Round
Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul and Barry work at dizzying heights as they decorate a cruise ship, but will Captain Pilbury be impressed with their paintwork?
Paul Elliott
Barry Elliott
Brian Patton
Children
Dance Factory
Reggie Yates crosses the country finding six non-dancers to turn into the next Usher or Britney. Rio Ferdinand, Juggy D and Denise Lewis give the dancing couples a helping hand.
Children
Uncle Max
At Sports Day
Children's comedy. It's Luke's sports day and Uncle Max has come along to cheer him on. When one of the other adults puts his own name down for a race, Max feels he should do the same. Max bravely tries to win for the kids but his opponent uses every dirty trick in the book to get there ahead of him.
David Schneider
Jonathan Hanly
Children
Eliot Kid
20,000 Leagues
Children's animation featuring Eliot, the little kid with the mind-boggling imagination that turns the most commonplace situations into Hollywood action-adventure blockbusters. Eliot visits the new municipal pool with his class for its inauguration. But a pair of swimming trunks floating on the surface reveals the awful truth - a terrifying underwater monster lives in the pool and devours anyone who dares go swimming.
Children
Arthur
Phony Fern
Animated series following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. When Fern's parents give her a mobile phone for 'emergencies only', she is uninterested - until Muffy introduces her to the joys of constant chatting! But she realises that although technology is great, it's sometimes better to communicate in person.
Children
Funky Fables
Goldilocks and The Big Heist
Animation featuring audience participation. Well known folk stories and fairy tales are given a modern twist, with viewers able to become characters featured in the story by uploading a picture of their face through the CBBC website.
Children
Raven - The Dragon's Eye
Children's fantasy game show. Five warriors survive to travel on in the quest for the Dragon's Eye. They must work together to succeed. Ervan continues to plot his trickery. Aided by Nevar, he tries to trick Raven into losing his power. Raven must protect the warriors. Will he fall into Ervan's snare? The warriors face Demon Trap, a challenge fraught with danger. The warriors seek to find and enter the Golden Portal that will carry them to the Castle of Shadows.
Maria Stewart
Children
Prank Patrol
Dinosaur Dig
Our prankster wants to fool three of his schoolfriends into believing that dinosaurs still exist. With help from an expert at Manchester Museum and the Prank Patrol HQ team, Arian helps to create some prehistoric bones and dinosaur eggs. During an archaeological dig the boys unearth two eggs. What happens when they are told to guard the eggs and one of them starts to crack open?
Children
The Story of Tracy Beaker
Hollywood
Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy and Dolly are determined to be adopted by a couple from Hollywood, and inspire a new movie-making trend at the Dumping Ground.
Dani Harmer
Montanna Thompson
Chloe Hibbert Waters
Chelsie Padley
Ben Hanson
Ciaran Joyce
Children
Richard Hammond's Blast Lab
Studio-based science game show set in the surreal world of Richard's secret laboratory. The theme is force and weight distribution. The teams demonstrate with a game called Anti-Gravity Grip, where they hang items on a coat hanger which is attached with Velcro. As the hanger gets heavier, it is just a matter of time before it cannot take the strain any more. Meanwhile, at Richard's top secret test laboratory, a lab rat who thinks he is Velcro Man tries to scale a wall.
Children
Pinky and Perky
Pinky Goes Green
3D animated comedy series. Pinky decides it's time to save the planet! Knowing that Sir Percival backs the cause, Perky also jumps on the eco bandwagon. Before long, the brothers are competing to see who has the greenest credentials by trying to make PPCTV far more energy efficient. When the show goes on air, something is draiing all of the electricity from the studio. All of the evidence seems to point to Perky, but it quickly transpires that he's not the only one to blame.
Children
Three Delivery
Bedtime for Badu
Animation. Years ago, an evil apprentice named Kong Li scattered dangerous recipes from a magic cookbook throughout Chinatown. Now Kong Li has returned to find the recipes. Three teenage heroes, skilled in kung fu, have been trained to stop him.
Children
Newsround
CBBC joins the Newsround team, keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
Children
The Basil Brush Show
Cousin Mortimer
Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible fox. It seems that nobody likes Basil now that his cousin Mortimer has moved in.
Michael Hayes
Max Moran
Peter Sissons
Georgina Leonidas
Christopher Pizzey
Children
Tikkabilla
Daily magazine programme for pre-school children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. Simon, Lorna and Tamba look at colours, carnivals and festivals.
Children
Our Planet
Fish and Weather
Nature clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology.
Children
Big Cook Little Cook
Dentist
Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. Small discovers huge bites taken out of a various foods in the kitchen but has no idea who made them. Ben has toothache, so when Denise the Dentist arrives, they make her a fruity smile. In return, she leaves them some chattering teeth and an appointment for Ben to go to the dentist to have his teeth checked.
Steve Marsh
Dan Wright
Children
LazyTown
Rottenbeard
Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an enthusiastic eight-year-old, and superhero Sportacus, as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. The children are playing pirates when a real pirate sails in. Rottenbeard, Robbie Rotten in disguise, takes the children on a fake treasure hunt, where they find a fake piece of the LazyTown stone. Sportacus must re-enact the final confrontation between the original Rottenbeard and the mysterious hero who once saved LazyTown.
Magnus Scheving
Julianna Rose Mauriello
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Children
Tweenies
Cut Finger
Puppet fun with Jake, Fizz, Milo and Bella, four loveable characters who, with their dog Doodles and their helpers Max and Judy, enjoy singing songs, telling stories and watching TV. Jake falls and cuts his finger. Judy shows the Tweenies how to dress the wound, and then they all make finger puppets and perform a show.
Children
Bob the Builder: Project Build It
Lofty's Comet
Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new ecologically-friendly town. Bob and his dad build an observatory so that everyone can watch a comet pass over Sunflower Valley.
Children
Bobinogs
Woodland Walk
Series introducing social skills for three- to five-year-olds. Mamgu, Fireman Prout and the Bobinogs are on a woodland walk, and they hope to see some mini-beasts.
Children
Numberjacks
Time Trouble
Animated numbers solve real-world mathematical problems with help from children. Spooky Spoon is giving people too much or too little time to do things. The Numberjacks use Four's timer to end Spooky Spoon's meddling. She is so annoyed she chases Five off a cliff, but the Numberjacks make his fall take a long time.
Children
Pingu
Pingu's Stick Up
The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief in his snowy world. His companions are his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal, his caring mother and his father who is the local postman. Pingu and Pinga find some stickers in their cereal box, and begin to label things. But when Pingu claims Pinga's favourite toy, Pinga gets revenge by labelling everything in the igloo as hers.
Children
Pingu
Pingu and the Doorbell
The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief in his snowy world. His companions are his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal, his caring mother and his father who is the local postman. Pingu knows that he is in trouble when he breaks the igloo's doorbell. Dashing to the Doorbell Shop, he is delighted to find a new hi tech bell, and replaces the broken one with this new model. But everyone hates the crazy new jingle.
Children
Boo!
Tennis Courts
The adventures of Boo, who likes to hide. Today Boo and his friends visit the Tennis Courts and Boo becomes a Tennis Player.
Children
Balamory
Plum the Musical
Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Josie is very busy making all the right noises! She is organising a very special performance at the nursery all about a famous Balamory Policeman.
Julie Wilson Nimmo
Juliet Cadzow
Mary Riggans
Kim Tserkezie
Andrew Agnew
Miles Jupp
Children
Me Too!
The School Trip
Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Grannie Murray. Raymond has to sort out the packed lunches when Mickey John takes the children on a school trip.
Children
Little Robots
Beautiful and New
Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who create their own world from the scrapheap on which they find themselves abandoned. Noisy is having trouble finding a new noise.
Children
Little Red Tractor
Farm Games
Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. The Farm Games will prove, once and for all, who is the biggest and strongest. However, a series of mishaps leaves only two competitors, Stan and Mr. Jones, who compete with a tractor pull.
Children
Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
Spot the Difference
Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around the adventures of a group of animals on the African savannah. They include Mama the elephant, her calf, Max, a cheetah named Bo and Karla, a zebra. When Bo accidentally approaches a zebra, thinking it's Karla, he asks Mama to help him hone his powers of observation so that he can tell the difference between similar-looking animals.
Children
Louie
Draw Me a Genie
Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. When Louie and Yoko find an old carpet in the attic, they magic up a genie to see if they can make it fly.
Children
Something Special - Out and About
Wood
Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Justin is off to explore a wood, but first he must find his friends Leah and Aidan. Together they set off to find a signpost, a squirrel and a log. Mr Tumble is looking for his friends as well, because he is going to have a picnic.
Children
Bobinogs
Do Eggs Grow On Trees?
Series introducing social skills and useful concepts to three- to five-year-olds. Nib, Bobin and Ogi are so confused. Where do eggs come from before they reach the shop? They learn about food and where it comes from.
Children
In the Night Garden
Be Careful Tombliboos!
In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Travelling in the Pinky Ponk, the Tombliboos are drinking their Pinky Ponk juice. Several times they just avoid spilling their juice by being careful but finally it splats everywhere.
Children
The Roly Mo Show
Too Cold
Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand.
Children
The Story Makers
Football
When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories. Jackson suffers from football fever.
Children
Fimbles
Box of Coins
Series for young children in which the colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Fimbo finds three shiny coins, and he wants to buy something with them.
Children
Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!
The Snow
Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. Yoko, Jakamoko and Toto meet some penguins and learn how to play in the snow.
Children
Balamory
Plum the Musical
Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Josie is very busy making all the right noises! She is organising a very special performance at the nursery all about a famous Balamory Policeman.
Julie Wilson Nimmo
Juliet Cadzow
Mary Riggans
Kim Tserkezie
Andrew Agnew
Miles Jupp
Children
Me Too!
The School Trip
Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Grannie Murray. Raymond has to sort out the packed lunches when Mickey John takes the children on a school trip.
Children
Little Robots
Beautiful and New
Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who create their own world from the scrapheap on which they find themselves abandoned. Noisy is having trouble finding a new noise.
Children
Little Red Tractor
Farm Games
Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. The Farm Games will prove, once and for all, who is the biggest and strongest. However, a series of mishaps leaves only two competitors, Stan and Mr. Jones, who compete with a tractor pull.
Children
Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
Spot the Difference
Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around the adventures of a group of animals on the African savannah. They include Mama the elephant, her calf, Max, a cheetah named Bo and Karla, a zebra. When Bo accidentally approaches a zebra, thinking it's Karla, he asks Mama to help him hone his powers of observation so that he can tell the difference between similar-looking animals.
Children
Louie
Draw Me a Genie
Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. When Louie and Yoko find an old carpet in the attic, they magic up a genie to see if they can make it fly.
Children
Something Special - Out and About
Wood
Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Justin is off to explore a wood, but first he must find his friends Leah and Aidan. Together they set off to find a signpost, a squirrel and a log. Mr Tumble is looking for his friends as well, because he is going to have a picnic.
Children
Bobinogs
Do Eggs Grow On Trees?
Series introducing social skills and useful concepts to three- to five-year-olds. Nib, Bobin and Ogi are so confused. Where do eggs come from before they reach the shop? They learn about food and where it comes from.
Children
In the Night Garden
Be Careful Tombliboos!
In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Travelling in the Pinky Ponk, the Tombliboos are drinking their Pinky Ponk juice. Several times they just avoid spilling their juice by being careful but finally it splats everywhere.
Children
The Roly Mo Show
Too Cold
Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand.
Children
The Story Makers
Football
When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories. Jackson suffers from football fever.
Children
Clifford's Puppy Days
Sock It To Me
Animated story of Clifford the Big Red Dog before he got so big. Daffodil feels left out when Emily and Clifford play together.
Children
Boogie Beebies
Brave Prince - Tuesday
Children's music programme. There's a fairytale theme, so put on a storyteller hat and help Pete and the Boogie Bunch dance all the way to a happy ending.
Children
Pinky Dinky Doo
Puppy Go Seek
Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Daffinee asks Pinky to look after her precious pet poodle.
Children
Mister Maker
Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker makes porthole pictures out of paper plates, transforms a plastic lid and some clay into a photo frame that looks just like him. And find out how to make a brilliant bookmark in a minute. Guess the answer to todays shape puzzle and watch The Mister Maker Kids build a gigantic snake.
Helen Scott
Children
Telly Tales
The Golden Duck
Myths, legends and tales from around the world jump off the pages and straight into children's imagination in this innovative mix of animation and live action. Children help create the artwork and play all the characters, creating a fantastic mix of multi-layered pop-up book and magical stage play. Featuring a traditional story from Warsaw, Poland, about Lutek, a poor shoemaker who has a rather surprising adventure in store.
Elen Rhys
Children
Poetry Pie
Pre-school fun featuring a cast of animated creatures who act, dance and sing in a magical world of poetry.
Charlie Kenyon
Amber Warren
Mischa Baker
Evie Connolly
Julie Grifo
Emma Halvorsen
Children
Mister Maker
Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker uses splodges to make gloopy glue patterns, makes a marvellous mouse finger puppet in a minute, and shows how to grow a hilarious head with a grass hairdo. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch the Mister Maker Kids make an enormous birthday cake.
Children
Grandpa In My Pocket
Princess Purpelovna's Plan
Comedy drama featuring a Grandpa with a magical Shrinking Cap that only his grandson Jason knows about. Sunnysands has a special visitor - it is the famous film star Princess Purpelovna. But Grandpa is horrified to discover that she has big plans to change Sunnysands. The purple Princess must be stopped.
Richard Bradley
James Bolam
Jay Ruckley
Rula Lenska
Josie Cable
Sam Ellis
Zara Ramm
Children
Chuggington
Koko and the Squirrels
Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where all the trains talk, think and do not need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Koko has her first big solo job, delivering timber to the paper mill, but she ignores Old Puffer Pete's advice to take it slow and ends up coming off the track and spilling her load!
Children
CBeebies Bedtime Hour:In the Night Garden
Following
In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. The Tombliboos are playing inside their house, but Tombliboo Eee cannot decide what to do. She doesn't want to play with the drums like Tombliboo Unn. She doesn't want to play with the bricks like Tombliboo Ooo. Tombliboo Eee wanted to play the piano! Soon all the Tombliboos are playing happily together following each other.
Children
3rd and Bird
Costume Party
Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social responsibility. Samuel wants to be an apple tree at the costume party, but Muffin eats his apple. Can the kids find him another costume in time?
Children
Charlie and Lola
My Little Town
Children's animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Sharing the My Little Town play set that Granny and Grandpa gave them proves to be a challenge for the pair. Charlie plans major construction projects, while Lola wants flowers, trees, butterflies and a zoo house. Charlie gets carried away with his empire and hogs the game, and an upset Lola has to decide whether to help save the town from a Martian invasion.
Children
CBeebies Bedtime Stories
Winnie's Flying Carpet
Annette Crosbie reads Winnie's Flying Carpet, by Valerie Thomas and Korky Paul.
Children
Tikkabilla
Daily magazine programme for preschool children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. In this edition, lots of bears and dancing with Beverley, Paul and Tamba.
Children
Our Planet
Spiders and Animal Shelters
Wildlife clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology.
Children
Big Cook Little Cook
Pirate
Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. In this episode, Ben returns from a shopping trip but his baguette is causing Small lots of problems - it keeps knocking him over. Percy the Pirate comes into the cafe. The two chefs make him some pirates' gold to eat. As a thank you present, Percy gives them some real pirates' gold.
Steve Marsh
Dan Wright
Children
LazyTown
Cry Dinosaur
Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old, and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Stephanie, Stingy and Ziggy are having their first campout, but Ziggy is a little scared, afraid there are dinosaurs lurking in the darkness.
Magnus Scheving
Julianna Rose Mauriello
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Children
Tweenies
Milo's Scooter
Pre-school fun. Milo causes chaos as he tries to balance on his scooter. Fizz, Jake and Bella are trying to balance as they play musical statues. Who will knock them over?
Samantha Dodd
Jenny Hutchinson
Christopher Beck
Tamsin Heatley
Simon Grover
Alan Riley
Children
Bob the Builder: Project Build It
Lofty the Lifeguard
Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and his friends as they construct a new, ecologically-friendly town. When film director Oscar Flicks gets into trouble at sea, Lofty comes to the rescue.
Children
Bobinogs
Beside the Sea
Series introducing social skills for three- to five-year-olds. We're off to the seaside with the Bobinogs, where everyone has great fun making shapes in the sand.
Children
Numberjacks
1, 2, 3, Go
Animated numbers solve real world mathematical problems with help from children. 3 is sent out on a mission to find out why 1 2 3 patterns are appearing all over the place. It's the Puzzler, and he chases 3 into the pattern place. Luckily, 9 arrives in the nick of time.
Children
Pingu
Pingu's Balancing Act
Pre school stop frame animation. The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief in his snowy world. His companions are his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal, his caring mother and his father who is the local postman. Robby is extremely good at balancing a fish on the end of his nose, and Pingu is keen to have a go too, but he just can't manage it. Mother soon gives him a big coloured ball.
Children
Pingu
Pingu Gets Lost
Pre school stop frame animation. The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief in his snowy world. His companions are his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal, his caring mother and his father who is the local postman. Pingu is hurrying home with a bottle of milk for his sister when he drops it and it rolls into an icy ravine. He follows it and gets lost in an ice maze.
Children
Boo!
Carpenter's Workshop
Animated series about Boo, who likes to hide. Where's Boo today? See if you can find him in the carpenter's workshop. Look out for a careful carpenter, a scratching saw and a tapping hammer. Help Boo with the wood and sing the What's Missing song with Laughing Duck, Growling Tiger and Sleeping Bear.
Children
Balamory
The Cinema
Live action series for pre-school children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. When Edie and Spencer arrive home from Spain, everyone wants to see Edie's latest home movie. So many people are keen to see it and that is where the problems start.
Rodd Christensen
Miles Jupp
Mary Riggans
Kim Tserkezie
Julie Wilson Nimmo
Children
Me Too!
The Planetarium
Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Grannie Murray. MJ is taking GM's children to look at the stars with his telescope.
Jane McCarry
Rosemary Amoani
Children
Little Robots
Stargazing
Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who create their own world from the scrapheap on which they find themselves abandoned. Tiny loves stargazing and decides he would rather have longer nights and shorter days.
Children
Little Red Tractor
Double Trouble
Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. Mrs Turvey is such a good artist that, with the addition of a few old clothes, her scarecrow could pass for Stan's twin. This causes a great deal of confusion which leaves Big Blue in a ditch. Luckily, the real Stan and the Little Red Tractor appear to help.
Children
Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
Travels with Mama
Pre-school drama combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah. The kids have difficulty solving a riddle, which reminds Mama of the first time she travelled to Australia and found a very special animal.
Children
Louie
Draw Me a Marmot
Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Louie and Sophie need to find someone who can referee their football match.
Children
Something Special - Out and About
Harbour
Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Justin travels to Weymouth harbour to meet his friends Jake and Stuey. They look round the harbour and find a fishing boat, a lifejacket and a blue flag. Meanwhile, Mr Tumble is busy painting pictures of the boats and birds when he bumps into Grandad Tumble.
Children
Bobinogs
Green Fingers
Series introducing social skills to three- to five-year-olds. It's time to visit the Bobinogs. Nib, Bobin and Ogi think that they need green fingers to grow flowers from seed. They learn what plants need to grow.
Children
In the Night Garden
Igglepiggle's Noisy Day
In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Everything in the garden is so noisy that Igglepiggle moves away to find a quiet place to be by himself. Once there, he misses all his friends until Upsy Daisy comes to find him.
Children
The Roly Mo Show
Homework
Series for pre-school children. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there is always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo have their own best things, but there are some things that they can share too. Homework should be as easy as 1-2-3, but Little Bo finds that the number three is not always where it should be.
Children
The Story Makers
Music
When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Jackson wants to learn to play the keyboard.
Children
Fimbles
Rainbow
Series for young children in which the colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Florrie finds a rainbow over the Purple Meadow, but Fimbo is too busy to come and see it. How can they get the rainbow to move to Fimble valley?
Children
Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!
The Log
Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. Toto finds a special hollow log to play with but does not want to share it with Yoko and Jakamoko.
Children
Balamory
The Cinema
Live action series for pre-school children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. When Edie and Spencer arrive home from Spain, everyone wants to see Edie's latest home movie. So many people are keen to see it and that is where the problems start.
Rodd Christensen
Miles Jupp
Mary Riggans
Kim Tserkezie
Julie Wilson Nimmo
Children
Me Too!
The Planetarium
Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Grannie Murray. MJ is taking GM's children to look at the stars with his telescope.
Jane McCarry
Rosemary Amoani
Children
Little Robots
Stargazing
Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who create their own world from the scrapheap on which they find themselves abandoned. Tiny loves stargazing and decides he would rather have longer nights and shorter days.
Children
Little Red Tractor
Double Trouble
Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. Mrs Turvey is such a good artist that, with the addition of a few old clothes, her scarecrow could pass for Stan's twin. This causes a great deal of confusion which leaves Big Blue in a ditch. Luckily, the real Stan and the Little Red Tractor appear to help.
Children
Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
Travels with Mama
Pre-school drama combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah. The kids have difficulty solving a riddle, which reminds Mama of the first time she travelled to Australia and found a very special animal.
Children
Louie
Draw Me a Marmot
Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Louie and Sophie need to find someone who can referee their football match.
Children
Something Special - Out and About
Harbour
Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Justin travels to Weymouth harbour to meet his friends Jake and Stuey. They look round the harbour and find a fishing boat, a lifejacket and a blue flag. Meanwhile, Mr Tumble is busy painting pictures of the boats and birds when he bumps into Grandad Tumble.
Children
Bobinogs
Green Fingers
Series introducing social skills to three- to five-year-olds. It's time to visit the Bobinogs. Nib, Bobin and Ogi think that they need green fingers to grow flowers from seed. They learn what plants need to grow.
Children
In the Night Garden
Igglepiggle's Noisy Day
In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Everything in the garden is so noisy that Igglepiggle moves away to find a quiet place to be by himself. Once there, he misses all his friends until Upsy Daisy comes to find him.
Children
The Roly Mo Show
Homework
Series for pre-school children. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there is always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo have their own best things, but there are some things that they can share too. Homework should be as easy as 1-2-3, but Little Bo finds that the number three is not always where it should be.
Children
The Story Makers
Music
When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Jackson wants to learn to play the keyboard.
Children
Clifford's Puppy Days
My Toy
Animated story of Clifford the Big Red Dog before he got so big. Jorge has a new toy, a squeaky squirrel, and he doesn't want to share it. First he hides it. Then he pretends he's lost the toy. Finally, Jorge agrees to let the others use it, but is so protective that his friends find it almost impossible to play with it. Jorge trudges off with his toy, but the other dogs call him back. They understand that you can have a special toy that you want to save just for yourself.
Children
Boogie Beebies
Brave Prince - Wednesday
Children's music programme. There's a fairytale theme, so put on a storyteller hat and help Pete and the Boogie Bunch to dance all the way to a happy ending.
Children
Pinky Dinky Doo
Pop the Corn
Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Pinky and her friends take part in a television quiz show.
Children
Mister Maker
Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker shows the perfect boredom buster for a rainy day - splatter stencils. Find out how to make an incredible ice cream cone game and hilarious wobbly eggs that will never fall over. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch the Mister Maker Kids build a terrific teddy bear.
Helen Scott
Children
Tellytales
The Palace of the Seals
Myths, legends and tales from around the world jump off the pages and straight into children's imagination in this innovative mix of animation and live action. Children help create the artwork and play all the characters, creating a fantastic mix of multi-layered pop-up book and magical stage play. Featuring a traditional tale from the coast of North Scotland. Ronan the fisherman has quite a surprise in store when he visits a rather unusual palace.
Elen Rhys
Children
Poetry Pie
Pre-school fun featuring a cast of animated creatures who act, dance and sing in a magical world of poetry.
Charlie Kenyon
Amber Warren
Mischa Baker
Evie Connolly
Julie Grifo
Emma Halvorsen
Children
Nuzzle and Scratch
Sports Day
Puppet-based comedy drama for young children. Nuzzle and Scratch are supposed to be organising the school sports day but one of their first hurdles is what type of egg to use for the egg and spoon race. Fried? Scrambled?
Children
Grandpa In My Pocket
Mr Krumpgrumble's Visit
Comedy drama featuring a Grandpa with a magical Shrinking Cap that only his grandson Jason knows about. Mr Krumpgrumble, the Taste Tester from the Town Hall comes to inspect Miss Smiley's Cafe. Grandpa tries to lend a helping hand but ends up being a pest. He must make sure the cafe is awarded the Five Gold Stars it deserves.
Richard Bradley
James Bolam
Jay Ruckley
Brian Herring
Josie Cable
Zara Ramm
Sue Jameson
Children
Chuggington
Hodge and the Magnet
Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where all the trains talk, think and do not need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Part of the track is out and there is chaos in Chuggington. Vee needs Eddie to repair the track but he is late for work again. As Hodge prepares the magnetic crane, Wilson persuades him to do the repairs by himself.
Children
CBeebies Bedtime Hour:In the Night Garden
Look What the Ball Did!
In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. The ball is bouncing all over the garden. It accidentally knocks over Makka Pakka's pile of stones. Makka Pakka rebuilds his stones and protects them from the bouncing ball - only for the ball to accidentally knock him over too.
Children
3rd and Bird
Meet Elliot
Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social responsibility. Samuel and Rudy invite Muffin to a picnic with their friend, Elliot. Muffin is shocked to find out that Elliot is a worm. Samuel has trouble convincing Muffin that having different friends can be fun.
Children
Charlie and Lola
But I Am An Alligator
Children's animation. Charlie loves his little sister Lola, even if she can be exasperating at times. Dressing up is one of Lola's absolutely favourite things to do and now she's got this fabulous new alligator costume, she's not ever going to take it off - not ever! Charlie is very embarrassed when she wears it to the supermarket and the park, and when he hears she plans to wear it for a school talk called All About Me he has to act quickly to change her mind.
Children
CBeebies Bedtime Stories
Baggy Brown
Annette Crosbie reads Baggie Brown, by Mick Inkpen.
Children
GMTV
The latest news with Kate Garraway and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Kate Garraway and Ben Shephard. Richard Arnold picks the cream of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly.
Interests
GMTV with Lorraine
Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.
Interests
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.
Talk show
This Morning
Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Fashion stylists Helen Boyle and Faye Sawyer take a look at the best buys and must-haves for the season ahead. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).
Entertainment
ITV News and Weather
The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.
News and Current Affairs
This Morning
Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Fashion stylists Helen Boyle and Faye Sawyer take a look at the best buys and must-haves for the season ahead. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).
Entertainment
Loose Women
Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun.
Jo Johns
Entertainment
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather
Alastair Stewart and Katie Derham present a round-up of today's news headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast, and the latest news and weather from your region.
News and Current Affairs
Dickinson's Real Deal
David Dickinson and the team are in Kendal today, and Mike Melody is trying to get locals Barbara and Arthur to part with their hand-built vintage train set. Mike steams in with an 800 pound offer, but Barbara is holding out for a grand. It is up to David to get this deal on track!
Kieran Smith
Interests
The Alan Titchmarsh Show
Alan Titchmarsh presents the daily chat show that celebrates the very best of British, featuring celebrity guests, unsung heroes, and discussions on the hot topics of the day.
Talk show
A Touch of Frost
No Refuge (Part 2)
After four robberies in four days at the same house, Frost comes up with a surprising arrest as a result of lateral thinking. Meanwhile, a wages snatch at a local factory leads to murder, and the owner's life is threatened when he identifies a suspect.
David Jason
Bruce Alexander
Lindy Whiteford
Sally Dexter
Billy Murray
Susan Brown
Drama
Taste the Nation
Nick Hancock hosts the county vs county cookery competition, in which amateurs are mentored by celebrity chefs. Today Cheshire competes with Wiltshire, and the menus include an exciting mix of traditional fare like Cheshire cheese and apple cake and ham hock cakes, alongside more contemporary dishes such as venison carpaccio and burnt custard with poached pears. Will everything go to plan for our amateurs?
Interests
Meridian Tonight
All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.
News and Current Affairs
ITV Evening News and Weather
Geraint Vincent and Mary Nightingale present a round-up of today's news headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
News and Current Affairs
Emmerdale
Zak's plan has an unexpected effect on Bob's business - when Aaron gets involved. Debbie is released from prison and Ashley visits Jasmine. Lexi worries about her relationship with Carl when she compares them to the loved-up Nicola and Jimmy. Maisie and Andy agree to keep their relationship a secret.
Tim Dowd
Charley Webb
Tony Audenshaw
Kelvin Fletcher
Alice Coulthard
Jane Cox
Steve Halliwell
Andy Devine
Mark Charnock
Danny Miller
Sian Reese-Williams
Lesley Dunlop
Alex Carter
Nicola Wheeler
Nick Miles
Kelsey-Beth Crossley
Lyndon Ogbourne
Amanda Donohoe
Maxwell Caulfield
Charlie Hardwick
Christopher Chittell
Elizabeth Estensen
Isabel Hodgins
Soap
New Homes from Hell 2009
First Time Buyers
This episode looks at the first time buyers whose attempts at getting on to the property ladder have not been happy experiences. Two friends from London thought they had found a bargain in a new build house, only to find that the construction was so shoddy, they were unable to move in. We also meet the couple who inadvertently became landlords to a cannabis factory. Plus we look at the barn conversion that became a planning disaster ending with the owner in ruins as well as the barn.
Documentary
. 2/3 .
Holloway
For many of the women in Holloway Prison's young offenders wing, the focus of the second episode in a well-made and thoughtful series, incarceration provides a strange form of stability. Strange for anyone who's grown up loved and secure, that is, but not for young women who have suffered hellish childhoods. Some don't want to leave when they've completed their sentences. For one young woman who before prison had problems with alcohol, Holloway has meant for the first time ever a structured life - she knows where her next meal is coming from and that every night she will sleep somewhere safe. Sadly, her anxieties bring on a particularly savage bout of self-harming. With almost painful inevitability, her story doesn't end happily when she's met, on her release from Holloway, by a friend who brings her bottles of vodka and beer. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham
Lynn Alleway
Documentary
. 1/3 .
1/1
News at Ten and Weather
James Mates and Julie Etchingham present a round-up of the news headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast, and the latest news and weather from your region.
News and Current Affairs
Confessions
Flight Attendant
This programme investigates what being a flight attendant is really like, and reveals what goes on in the cockpit and behind the galley curtain. Expect a few surprises - from what could happen to you if you fancy joining the Mile High Club, to what could happen to your food if you do not treat your attendants with respect. With stories from current and former flight attendants, as well as travel advice from Tony Hawks and The Sun's Lisa Minot.
Documentary
Police, Camera, Action!
Speed Dating
More heart-stopping police video footage of dangerous and reckless driving. Plus tips on how to stay safe on the road. Presented by Alastair Stewart and Adrian Simpson.
Documentary
Guinness Premiership Rugby
Craig Doyle presents all the highlights from the Round 18 matches played over the weekend, including Bath v Newcastle, Leicester v Saracens, Harlequins v Sale, London Irish v Northampton, Wasps v Bristol and Worcester v Gloucester.
Sport
Nightwatch with Steve Scott
Crime
Steve Scott goes on patrol with police forces across the land in the battle against criminals and law-breakers, to expose life on the front line with Britain's law enforcers.
Documentary
Loose Women
Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun.
Jo Johns
Entertainment
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Jeremy Kyle hosts the confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
Talk show
ITV Nightscreen
Text-based information service.
Interests
ITV Early Morning News
A round-up of the news headlines.
News and Current Affairs
GMTV
The latest news with Kate Garraway and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Kate Garraway and Andrew Castle. Richard Arnold picks the cream of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly.
Interests
GMTV with Lorraine
Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.
Interests
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
Talk show
This Morning
Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Dr Chris Steele joins forces with Peter, Dan and Jon Snow in support of Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen presents his extravagant ideas for the home, Phil Vickery heads south to Louisiana to sample the local Creole cuisine, and Charles Worthington transforms badly-behaved barnets into heavenly hairdos. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).
Entertainment
ITV News and Weather
The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.
News and Current Affairs
This Morning
Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Dr Chris Steele joins forces with Peter, Dan and Jon Snow in support of Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen presents his extravagant ideas for the home, Phil Vickery heads south to Louisiana to sample the local Creole cuisine, and Charles Worthington transforms badly-behaved barnets into heavenly hairdos. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).
Entertainment
Loose Women
Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun.
Jo Johns
Entertainment
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather
Steve Scott and Katie Derham present a round-up of the latest national and international news stories, followed by the national weather forecast and regional news and weather.
News and Current Affairs
Dickinson's Real Deal
David Dickinson and his team of dealers are in Peterborough today. Mike Melody plays hard for a collection of FA Cup Final programmes, bidding up to 1,600 pounds. Will he win the deal or will the owner choose to go to auction?
Alison Thomas
Interests
The Alan Titchmarsh Show
Alan Titchmarsh presents the daily chat show that celebrates the very best of British, featuring celebrity guests, unsung heroes, and discussions on the hot topics of the day.
Talk show
A Touch of Frost
Fun Time for Swingers (Part 1)
Detective Inspector Jack Frost investigates the death of a local gigolo. Although he is appalled by the indulgent activities of the ladies who availed themselves of the dead man's services, Frost cannot help becoming interested in one of them in a more than professional manner.
David Jason
Bruce Alexander
Martin Jarvis
Rebecca Lacey
Tilly Vosburgh
Mel Martin
Drama
Taste the Nation
County takes on county in the cookery competition where amateur chefs are tutored by celebrity captains. Today, it is Surrey v Suffolk, and regional ingredients feature strongly in dishes like Tillingbourne trout and Suffolk cure bacon. But judges Henrietta Greene, Richard Johnson and William Sitwell are divided. Nick Hancock hosts.
Interests
Meridian Tonight
All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.
News and Current Affairs
ITV Evening News and Weather
Geraint Vincent and Mary Nightingale present a round-up of the latest national and international news stories, followed by a national weather forecast.
News and Current Affairs
Emmerdale
Bob resorts to drastic measures to keep the shop open. Andy is troubled by Debbie's cool determination to get Sarah back. Maisie announces the surprising identity of her new 'boyfriend'.
Tim Dowd
Tony Audenshaw
Kelvin Fletcher
Charley Webb
Alice Coulthard
Maxwell Caulfield
Steve Halliwell
Soap
Coronation Street
Maria finds Natasha's relationship with Tony unsettling. Simon is frightened by his father's behaviour. Fiz receives a disturbing letter.
Pip Banyard
Rachel Leskovac
Gray O'Brien
Samia Smith
William Roache
Stephanie Beacham
Maggie Jones
Craig Kelly
Philip McGinley
Kym Marsh
Jimmi Harkishin
Ayesha Dharker
Harish Patel
Nikki Patel
Jonathan Dixon
Poppy Jhakra
Beverley Callard
Ryan Thomas
Peter Armitage
Sue Nicholls
Sally Whittaker
Michael Le Vell
Vicky Binns
Alan Halsall
Jennie McAlpine
Soap
The Bill
On the Money
Callum and Leon are called out to a burglary but are surprised when the victim later calls to say that her goods have been returned. Connor Deegan is arrested and confesses, but when they search his squat, the officers find his sister beaten unconscious. It appears that she broke into the house to fund her drug habit and is under the thumb of local dealer Darren Bailey. Connor agrees to take part in a sting but the deal goes wrong. And what is Leon trying to hide? www.thebill.com.
Indra Bhose
Sam Callis
Dominic Power
Christopher Fox
Gary Lucy
Andrew Lancel
Adam Best
Brian Peck
Jenn Murray
Micah Balfour
John Bowler
Lucy Speed
Philip Rhodes
Franco Lombardi
Rendah Heywood
Drama
Taggart
Homesick
Zbigniew Lisowski, a Polish migrant worker, is found shot at the building site where he worked as a security guard. Hours later, the body of hotel receptionist Kate Booth is discovered - with strikingly similar gunshot wounds. When investigations reveal that Kate - aka Kasia - was also Polish, the team have to consider whether a racially-motivated killer is at large.
Patrick Harkins
Blythe Duff
John Michie
Alex Norton
Colin McCredie
Katrina Bryan
Emma Currie
Gary Lewis
Brian McCardie
Rad Kaim
Paul Luebke
Alasdair Harvey
Robert Janszemis
Drama
News at Ten and Weather
James Mates and Julie Etchingham present a round-up of the day's news, followed by the national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.
News and Current Affairs
Clough
His outspoken football punditry made Brian Clough a national figure in the 1970s. Although he was the most successful English manager of his generation, his appeal transcended the game and his often comic and sometimes cutting remarks endeared him to the nation. He said what he liked and you knew he'd go on saying it no matter what, so he was never going to get the England manager's job. Now, the fictional film based on Clough's short tenure at Leeds, The Damned United, is due for release on Friday. Here's a welcome reminder of the real man, drawing on ITV's rich archives. Contributors include his widow Barbara and son Nigel, who object to what they say is an inaccurate portrayal of Brian Clough in the book on which the film is based. Radio Times reviewer - Geoff Ellis
Gabriel Clarke,John McKenna,James Williams
Documentary
1/1
Nightwatch with Steve Scott
Action Stations
Nightwatch goes to action stations with fighter pilots and ground troops on duty in Afghanistan. Plus we hear the stories of heroes from previous conflicts involving the British forces.
Documentary
Coronation Street
Tony is left reeling by Michelle's revelations about Carla. Ken and Deirdre fear that Peter is back on the bottle. Umed warns Dev against investing in Tara's projects.
Pip Banyard
Gray O'Brien
Kym Marsh
William Roache
Anne Kirkbride
Chris Gascoyne
Harish Patel
Soap
Coronation Street
Things get passionate between Tony and Natasha. Deirdre is frustrated by Ken's seeming indifference to Peter's self-destruction. Tara is gutted when her gallery fails to appear in the Gazette.
Pip Banyard
Gray O'Brien
Rachel Leskovac
Anne Kirkbride
William Roache
Chris Gascoyne
Ayesha Dharker
Soap
Emmerdale
The Dingles come up with a plan to get the money to renovate Debbie's house. Bob gets increasingly desperate as the shop is under threat. Perturbed by Andy's apparent indifference, Maisie steps up her pursuit.
Tony Prescott
Andy Devine
Steve Halliwell
Mark Charnock
Tony Audenshaw
Kelvin Fletcher
Alice Coulthard
Soap
The Montel Williams Show
Controversial American talk show hosted by ex-naval officer Montel Williams.
Talk show
Judge Judy
New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues.
Entertainment
The Ricki Lake Show
Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
Talk show
Primeval
When a young man holidaying at an adventure park is found savaged to death, Cutter and the team are called in to investigate. Cutter suspects a present-day animal is responsible, until he comes face-to-face with a vicious sabretooth tiger which has developed a taste for human flesh. The team must race to catch the big cat before it attacks again, and also find out who has been hiding it from the authorities.
Jamie Payne
Douglas Henshall
Lucy Brown
Ben Miller
Andrew-Lee Potts
Hannah Spearritt
Gillian Kearney
Drama
Judge Judy
New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues.
Entertainment
Judge Judy
New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues.
Entertainment
Judge Judy
New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues.
Entertainment
Coronation Street
Tony is left reeling by Michelle's revelations about Carla. Ken and Deirdre fear that Peter is back on the bottle. Umed warns Dev against investing in Tara's projects.
Pip Banyard
Gray O'Brien
Kym Marsh
William Roache
Anne Kirkbride
Chris Gascoyne
Harish Patel
Soap
Coronation Street
Things get passionate between Tony and Natasha. Deirdre is frustrated by Ken's seeming indifference to Peter's self-destruction. Tara is gutted when her gallery fails to appear in the Gazette.
Pip Banyard
Gray O'Brien
Rachel Leskovac
Anne Kirkbride
William Roache
Chris Gascoyne
Ayesha Dharker
Soap
Emmerdale
The Dingles come up with a plan to get the money to renovate Debbie's house. Bob gets increasingly desperate as the shop is under threat. Perturbed by Andy's apparent indifference, Maisie steps up her pursuit.
Tony Prescott
Andy Devine
Steve Halliwell
Mark Charnock
Tony Audenshaw
Kelvin Fletcher
Alice Coulthard
Soap
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.
Talk show
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
Talk show
Sugababes: The Hot Desk
Dave Berry, Emma Griffiths, Nicole Appleton and Mel Blatt track down some of the hottest bands around, and get some exclusive gossip from special celebrity guests. Today they chat to the Sugababes.
Entertainment
Loose Women
Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun.
Jo Johns
Entertainment
The Ricki Lake Show
Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
Talk show
Sally Jessy Raphael
Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics.
Talk show
Judge Judy
New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues.
Entertainment
Primeval
An anomaly opens underwater, dragging a teenage boy into a flooded drain. As they search frantically for him, the team are confronted by some sinister creatures from the future. Strong and intelligent, the mermaid-like beings are a formidable bunch, giving the team their toughest challenge yet. Will everyone survive?
Jamie Payne
Hannah Spearritt
Andrew-Lee Potts
Douglas Henshall
James Murray
Lucy Brown
Drama
. 3/7 .
Kids Do the Funniest Things
Stephen Mulhern presents hilarious clips of children, including a darts-playing toddler, a 10-year-old pilot, and one naughty youngster who bought a car on the internet when he was just three years old! Plus, find out what the child experts think when faced with life's big questions, such as which came first - the chicken or the egg?
Vicky Thomas
Entertainment
Coleen's Real Women
Superdrug
Coleen Rooney is here to pit more real women against professional models in the hopes of winning a campaign for high street pharmacy Superdrug. The stakes are high because three winners from the series will fly to New York to try for a contract with a major modelling agency. Today Coleen holds her open casting in Birmingham. The lucky three real women will receive a makeover from some of the fashion industry's finest before going head-to-head with the pros.
Richard Watsham
Entertainment
Notting Hill
The Four Weddings team produced another smash with this charming tale about a bumbling bookshop owner (Hugh Grant) who falls for the "most famous actress in the world" (Julia Roberts). Inevitably, the course of true love is a bumpy road, with friends, family and layabout flatmate Spike (played by Rhys Ifans in a career-making performance) getting in the way, but that's the cue for a series of screamingly funny scenarios. Saturated with wit and well directed by Roger Michell, the film was bashed by sceptics for its fluffiness and lack of realism (for a racially mixed area of London, there's not a black face to be seen). But, if you can accept the context as 100 per cent white middle class, with a light-hearted commentary on the nature of celebrity, it's an intensely enjoyable experience.
Roger Michell
Julia Roberts
Hugh Grant
Hugh Bonneville
Emma Chambers
James Dreyfus
Rhys Ifans
Tim McInnerny
Gina McKee
Richard McCabe
1999
Film
15
4/5
FM
Golden Lady
Sitcom about indie radio DJs from the producer of Peep Show. It is awards season and Lindsay is a loser. Meanwhile Jane has a big night with one of the winners. Dom goes further - and does something unspeakable in a hat. Featuring Konnie Huq and a performace from the Subways.
Sitcom
Coleen's Real Women
Superdrug
Coleen Rooney is here to pit more real women against professional models in the hopes of winning a campaign for high street pharmacy Superdrug. The stakes are high because three winners from the series will fly to New York to try for a contract with a major modelling agency. Today Coleen holds her open casting in Birmingham. The lucky three real women will receive a makeover from some of the fashion industry's finest before going head-to-head with the pros.
Richard Watsham
Entertainment
Teleshopping
Shopping from home.
Interests
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.
Entertainment
Emmerdale
Zak's plan has an unexpected effect on Bob's business - when Aaron gets involved. Debbie is released from prison and Ashley visits Jasmine. Lexi worries about her relationship with Carl when she compares them to the loved-up Nicola and Jimmy. Maisie and Andy agree to keep their relationship a secret.
Tim Dowd
Steve Halliwell
Tony Audenshaw
Danny Miller
Charley Webb
John Middleton
Jenna-Louise Coleman
Soap
The Montel Williams Show
Controversial American talk show hosted by ex-naval officer Montel Williams.
Talk show
Judge Judy
New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues.
Entertainment
The Ricki Lake Show
Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
Talk show
The Ricki Lake Show
Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
Talk show
Primeval
An anomaly opens underwater, dragging a teenage boy into a flooded drain. As they search frantically for him, the team are confronted by some sinister creatures from the future. Strong and intelligent, the mermaid-like beings are a formidable bunch, giving the team their toughest challenge yet. Will everyone survive?
Jamie Payne
Hannah Spearritt
Andrew-Lee Potts
Douglas Henshall
James Murray
Lucy Brown
Drama
Judge Judy
New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues.
Entertainment
Judge Judy
New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues.
Entertainment
Judge Judy
New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues.
Entertainment
Emmerdale
Zak's plan has an unexpected effect on Bob's business - when Aaron gets involved. Debbie is released from prison and Ashley visits Jasmine. Lexi worries about her relationship with Carl when she compares them to the loved-up Nicola and Jimmy. Maisie and Andy agree to keep their relationship a secret.
Tim Dowd
Steve Halliwell
Tony Audenshaw
Danny Miller
Charley Webb
John Middleton
Jenna-Louise Coleman
Soap
Airline USA
Things that Go Bump at the Airport
Ghostbuster Patti Starr and her husband Chuck are on their way to check reports of a ghostly sighting in Birmingham, Alabama, but Patti senses spiritual activity as soon as she reaches the airport. And tempers flare in Houston, where passengers Joan Van Grup and David Setton are on the short hop to Dallas, but have not quite come to terms with current airline policy on overbooking.
Documentary
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
Talk show
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
Talk show
Johnny Vegas: The Hot Desk
Dave Berry, Emma Griffiths, Nicole Appleton and Mel Blatt track down some of the hottest bands around, and get some exclusive gossip from special celebrity guests. Today they chat to comedian Johnny Vegas.
Entertainment
Loose Women
Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun.
Jo Johns
Entertainment
The Ricki Lake Show
Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
Talk show
Sally Jessy Raphael
Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics.
Talk show
Judge Judy
New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues.
Entertainment
Primeval
When a young girl chases her dog through an anomaly, she finds herself trapped in a dangerous new world of deserts and twinkling stars. Her amazement quickly turns to panic when giant Silurian scorpions rise up out of the sand. Cutter and Stephen set out to rescue her, but when the anomaly closes all three of them get marooned on the other side. Will they ever be able to find their way home?
Andrew Gunn
Douglas Henshall
James Murray
Mabel Rogers
Karl Theobald
Andrew-Lee Potts
Jay Simpson
Drama
. 4/7 .
New Homes from Hell 2009
First Time Buyers
This episode looks at the first time buyers whose attempts at getting on to the property ladder have not been happy experiences. Two friends from London thought they had found a bargain in a new build house, only to find that the construction was so shoddy, they were unable to move in. We also meet the couple who inadvertently became landlords to a cannabis factory. Plus we look at the barn conversion that became a planning disaster ending with the owner in ruins as well as the barn.
Documentary
Gossip Girl
There Might Be Blood
US drama about privileged New York teens and their families. Serena questions Aaron's character after finding he has been keeping secrets from her. Blair uses a babysitting scheme to try and improve her chances of being admitted to Yale University. Jenny and Agnes have a plan to help Jenny's career - but could it backfire?
Blake Lively
Leighton Meester
Penn Badgley
Chace Crawford
Ed Westwick
Taylor Momsen
Drama
. 8/22 .
Celebrity Juice
Irreverent topical panel show inspired by the world of showbiz gossip and the tabloid press, hosted by Keith Lemon, with regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound. Today they are joined by Loose Woman Carol McGiffin, and Thomas Turgoose, the young star of This is England and Somers Town.
Entertainment
FM
Video Killed the Radio Star
Sitcom about indie radio DJs from the producer of Peep Show. When Lindsay is given the chance to move into TV, he finds the leap harder than expected. Jane suspects that runner Ades is flirting with her. And Dom gets ready for the annual radio industry pub quiz by insulting Tim Westwood and threatening Richard Bacon. Featuring guest stars Sarah Champion and Jamie Theakston, plus a performance by Sway.
Elliot Hegarty
Chris O'Dowd
Kevin Bishop
Nina Sosanya
Ophelia Lovibond
O-T Fagbenle
Oliver Lansley
Sitcom
Coronation Street
Maria finds Natasha's relationship with Tony unsettling. Simon is frightened by his father's behaviour. Fiz receives a disturbing letter.
Pip Banyard
Samia Smith
Rachel Leskovac
Gray O'Brien
Alexander Bain
Chris Gascoyne
Jennie McAlpine
Soap
The Ex
The Fatal Attraction premise - deranged man/woman obsessively pursues reluctant partner - became a staple of the straight-to-video market. This is one of the better examples, even though it is still a slightly sordid slice of exploitation. Yancy Butler plays the unhinged ex-wife of architect Nick Mancuso, who wheedles her way back into his life by befriending his new wife, Suzy Amis. Butler is suitably over-the-top as the woman scorned, while the no-frills direction from accomplished B-movie director Mark L Lester (Commando, Night of the Running Man) ensures that the action never flags.
Mark L Lester
Nick Mancuso
Suzy Amis
Yancy Butler
Hamish Tildseley
Babs Chula
John Novak
Roger Barnes
Barry Levy
Allison Warren
Tom Pickett
1996
Film
18
3/5
The Wonder Years
The Little Women
Kevin is outshone by his girlfriend in the high-school exams and Norma, to the surprise of the whole Arnold family, decides to get a job.
Fred Savage
Alley Mills
Dan Lauria
Jason Hervey
Drama
Heartbeat
Substitute
Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. Ventress faces up to some old enemies. Greengrass takes on more than he bargained for when a troop of girl guides camps on his land.
Nick Berry
Bill Maynard
Derek Fowlds
William Simons
Juliette Gruber
Kazia Pelka
Drama
Jeeves and Wooster
Comedy drama series based on PG Wodehouse's classic tales. Wooster decides he is in love with Bobbie Wickham and enters into a competition with another of her suitors. His friend Tuppy Glossop has his eye on an opera singer.
Hugh Laurie
Stephen Fry
Robert Daws
Brenda Bruce
Amanda Elwes
Mary Wimbush
Comedy
Goodnight Sweetheart
Turned Out Nice Again
Time-travel sitcom. If there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact.
Nicholas Lyndhurst
Dervla Kirwan
Michelle Holmes
Christopher Ettridge
Victor McGuire
Sitcom
The Ruth Rendell Mysteries
Vanity Dies Hard
Gripping thriller from the internationally best-selling author. When spinster Alice Whittaker announces her forthcoming marriage to a younger man, at least two people in the village are visibly upset. When one of those, her long-time friend Nesta Drage, subsequently disappears, Alice becomes convinced that Nesta has been murdered.
Alan Grint
Eleanor David
Mark Frankel
Peter Egan
Jane Gurnett
Leslie Phillips
Leonard Preston
Drama
Missing Persons
Right Neighborhood, Wrong Door
American police drama series following a team of officers who specialise in locating missing persons. Connie looks into the disappearance of an eight-year-old with a history of running away, and senses that there is something different about the circumstances this time round. Sandowski finds himself becoming attracted to a young woman who reports her high-powered father missing. As the case pogresses, it becomes clear that the man had some shady clients and may be dead. And Bobby takes on a case close to home.
Daniel J. Travanti
Jorja Fox
Erik King
Juan Ramirez
Frederick Weller
Drama
Kavanagh QC
Care in the Community
Kavanagh and old friend Peter Foxcott travel to Kavanagh's home town of Bolton to defend a young couple charged with killing their baby daughter. When the father changes his story in mid-trial, Kavanagh is forced to give the mother a hard time in the witness box. Foxcott, feeling betrayed, hatches an idea of his own.
Charles Beeson
John Thaw
Oliver Ford Davies
Nicholas Jones
Valerie Edmond
Haydn Gwynne
Robert Lang
Drama
Heartbeat
In on the Act
Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. A motorbike stunt rider becomes a target of sabotage. Greengrass vows revenge when his beloved dog, Alfred, is dosed with rat poison.
Nick Berry
Bill Maynard
Derek Fowlds
William Simons
Juliette Gruber
Kazia Pelka
Drama
Ballykissangel
Changing Times
Drama series about a young English priest working in a small Irish parish. The village is fiercely divided over Quigley's latest plans for BallyK. Peter tries not to take sides, until Assumpta puts him on the spot.
Stephen Tompkinson
Dervla Kirwan
Tony Doyle
Niall Toibin
Peter Hanly
Tina Kellegher
Drama
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
The Greek Interpreter
Holmes's older brother, Mycroft, needs help solving the mystery of a young Greek taken in a carriage to interpret for a man kept prisoner and refusing to sign an important document.
Jeremy Brett
David Burke
Charles Gray
George Costigan
Alkis Kritikos
Anton Alexander
Drama
The Ruth Rendell Mysteries
Vanity Dies Hard
Gripping thriller by the internationally best-selling author. Alice's determination to find Nesta begins to cause problems at home. Undeterred, Alice traces Nesta to Brighton but ends up falling seriously ill. She soon begins to fear that whoever killed Nesta is also trying to kill her.
Eleanor David
Mark Frankel
Peter Egan
Jane Gurnett
Leslie Phillips
Leonard Preston
Drama
Goodnight Sweetheart
Turned Out Nice Again
Time-travel sitcom. If there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact.
Nicholas Lyndhurst
Dervla Kirwan
Michelle Holmes
Christopher Ettridge
Victor McGuire
Sitcom
Heartbeat
In on the Act
Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. A motorbike stunt rider becomes a target of sabotage. Greengrass vows revenge when his beloved dog, Alfred, is dosed with rat poison.
Nick Berry
Bill Maynard
Derek Fowlds
William Simons
Juliette Gruber
Kazia Pelka
Drama
Ballykissangel
Changing Times
Drama series about a young English priest working in a small Irish parish. The village is fiercely divided over Quigley's latest plans for BallyK. Peter tries not to take sides, until Assumpta puts him on the spot.
Stephen Tompkinson
Dervla Kirwan
Tony Doyle
Niall Toibin
Peter Hanly
Tina Kellegher
Drama
. 1/11 .
Agatha Christie's Marple
Nemesis
Miss Marple is faced with her greatest challenge when she receives instructions from a recently deceased friend, Mr Rafiel, to investigate a possible crime. Miss Marple finds herself on a mystery coach tour with her nephew Raymond West and a number of intriguing passengers.
Nicolas Winding Refn
Geraldine McEwan
Richard E Grant
Laura Michelle Kelly
Dan Stevens
Graeme Garden
Ruth Wilson
Drama
Ladies of Letters
The pensioner pen-pals are still at tactful loggerheads, with the incarcerated Vera (Anne Reid) now being seen by a psychiatrist: "There's nothing wrong with me that 15 years of analysis won't put right." Good, healthy vulgarity vies with parochial whimsy, but all the best gags are visual. Radio Times reviewer - Mark Braxton
Anne Reid
Maureen Lipman
Natasha Redhead
Morag Siller
Daniel Crowder
Drama
. 7/10 .
1/1
Heartless
The life of a charming but vain barrister changes overnight when he has to have an emergency heart transplant. Convinced that he has taken over the personality of the man whose heart he has inherited, he heads off to a remote Scottish village to find out more about him. There he finds himself drawn to the widow and her two fatherless sons in a way he did not expect.
Angus Deayton
Simone Lahbib
Rory Barraclough
Adam Harkin
Priyanga Elan
Serena Gordon
Drama
Wycliffe
Sup with the Devil
Detective drama series. Lane puts herself in jeopardy when she mishandles an informant, but can Wycliffe and Kersey find her in time?
Jack Shepherd
Helen Masters
Jimmy Yuill
Michael Attwell
Lynn Farleigh
Darren Tighe
Drama
Missing Persons
Right Neighborhood, Wrong Door
American police drama series following a team of officers who specialise in locating missing persons. Connie looks into the disappearance of an eight-year-old with a history of running away, and senses that there is something different about the circumstances this time round. Sandowski finds himself becoming attracted to a young woman who reports her high-powered father missing. As the case pogresses, it becomes clear that the man had some shady clients and may be dead. And Bobby takes on a case close to home.
Daniel J. Travanti
Jorja Fox
Erik King
Juan Ramirez
Frederick Weller
Drama
Kavanagh QC
Care in the Community
Kavanagh and old friend Peter Foxcott travel to Kavanagh's home town of Bolton to defend a young couple charged with killing their baby daughter. When the father changes his story in mid-trial, Kavanagh is forced to give the mother a hard time in the witness box. Foxcott, feeling betrayed, hatches an idea of his own.
Charles Beeson
John Thaw
Oliver Ford Davies
Nicholas Jones
Valerie Edmond
Haydn Gwynne
Robert Lang
Drama
Surgical Spirit
The Walkout
Industrial action brings theatre work to a halt, until Sheila decides that her surgical team can perform their own menial tasks.
Nichola McAuliffe
Duncan Preston
Marji Campi
David Conville
Emlyn Price
Suzette Llewellyn
Sitcom
Film File
Movie show featuring the latest releases, star interviews and film clips.
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The Wonder Years
Reunion
Jack gets a cold welcome when the Arnold family visit Norma's parents.
Fred Savage
Alley Mills
Dan Lauria
Jason Hervey
Olivia D'Abo
Sitcom
Heartbeat
In on the Act
Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. A motorbike stunt rider becomes a target of sabotage. Greengrass vows revenge when his beloved dog, Alfred, is dosed with rat poison.
Nick Berry
Bill Maynard
Derek Fowlds
William Simons
Juliette Gruber
Kazia Pelka
Drama
Jeeves and Wooster
Comedy series based on P G Wodehouse's classic tales. Bertie's Uncle George considers marrying a young waitress, much to Aunt Agatha's disgust. This could mean more dirty work for Bertie, though he and Bingo find time to place a few bets at a local village sports day.
Hugh Laurie
Stephen Fry
Mary Wimbush
Paula Jacobs
Nicholas Selby
Michael Siberry
Comedy
Goodnight Sweetheart
There's Something about a Soldier
Time-travel sitcom. Yvonne wants Gary to get a 'sensible' job with her new company, while his life in the 1940s seems threatened by a returning hero. Is this the time to make a clean break with the past?
Nicholas Lyndhurst
Dervla Kirwan
Michelle Holmes
Christopher Ettridge
Victor McGuire
Sitcom
The Ruth Rendell Mysteries
Vanity Dies Hard
Gripping thriller by the internationally best-selling author. Alice's determination to find Nesta begins to cause problems at home. Undeterred, Alice traces Nesta to Brighton but ends up falling seriously ill. She soon begins to fear that whoever killed Nesta is also trying to kill her.
Eleanor David
Mark Frankel
Peter Egan
Jane Gurnett
Leslie Phillips
Leonard Preston
Drama
Missing Persons
How Hard Is It to Just Get Off at the Next Exit?
American police drama series following a team of officers who specialise in locating missing persons. Carlos re-opens an old case involving the disappearance of a toddler, when the child's mother claims to have seen her son recently. Bobby investigates when a paralysed woman reports her guilt-ridden husband has gone missing. Ray and Connie are approached by a councilman to search for the missing bride-to-be daughter of his wealthy friend, but to keep their investigation out of the public eye, and Sandowski deals with family conflict following the shooting of his father.
Daniel J. Travanti
Jorja Fox
Erik King
Juan Ramirez
Frederick Weller
Drama
Kavanagh QC
Briefs Trooping Gaily
Kavanagh faces one of the most impenetrable challenges of his career when one of his clients openly admits to the court that she killed her husband. His wayward colleague Jeremy Aldermarten, accused of misconduct, also tests his patience and professionalism.
Peter Smith
John Thaw
Oliver Ford Davies
Nicholas Jones
Valerie Edmond
Anthony Smee
Lynda Steadman
Drama
Heartbeat
The Queen's Message
Nostalgic police drama series. When a philandering TV repair man is beaten up, Nick finds no shortage of suspects. And Greengrass infuriates Blaketon with his latest scam involving the postal service.
Nick Berry
Bill Maynard
Derek Fowlds
William Simons
Mark Jordon
Juliette Gruber
Drama
Ballykissangel
Stardust in Your Eyes
Drama series about a young English priest working in a small Irish parish. Quigley is about to pull off the deal of his life, but first he must get to the village to impress a group of Korean businessmen. With Assumpta away, Niamh is exhausted by the demands of her new baby and looking after the pub, forcing her to agree to have her dreaded mother-in-law back to help.
Tony Doyle
Niall Toibin
Peter Hanly
Tina Kellegher
Joe Savino
Frankie McCafferty
Drama
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
The Norwood Builder
When Holmes investigates a suspicious death in a fire, the chief beneficiary of the victim's will becomes a murder suspect.
Jeremy Brett
David Burke
Jonathan Adams
Rosalie Crutchley
Drama
The Ruth Rendell Mysteries
Vanity Dies Hard
Gripping thriller by the internationally best-selling author. By now Alice's obsession with murder is at fever pitch - Nesta has still not reappeared. Harry Blunden implies that Alice should look into her husband's background.
Eleanor David
Mark Frankel
Peter Egan
Jane Gurnett
Leslie Phillips
Leonard Preston
Drama
Goodnight Sweetheart
There's Something about a Soldier
Time-travel sitcom. Yvonne wants Gary to get a 'sensible' job with her new company, while his life in the 1940s seems threatened by a returning hero. Is this the time to make a clean break with the past?
Nicholas Lyndhurst
Dervla Kirwan
Michelle Holmes
Christopher Ettridge
Victor McGuire
Sitcom
Heartbeat
The Queen's Message
Nostalgic police drama series. When a philandering TV repair man is beaten up, Nick finds no shortage of suspects. And Greengrass infuriates Blaketon with his latest scam involving the postal service.
Nick Berry
Bill Maynard
Derek Fowlds
William Simons
Mark Jordon
Juliette Gruber
Drama
Ballykissangel
Stardust in Your Eyes
Drama series about a young English priest working in a small Irish parish. Quigley is about to pull off the deal of his life, but first he must get to the village to impress a group of Korean businessmen. With Assumpta away, Niamh is exhausted by the demands of her new baby and looking after the pub, forcing her to agree to have her dreaded mother-in-law back to help.
Tony Doyle
Niall Toibin
Peter Hanly
Tina Kellegher
Joe Savino
Frankie McCafferty
Drama
Monarch of the Glen
Drama series about the young laird of a Highland estate. Archie wants to ignore his 30th birthday, but Molly and Hector have other ideas. Katrina's romance with head ranger Fergal is blossoming.
Richard Briers
Susan Hampshire
Alastair Mackenzie
Jason O'Mara
Lorraine Pilkington
Hamish Clark
Drama
. 3/8 .
Ladies of Letters
Comedy drama about two penpals. Irene is driven to distraction by Vera's immature and irresponsible children, so launches an appeal to free her friend from the prison ship. Vera, however, is perfectly content with her incarceration, she's getting the analysis she needs, has started a literacy programme and is organising a production of Les Miserable. But will news of a by-pass threatening to go through Vera's house change her mind?
Anne Reid
Maureen Lipman
Natasha Redhead
Morag Siller
Daniel Crowder
Drama
. 7/10 .
Rising Damp
The Permissive Society
The cantankerous landlord and his unfortunate tenants continue their battle of wits in the classic sitcom. Rigsby discovers that a bird in the hand can be far worse than two in the bush.
Leonard Rossiter
Richard Beckinsale
Frances de la Tour
Don Warrington
Sitcom
PD James: An Unsuitable Job for a Woman
Sacrifice
PD James's female private eye investigates another mysterious case. An eminent scientist hires Cordelia to investigate the death of his son, who has committed suicide. Although the case seems simple, after moving into the summer house where the young man was found hanged, Cordelia finds herself threatened.
Helen Baxendale
Annette Crosbie
Gemma Jones
Leigh Lawson
Julian Rhind-Tutt
Andrew Bicknell
Drama
. 0/4 .
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Trouble with Scribbles
Fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo.
Children
Dork Hunters from Outer Space
Dorkzilla
Using Earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings! Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a - goldfish!
Children
Ben 10
Midnight Madness
Ben falls under the spell of an evil hypnotist who is using ordinary people to steal for him at the shopping mall. Grandpa Max and Gwen struggle to snap him out of it.
Alex Soto
Children
Storm Hawks
Escape!
3D animation following five teenagers who defend the skies against evil using their transforming flying motorbikes.
Children
Dinosaur King
Field of Screams
Join Max, Rex and Zoe, three dinosaur enthusiasts, as they travel the world hunting dinosaurs.
Children
Tom and Jerry Tales
Northern Light Fish Fight
More antics from the world's favourite cartoon cat and mouse as they continue their battle of wits.
Children
SamSam
Secret Mission
Animated series. SamSam is a child superhero gifted with extraordinary powers and a vivid imagination. He lives on Samplanet with his parents, who are superheroes just like him.
Children
Boblins
Bobsleigh
It snows in Rainbow's End and everyone is having fun, except Gully who doesn't like the cold. Onny asks Gully to find Yam Yam and give him his hat, while Ruddle is sent to find firewood.
Children
Jim Jam and Sunny
Dressing Up
Join Jim Jam and Sunny for some songs, stories and games. Today they play at dressing up.
Children
Dive Olly Dive
The Red Tide
The adventures of two young submarines in training. Suzy feels badly that her friends can all function beneath the sea and she can't. Then a huge bloom of choking, red algae causes all sorts of problems for the sea life on and in the harbour.
Children
Odd-Jobbers
Get Fit Quicker
Odd-Jobbers is the tale of four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a small village called Patchville - the Mendits. There are three brothers - Osimo, Bitz and Bob - and their cousin Mia. They run a small business in Patchville, odd-jobbing - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small - or too odd for them.
Children
Film File
Movie show featuring the latest releases, star interviews and film clips.
Interests
Police Patrol
Taking us to the front line of the fight for law and order on America's highways, and viewed from police patrol cars' on-board cameras, this series brings never-seen-before footage of bone-shaking crashes, tense stand-offs with armed and desperate suspects, and 100-mph chases that weave dangerously through traffic.
Documentary
Andromeda
Abridging the Devil's Divide
Sci-fi drama series. Dylan, Rhade and Harper are captured by the Templars who press Harper to help them build a time bridge to 210 years in the future.
Kevin Sorbo
Lisa Ryder
Keith Hamilton Cobb
Brent Stait
Gordon Michael Woolvett
Laura Bertram
Drama
The Prisoner
A Change of Mind
Cult 60s series. Number Six is ordered to undergo 'instant social treatment', but the treatment is not actually administered - Number Six is only tricked into thinking he has had it.
Patrick McGoohan
Angela Browne
Kathleen Breck
Peter Swanwick
John Sharpe
George Pravda
Drama
Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)
Vendetta for a Dead Man
Cult detective series about a private detective and his ghostly partner. Hardened criminal Eric Jansen escapes from jail to exact revenge on the man responsible for putting him away - Marty. Finding out Marty is now dead he goes in search of his widow, Jeannie, vowing that she will inherit the brutal revenge intended for her late husband.
Mike Pratt
Kenneth Cope
Annette Andre
George Sewell
Barrie Ingham
Ann Castle
Drama
The Professionals
Rogue
Action-packed drama series about two criminal intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle find themselves on the trail of one of CI5's founder members after two key witnesses in a drug-smuggling trial are found dead.
Martin Shaw
Lewis Collins
Gordon Jackson
Robert Gillespie
Pamela Stephenson
Glyn Owen
Drama
UFO
Identified
Sci-fi adventure series about a secret organisation set up to protect the Earth from alien invasion. A grim secret is revealed with the coming of a visitor from outer space.
Ed Bishop
George Sewell
Peter Gordeno
Gabrielle Drake
Michael Billington
Norma Roland
Drama
The Prisoner
A Change of Mind
Cult 60s series. Number Six is ordered to undergo 'instant social treatment', but the treatment is not actually administered - Number Six is only tricked into thinking he has had it.
Patrick McGoohan
Angela Browne
Kathleen Breck
Peter Swanwick
John Sharpe
George Pravda
Drama
Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)
Vendetta for a Dead Man
Cult detective series about a private detective and his ghostly partner. Hardened criminal Eric Jansen escapes from jail to exact revenge on the man responsible for putting him away - Marty. Finding out Marty is now dead he goes in search of his widow, Jeannie, vowing that she will inherit the brutal revenge intended for her late husband.
Mike Pratt
Kenneth Cope
Annette Andre
George Sewell
Barrie Ingham
Ann Castle
Drama
The Professionals
Rogue
Action-packed drama series about two criminal intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle find themselves on the trail of one of CI5's founder members after two key witnesses in a drug-smuggling trial are found dead.
Martin Shaw
Lewis Collins
Gordon Jackson
Robert Gillespie
Pamela Stephenson
Glyn Owen
Drama
The Championship
Matt Smith reviews all the action from the Coca-Cola Championship and Leagues One and Two, including extended highlights of Birmingham City v Norwich from St Andrew's.
Sport
Andromeda
Trusting the Gordian Maze
Sci-fi drama series. The Commonwealth fleet confronts the Andromeda, and Dylan must decide whether he can entrust the Route of Ages to them.
Kevin Sorbo
Lisa Ryder
Keith Hamilton Cobb
Brent Stait
Gordon Michael Woolvett
Laura Bertram
Drama
. 17/22 .
Minder
Second-Hand Pose
After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry decides to look for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business.
George Cole
Dennis Waterman
Michael Troughton
Tilly Vosburgh
Johnny Shannon
Stacy Dorning
Drama
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
The Return of the Seven (Part 2)
Comedy drama series about a group of British builders. Dennis returns to Newcastle where he meets up with Oz. Unhappy at not being met at the airport, Ally is even less pleased to find his Jaguar has had a run-in with a skip.
Jimmy Nail
Timothy Spall
Tim Healy
Kevin Whately
Pat Roach
Gary Holton
Drama
Cross of Iron
Director Sam Peckinpah switches from westerns such as The Wild Bunch to another kind of savagery - Germans in retreat on the Russian Front during the Second World War - and makes this as graphic an antiwar film as anything since All Quiet on the Western Front. In this adaptation of a book by Willi Heinrich, James Coburn plays the disillusioned sergeant, sickened by slaughter and the double dealings of officers such as Maximilian Schell. There's little room for women in Peckinpah's exercise in macho ideals, though an encounter with female guerrillas shows them exacting revenge with dreadful results. This is bloody action, elegantly choreographed to chilling effect.
Sam Peckinpah
James Coburn
Maximilian Schell
James Mason
David Warner
Klaus Lowitsch [Klaus Lÿýwitsch]
Vadim Glowna
Roger Fritz
Dieter Schidor
Burkhardt Driest
Fred Stillkraut
Michael Nowka
Veronique Vendell
Arthur Brauss
Senta Berger
Slavco Stimac
1977
Film
18
4/5
In Enemy Country
This uninspired Second World War hokum from Universal utilised the studio's backlot when its TV series weren't in production. Still, star Tony Franciosa copes manfully, going undercover to dispose of a Nazi torpedo factory, and Anjanette Comer pouts prettily. British interest centres on import Tom Bell and the very artificial European setting. Producer/director Harry Keller does a serviceable job, however, and scores some points for effort.
Harry Keller
Tony Franciosa [Anthony Franciosa]
Anjanette Comer
Guy Stockwell
Paul Hubschmid
Tom Bell
Michael Constantine
Harry Townes
John Marley
1968
Film
A
2/5
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Interests
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Seeing Red/Phone Home
Two episodes of fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo.
Children
Dork Hunters from Outer Space
Sydney Sushi
Using earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings! Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a - goldfish!
Children
Ben 10
Ben 10,000
Children's animation. When ten-year-old Ben Tennyson discovers a mysterious device called the Omnitrix he develops the ability to transform into ten different alien heroes, each with unique powers. Gwen is abducted by her future self to help future Ben defeat Dr Animo's plan to revive Vilgax.
Children
Storm Hawks
Forbidden City
3D animation following five teenagers who defend the skies against evil using their transforming flying motorbikes.
Children
Dinosaur King
Dance Evolution
Join Max, Rex and Zoe, three dinosaur enthusiasts, as they travel the world hunting dinosaurs.
Children
Tom and Jerry Tales
Bats What I Like Out South
More antics from the world's favourite cartoon cat and mouse as they continue their battle of wits.
Children
SamSam
Take Care of the Space
SamSam is a child superhero gifted with extraordinary powers and a vivid imagination. He lives on Samplanet with his parents, who are superheroes just like him.
Children
Boblins
Kite
A baby bird is being trained by Gully to fly. Unfortunately he hasn't quite got the hang of it and a few of his friends laugh when he crashes to the ground. Gully reassures the little bird.
Children
Jim Jam and Sunny
Shouting
Whenever Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, all their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with! Join them for songs and games, as they explore the concept of shouting.
Children
Dive Olly Dive
Sub Magnet
The adventures of two young submarines in training. Olly and Skid are having a difficult time cooperating, then Skid obtains a powerful prototype magnetic device from Shankley.
Children
Odd-Jobbers
20,000 Leagues Under the Lake
Odd-Jobbers is the tale of four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a small village called Patchville - the Mendits. There are three brothers - Osimo, Bitz and Bob - and their cousin Mia. They run a small business in Patchville, odd-jobbing - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small - or too odd for them.
Children
Film File
Movie show featuring the latest releases, star interviews and film clips.
Interests
UFO
Identified
Sci-fi adventure series about a secret organisation set up to protect the Earth from alien invasion. A grim secret is revealed with the coming of a visitor from outer space.
Ed Bishop
George Sewell
Peter Gordeno
Gabrielle Drake
Michael Billington
Norma Roland
Drama
Space 1999
One Moment of Humanity
Intergalactic adventures of the space-travelling Moonbase Alpha team. The Alphans make contact with a planet of robot humans.
Martin Landau
Barbara Bain
Drama
Andromeda
Trusting the Gordian Maze
Sci-fi drama series. The Commonwealth fleet confronts the Andromeda, and Dylan must decide whether he can entrust the Route of Ages to them.
Kevin Sorbo
Lisa Ryder
Keith Hamilton Cobb
Brent Stait
Gordon Michael Woolvett
Laura Bertram
Drama
Minder
Second-Hand Pose
After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry decides to look for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business.
George Cole
Dennis Waterman
Michael Troughton
Tilly Vosburgh
Johnny Shannon
Stacy Dorning
Drama
UFO
Identified
Sci-fi adventure series about a secret organisation set up to protect the Earth from alien invasion. A grim secret is revealed with the coming of a visitor from outer space.
Ed Bishop
George Sewell
Peter Gordeno
Gabrielle Drake
Michael Billington
Norma Roland
Drama
Used Car Roadshow
In the penultimate show, Jason Dawe and Penny Mallory look back at some of the highlights of the series and choose their favourite filming moments of the year. They also choose the best deals from the classifieds, their favourite cars from a selection of depreciation-free motors, and the best of the best hot tips for safe motoring.
Transport
The Force
Hard-hitting reports from the frontline of the war on crime. Tonight - domestic disputes, as a dispute between neighbours ends in a street brawl, and a romantic night out goes horribly wrong for one young couple.
Documentary
Minder
Second-Hand Pose
After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry decides to look for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business.
George Cole
Dennis Waterman
Michael Troughton
Tilly Vosburgh
Johnny Shannon
Stacy Dorning
Drama
Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)
You Can Always Find a Fall Guy
Private-eye drama series. Helping out a young nun by investigating missing funds from a convent, Jeff finds himself the fall guy in a case of industrial espionage.
Mike Pratt
Kenneth Cope
Annette Andre
Drama
World's Wildest Police Videos
Amazing footage of reckless criminals engaged in a range of illegal and often highly dangerous activities. Including police chases, surveillance videos, raids, and shoot-outs.
Documentary
World's Scariest Police Chases
A heart-pounding, ear-ringing, eye-opening ride of a lifetime featuring astounding footage of the most amazing police chases in history.
Documentary
Minder
The Long Ride Back to Scratchwood
Arthur tries to get hold of black-market tickets for the England v Scotland football match, so he can sell them for a huge profit to Scottish fans.
George Cole
Dennis Waterman
James Marcus
Derek Martin
Nicolas Chagrin
James Coyle
Drama
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
A Law for the Rich
Comedy drama series about a group of British builders. The lads take a step up in the world when they are asked to convert Thornley Manor into timeshare units. But their arrival in the village sets alarm bells ringing, especially for the local policeman.
Jimmy Nail
Timothy Spall
Tim Healy
Kevin Whately
Pat Roach
Gary Holton
Drama
Murphy's War
This trifle has hints of The African Queen, with Peter O'Toole as a manic Irish seaman who teams up with a Quaker missionary (O'Toole's then wife, Sian Phillips) and a French oil engineer (convincingly played by Philippe Noiret) to sink a German U-boat on the Orinoco delta. Shot in the jungles of Venezuela, the film's blend of whimsy and battle is skilfully handled by director Peter Yates, who was riding high at the time on the success of Bullitt.
Peter Yates
Peter O'Toole
Sian Phillips
Philippe Noiret
Horst Janson
John Hallam
Ingo Mogendorf
1971
Film
A
3/5
1/1
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Trouble with Scribbles
Fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo.
Children
Dork Hunters from Outer Space
Dorkzilla
Using Earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings! Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a - goldfish!
Children
Ben 10
Midnight Madness
Ben falls under the spell of an evil hypnotist who is using ordinary people to steal for him at the shopping mall. Grandpa Max and Gwen struggle to snap him out of it.
Alex Soto
Children
Storm Hawks
Escape!
3D animation following five teenagers who defend the skies against evil using their transforming flying motorbikes.
Children
Dinosaur King
Field of Screams
Join Max, Rex and Zoe, three dinosaur enthusiasts, as they travel the world hunting dinosaurs.
Children
Tom and Jerry Tales
Northern Light Fish Fight
More antics from the world's favourite cartoon cat and mouse as they continue their battle of wits.
Children
SamSam
Secret Mission
Animated series. SamSam is a child superhero gifted with extraordinary powers and a vivid imagination. He lives on Samplanet with his parents, who are superheroes just like him.
Children
Boblins
Bobsleigh
It snows in Rainbow's End and everyone is having fun, except Gully who doesn't like the cold. Onny asks Gully to find Yam Yam and give him his hat, while Ruddle is sent to find firewood.
Children
Jim Jam and Sunny
Dressing Up
Join Jim Jam and Sunny for some songs, stories and games. Today they play at dressing up.
Children
Dive Olly Dive
The Red Tide
The adventures of two young submarines in training. Suzy feels badly that her friends can all function beneath the sea and she can't. Then a huge bloom of choking, red algae causes all sorts of problems for the sea life on and in the harbour.
Children
Odd-Jobbers
Get Fit Quicker
Odd-Jobbers is the tale of four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a small village called Patchville - the Mendits. There are three brothers - Osimo, Bitz and Bob - and their cousin Mia. They run a small business in Patchville, odd-jobbing - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small - or too odd for them.
Children
Paz
A World of Friends
The adventures of Paz and his chums - Pig, Rabbit, Dog, Pappy and Big Penguin.
Children
Fun Song Factory
Transport/In The Sky
Two episodes. The Crew discover that all the songs for the day feature a different type of transport. A rumble of thunder sets Cal and Page guessing.
Children
Miffy and Friends
Miffy and Snuffy at the Playground
Animation for preschool children starring Dick Bruna's classic white bunny, Miffy, and her friends Snuffy the Dog, Boris and Barbara Bear, Poppy Pig and Grunty.
Children
Jim Jam & Sunny
Triangle Shape/Triangle Instrument
When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with.
Children
Paz
The Right Moves
Pig teaches a dance class - with surprising results. At first, she worries that she is a bad teacher, but soon realises that her friend's mistakes can be the most interesting part of the dance.
Children
Mopatop's Shop
The Bouncing Pengolinos/The Heebie Jeebie/The Orange and the Sporange
Three episodes. The Bouncing Pengolinos have lost their bounce. There's an Ab-Dab in the shop, making everyone jump. A sad orange can never have a song written about him - nothing rhymes with orange.
Children
Curious George
Curious George Versus Winter/Curious George Flies a Kite
Two episodes. George tries to do fun things while battling the winter cold. George discovers the wonders and perils of kite flying.
Children
Ripley and Scuff
Ripley and Scuff travel to Fawcett Primary School in Cambridge. They are joined by Dante Ferrara and Sandy Lincoln, who help the children perform an historical dance called Sun and Snowflakes.
Children
Tractor Tom
The Big Adventure
Adventures with Tractor Tom and his friends at Springhill Farm. Tom gets a puncture on the way to the market, and Buzz and Rora teach Wheezy just how powerful imagination can be.
Children
Bookaboo
Amanda Holden - That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown
As Bookaboo is getting ready to go on stage, he suddenly realises that he cannot perform. But Amanda Holden pops in with the Bookabag and 'That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown' (by Cressida Cowell and Neal Layton). Will she be able to put the stars back in Bookaboo's eyes?
Children
Bo on the Go
Two episodes. Bo is a positive, super-energetic and inquisitive young heroine. With her young friend Dezadore dragon, she encourages children at home to go on amazing adventures by actively joining her in a variety of movements.
Children
Pocoyo
Invisible Pocoyo/Noise to My Ears/Baby Bird Sitting/Everyone's Present
Four episodes. Pocoyo gets up to some sneaky antics with his new toy. Pocoyo, Elly and Baby Bird have great fun making music from everyday objects, but the racket keeps waking Pato up. Pocoyo and Pato agree to look after Baby Bird and Caterpillar. Pocoyo, Pato and Elly learn that sometimes it really is more fun to share! Narrated by Stephen Fry.
Children
The Animal Shelf
Two episodes of the model animation series about the adventures of five toy animals who live in a boy's bedroom.
Children
Captain Mack
Weather Machine/Lucky Unlucky
Two episodes. Meet Captain Mack, in his smart blue flying suit as he rides the skies in his powerful Sky Rocket. His base, Sky Rocket Control, is tucked away above the clouds in a remote mountain range. Captain Mack and his team start each day in Sky Rocket Control, watching over the world, training, and flying the skies in their bright, colourful and super-speedy Sky Rockets.
Children
Paz
Big Top
Paz and Pig go to the circus where they end up saving the day and becoming the stars.
Children
Curious George
Three episodes. Welcome to the world of Curious George - get carried away with the cutest little monkey around!
Children
Bookaboo
Amanda Holden - That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown
As Bookaboo is getting ready to go on stage, he suddenly realises that he cannot perform. But Amanda Holden pops in with the Bookabag and 'That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown' (by Cressida Cowell and Neal Layton). Will she be able to put the stars back in Bookaboo's eyes?
Children
Supernormal
Very Mad Cows/Mr Bad Waits for No Man
Two episodes. Eric and the Superchums must save Crumptonville from a herd of intelligent cows! Eric and the Superchums have to save Crumptonville when Mr Bad tears a hole in time.
Miguel Martinez-Joffre
Children
Horrid Henry
Horrid Henry's Dance Class/Horrid Henry Reads a Book
Two episodes. Given the choice, Henry would rather do karate than a dance class. But Mum can't be persuaded otherwise, so Henry has to demonstrate that karate can be just as beautiful as dancing! Henry will stop at nothing to win a competition, even it means he has to read a book or ten!
Children
My Goldfish Is Evil
The adventures of Admiral Bubbles, the talking three-inch goldfish with plans to take over the world - and Beanie his owner.
Children
My Parents are Aliens
Lord Of The Bling
Brian brings home a treasure chest, but refuses to share any of the booty with the children. And Sophie confronts a teacher she believes has insulted aliens.
Tony Gardner
Carla Mendonca
Jessica Woods
Daniel Feltham
Katie Pearson
Jake Young
Children
Emu
Emu Sleepwalks
Emu is sleepwalking, dreaming of biscuits. He finds them, but not in Toby's flat. He has sleep walked downstairs into Ken Cole's foyer and is making a terrible mess.
Children
Bookaboo
Amanda Holden - That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown
As Bookaboo is getting ready to go on stage, he suddenly realises that he cannot perform. But Amanda Holden pops in with the Bookabag and 'That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown' (by Cressida Cowell and Neal Layton). Will she be able to put the stars back in Bookaboo's eyes?
Children
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Seeing Red/Phone Home
Two episodes of fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo.
Children
Dork Hunters from Outer Space
Sydney Sushi
Using earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings! Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a - goldfish!
Children
Ben 10
Ben 10,000
Children's animation. When ten-year-old Ben Tennyson discovers a mysterious device called the Omnitrix he develops the ability to transform into ten different alien heroes, each with unique powers. Gwen is abducted by her future self to help future Ben defeat Dr Animo's plan to revive Vilgax.
Children
Storm Hawks
Forbidden City
3D animation following five teenagers who defend the skies against evil using their transforming flying motorbikes.
Children
Dinosaur King
Dance Evolution
Join Max, Rex and Zoe, three dinosaur enthusiasts, as they travel the world hunting dinosaurs.
Children
Tom and Jerry Tales
Bats What I Like Out South
More antics from the world's favourite cartoon cat and mouse as they continue their battle of wits.
Children
SamSam
Take Care of the Space
SamSam is a child superhero gifted with extraordinary powers and a vivid imagination. He lives on Samplanet with his parents, who are superheroes just like him.
Children
Boblins
Kite
A baby bird is being trained by Gully to fly. Unfortunately he hasn't quite got the hang of it and a few of his friends laugh when he crashes to the ground. Gully reassures the little bird.
Children
Jim Jam and Sunny
Shouting
Whenever Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, all their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with! Join them for songs and games, as they explore the concept of shouting.
Children
Dive Olly Dive
Sub Magnet
The adventures of two young submarines in training. Olly and Skid are having a difficult time cooperating, then Skid obtains a powerful prototype magnetic device from Shankley.
Children
Odd-Jobbers
20,000 Leagues Under the Lake
Odd-Jobbers is the tale of four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a small village called Patchville - the Mendits. There are three brothers - Osimo, Bitz and Bob - and their cousin Mia. They run a small business in Patchville, odd-jobbing - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small - or too odd for them.
Children
Paz
See-saw
BP builds Paz a see-saw in the yard. When Pig and Dog come over, the three friends try to figure out how all of them can see-saw together. The trio are confident that they can sort things out and experiment with weight until they find a way to make the see-saw work.
Children
Fun Song Factory
Hot/Favourite Food
Two episodes. It is very warm in the Factory and as the Crew sing the songs provided, they realise the theme of the day is hot. Cookie wants to make a surprise meal for Ozzy, but he doesn't know what to make.
Children
Miffy and Friends
Miffy and the Hungry Bird
Animation for preschool children starring Dick Bruna's classic white bunny, Miffy, and her friends Snuffy the Dog, Boris and Barbara Bear, Poppy Pig and Grunty.
Children
Jim Jam & Sunny
Sing/Xylophone
When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with.
Children
Paz
Kite Flight
When Paz fails to work out how to make his new kite fly, he enlists the help of his friends and they have a brainstorming session. After observing a simple physics demonstration, he finally manages to get it airborne.
Children
Mopatop's Shop
Mattresses/The Toadstool's Always Fresher/Voices 3
Three episodes of preschool fun. Daphne Dreamer can't get to sleep. Humphrey is tired of being a scary hobgoblin. A frog that barks and a croaking dog.
Children
Curious George
Curious George, Ski Monkey/George the Grocer
Two episodes. A blizzard covers the country house in a foot of snow, and George cannot wait to go outside to play. But he finds it's not easy to play in deep snow - until, that is, he discovers the joys of skiing, snowshoeing and sledding. George really wants the toy oven he sees in the store window, but first he has to find a job to earn money to pay for it.
Children
Ripley and Scuff
Ripley and Scuff are invited to play at Stockton Heath Primary School in Warrington. They are joined at the school by Chris Dought, a blacksmith, who explains all about his job.
Children
Tractor Tom
A Song for the Farm
Rora wants a nice quiet place to sleep but everyone is joining in singing songs made up by Wheezy.
Children
Bookaboo
David Seaman - Whatever
Former England goalkeeper David Seaman towers above the crowd as he waits for the concert to start. But there is a key player missing - Bookaboo! Armed with his favourite story, 'Whatever' by William Bee, David uses all his skills to tackle the problem of how to get Bookaboo on stage. Will he be able to convince him that he can save the day - or does Bookaboo already think he's lost the match?
Children
Bo on the Go
Two episodes. Bo is a positive, super-energetic and inquisitive young heroine. With her young friend Dezadore dragon, she encourages children at home to go on amazing adventures by actively joining her in a variety of movements.
Children
Pocoyo
Magic Act/Picnic Puzzle/Dance Off/Pato's Egg
Four episodes, narrated by Stephen Fry. Pocoyo does a magic show. But he doesn't get the reaction he expects when his friends all laugh at his tricks. Things get very strange at Pocoyo's picnic when the food starts moving around on its own! Pocoyo and Elly compete to be the funkiest groover at Elly's disco! Pato learns that it's not just ducklings that hatch from eggs!
Children
The Animal Shelf
Two episodes of the model animation series about the adventures of five toy animals who live in a boy's bedroom.
Children
Captain Mack
Orange Something/Blooming Marvellous
Two episodes. Meet Captain Mack, in his smart blue flying suit as he rides the skies in his powerful Sky Rocket. His base, Sky Rocket Control, is tucked away above the clouds in a remote mountain range. Captain Mack and his team start each day in Sky Rocket Control, watching over the world, training, and flying the skies in their bright, colourful and super-speedy Sky Rockets.
Children
Paz
On The Ice
Paz must learn to deal with his impatience with Pig and Rabbit who would rather go inside and warm up, whilst Paz prefers to play in the snow and ice.
Children
Curious George
Three episodes. Welcome to the world of Curious George - get carried away with the cutest little monkey around!
Children
Bookaboo
David Seaman - Whatever
Former England goalkeeper David Seaman towers above the crowd as he waits for the concert to start. But there is a key player missing - Bookaboo! Armed with his favourite story, 'Whatever' by William Bee, David uses all his skills to tackle the problem of how to get Bookaboo on stage. Will he be able to convince him that he can save the day - or does Bookaboo already think he's lost the match?
Children
Supernormal
Find Fong/Evil Barks and Wets the Carpet
Two episodes. The Superchums must make a special shampoo to help Brass Butt beat Granny's Girl at Super Hero High School's Sports Day. Eric and the Superchums accidentally annoy their neighbour, Mr Tabby.
Miguel Joffre-Martinez
Children
Horrid Henry
Horrid Henry Trapped/Horrid Henry's Sleepover
Two episodes. When Henry manages to lock himself in the cellar with Peter, his first reaction is that it's just not fair. His second reaction is to find a way out, but he soon discovers that things aren't always as straightforward as they seem! Henry finds himself out of sleepover options until New Nick invites him over for what Henry assumes will be another great night of mayhem. But he soon discovers just how wrong he is - some people are even more way out than Henry himself!
Children
My Goldfish Is Evil
The adventures of Admiral Bubbles, the talking three-inch goldfish with plans to take over the world - and Beanie his owner.
Children
My Parents are Aliens
Big Head
Sophie rescues Jaq from a surfing accident and loves the praise she receives so much that she puts Jaq's life in increasing danger so she can feel that warm glow!
Tony Gardner
Carla Mendonca
Jessica Woods
Daniel Feltham
Katie Pearson
Jake Young
Children
Emu
Ken Sees Emu
Ken is sure he has seen an Emu in the building, but every time he spots it, when he looks again it has disappeared. Dani and Charlie tell him he is just imagining it but he orders the latest Emu Hunter Kit from Gadget Monthly magazine and sets out on a proper Emu hunt. Imagine how thrilled he is when he catches the Emu, or does he?
Children
Bookaboo
David Seaman - Whatever
Former England goalkeeper David Seaman towers above the crowd as he waits for the concert to start. But there is a key player missing - Bookaboo! Armed with his favourite story, 'Whatever' by William Bee, David uses all his skills to tackle the problem of how to get Bookaboo on stage. Will he be able to convince him that he can save the day - or does Bookaboo already think he's lost the match?
Children
Inuk
Children's animated series about an imaginative young Inuit boy, destined one day to become a Shaman.
Children
The Hoobs
Window Dressing
Preschool fun. Tula's cleaned the windows of the Hoobmobile, which leads to a disagreement with Iver.
Children
Planet Cook
Something Fishy
Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.
Children
Freshly Squeezed
Pop culture magazine with Nick Grimshaw and Rick Edwards. Including an interview with Peter, Bjorn and John, a chat with Paul Blart and new music from Lady Sovereign and Calvin Harris.
Music and Arts
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Game
Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. When the family's cable TV breaks down, Ray and his family resort to playing games. They soon realise just how honest they are when they play Scruples.
Ray Romano
Patricia Heaton
Peter Boyle
Brad Garrett
Doris Roberts
Maggie Wheeler
Sitcom
Everybody Loves Raymond
Recovering Pessimist
Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. When Debra accuses Ray of being a pessimist, he vows to have a brighter outlook.
Ray Romano
Patricia Heaton
Peter Boyle
Brad Garrett
Doris Roberts
Maggie Wheeler
Sitcom
Frasier
Decoys
Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. A distraught Niles discovers that his lifelong crush Daphne is dating his divorce attorney.
Kelsey Grammer
Jane Leeves
David Hyde Pierce
John Mahoney
Peri Gilpin
Saul Rubinek
Sitcom
Will and Grace
My Uncle the Car
US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. When Will sells Grace's late uncle's car to a nun, Grace decides she wants it back. But the nun is not keen to give it up.
Eric McCormack
Debra Messing
Megan Mullally
Sean Hayes
Sitcom
The Farm Revealed
Selective Breeding and Transgenics
Series examining how rapid advances in genetics are providing a greater insight into human identity. The effects of selective breeding and transgenic modification are analysed.
Science
KNTV Sex
Contraception and STIs
Comedy animation offering an alternative take on sex education. Teenage geniuses Kierky and Nietzsche take a look at contraception and STIs. Former Cold War spy and fugitive from justice Burgess McPhilbin shares some of his facts about contraception.
Education
World of Difference
Cambodia
Series which follows the efforts of young people working on overseas development projects. A group of sixth formers from Berkhamsted Collegiate School travel to Cambodia to help children from poor families resume their education.
Education
Hardeep Does Drinking
Hardeep Singh Kohli takes an ironic look at Britain's binge drinking culture.
Documentary
Mum's Gone Gay
A dramatisation of the emotional impact that occurs within a family when one parent announces their homosexuality. Based on real-life stories, the programme focuses primarily on how teenage children cope with the news.
Education
News at Noon
Daily news including business news, sport and weather.
News and Current Affairs
Proud Parents: Toyah Willcox
Proud parents and their celebrity offspring talk about their relationships with each other. Punk pixie turned author and presenter Toyah Willcox visits her dad aboard his beloved boat.
Documentary
A Place in the Sun: Home or Away
Series in which property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help people find their dream homes. Leicester couple Clive and Christine decide whether to move to Italy or to Cornwall.
Interests
The Gentle Sex
Viewed today, this drama seems unbearably patronising in its depiction of the contribution made to the war effort by seven socially diverse women who volunteer for service on the same day. But in its day, it served its purpose both as a morale booster and as a recruitment advertisement, thanks to some astute appeals to the patriotic spirit and some spunky acting. The top-notch cast includes Barbara Waring as a catty snob and Lilli Palmer as a timid German immigrant. Sadly, a week after the film was released, its co-director Leslie Howard was killed when his plane was shot down while he was on a secret mission to Portugal.
Leslie Howard, Maurice Elvey
Joan Gates
Jean Gillie
Joan Greenwood
Joyce Howard
Rosamund John
Lilli Palmer
Barbara Waring
John Justin
Frederick Leister
Mary Jerrold
Everley Gregg
Elliot Mason
John Laurie
1943
Film
U
3/5
Countdown
Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Brian Capron.
Game show
Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.
Game show
The Paul O'Grady Show
Paul O' Grady hosts the comedy chat show, with guests including John Sergeant.
Talk show
The Simpsons
Make Room for Lisa
Lisa shows signs of stress when she is forced to share a room with Bart.
Animation
Hollyoaks
Sasha gets a call from Warren which raises Calvin's suspicions. Steph and Sarah's plot to poach a rival dance school's students goes awry when they meet the instructor. Nancy is still torn between Ravi and Kris, and so decides to be with both of them.
Nathalie Emmanuel
Jamie Lomas
Ricky Whittle
Carley Stenson
Loui Batley
Jessica Fox
Soap
Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.
News and Current Affairs
3 Minute Wonder
Found Family Footage - The Sea
Artist Kutlug Ataman's series of short films explores themes of childhood and aviation during the 1950s and 1960s. Each film features a new composition from Michael Nyman.
Documentary
. 1/4 .
Supersize vs Superskinny
Series examining issues around weight, food and body image. Dr Christian Jessen catches up with Darryl from Derbyshire who was a hefty 33 stone, London mum Yasmin, who hoped to gain more curves and boost her energy, jazz singer Sandra and seven-stone Tatiana from Brighton, who hated her skinny body.
Health
. 9/11 .
Heston's Roman Feast
Heston Blumenthal entreats us throughout the preparation of his ancient Roman feast, "Don't try this at home!" Don't worry, Heston, I won't. Fear not, pork scratchings made from pig's nipples, calf's brain custard and ejaculating puddings will never, ever cross my kitchen worktops. You can rely on it. Mind you, it's scintillating to watch Blumenthal work his magic, even if you find yourself gagging from time to time, as do the random members of the public he collars in the street to try his first attempt at brainy custard. Even the addition of rose petals doesn't make it any more appealing, or edible. But Blumenthal's artistry is beyond doubt and his guests, who include a delighted Alexander Armstrong and a beaming Marquess of Bath, are in raptures as course after decadent course arrives at their table. Be prepared for lots of ribaldry, as this is a "theatrical, deviant, orgiastic" feast. You have been warned. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham
Cookery
. 3/4 .
1/1
Shameless
Gritty comedy drama series set on a Manchester estate. Following Shane's accident, no one is sure if he will ever be the same again after he is left partially paralysed. Battle lines are drawn between Mimi and Kelly as they argue over who will help aid his recovery. With the departure of Monica, Norma is left contemplating her own future on the Chatsworth estate. With tension mounting in his marriage, Jamie settles back in with the Maguires.
Sally Carman
Tina Malone
Sean Gilder
Ciaran Griffiths
Nicky Evans
Gerard Kearns
Rebecca Ryan
Elliott Tittensor
Annabelle Apsion
Joanna Higson
Alice Barry
David Threlfall
Johnny Bennett
Samantha Siddall
Aaron McCusker
Rebecca Atkinson
Dystin Johnson
Kelli Hollis
Qasim Akhtar
Ben Batt
Sarah Byrne
Louis Kissaun
Drama
. 8/16 .
The Big Bang Theory
The Vartabedian Conundrum
US sitcom about two brainy but socially inept physicists. Leonard seeks Penny's advice when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like.
Sitcom
. 9/22 .
My Name Is Earl
Midnight Bun
The adventures of small-time crook Earl, who tries to make amends for his past misdeeds. Randy and Earl have to catch Frank, who went on the run after Randy took the prisoners for ice cream. Joy goes into labour.
Jason Lee
Jaime Pressly
Ethan Suplee
Nadine Velazquez
Sitcom
. 9/22 .
Party Poker: Premier League Poker
Twelve of the best players from around the world compete in a league format. In the final league match, Nenad Medic must win to stand a chance of making it to the play-offs.
Sport
English Weightlifting
Highlights from the English Weightlifting Championships where Helen Jewell gave a reassuring performance after a year of disappointing results, and Ben Watson achieved PBs in both his lifts.
Sport
Destination 2012
Sports series charting the road to the London 2012 Olympics. Rob Walker has all the latest from the National English Table Tennis Championships. Iwan Thomas reaches the pinnacle of his challenge and performs at the British ASA Diving Championships. Comedian Tony Hawks continues on his mission to make tennis free for all.
Sport
Red Bull Air Race 2008
The final race of the Red Bull Air Race World Series brings the 12 best pilots in the world to the Swan River in Perth, Australia. Hannes Arch needs just one point from the race to win the 2008 world championship. Konnie Huq and Dougie Anderson present all the highlights of the race weekend.
Sport
British Triathlon Grand Prix 2008
The UK's best triathletes take part in the second round of the British Triathlon Grand Prix at Blenheim Palace, Oxfordshire.
Sport
The Blue Dragon
Slipping and Sliding
The gang are having some serious fun sledging down the snowy slopes.
Education
The Blue Dragon
Magic Metal?
The gang are looking for dragons by the seaside when they come upon a big horseshoe magnet on the beach. Cinders thinks it's like magic, attracting all sorts of treasure hidden in the sand.
Education
The Blue Dragon
Switched On!
Cinders and her friends explore a funfair and a puppet theatre before O'Hare appears and gives them some shocking news about electricity.
Education
The Blue Dragon
Shadow Play
The gang arrive at Dragon Castle - a scary place with some frightening shadows until the animals work out how shadows are formed.
Education
The Blue Dragon
Sounds Right
A search for a lost puppy brings Cinders and her companions to a waterfall which obscures a tunnel leading to a magical land. But will Cinders find her mum? The unicorn they meet may point them in the right direction.
Education
Music Search
Dance Time
An inspiring stimulus for achievable music-making in the primary classroom, focusing on tempo.
Education
Making It
David and Alan Build Robots
Arts and crafts series illustrating the creative abilities of children around the world. Roboteer David Young, 14, from Team Gladiator, constructs a brand new robot, Maximus, to join his team of battling robots.
Education
Making It
Arts and crafts. Lauren Kirk-Henry and Craig Bell from the Lake District go down to the woods to make pin-hole cameras and create fantastic scenarios in which their toys play starring roles.
Education
Making It
Tamanna, Ayman and Halla Tend an Allotment
Arts and crafts series illustrating the creative abilities of children around the world. Three young friends work on their allotment in Leeds, tending flowers and a variety of vegetables.
Education
Making It
Peta Cooks Ackee and Saltfish
Ten year-old Peta from Kingston, Jamaica, prepares the delicious national dish for her family.
Documentary
Making It
Lee Ties a Fly
Arts and crafts. Angler Lee Lindsay, aged 14, works on tying an elaborate and brightly-coloured fly that he hopes will lure trout.
Education
Making It
Hannah Designs a Dress
Arts and crafts from around the world. Hanna from Evesham makes a futuristic outfit from old jeans and a white sheet, dyed using beetroot.
Education
Inuk
Children's animated series about an imaginative young Inuit boy, destined one day to become a Shaman.
Children
The Hoobs
King of the Sea
Preschool fun. Iver is perplexed by a question in a comic.
Children
Planet Cook
Suck It and See
Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.
Children
Freshly Squeezed
Pop culture magazine, featuring an exclusive performance by Master Shortie, an interview with Flo Rida and new music from Just Jack and The Enemy.
Youth
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Dog
Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray brings home a stray bulldog, and he and Robert have to decide which of them gets to keep the animal.
Ray Romano
Patricia Heaton
Peter Boyle
Brad Garrett
Doris Roberts
Maggie Wheeler
Sitcom
Everybody Loves Raymond
Neighbors
Sitcom about a chaotic household. Ray's neighbours are up in arms about his noisy father and meddling mother.
Ray Romano
Patricia Heaton
Peter Boyle
Brad Garrett
Doris Roberts
Maggie Wheeler
Sitcom
Frasier
The Dinner Party
Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Frasier and Niles decide to have a dinner party - but who should they invite?
Kelsey Grammer
Murray Rubenstein
Stephanie Dunham
Sitcom
Will and Grace
Cheaters
American sitcom. Will's dad is in town. Will thinks it's him that he's visiting, but Grace sees him on the arm of a woman.
Eric McCormack
Debra Messing
Megan Mullally
Sean Hayes
Sitcom
The Farm Revealed
Series examining how rapid advances in genetics have the potential to change our lives. This edition focuses on technology which allows muscle tissue to be grown independently of an organism. This could have wide ranging implications in the field of medicine as well as farming, as it would allow for meat to be produced without raising and slaughtering an animal.
Science
KNTV Sex
Sexuality
Comedy animation offering an alternative take on sex education, as teenage geniuses Kierky and Nietzsche take an irreverent look at sexuality.
Education
Life Stuff: World of Difference
Bolivia
Series which follows the efforts of young people working on overseas development projects, with this programme featuring work in Bolivia.
Education
King Midas' Feast
Cookery programme in which actor Ralf Little and chef Fuchsia Dunlop recreate the legendary feasts of King Midas, King of the Phrygians, from two and a half thousand years ago.
Cookery
News at Noon
Daily news including business news, sport and weather.
News and Current Affairs
A Place in the Sun: Home or Away
Series in which property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help people find their dream homes. Jenny Roberts and John Fleming have 250,000 pounds to buy a second home where they can enjoy their favourite hobby, climbing. With the couple debating over west Cornwall and Italy's Ligurian coast as their destination, Jonnie and Jasmine have been roped in to help them decide.
Interests
Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing
Despite having one of the most famous romantic titles of all time, this soap opera's distinction rests largely with its hit title ballad and director Henry King's imaginative use of early CinemaScope, which captures stars Jennifer Jones and William Holden horizontal at every possible opportunity. Trouble is, both Jones and Holden fail to convince in this occasionally trite tale of forbidden love, which is a shame, because the source book by Han Suyin is actually very moving. Alfred Newman's Oscar-winning score makes stunning use of the main theme and may convince you that this tosh, a hugely popular success at the time, is better than it actually is.
Henry King
William Holden (2)
Jennifer Jones
Torin Thatcher
Isobel Elsom
Murray Matheson
Virginia Gregg
Richard Loo
Soo Young
Philip Ahn
1955
Film
U
2/5
Countdown
Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Brian Capron.
Game show
Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.
Game show
The Paul O'Grady Show
Comedy chat show hosted by comedian Paul O'Grady.
Talk show
The Simpsons
Maximum Homerdrive
Homer and Bart attempt to deliver a dead trucker's cargo on schedule.
Animation
Hollyoaks
Warren finds it hard to juggle his work life with looking after Spencer. Much to Ste's fury, Justin decides the only way to get some cash together is to sell the games console. Despite Steph's anger about Fernando's threat to her dance school, they agree to meet for a drink, leaving a jealous Cindy fuming. Carmel is dismayed to see Calvin in the village and tells him he's ruined all her respect for him.
Jamie Lomas
John Langford
Chris Fountain
Kieron Richardson
Carley Stenson
Soap
Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.
News and Current Affairs
3 Minute Wonder
Short film series exploring the themes of childhood and aviation during the 1950s and 60s, based around a collection of home movies by RAF families in Farnborough. This film looks at two people attempting to defy gravity, and features music by composer Michael Nyman.
Drama
. 2/4 .
Relocation, Relocation
Property series. Kirsty Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with mother and daughter duo Sarah and Gill Currie, who bought a rural pub business.
Interests
. 10/12 .
Grand Designs
Property series following householders as they build their own homes. Kevin McCloud revisits Kelly and Masoko Neville who, three years ago, set about building a hexagonal straw-baled house with an interior inspired by Tolkein's Hobbit.
Interests
. 8/13 .
Desperate Housewives
Mama Spent Money When She Had None
After last week's detour, we're now (almost) back on track with the main stories. And - how topical - the recession has come to Wisteria Lane. It's hit the Scavos really hard: they've had to sell Tom's sports car, or as Lynette puts it, "Sadly we can't afford Tom's midlife crisis any more." She's also been spotted selling cans at the recycling centre, which, as Gaby points out, is "half a step away from selling your eggs on the internet". Even Susan is forced to get a new job (well, she can't make much from illustrating children's books - we've hardly ever seen her put pen to paper). Only Bree and Gaby are on a financial upswing, with one of them buying a flash new car and the other getting her glamorous self back. You can probably work out which is which. But the key moment comes when Tom finally learns that creepy Dave is not his friend. Far from it, in fact . . . Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham
Teri Hatcher
Felicity Huffman
Marcia Cross
Eva Longoria Parker
Ricardo Antonio Chavira
Nicollette Sheridan
Doug Savant
Dana Delany
Neal McDonough
Brenda Strong
Mike Delfi no James Denton
Penny Scavo Kendall Applegate
Drama
. 13/24 .
1/1
Girls Aloud: Video Exclusive
Exclusive first play of Girls Aloud's new single, Untouchable.
Music and Arts
Shameless
Gritty comedy drama series set on a Manchester estate. Following Shane's accident, no one is sure if he will ever be the same again after he is left partially paralysed. Battle lines are drawn between Mimi and Kelly as they argue over who will help aid his recovery. With the departure of Monica, Norma is left contemplating her own future on the Chatsworth estate. With tension mounting in his marriage, Jamie settles back in with the Maguires.
Aaron McCusker
Kenny Doughty
Rebecca Atkinson
Elliott Tittensor
Sean Gilder
Drama
. 8/16 .
Anything Goes
Nothing but the latest and greatest music videos to start off the day.
Music and Arts
Six Degrees of Madonna
Six tenuous steps from Madonna and back again.
Music and Arts
Daniel Craig... Waking You Up
Rick Edwards talks to James Bond star Daniel Craig.
Music and Arts
Fresh Albums
Nick Grimshaw presents the latest videos from the biggest stars and takes a look at the week's new album releases.
Music and Arts
Smallville: Superman the Early Years
Fade
Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark saves a man who in gratitude decides to help Clark in return by using his ability to turn invisible and his skill as a hitman to kill Lex.
Tom Welling
Kristin Kreuk
Annette O'Toole
John Schneider
Michael Rosenbaum
Drama
One Tree Hill
American drama series. Nathan is the star of the high school basketball team and local town hero while Lucas is the only child of a single working mom. Now the two boys' lives collide when a twist of fate puts Lucas on Nathan's team and the half-brothers compete, not only for control of the court, but also for the heart of Nathan's beautiful girlfriend Peyton.
Chad Michael Murray
James Lafferty
Hilarie Burton
Barry Corbin
Moira Kelly
Drama
Gilmore Girls
Happy Birthday, Baby
Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Rory announces her decision to attend Yale. Lorelai deals with the rebuilding of the fire-damaged inn.
Lauren Graham
Alexis Bledel
Kelly Bishop
Edward Herrmann
Melissa McCarthy
Drama
Scrubs
My Drama Queen
American hospital sitcom. Carla postpones her lavish wedding plans when she gets some bad news. JD's relationship with Jamie becomes public knowledge.
Zach Braff
Donald Faison
Sarah Chalke
Ken Jenkins
Judy Reyes
John C McGinley
Sitcom
Scrubs
My Dream Job
American hospital sitcom. Spence pays his old buddies Turk and JD an unforgettable visit. Dr Kelso gets his comeuppance.
Zach Braff
Donald Faison
Sarah Chalke
Ken Jenkins
Judy Reyes
John C McGinley
Sitcom
Smallville: Superman the Early Years
Fade
Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark saves a man who in gratitude decides to help Clark in return by using his ability to turn invisible and his skill as a hitman to kill Lex.
Tom Welling
Kristin Kreuk
Annette O'Toole
John Schneider
Michael Rosenbaum
Drama
One Tree Hill
American drama series. Nathan is the star of the high school basketball team and local town hero while Lucas is the only child of a single working mom. Now the two boys' lives collide when a twist of fate puts Lucas on Nathan's team and the half-brothers compete, not only for control of the court, but also for the heart of Nathan's beautiful girlfriend Peyton.
Chad Michael Murray
James Lafferty
Hilarie Burton
Barry Corbin
Moira Kelly
Drama
Gilmore Girls
Happy Birthday, Baby
Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Rory announces her decision to attend Yale. Lorelai deals with the rebuilding of the fire-damaged inn.
Lauren Graham
Alexis Bledel
Kelly Bishop
Edward Herrmann
Melissa McCarthy
Drama
Hollyoaks
Nancy runs out of the flat having caught Ravi and Kris in a compromising position. Rhys gloats about all the girls he's chatting up behind the bar. Justin and Hannah are working together behind the SU bar and clashing all the time.
Jessica Fox
Stephen Uppal
Gerard McCarthy
Chris Fountain
Emma Rigby
Soap
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Joey and Chandler both miss living with each other, but neither will admit it until Chandler gets a new flatmate.
David Schwimmer
Courteney Cox
Matthew Perry
Jennifer Aniston
Matt LeBlanc
Lisa Kudrow
Sitcom
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Joey's remark to a fan magazine causes him to lose his role as Dr Ramoray in a popular daytime soap opera. Meanwhile, Chandler attempts to bond with his strange new flatmate.
David Schwimmer
Courteney Cox
Matthew Perry
Jennifer Aniston
Matt LeBlanc
Lisa Kudrow
Sitcom
Scrubs
My Drama Queen
American hospital sitcom. Carla postpones her lavish wedding plans when she gets some bad news. JD's relationship with Jamie becomes public knowledge.
Zach Braff
Donald Faison
Sarah Chalke
Ken Jenkins
Judy Reyes
John C McGinley
Sitcom
. 20/22 .
Scrubs
My Dream Job
American hospital sitcom. Spence pays his old buddies Turk and JD an unforgettable visit. Dr Kelso gets his comeuppance.
Zach Braff
Donald Faison
Sarah Chalke
Ken Jenkins
Judy Reyes
John C McGinley
Sitcom
. 21/22 .
Hollyoaks
Warren finds it hard to juggle his work life with looking after Spencer. Much to Ste's fury, Justin decides the only way to get some cash together is to sell the games console. Despite Steph's anger about Fernando's threat to her dance school, they agree to meet for a drink, leaving a jealous Cindy fuming. Carmel is dismayed to see Calvin in the village and tells him he's ruined all her respect for him.
Jamie Lomas
John Langford
Chris Fountain
Kieron Richardson
Carley Stenson
Soap
My Name Is Earl
BB
US comedy series. Earl attempts to cross out number 147 on his list: `Shot Gwen Waters with a BB Gun'. To make things right he must reunite Gwen with her estranged father which Earl finds increasingly difficult.
Jason Lee
Jaime Pressly
Ethan Suplee
Nadine Velazquez
Sitcom
. 22/24 .
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Joey and Chandler both miss living with each other, but neither will admit it until Chandler gets a new flatmate.
David Schwimmer
Courteney Cox
Matthew Perry
Jennifer Aniston
Matt LeBlanc
Lisa Kudrow
Sitcom
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Joey's remark to a fan magazine causes him to lose his role as Dr Ramoray in a popular daytime soap opera. Meanwhile, Chandler attempts to bond with his strange new flatmate.
David Schwimmer
Courteney Cox
Matthew Perry
Jennifer Aniston
Matt LeBlanc
Lisa Kudrow
Sitcom
Smallville: Superman the Early Years
Legion
Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Three superheroes from the future join Clark to try to defeat Brainiac.
Tom Welling
Kristin Kreuk
Annette O'Toole
Allison Mack
Michael Rosenbaum
Erica Durance
Drama
. 10/22 .
Smallville: Superman the Early Years
Bulletproof
Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark goes undercover. Lana confronts Tess.
Tom Welling
Kristin Kreuk
Annette O'Toole
Allison Mack
Michael Rosenbaum
Erica Durance
Drama
. 11/22 .
Shameless
Gritty comedy drama series set on a Manchester estate. The Gallaghers receive a letter from Liam's school summoning both of his parents to see the head teacher. Patrick becomes increasingly agitated as Mimi takes control of his addiction. Tension between Jamie and Karen reaches breaking point when Karen sacks Jamie. Jamie demands his share of The Jockey in cash, and Karen's worst fears are realised when Joe steps in to buy Jamie out.
Aaron McCusker
Kenny Doughty
Rebecca Atkinson
Elliott Tittensor
Sean Gilder
Drama
. 9/16 .
Skins
Drama series following the chaotic lives of a group of Bristol teenagers. When Katie refuses to leave the house, Emily disguises herself as her sister and sits an exam on her behalf. Naomi turns down Emily's offer to accompany her to the college ball, breaking Emily's fragile heart. Katie hatches a plan which results in a momentous showdown.
Nicholas Hoult
Harry Enfield
Mike Bailey
Georgina Moffat
Drama
Scrubs
My Drama Queen
American hospital sitcom. Carla postpones her lavish wedding plans when she gets some bad news. JD's relationship with Jamie becomes public knowledge.
Zach Braff
Donald Faison
Sarah Chalke
Ken Jenkins
Judy Reyes
John C McGinley
Sitcom
Scrubs
My Dream Job
American hospital sitcom. Spence pays his old buddies Turk and JD an unforgettable visit. Dr Kelso gets his comeuppance.
Zach Braff
Donald Faison
Sarah Chalke
Ken Jenkins
Judy Reyes
John C McGinley
Sitcom
My Name Is Earl
BB
US comedy series. Earl attempts to cross out number 147 on his list: `Shot Gwen Waters with a BB Gun'. To make things right he must reunite Gwen with her estranged father which Earl finds increasingly difficult.
Jason Lee
Jaime Pressly
Ethan Suplee
Nadine Velazquez
Sitcom
Dark Angel
I and I Am a Camera
Sci-fi drama series set in 2019, after a shockwave has left the US poverty-stricken. An apparent stalker becomes an unlikely ally, when Max and Logan investigate the murders of a group of recent parolees.
Jessica Alba
Michael Weatherly
John Savage
Valarie Rae Miller
Richard Gunn
Nana Visitor
Drama
Beauty and the Geek
New series of the US game show. The search for the ultimate odd couple concludes as the two remaining pairs battle it out to be crowned victors.
Entertainment
Hollyoaks
Nancy runs out of the flat having caught Ravi and Kris in a compromising position. Rhys gloats about all the girls he's chatting up behind the bar. Justin and Hannah are working together behind the SU bar and clashing all the time.
Jessica Fox
Stephen Uppal
Gerard McCarthy
Chris Fountain
Emma Rigby
Soap
Switched
US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. Jewish competitive swimmer Justin travels from a below-freezing climate to the sunnier weather of California, where he performs in a prom fashion show. Meanwhile, his Buddhist counterpart Sip gets a leg cramp during swim practice, tries to swim the 100 metres, and meets a 100-plus-year-old great-grandmother at a Shabbat dinner.
Documentary
Switched
US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. Ballet dancer Drew is not happy when he learns that he is switching lives with platoon sergeant Tyler in military school. As Drew wakes up at dawn and learns how to do morning formations, Tyler puts on a pair of tights, learns how to do pilates and performs a pas de deux.
Documentary
Anything Goes
Nothing but the latest and greatest music videos to start off the day.
Music and Arts
Anything Goes
Nothing but the latest and greatest music videos to start off the day.
Music and Arts
Six Degrees of Michael Jackson
Six tenuous steps from Michael Jackson and back again.
Music and Arts
Clive Owen... Waking You Up
An interview with actor Clive Owen.
Music and Arts
Fresh Stuff
Nick Grimshaw presents the latest videos from the biggest artists and hot new tracks.
Music and Arts
Smallville: Superman the Early Years
Oracle
Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark is stunned to see his father's ghost at the graveyard, but becomes even more confused when Jonathan tells him to kill Lionel.
Tom Welling
Kristin Kreuk
Annette O'Toole
John Schneider
Michael Rosenbaum
Drama
One Tree Hill
The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
American drama series. Lucas decides to quit the team after failing his first varsity basketball game.
Chad Michael Murray
James Lafferty
Hilarie Burton
Barry Corbin
Moira Kelly
Drama
Gilmore Girls
Keg! Max!
Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Lorelai and Rory don't know how to spend a free evening, while Emily and Richard become friendly at the party they are hosting.
Lauren Graham
Alexis Bledel
Kelly Bishop
Edward Herrmann
Melissa McCarthy
Drama
Scrubs
My Own American Girl
American hospital sitcom. Elliot decides to effect a makeover of her life and personal style, after realising that nothing good has happened to her since she started at Sacred Heart.
Zach Braff
Donald Faison
Sarah Chalke
Ken Jenkins
Judy Reyes
John C McGinley
Sitcom
Scrubs
My Journey
American hospital sitcom. As Turk's wedding day approaches, JD feels that Turk is treating their friendship as second best to his relationship with Carla.
Zach Braff
Donald Faison
Sarah Chalke
Judy Reyes
Ken Jenkins
John C McGinley
Sitcom
Smallville: Superman the Early Years
Oracle
Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark is stunned to see his father's ghost at the graveyard, but becomes even more confused when Jonathan tells him to kill Lionel.
Tom Welling
Kristin Kreuk
Annette O'Toole
John Schneider
Michael Rosenbaum
Drama
One Tree Hill
The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
American drama series. Lucas decides to quit the team after failing his first varsity basketball game.
Chad Michael Murray
James Lafferty
Hilarie Burton
Barry Corbin
Moira Kelly
Drama
Gilmore Girls
Keg! Max!
Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Lorelai and Rory don't know how to spend a free evening, while Emily and Richard become friendly at the party they are hosting.
Lauren Graham
Alexis Bledel
Kelly Bishop
Edward Herrmann
Melissa McCarthy
Drama
Hollyoaks
Sasha gets a call from Warren which raises Calvin's suspicions. Steph and Sarah's plot to poach a rival dance school's students goes awry when they meet the instructor. Nancy is still torn between Ravi and Kris, and so decides to be with both of them.
Nathalie Emmanuel
Jamie Lomas
Ricky Whittle
Carley Stenson
Loui Batley
Jessica Fox
Soap
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Chandler decides that he wants his annoying roommate to move out, but getting rid of him is not easy. Meanwhile, Joey has trouble coming to grips with the death of Drake Ramoray, and, more pertinently, the accompanying change in his lifestyle.
David Schwimmer
Courteney Cox
Matthew Perry
Jennifer Aniston
Matt LeBlanc
Lisa Kudrow
Sitcom
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe becomes depressed when she discovers that not all films have happy endings.
Jennifer Aniston
Courteney Cox
Matthew Perry
David Schwimmer
Lisa Kudrow
Matt LeBlanc
Sitcom
Scrubs
My Own American Girl
American hospital sitcom. Elliot decides to effect a makeover of her life and personal style, after realising that nothing good has happened to her since she started at Sacred Heart.
Zach Braff
Donald Faison
Sarah Chalke
Ken Jenkins
Judy Reyes
John C McGinley
Sitcom
. 0/22 .
Scrubs
My Journey
American hospital sitcom. As Turk's wedding day approaches, JD feels that Turk is treating their friendship as second best to his relationship with Carla.
Zach Braff
Donald Faison
Sarah Chalke
Judy Reyes
Ken Jenkins
John C McGinley
Sitcom
. 1/22 .
Hollyoaks
Ravi and Kris arrange to go on a date together, making Nancy more than a little uneasy. Carmel tells Calvin she saw Sasha and Warren together. Steph asks Fernando to join her business.
Stephen Uppal
Gerard McCarthy
Jessica Fox
Gemma Merna
Ricky Whittle
Soap
My Name Is Earl
Number One
US comedy series. Earl decides to cross number one off his list: stealing ten dollars from a guy at Camden market. But he realises that he owes him much more than that.
Jason Lee
Jaime Pressly
Ethan Suplee
Nadine Velazquez
Sitcom
. 23/24 .
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Chandler decides that he wants his annoying roommate to move out, but getting rid of him is not easy. Meanwhile, Joey has trouble coming to grips with the death of Drake Ramoray, and, more pertinently, the accompanying change in his lifestyle.
David Schwimmer
Courteney Cox
Matthew Perry
Jennifer Aniston
Matt LeBlanc
Lisa Kudrow
Sitcom
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe becomes depressed when she discovers that not all films have happy endings.
Jennifer Aniston
Courteney Cox
Matthew Perry
David Schwimmer
Lisa Kudrow
Matt LeBlanc
Sitcom
Down to You
This over-egged teenage romance details the relationship between two New York college kids (attractively played by Freddie Prinze Jr and Julia Stiles), from starting out to falling out to starting over. The production values are high, and there's a fine supporting performance from Henry Winkler as Prinze Jr's TV chef dad, but Kris Isacsson's film is marred by irritating voiceovers, asides to camera and loads of cracker-barrel philosophising about life and love. The picture would have benefited from a simpler, less smart-aleck approach.
Kris Isacsson
Freddie Prinze Jr
Julia Stiles
Shawn Hatosy
Selma Blair
Zak Orth
Ashton Kutcher
Rosario Dawson
Henry Winkler
2000
Film
12
2/5
Skins
Drama series following the chaotic lives of a group of Bristol teenagers. When Katie refuses to leave the house, Emily disguises herself as her sister and sits an exam on her behalf. Naomi turns down Emily's offer to accompany her to the college ball, breaking Emily's fragile heart. Katie hatches a plan which results in a momentous showdown.
Nicholas Hoult
Harry Enfield
Mike Bailey
Georgina Moffat
Drama
. 8/10 .
Blanche Fury
This dark, brooding tale about inheritance and forbidden passion is set in a rambling English country home and stars an impressive Stewart Granger as a maverick estate manager. Granger is pitted against the best that British melodrama had to offer at the time, including Valerie Hobson in the title role, Maurice Denham and Michael Gough. The late 1940s saw many examples of this type of movie, set against a backdrop of tall iron gates, with stooped retainers and timely thunderstorms. It also has the benefit of an excellent screenplay and some taut direction from Marc Allÿýet. Yet it's the distinctive atmosphere that lingers in the memory.
Marc Allÿýet
Valerie Hobson
Stewart Granger
Walter Fitzgerald
Michael Gough
Maurice Denham
Sybilla Binder
Edward Lexy
Allan Jeayes
Suzanne Gibbs
Ernest Jay
George Woodbridge
Arthur Wontner
Amy Veness
M E Clifton-James
1948
Film
PG
4/5
The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw
This is the first ever western shot in Spain, its standing set later used for Sergio Leone's Dollars trilogy. The title role in this super spoof is played by British actor Kenneth More at his most diffident, and the director is the great Raoul Walsh, who films in the grand tradition of the genre. Fifties sex symbol Jayne Mansfield provides the love interest and there's a touching musical interlude in which she croons In the Valley of Love, dubbed by Connie Francis. The film's soundtrack is especially witty - check out that primitive car in Robert Morley's garage - and there's the added value of an entertaining Anglo-American supporting cast. Did you know that, with his roles in this film, Ramsbottom Rides Again and Carry On Cowboy, Sidney James appeared in all three British westerns?
Raoul Walsh
Kenneth More
Jayne Mansfield
Henry Hull
William Campbell
Bruce Cabot
Robert Morley
Ronald Squire
David Horne
Eynon Evans
Reed De Rouen
Sidney James
1958
Film
U
4/5
Heaven Can Wait
This witty satire masquerading as a 20th Century Fox family saga gets its title from the prologue in which the Devil (Laird Cregar) sits in judgement on Don Ameche in a gloriously Technicolored hell, from where Ameche reviews his life. This is as good as Ameche gets; not only is he perfectly cast, but also brilliantly directed by the comic genius Ernst Lubitsch, working in colour for the first time. The film has great warmth, charm and honesty, and grows on you until, at the end, you're sorry to leave. Gene Tierney has never looked lovelier - and that's really saying something - nor The Merry Widow been used more emotively. Each viewing confirms this film's growing status as a classic.
Ernst Lubitsch
Gene Tierney
Don Ameche
Charles Coburn
Marjorie Main
Laird Cregar
Spring Byington
Allyn Joslyn
Eugene Pallette
Signe Hasso
Louis Calhern
Helen Reynolds
Aubrey Mather
1943
Film
U
5/5
The Man Who Knew Too Little
As the parodic Hitchcock title suggests, this sweet-natured Bill Murray comedy is an entertaining throwback to the espionage thrillers of yesteryear. Murray plays a naive, slow-witted videostore clerk, who unwittingly becomes entangled in an assassination plot while visiting his brother (Peter Gallagher) in London, the inspired twist being that Murray thinks it's all part of a participatory drama group known as the "Theatre of Life". It's enjoyable to see the normally vitriolic comedian as an Inspector Clouseau-esque bumbling dimwit, even if the one-joke premise does eventually start to lose its lustre. There's great British comic support, too, from Alfred Molina as a Russian hitman and Richard Wilson as a corrupt government agent.
Jon Amiel
Bill Murray
Peter Gallagher
Joanne Whalley-Kilmer [Joanne Whalley]
Alfred Molina
Richard Wilson (3)
Geraldine James
John Standing
Anna Chancellor
John Thomson
Dexter Fletcher
J E Freeman
Maxwell Caulfield
1997
Film
12
3/5
The X-Files
The TV phenomenon of the 1990s makes an effortless transition to the big screen, and, while the plot remains firmly grounded in the themes of the series, the uninitiated should not feel put off, as this plays equally well as a classy conspiracy thriller. Here, intrepid FBI duo Mulder and Scully (David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson) investigate an explosion at a federal building and stumble across the biggest alien cover-up in the world's history. Director Rob Bowman (who has also worked on the series) is faithful to the show's paranoiac roots, but gleefully opens the action out to stage some spectacular set pieces. He is well served by his leads, and by the likes of Martin Landau, Armin Mueller-Stahl and John Neville.
Rob Bowman
David Duchovny
Gillian Anderson
John Neville
William B Davis
Martin Landau
Mitch Pileggi
Armin Mueller-Stahl
Dean Haglund
Tom Braidwood
Bruce Harwood
1998
Film
15
4/5
Blade II
Mexican genre maestro Guillermo del Toro (Cronos, Mimic) took over the directing duties for this episode in the Daywalker chronicles, based on the character from cult Marvel comic Tomb of Dracula. Pitching the moody half-vampire/half-human Blade (Wesley Snipes) as a sort of nocturnal James Bond with gadgets and gimmicks galore, the film's unrelenting action kicks in within seconds and never flags. This time Blade reluctantly joins forces with vampire overlord Damaskinos (Thomas Kretschmann) to wipe out the Reapers - a new breed of super-vampire unaffected by most traditional methods of eradication - who are cutting a swathe through both the human and undead communities in Prague. It's a fabulous-looking package, elegantly orchestrated by del Toro, who has an unerring eye for undead iconography, which he takes to visually imaginative extremes. While it has zero character substance and isn't remotely scary, Blade II at least unapologetically delivers the requisite amount of attitude, splatter and grisly shock-horror.
Guillermo del Toro
Wesley Snipes
Kris Kristofferson
Ron Perlman
Leonor Varela
Norman Reedus
Thomas Kretschmann
Luke Goss
Matthew Schulze [Matt Schulze]
Danny John-Jules
Donnie Yen
Karel Roden
Marit Velle Kile
Tony Curran
2002
Film
18
3/5
La Antena
The continuing strength of Argentinian cinema is demonstrated by Esteban Sapir's dazzlingly inventive fantasy. Pleasingly intricate and packed with stock heroes and villains, it's set in the "City without a Voice", whose population has been struck dumb by the TV broadcasts of the sinisterly omnipresent Alejandro Urdapilleta. Revelling in his devilry, Urdapilleta enlists medical sidekick Carlos Pineiro and rodent-like henchman Raÿýl Hochman to target unassuming inventor Rafael Ferro. He alone can save mystery singer Florencia Raggi and her eyeless son, and frustrate Urdapilleta's plan to steal the very words out of the citizenry's mouths. Drawing on the look and mood of such expressionist classics as Metropolis, this is a brilliant pastiche of silent screen style. Its inspired use of captions, superimposition, silhouette and studio-bound dÿýr even surpasses that of Guy Maddin's majestic 1992 melodrama Careful. A gem.
Esteban Sapir
Alejandro Urdapilleta
Valeria Bertuccelli
Julieta Cardinali
Rafael Ferro
Raÿýl Hochman
Sol Moreno
Jonathan Sandor
Carlos Piÿýeiro
Florencia Raggi
2007
Film
PG
4/5
Let's Make Love
Marilyn Monroe's penultimate film has always been underrated by both critics and Monroe fans alike, but this musical actually contains some fabulous routines from the star. The lightweight plot - a trifle about a slumming billionaire - was originally created with Gregory Peck in mind. In the sophisticated hands of "woman's" director George Cukor, it becomes a fascinating study of Monroe's sexuality, helped by the fact that she and Peck's replacement, French heart-throb Yves Montand, were amorously involved in real life at the time. British import Frankie Vaughan barely gets a look-in, apart from a few duets with Monroe, but Marilyn's breathtaking solo on My Heart Belongs to Daddy, stunningly choreographed for CinemaScope by Jack Cole, of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes fame, is a Monroe career highlight. Oh, and don't miss guest stars Bing Crosby, Gene Kelly and Milton Berle they all add to the delightful streak of contemporary satire running through the film.
George Cukor
Marilyn Monroe
Yves Montand
Tony Randall
Frankie Vaughan
Wilfrid Hyde White
David Burns
Michael David
Mara Lynn
Dennis King Jr
Joe Besser
Bing Crosby
Gene Kelly
Milton Berle
1960
Film
U
4/5
Never Love a Stranger
John Drew Barrymore stars as a Jewish orphan who becomes a New York crime kingpin in this tacky mixture of Dead End Kids-style schmaltz and Mob warfare, covering the early years of the 20th century to the Depression. Produced and co-written by Harold Robbins from his own potboiling novel, the only reason to watch today is for Steve McQueen (billed as Steven) in his first significant screen role as Barrymore's teenage buddy who grows up to become assistant DA.
Robert Stevens
John Drew Barrymore
Lita Milan
Robert Bray
Steven McQueen [Steve McQueen (1)]
Salem Ludwig
Douglas Rodgers
1958
Film
PG
2/5
Heaven Can Wait
This updated version of the 1941 film Here Comes Mr Jordan is one of the few remakes that is almost as good as the original. Warren Beatty co-directs and stars as the football player accidentally selected to die after a car accident. Realising he has been called before his time, Beatty bargains with celestial James Mason and gets the chance to live again but in someone else's body, that of a wealthy businessman whose wife is plotting to kill him. Well played, well written (by Beatty and Elaine May) and well directed, this is one of the highlights of Beatty's career and an enjoyable whimsical delight.
Warren Beatty, Buck Henry
Warren Beatty
Julie Christie
James Mason
Jack Warden
Charles Grodin
Dyan Cannon
Buck Henry
Vincent Gardenia
Joseph Maher
Hamilton Camp
Arthur Malet
Stephanie Faracy
Jeannie Linero
Harry D K Wong
Larry Block
Frank Campanella
Bill Sorrells
Joseph K Makel
Keene Curtis
William Larsen
Morgan Farley
William Bogert
1978
Film
PG
4/5
Addams Family Values
This delightful follow-up to The Addams Family is blessed with an even blacker vein of humour than the original. Gomez and Morticia (Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston) have a new baby, much to the displeasure of their other children (Christina Ricci and Jimmy Workman), while Fester has fallen under the spell of the youngster's scheming black widow nanny (Joan Cusack). Once again, the playing is faultless, but it is Ricci who effortlessly steals the show, whether trying to bump off her new sibling or creating havoc at an all-American summer camp. The sets are wonderful, the cinematography exquisite and Barry Sonnenfeld's direction is exhilarating. The perfect antidote to more traditional, sentimental family fare.
Barry Sonnenfeld
Anjelica Huston
Raul Julia
Christopher Lloyd
Joan Cusack
Christina Ricci
Carol Kane
Jimmy Workman
Kristin Hooper
Carel Struycken
David Krumholtz
Christopher Hart
Dana Ivey
Peter MacNicol
Christine Baranski
Mercedes McNab
Sam McMurray
Harriet Sansom Harris
Julie Halston
Barry Sonnenfeld
Kaitlyn Hooper
1993
Film
PG
4/5
Fantastic Four
This comic-book adaptation tries hard, but Fantastic Four fails on too many levels to compete with the likes of Spider-Man. The uninspired storyline sees the members of a space expedition - Ioan Gruffudd, Michael Chiklis, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Julian McMahon - travel through a strange cosmic storm that gives them all different superpowers (stretchiness, brute strength, invisibility, flammable tendencies, the ability to manipulate electricity). As McMahon turns evil (not to mention camp) and the remaining foursome try to stop him, what should be colourful fun turns rather inert and lifeless. Evans and Chiklis lend some life to the team's adventures as rock-like "the Thing" and fire-boy "the Human Torch", and there is at least one decent sustained action scene. But The Incredibles did the whole family of superheroes thing with much more wit, grace and pizzazz.
Tim Story
Ioan Gruffudd
Jessica Alba
Chris Evans
Michael Chiklis
Julian McMahon
Hamish Linklater
Kerry Washington
Laurie Holden
David Parker
Kevin McNulty
Stan Lee
2005
Film
PG
2/5
24 Hour Party People
Prolific director Michael Winterbottom is unafraid of mythologising a slice of recent musical/cultural history in this comedy drama, which tells the story of the rise and fall of Manchester's Factory Records and the world-famous Hacienda nightclub. Using TV presenter and Factory impresario Tony Wilson to tell the tale - often directly to camera - is the movie's masterstroke. Wilson, played with relish by Steve Coogan, is in real life a self-publicist of gigantic proportions, so when he compares shambolic Happy Mondays singer Shaun Ryder (an uncanny impersonation by Danny Cunningham) to WB Yeats, you take it with a pinch of salt but buy into it anyway. Unlikely to make sense to anyone who didn't experience the music and mania of the "Madchester" years - and yet bound to enrage those who were there with its flippant abuse of documentary truth - this is an infectious, well-cast blend of evocative energy, fine vintage music and irreverent humour.
Michael Winterbottom
Steve Coogan
Lennie James
Shirley Henderson
Paddy Considine
Andy Serkis
Sean Harris
John Simm
Ralf Little
Danny Cunningham
Chris Coghill
Paul Popplewell
Keith Allen
Rob Brydon
Enzo Cilenti
Ron Cook
Dave Gorman
Peter Kay
Simon Pegg
John Thomson
Tony Wilson
Christopher Eccleston
Mark E Smith
Howard Devoto
Paul Ryder
Margi Clarke
Fiona Allen
Clint Boon
Martin Coogan
Martin Hancock
James Cartwright
2001
Film
18
4/5
1/1
Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.
Game show
Room for Improvement
Angus Purden and David Wellman present a home improvement series which helps those who want to refurbish and expand their current property. Keith and Sharon Popplewell turn their utility area into a stunning Victorian hallway in their Sheffield home.
Interests
Room for Improvement
Home improvement series. Today, Angus Purden and Dave Wellman help a couple from Chingford knock through their separate toilet into the bathroom and transform it into an Art Deco style.
Interests
Location, Location, Location
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present the series offering advice on buying a new home. This edition features a young family who look to the borders of England and Wales when the unexpected arrival of twins makes a bigger property necessary. With a budget of 260,000 pounds, they search for a period house with a large garden.
Consumer
The Fighting Seabees
Although denied military service during the Second World War, John Wayne did his fair share of fighting on screen in propaganda movies like this one, which is based on a true story. He stars as the boss of a construction company who orders his workers to take up arms against the invading Japanese. It's the one where Wayne's hot-headedness causes his buddy's death, leading him to demolish all the enemy in sight, blasting his way to glory. Well, Borden Chase's screenplay worked then, and it almost works now, and if you're a fan of the Duke, give it a try. By the way, Wayne's leading lady is the young Susan Hayward.
Edward Ludwig
John Wayne
Susan Hayward
Dennis O'Keefe
William Frawley
Leonid Kinskey
Jim Kerrigan [J M Kerrigan]
Grant Withers
Paul Fix
Ben Welden
William Forrest
Addison Richards
Jay Norris
Duncan Renaldo
1944
Film
U
3/5
Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.
Game show
Come Dine with Me
Dinner party reality competition. Tonight, Aussie smoothie Chris D'Sylva, a laid-back drinks PR, prepares a menu of squid ink ravioli and tuna carpaccio, followed by lamb, with panna cotta for dessert.
Documentary
The Coach Trip
Reality show. The fourteen tourists on a trans-European journey reach Linz in Austria where the driver has a difference of opinion with one of the passengers. Phil and Pasquale find an odd way to settle a dispute, but the group have a convivial lunchtime boat trip on the Danube.
Documentary
A Place in the Sun: Home or Away
English Riviera vs La Rochelle
Series in which property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help people trying to decide whether to buy in the UK or abroad. Yorkshire cafe owners Julie and David want to set themselves up as hoteliers with savings of 500,000 pounds, but cannot choose between the area around Torquay or the French town of La Rochelle.
Interests
How Clean Is Your House?
Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie travel the country looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Frustrated diva Michelle Jay spends all her time singing karaoke in bars and admits she hasn't cleaned her maisonette in south London for nearly 20 years. She's so embarrased by the layers of filth that she never invites guests over.
Documentary
How Clean Is Your House?
Series looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Kim and Aggie help artist and art dealer Phyllis Gorlick-King to get her very grand but very dirty house in Kensington, West London back to its former glory.
Documentary
Relocation, Relocation
Property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present a series helping people find both a place in the country and a pied-a-terre in town. Mark Thomas and Alice Green want to move out of Marylebone and find a family home on the Kent coast and a London crash-pad.
Documentary
Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.
Game show
Grand Designs
Series following Britain's most ambitious house-building projects. Andrew and Lowri Davies set out to build an environmentally friendly farmhouse in rural Wales. They opted for some state-of-the-art experimental building materials but their budget spiraled out of control. Kevin McCloud catches up with the family to see if their project was truly the answer to their dreams.
Interests
More4 News
Alex Thomson hosts the weekday news programme, presenting the latest headlines and inviting views from a wide range of guests.
News and Current Affairs
Unreported World
Nigeria: Child Brides
Documentary series on topical global issues. Ramita Navai reports from Nigeria on the consequences of child marriage. In the country's northern states, nearly half of all girls are married by the age of 15, often to much older men. Navai learns that young brides are having babies from the age of 12, and suffer devastating physical and emotional wounds as a result.
Documentary
Come Dine with Me
Cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner host. Four more competitors from Devon attempt to plan the perfect dinner party and scoop the 1,000 pound prize.
Documentary
True Stories
Grizzly Man
Widely acclaimed by critics and industry peers as one of the best documentaries of 2005, Werner Herzog's film offers a superb study of nature - both human and animal - in all its savage beauty, cruelty and absurdity. Star of the show Timothy Treadwell was a dropout who found redemption living among grizzly bears in the Alaskan wilds for 13 summers, until one of them killed him and his girlfriend, Amie Huguenard. Herzog knits together spectacular amateur footage shot by Treadwell with original interview material, to unfold the grizzly man's story. The result provides a salutary lesson in the dangers of over-romanticising wild animals, as well as a fascinating glimpse into a well-intentioned but very troubled soul. Despite its tragic trajectory, the director's wry sense of humour often sparkles through, and Herzog fans won't fail to spot the parallels with the other dreamers and madmen who have populated both his fiction and non-fiction work. A sparse and lovely score by Richard Thompson and some glorious images of bears round out a near-flawless package.
Werner Herzog
Timothy Treadwell
Amie Huguenard
Werner Herzog
Warren Queeney
Willy Fulton
2005
Film
1/1
In the Edges: The Grizzly Man Sessions
Documentary chronicling the creation of the score for Werner Herzog's documentary Grizzly Man.
Documentary
Come Dine with Me
Cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner host. Four more competitors from Devon attempt to plan the perfect dinner party and scoop the 1,000 pound prize.
Documentary
True Stories
Grizzly Man
Documentary telling the story of controversial animal rights activist Timothy Treadwell, who lived among wild grizzly bears in Alaska's Katmai National Park before he and his girlfriend were mauled to death by one. The Sundance-winning documentary features Treadwell's own film footage, interspersed with the thoughts of friends, family and animal experts.
Documentary
Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.
Game show
Room for Improvement
Angus Purden and David Wellman present a home improvement series which helps those who want to refurbish and expand their current property. Today, they are in Kensington to help journalist Liz Hodgekinson extend the narrow kitchen of her terraced house on a budget of 25,000 pounds.
Interests
Room for Improvement
Home improvement series. Angus Purden and Dave Wellman help a couple from Penarth, Wales transform their garden with a swimming pool and sitting area for 15,000 pounds.
Interests
Location, Location, Location
Brighton
Series offering advice on buying a new home. Elizabeth Lewis has just given up a high-powered job as a head hunter in London and is looking for a one-bedroomed flat in Kemptown, the trendy central area of Brighton.
Consumer
Dakota Incident
This dire western - a pale imitation of Stagecoach - has an adequate cast headed by Dale Robertson and Linda Darnell that is hamstrung by pretentious dialogue and fuzzy characterisations. After interminable scenes in town, setting up the boring characters, hopes rise when they set off on the stage, but this only leads to more excessive gabbing when the travellers take cover in a dry waterhole after being attacked by Cheyenne Indians. It's a particular relief when Ward Bond's foolish windbag of a senator discovers that his sympathy for the tribesmen is not reciprocated.
Lewis R Foster
Dale Robertson
Linda Darnell
John Lund
Ward Bond
Regis Toomey
Skip Homeier
1956
Film
U
1/5
Tate Modern
Distortion
Educational programme for 14- to 19-year-olds looking at the collection of the Tate Modern art gallery in London. Works by Rodin, Boccioni and Picasso are analysed with regard to distorted perspectives.
Education
Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.
Game show
Come Dine with Me
Dinner party reality competition. Tonight's host is local radio DJ Bill Buckley. A perfectionist, he's planned his menu of prawn mousse, baked skate and chocolate cheesecake with military precision, right down to setting aside time to clean his drains before the guests arrive.
Documentary
The Coach Trip
Reality show. The fourteen tourists continue their trans-European coach trip which reaches Vienna, the Austrian capital. A game of animal charades is a prelude to a tour of the oldest zoo in the world.
Documentary
A Place in the Sun: Home or Away
Snowdonia/Brittany
Series in which property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help people trying to decide whether to buy in the UK or abroad. Guy Adams and Teresa Jenkins want to open their own B & B but can't decide between Snowdonia or Brittany. Teresa wants to return to her Welsh roots, but Guy feels a move to France would be the perfect place for a fresh start. With a budget of 700,000 pounds to spend, will they stay in the UK or take a risk and move overseas?
Interests
How Clean Is Your House?
Series in which hygeine gurus Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie travel the country looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Tiggi and Lee share their house with their two children and an array of exotic pets including a lobster and a tarantula. However, the real creepy-crawlies are to be found hovering around the chicken bones on the kitchen floor and the rotten food in the bedrooms.
Documentary
How Clean Is Your House?
Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie travel the country looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. The Massinghams left London for the good life in the country, but ten years on, their farmhouse is more like a pig sty.
Documentary
Relocation, Relocation
Property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present a series helping people find both a place in the country and a pied-a-terre in town. Sophie Jackson and Walid Adbel Azim have discovered that it is cheaper to commute to Lyon than London, and want to relocate there, with an additional flat near Heathrow, from Devizes. But with cheap French property almost gone, it will be a difficult hunt.
Documentary
Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.
Game show
Grand Designs Revisited
Kevin McCloud revisits Monty Ravenscroft and Clare Loewe in their extraordinary experimental home in Peckham, and discovers whether the compact home suits their newly-expanded family.
Interests
More4 News
Alex Thomson hosts the weekday news programme, presenting the latest headlines and inviting views from a wide range of guests.
News and Current Affairs
Unreported World
Venezuela: Cult of the Thugs
Documentary series on topical global issues. An investigation into a mystical Venezuelan cult that worships the spirits of dead Robin Hood style gangsters, amid a crime wave that the police seem unable to contain. In an ancient ceremony on the slopes of Quilbayo mountain, thousands of pilgrims converge to invoke the healing powers of ancestral spirits. Yet, there is concern that Spiritism is turning gangsters from criminals into saviours.
Documentary
Dispatches
Confessions of a Nurse
Documentary investigating whether patient care is being compromised in NHS hospitals. In candid interviews nurses describe what life is really like on many wards, speak of their frustrations with existing systems and make shocking admissions. Patients and relatives describe horrendous experiences in hospitals as a result of inadequate nursing care, revealing a potential crisis at the heart of the health service.
Documentary
Father Ted
The Plague
Father Dougal is excited about his new rabbit, Sampras. Bishop Brennan is due to arrive to investigate a case of suspected nude sleepwalking by Father Jack.
Dermot Morgan
Ardal O'Hanlon
Frank Kelly
Sitcom
. 5/10 .
The IT Crowd
Calendar Geeks
Sitcom set in an IT department. In the final episode of the third series, Reynholm Industries are proud to announce their first, sexy nude calendar, featuring employees.
Chris O'Dowd
Katherine Parkinson
Richard Ayoade
Comedy
. 5/6 .
TV Heaven, Telly Hell
Sean Lock hosts a comedy chat show in which celebrity guests review the TV shows they have loved and loathed. Peep Show's David Mitchell talks about 70s sitcom Terry and June and religious programme Heaven and Earth.
Comedy
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
Gordon Ramsay continues to pass on his advice to failing restaurants with the Curry Lounge in Nottingham coming under his critical eye. Since January it has been run by a former sales director but his lack of expertise has seen business taking a downturn after a promising start. As the staff lose faith in the concept of a curry house that allows customers to create their own dishes, Ramsay is challenged to restore confidence in the enterprise.
Interests
. 6/8 .
Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends
Something's Stinky in Sunny Patch
Animation based on the best-selling children's books. Shimmer is suspected when someone eats the bark off Mr Mantis's house.
Children
The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
Backwards
Children's animation which inspires kids to create weird and wonderful things out of everyday objects. When Bill and Corky find Dandy the fairy speaking and flying backwards, they travel to Fairyland to investigate. They discover that everything in Fairyland is backwards. Is there any way they can fix things?
Animation
Fireman Sam
Fit for Nothing
Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. The firemen are training hard to appear in a calendar of 'Wales's Fittest Firefighters'. Who will be the fittest?
Children
Bird Bath
The Peacock
Preschool cartoon series charting the adventures of Bob Robin, Mo Sparrow and their friends gathered round the birdbath. A posh peacock arrives in the garden and starts showing off. The birds try to get him to fly away but he refuses, saying he's too pretty to fly.
Children
The Beeps
Beepside the Seaside
Preschool animation. The Beeps build the biggest sandcastle that Beep Island has ever seen, but they forget to build a drawbridge. When the sea comes in they become trapped inside. Who can rescue them from their own castle?
Children
Music Box Animations
Derek and Jen present an animated version of a traditional nursery rhyme with a Milkshake! twist.
Children
Olivia
Olivia's Snow Day
Enchanting CGI animation. Olivia takes to the streets with Julian as her cameraman to report on the day's happenings. The big story is a sighting of the Abominable Snowman. Can it be true?
Children
Little Princess
I Want My Crayons
Animated series narrated by Julian Clary, featuring the voice of Jane Horrocks. The princess has a shiny new colouring set. When the crayons begin to disappear from their box, the princess starts accusing members of the household.
Children
Chiro
Let's Share
Charming CGI animation series following the adventures of three chicks and their cardboard animal friends as they learn about the square-shaped world around them. Chiro and his friends raid Ullala's pantry and gorge themselves on treats until the cupboard is bare. What will they do to repay Ullala's unwitting generosity?
Children
The Mr. Men Show
Adventure
Colourful animated sketch show based on Roger Hargreaves's original characters. Mr Bump falls for bungee jumping; Mr Stubborn leads a potholing expedition; and Little Miss Helpful organises a safari trip.
Children
Make Way for Noddy
Noddy Gets Lost
Children's animated series. Noddy, in an effort to show what a good driver he is, refuses to take directions from Tessie Bear and gets lost.
Children
Fifi and the Flowertots
Runaway Mo
Animation about a mischievous young flower girl. Stingo takes Mo for a spin without asking Fifi first, and the tots must step in when the runaway mower goes out of control.
Children
Milkshake! Show Songs
I Cant Help Feeling Egyptian
Children's entertainment show. The Milkshake! presenters perform some of their favourite songs.
Children
Peppa Pig
Fancy Dress Party
Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George have a fancy-dress party and all their friends are invited. Peppa dresses as a fairy princess and George as a scary dinosaur.
Children
Peppa Pig
Daddy's Movie Camera
Animation about a lovable young pig. Daddy gets a new movie camera. First, Peppa shows him how to work it, and then he records Peppa saying 'hello'.
Children
Thomas & Friends
Emily's Adventure
Timeless TV series based on the much-loved books by the Reverend W Awdry, following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. A fierce storm sweeps across the Island of Sodor and blows the roof off Farmer McColl's barn. The Fat Controller sends Emily to fetch some timber for a new roof, but the storm has caused a lot of damage to the rail tracks.
Children
Pocoyo
Mad Mix Machine
Stephen Fry narrates this children's animation based on the exploits of a fun-loving little boy. Pocoyo finds a super machine that mixes objects and makes special new toys. But when Pocoyo puts his friends' toys in the machine for fun, he upsets them...
Guillermo Garcia,Alfonso Rodriguez
Children
Mio Mao
The Gorilla
Plasticine animation following the antics of two lively kittens. Mio and Mao are playing on a log when they meet a noisy gorilla. All three of them team up to make music together.
Animation
Play!
Observational documentary series following children at play. In southern India, the street is a hive of activity as water is delivered to the village. While their mothers are busy washing clothes, the children invent different ways of playing with water. Somu has a bath under a pump, Swami comes up with a game pouring water into dishes and Swapna has fun washing clothes.
Children
Little Lodgers
Hairdressers
Claymation for children. The Little Lodgers - Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah - are clay model versions of the Milkshake! presenters, who share a little model house. These charming stories last two minutes and show just how complicated life can be as a Little Lodger! It maybe that Hannah's hair will not sit down, or Kemi's bottom will not fit the seat, but there is always a small problem to be overcome.
Children
Roary the Racing Car
Roary Slips Up
Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Roary spills oil on the track and worries that the other cars will slip on it.
Animation
The Wright Stuff
Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Lowri Turner and David Van Day. Today's guest is Simon Woodroffe.
Entertainment
Trisha Goddard
My Teen Sister Gets Paid to Pose for Seedy Sex Sites. Now She's Marrying a Man Old Enough to Be Her Dad
Daytime discussion show. Two sisters try to bury their differences.
Talk show
I Own Britain's Best Home
Series in which the owners of some of the most beautiful properties in the country compete for their homes to be crowned Britain's best. This edition features a medieval house, a surprising bungalow and a glamorous, gadget-filled home.
Interests
Five News
National and international news.
News and Current Affairs
Wordplay
Jenny Powell hosts a live puzzle quiz in which four contestants battle it out to crack the combination of the Wordplay safe and win the daily jackpot.
Game show
Neighbours
Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings.
Caitlin Stasey
Alan Fletcher
Jackie Woodburne
Margot Robbie
Soap
Home and Away
Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier.
David Jones-Roberts
Bernard Curry
Christie Hayes
Josh Quong Tart
Soap
Wordplay Plus
Interactive quiz show in which a viewer at home solves word puzzles against the clock in order to win a cash prize. Hosted by Jenny Powell.
Game show
Zoo Days
Highlights of the series that goes behind the scenes at Colchester and Chester Zoos.
Documentary
Love's Unfolding Dream
Drama set at the turn of the 20th century in which a young woman pursues her dream of a career in medicine. When she nurses a socialite back to health, the wealthy woman offers to pay her costs at medical school. But with the arrival of a handsome stranger in town, the would-be doctor is torn between following her ambitions and following her heart.
Harvey Frost
Scout Taylor-Compton
Nancy Lineham Charles
Patrick Levis
Erin Cottrell
Richard Herd
2007
Film
Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky
National and international news anchored by Natasha Kaplinsky.
News and Current Affairs
Neighbours
Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings.
Caitlin Stasey
Alan Fletcher
Jackie Woodburne
Margot Robbie
Soap
Home and Away
Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier.
David Jones-Roberts
Bernard Curry
Christie Hayes
Josh Quong Tart
Soap
Monkey Life
Series following the residents of Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. Baby woolly monkey Paulo is tempted outside by some delicious bugs, and everyone is enjoying onions in the capuchin enclosure. The team also has a radical plan for the third meeting between youngster Ben and alpha male Hananya.
Documentary
Five News at 7
National and international news.
News and Current Affairs
Highland Emergency
Documentary series following the work of the emergency services in the Highlands of Scotland. An RAF search and rescue crew saves five teenagers stuck in an ice-covered gully. Elsewhere, an RNLI team races to help a stricken fishing vessel caught in hazardous waters.
Documentary
The Lion Cub from Harrods
Documentary telling the story of John Rendall and Ace Bourke who bought a lion cub from Harrods in 1969, before hand-rearing the animal at their club on the Kings Road in Chelsea. After the pair met Virginia McKenna of Born Free in 1971, they flew to Kenya to release the lion, whom they named Christian, into the wild. John and Ace were then reunited with Christian nine months later when they returned to Kenya on a visit. This film brings the remarkable tale up to date.
Documentary
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
The Grave Shift
It's Dr Raymond Langston's first day at work in the CSI lab and he's tackling a case straight away. Which is a bit of a stretch, as surely he hasn't had any CSI training? And isn't he a forensic psychologist , not a scientist? Ah well, this is CSI land: they do things differently here. Poor Langston (a stolid Laurence Fishburne) is confronted with what is delicately described by Nick Stokes as a "crispy critter", a corpse burned beyond recognition after a gas explosion. By CSI standards, it's a slow episode with a back-to-basics feel (everything has to be explained to Langston). And there's a Gil Grissom-sized hole where Gil Grissom should be. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham
Laurence Fishburne
Lee Smith
Wallace Langham
Robert David Hall
Eric Szmanda
Amy Hathaway
George Eads
Drama
. 10/24 .
1/1
CSI: Miami
Permanent Vacation
Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. An 18-year-old is murdered in a hotel elevator while on vacation with his parents, leading Horatio to suspect that the victim was killed at random as part of a gang initiation.
David Caruso
Khandi Alexander
Emily Procter
Adam Rodriguez
Rex Linn
Eva La Rue
Drama
. 7/21 .
CSI: NY
Three Generations Are Enough
New York-based spin-off of the crime drama series. The team investigate when a lone briefcase's contents are traced back to a missing stockbroker, who disappeared after investigating another broker's illegal trade. Stella takes on the case of a pregnant counsellor found dead near the church where she worked.
Gary Sinise
Melina Kanakaredes
Carmine Giovinazzo
Drama
. 7/23 .
The Shield
Grave
Hard-hitting drama series about a morally suspect group of cops in a tough Los Angeles neighbourhood. Vic agrees to quietly bring in a teenage drug user before learning of his role in a deadly armed robbery. Meanwhile, Shane shows his new partner, Iraq war veteran Armando 'Army' Renta, the ropes by shaking down a local pimp, and Rawlings's changes at the Barn irritate Aceveda.
Michael Chiklis
Benito Martinez
CCH Pounder
Catherine Dent
Walt Goggins
Glenn Close
Drama
NBA Basketball
LA Lakers @ Oklahoma City Thunder
Mark Webster and Andre Alleyne present basketball action from the Ford Center as the Oklahoma City Thunder host the LA Lakers.
Sport
NBA Basketball
Cleveland Cavaliers @ LA Lakers
A chance to see two of this year's contenders for the NBA Most Valuable Player award in action, as Lebron James takes his Cleveland Cavaliers to Los Angeles to face Kobe Bryant and the Lakers.
Sport
Neighbours
Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings.
Caitlin Stasey
Alan Fletcher
Jackie Woodburne
Margot Robbie
Soap
Home and Away
Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier.
David Jones-Roberts
Bernard Curry
Christie Hayes
Josh Quong Tart
Soap
Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends
Listening Walk
Animation based on the best-selling children's books. Miss Spider takes a nervous Wiggle on a walk to get him over his night fears.
Children
The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
The Missing Sheep
Children's animation which inspires kids to create weird and wonderful things out of everyday objects. Bill and Corky have a mystery to solve when they find someone has stolen Maisy the Cow and all the sheep from Mrs Whistlehead's farm. They follow the tracks to the beach, hop aboard their boat and head for Junkosaur Island. Once at sea, they discover that a pirate has taken the animals to be crew for his ship!
Children
Fireman Sam
Deep Water
Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Mandy and Norman get into deep water when they go hunting for treasure.
Children
Bird Bath
The Lake
Preschool cartoon series charting the adventures of Bob Robin, Mo Sparrow and their friends gathered round the birdbath. Two kingfishers have arrived in the garden. They are brilliant at fishing and poor Herbert Heron is missing out on his tasty aquatic snacks. Could it be time for Herbert to leave the garden?
Children
The Beeps
Source of the Sapphire Stream
Preschool animation. Nosey sets off on an epic expedition to discover the source of the Sapphire Stream, but the other Beeps assume that she will get lost, so immediately set out to find her!
Children
Music Box Animations
Derek and Jen present an animated version of a traditional nursery rhyme with a Milkshake! twist.
Children
Olivia
Olivia's Road Trip
Enchanting CGI animation. Olivia finds ways to pass the time on the long drive to Grandma's house. She imagines piloting her own jumbo jet, Olivia Air, and forgets all about the discomfort of the road trip.
Children
Little Princess
I Want to Be Tall
Animated series narrated by Julian Clary, featuring the voice of Jane Horrocks. Little Princess decides that she is too short because she cannot reach the things she wants. When her baby cousin comes to visit, however, the princess looks set to change her mind.
Children
Chiro
Hide the Mess!
Charming CGI animation series following the adventures of three chicks and their cardboard animal friends as they learn about the square-shaped world around them. Chiro and his siblings run amok in the house while their parents are out shopping. Can they tidy up before Mum and Dad get home?
Children
The Mr. Men Show
Beach
Colourful animated sketch show based on Roger Hargreaves's original characters. Mr Pernickety has a frightful experience at Mr Scatterbrain's refreshment stall; Mr Grumpy defends his liver-sausage sandwich from some greedy gulls; and a parasailing lesson leaves Mr Bump in need of medical attention.
Children
Make Way for Noddy
Noddy's Great Discovery
Children's animated series. Noddy finds some money in the street - but should he spend it?
Children
Fifi and the Flowertots
Stingo's Enormous Carrot
Animation about a young flower girl and her garden friends. Pip is trying to grow vegetables. However hard he tries, they don't seem to get any bigger - but Stingo's vegetable patch next door appears to be doing suspiciously well.
Children
Milkshake! Show Songs
Back of the Net
Children's entertainment show. The Milkshake! presenters perform some of their favourite songs.
Children
Peppa Pig
Museum
Animation about a lovable young pig. Peppa and her family visit the museum. Peppa likes the Kings and Queens room, whereas George's favourite is the dinosaur room.
Children
Thomas & Friends
Thomas Saves the Day
Timeless TV series based on the much-loved books by the Reverend W Awdry, following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. A new station is being built and it is Thomas's job to ferry the workmen to the new station and back again.
Children
Pocoyo
Big Scary Slide
Stephen Fry narrates this children's animation based on the exploits of a fun-loving little boy. Pocoyo is scared of trying out the exciting new slide, but with help from his friends he gives it a go - and feels great!
Children
Mio Mao
The Genie
Plasticine animation following the antics of two lively kittens. Mio and Mao discover a lamp making strange noises. When Mao rubs the lamp, a genie appears with a treat in store for the helpful cats.
Animation
Play!
Observational documentary series following children at play. It is a cold and windy day on the beach, but that does not stop Luke and his friends from having fun by the water's edge. As he splashes in the waves, Luke trips up and his boots are filled with water! Time to get warm in the beachside cafe, the Winking Prawn.
Children
Little Lodgers
Keep Fit
Claymation for children. The Little Lodgers - Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah - are clay model versions of the Milkshake! presenters, who share a little model house. These charming stories last two minutes and show just how complicated life can be as a Little Lodger! It maybe that Hannah's hair will not sit down, or Kemi's bottom will not fit the seat, but there is always a small problem to be overcome.
Children
Roary the Racing Car
Big Chris Flags It Up
Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Big Chris causes havoc when he mistakes flags for oil rags.
Animation
The Wright Stuff
Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Lowri Turner and David Van Day.
Entertainment
Trisha Goddard
Midday Sex Calls and Office Romps... Stop Your Accusations - I'm Carrying Your Baby!
Daytime discussion show. A woman tries to prove her innocence.
Talk show
I Own Britain's Best Home
Series in which the owners of some of the most beautiful properties in the country compete for their homes to be crowned Britain's best. The team visits an innovative, eco-friendly house in Devon built from mud and straw, an impeccable Georgian manor house in Tunbridge Wells and a super-sleek factory conversion in the Midlands.
Interests
Five News
National and international news.
News and Current Affairs
Wordplay
Jenny Powell hosts a live puzzle quiz in which four contestants battle it out to crack the combination of the Wordplay safe and win the daily jackpot.
Game show
Neighbours
Susan cannot share Karl's belief that Zeke is alive. Steph confronts Greg. Kelly helps Callum come to terms with his eye patch.
Alan Fletcher
Jackie Woodburne
Carla Bonner
Soap
Home and Away
Trey causes problems between Geoff and Nicole. Martha struggles to say goodbye to Jack. Roman and Leah's friendship deepens.
Jodi Gordon
Ada Nicodemou
Conrad Coleby
Tessa James
Soap
Wordplay Plus
Interactive quiz show in which a viewer at home solves word puzzles against the clock in order to win a cash prize. Hosted by Jenny Powell.
Game show
Zoo Days
Highlights of the series that goes behind the scenes at Colchester and Chester Zoos.
Documentary
The Royal Scandal
Mystery thriller featuring super-sleuth Sherlock Holmes. The master detective and his assistant Watson are called in to investigate a case of blackmail against the King of Bohemia. Holmes soon discovers that a legendary opera singer is holding the king to ransom - but is the case all that it seems?
Rodney Gibbons
Matt Frewer
Kenneth Welsh
Liliana Komorowska
Daniel Brochu
Seann Gallagher
Robin Wilcock
2001
Film
Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky
National and international news anchored by Natasha Kaplinsky.
News and Current Affairs
Neighbours
Susan cannot share Karl's belief that Zeke is alive. Steph confronts Greg. Kelly helps Callum come to terms with his eye patch.
Alan Fletcher
Jackie Woodburne
Carla Bonner
Soap
Home and Away
Trey causes problems between Geoff and Nicole. Martha struggles to say goodbye to Jack. Roman and Leah's friendship deepens.
Jodi Gordon
Ada Nicodemou
Conrad Coleby
Tessa James
Soap
Monkey Life
Series following the residents of Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. There is a scuffle between the female capuchins, Tia needs surgery and orangutan Amy is heavily pregnant - and very grumpy. In the chimp nursery there is something new in the play area. Alison has her last visit with Paulo, the baby woolly monkey she has successfully hand reared.
Documentary
Five News at 7
National and international news.
News and Current Affairs
Hero Animals
The Elephant That Rescued the Girl
Series profiling the true-life stories of heroic animals. This edition revisits the scene of the 2004 Boxing Day Tsunami in Phuket, where a baby elephant staged a remarkable rescue.
Documentary
. 3/6 .
Ice Road Truckers
Documentary series examining the dangerous job of driving trucks on Canada's notorious ice highways. The truckers launch a major effort to disassemble the base at Langley before the ice melts. The biggest load of the season gets stuck when a hole appears in the road; and Hugh sees a chance to overtake Eric.
Documentary
. 11/13 .
Extraordinary People: Tree Man - The Cure
Series of documentaries exploring remarkable stories of human experience. Dede is an Indonesian fisherman afflicted with tree-like growths on his limbs. A doctor in America has proposed a non-invasive treatment to cure Dede's condition, but time is running out as medics in Indonesia press ahead with radical surgery.
Documentary
. 1/12 .
Interview with a Cannibal
In 2002, German cannibal Armin Meiwes was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to over eight years in prison for killing, dismembering and eating another man - who allegedly agreed to the arrangement over the internet. In 2005, a German court ordered a retrial and Meiwes was eventually convicted of murder. This documentary explores the extraordinary case and features an exclusive interview with Meiwes, home footage and access to police evidence.
Documentary
Police Interceptors
Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in Essex. The interceptors have to drop everything when a speeding 4x4 rushes past them. The Stanway team pursues a man with a machete on the run in a public park. At police headquarters, the chief inspector unveils the latest weapon in the interceptors' arsenal.
Documentary
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
The American sitcom star hosts her own chat show. Today, she hosts Jeff Corwin and his menagerie of animals, before receiving a dance lesson from web sensation Soulja Boy Tell'em.
Talk show
Out of the Blue
Drama set in the beautiful Australian beach resort of Manly.
Sophie Katinis
Renai Caruso
Clayton Watson
Katherine Hicks
Charlotte Gregg
Ryan Johnson
Drama
Neighbours
The lives of Libby, Bridget and Zeke hang in the balance following the rafting accident. Steph throws herself into Greg's arms, only to learn a shocking secret.
Kym Valentine
Eloise Mignon
Matthew Werkmeister
Carla Bonner
Soap
Home and Away
Will Joey press charges against Robbo? Kirsty wants her old job back. Does Irene have a secret admirer?
Kate Bell
Lynne McGranger
Christie Hayes
Soap
The Gadget Show
Jason Bradbury, Suzi Perry and Jon Bentley explore the latest gadgets on the market.
Entertainment
Build a New Life in the Country
Scotland
Series about people chasing dream homes and new lives. Architect George Clarke follows a family escaping the rat-race and moving to Scotland. Their dream life depends on managing to restore a crumbling Victorian farmhouse and starting their own business.
Interests
Neighbours
The lives of Libby, Bridget and Zeke hang in the balance following the rafting accident. Steph throws herself into Greg's arms, only to learn a shocking secret.
Kym Valentine
Eloise Mignon
Matthew Werkmeister
Carla Bonner
Soap
Home and Away
Will Joey press charges against Robbo? Kirsty wants her old job back. Does Irene have a secret admirer?
Kate Bell
Lynne McGranger
Christie Hayes
Soap
The Wright Stuff
Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Lowri Turner and David Van Day. Today's guest is Simon Woodroffe.
Entertainment
Trisha Goddard
My Teen Sister Gets Paid to Pose for Seedy Sex Sites. Now She's Marrying a Man Old Enough to Be Her Dad
Daytime discussion show. Two sisters try to bury their differences.
Talk show
Zoo Days
Documentary series from Chester Zoo, narrated by Jane Horrocks. Tejas, one of the rarest lion cubs in the world, is having trouble walking properly. Vets have discovered that he has a problem with his tendons and he has been fitted with splints. Today, veterinary nurses Karen Homer and Tanya Curnow come to take the splints off. If there is no improvement in his condition, the two-month-old cub will face major surgery.
Documentary
Build a New Life in the Country
Scotland
Series about people chasing dream homes and new lives. Architect George Clarke follows a family escaping the rat-race and moving to Scotland. Their dream life depends on managing to restore a crumbling Victorian farmhouse and starting their own business.
Interests
The Gadget Show
Consumer technology show presented by Jason Bradbury, Suzi Perry, Dallas Campbell and Jon Bentley. The gang puts a range of outdoor technology to the test, including walkie talkies, thermal underwear and radios. Jon tracks down the best broadband deals available and Suzi lists her top five razors.
Entertainment
Sofia's Diary
Daily series in which 17-year-old Sofia Taylor, recently relocated to London and working in the office of a glossy magazine, relates her day-to-day life online to her friend.
Rachel Hyde-Harvey
Soap
8 Simple Rules
The Story of Anne Frank and Skeevy
Family sitcom. Bridget lands the lead role in her high school production of the story of Anne Frank. Rory's obsession with a dummy named Skeevy becomes a little unnerving for the Hennessy clan.
Katey Sagal
Billy Aaron Brown
Kaley Cuoco
Amy Davidson
Martin Spanjers
Sitcom
8 Simple Rules
YMCA
Family sitcom. Jim tries to protect Bridget from unwanted male attention at the health club.
Katey Sagal
Kaley Cuoco
Amy Davidson
Martin Spanjers
James Garner
Sitcom
8 Simple Rules
Get Real
Family sitcom. Cate's wayward nephew CJ drops by to pay his respects to Paul, to the surprise of the Hennessy household.
Kaley Cuoco
Amy Davidson
Katey Sagal
Martin Spanjers
Sitcom
8 Simple Rules
Consequences
Family sitcom. The school's new drug-sniffing dog catches Kerry with marijuana.
Katey Sagal
Kaley Cuoco
Amy Davidson
Martin Spanjers
Sitcom
Zoo Days
Documentary series from Chester Zoo, narrated by Jane Horrocks. Tejas, one of the rarest lion cubs in the world, is having trouble walking properly. Vets have discovered that he has a problem with his tendons and he has been fitted with splints. Today, veterinary nurses Karen Homer and Tanya Curnow come to take the splints off. If there is no improvement in his condition, the two-month-old cub will face major surgery.
Documentary
Home and Away
Trey causes problems between Geoff and Nicole. Martha struggles to say goodbye to Jack. Roman and Leah's friendship deepens.
Jodi Gordon
Ada Nicodemou
Conrad Coleby
Tessa James
Soap
Neighbours
Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings.
Caitlin Stasey
Alan Fletcher
Jackie Woodburne
Margot Robbie
Soap
Out of the Blue
Drama set in the beautiful Australian beach resort of Manly.
Sophie Katinis
Renai Caruso
Clayton Watson
Katherine Hicks
Charlotte Gregg
Ryan Johnson
Drama
The Gadget Show
Consumer technology show presented by Jason Bradbury, Suzi Perry, Jon Bentley and Ortis Deley. Suzi and Jon compete to see who can make the most money from their old gadgets. Elsewhere, Vic Reeves challenges the team to realise his design for a remote-controlled shopping trolley, Jason tests the latest gaming devices and Jon rates the top five flasks currently on the market.
Entertainment
Police Interceptors
Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in Essex. Led by specially trained officers and equipped with the fastest vehicles in the force, the team tackles the most difficult-to-catch criminals on a daily basis.
Documentary
Extreme Fishing with Robson Green
Robson Green profiles the hottest fishing destinations around the globe. This instalment sees Robson travel to the wilds of Australia to tackle the barramundi, the milkfish and the giant trevally.
Documentary
Programmes start at 6.00am
No Genre
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
The American sitcom star hosts a musical edition of her own chat show, with singing sensation Mariah Carey presenting her new perfume and a performance from Duran Duran.
Talk show
Out of the Blue
Drama set in the beautiful Australian beach resort of Manly.
Sophie Katinis
Renai Caruso
Clayton Watson
Katherine Hicks
Charlotte Gregg
Ryan Johnson
Drama
Neighbours
Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings.
Caitlin Stasey
Alan Fletcher
Jackie Woodburne
Margot Robbie
Soap
Home and Away
Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier.
David Jones-Roberts
Bernard Curry
Christie Hayes
Josh Quong Tart
Soap
The Gadget Show
Jason Bradbury, Suzi Perry and Jon Bentley explore the latest gadgets on the market.
Entertainment
Build a New Life in the Country
Gweek
Series about people chasing dream homes and new lives. This week, George Clarke follows a family leaving the rat race to live in a barge on a beautiful Cornish river. But they have to convert the barge and start a new business first.
Interests
Neighbours
Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings.
Caitlin Stasey
Alan Fletcher
Jackie Woodburne
Margot Robbie
Soap
Home and Away
Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier.
David Jones-Roberts
Bernard Curry
Christie Hayes
Josh Quong Tart
Soap
The Wright Stuff
Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Lowri Turner and David Van Day.
Entertainment
Trisha Goddard
Midday Sex Calls and Office Romps... Stop Your Accusations - I'm Carrying Your Baby!
Daytime discussion show. A woman tries to prove her innocence.
Talk show
Zoo Days
Documentary series from Chester Zoo, narrated by Jane Horrocks. Head Keeper Tim Rowlands turns dentist as he uses cheese wire to trim the tusks of a babirusa pig. There is a new arrival in the form of a baby South American tapir, whilst some baby-faced baddies from the lemur family make their departure from the zoo.
Documentary
Build a New Life in the Country
Gweek
Series about people chasing dream homes and new lives. This week, George Clarke follows a family leaving the rat race to live in a barge on a beautiful Cornish river. But they have to convert the barge and start a new business first.
Interests
The Gadget Show
Consumer technology show presented by Jason Bradbury, Suzi Perry, Dallas Campbell and Jon Bentley. Suzi and Dallas let their hair down as they test a range of party gadgets, including a portable karaoke machine, a dancing robot and a high-tech bar. Elsewhere, Jason gives a rundown of the five best computer games available, and Jon focuses on cameras with Lady Victoria Hervey.
Entertainment
Sofia's Diary
Daily series in which 17-year-old Sofia Taylor, recently relocated to London and working in the office of a glossy magazine, relates her day-to-day life online to her friend.
Rachel Hyde-Harvey
Soap
8 Simple Rules
Opposites Attract
Family sitcom. Everyone in the family has plans with their loved ones on Valentine's Day - some more romantic than others. Bridget finds herself attracted to someone unlikely.
Kaley Cuoco
Amy Davidson
Katey Sagal
Martin Spanjers
Sitcom
8 Simple Rules
Opposites Attract
Family sitcom. Bridget decides to make a move on her brainy tutor. After accidentally setting fire to CJ's van, Jim has to share his basement room with his now homeless nephew.
Kaley Cuoco
Amy Davidson
Katey Sagal
Martin Spanjers
Sitcom
8 Simple Rules
Premiere
Sitcom about a father who has his hands full when his wife returns to work and he is left to supervise their teenage daughters. Cate finds out she may be pregnant, and Bridget gets jealous when Kerry suddenly becomes the more popular girl at school.
John Ritter
Katey Sagal
Kaley Cuoco
Amy Davidson
Martin Spanjers
Sitcom
8 Simple Rules
Sex Ed
Sitcom about a father who has his hands full when his wife returns to work and he is left to supervise their teenage daughters. Cate fills in as the sex ed instructor in her daughter's class.
John Ritter
Katey Sagal
Kaley Cuoco
Amy Davidson
Martin Spanjers
Sitcom
Zoo Days
Documentary series from Chester Zoo, narrated by Jane Horrocks. Head Keeper Tim Rowlands turns dentist as he uses cheese wire to trim the tusks of a babirusa pig. There is a new arrival in the form of a baby South American tapir, whilst some baby-faced baddies from the lemur family make their departure from the zoo.
Documentary
Home and Away
Aden discovers Joey's secret. Will Nicole come clean to Geoff? Tony finishes work on Jack's boat.
Todd Lasance
Kate Bell
Jon Sivewright
Tessa James
Soap
Neighbours
Susan cannot share Karl's belief that Zeke is alive. Steph confronts Greg. Kelly helps Callum come to terms with his eye patch.
Alan Fletcher
Jackie Woodburne
Carla Bonner
Soap
Out of the Blue
Drama set in the beautiful Australian beach resort of Manly.
Sophie Katinis
Renai Caruso
Clayton Watson
Katherine Hicks
Charlotte Gregg
Ryan Johnson
Drama
Step it Up and Dance
Reality show in which dancers compete to win a cash prize.
Documentary
. 1/10 .
Sex and the City
The Chicken Dance
Sitcom about a thirtysomething writer and her group of friends looking for love in New York. Miranda's interior decorator and her friend from London fall in love at first sight - and invite the girls to the wedding, much to their dismay.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Cynthia Nixon
Kim Cattrall
Kristin Davis
Sitcom
Sex and the City
The Man, the Myth, the Viagra
Sitcom about a thirtysomething writer and her group of friends looking for love in New York. Carrie and Mr Big continue their relationship, albeit on a different level than before. Samantha starts seeing a 72-year-old millionaire. Miranda meets a bartender who she likes.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Cynthia Nixon
Kim Cattrall
Kristin Davis
Chris Noth
Sitcom
Sex and the City
Old Dogs, New Dicks
Sitcom about a thirtysomething writer and her group of friends looking for love in New York. Carrie tries to change some of Mr Big's annoying habits. Charlotte dates an uncircumcised man. Miranda is still dating the bartender but is having problems coordinating her schedule with his. Samantha bumps into an old boyfriend who is now a drag queen.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Cynthia Nixon
Kim Cattrall
Kristin Davis
Chris Noth
Sitcom
My Body Hell
Highlights from the series which scrutinises Britain's increasing obsession with attaining the ideal physique.
Health
Programmes start at 6.00am
No Genre
Taste
Designer food programme hosted by Beverley Turner, presenting all the information a fashionable foodie needs. Angela Hartnett presents fish dishes. There is a guide to raw food with Sue Alexander and tips on table setting with Emily Chalmers. Plus advice on edible flowers and the top five chocolate desserts.
Cookery
Relic Hunter
The Put Back
Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who carries out secret missions and recovers lost treasures. Sydney and Nigel travel to Africa.
Tia Carrera
Christien Anholt
Lindy Booth
Drama
Grimebusters
Pete the pest controller tackles an infestation of cockroaches. Wolverhampton's restaurant inspectors make a surprise visit. Dagenham's graffiti removal team continue the battle against the budding Banksys. And extreme cleaner Nick clears a revolting house in south London.
Documentary
Grimebusters
Westminster council's zero tolerance enforcer Yarno makes his daily patrol in Chinatown. AJ in Leicester is called to clear a dead man's house. Ex-policeman John is busting fly tippers on the streets of Wolverhampton. Environmental health officers Alison and Steve sift through another dead man's flat to try and find evidence of relatives.
Documentary
Luton Airport
A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. The bird patrol tries to prevent birds from flying into the paths of planes.
Documentary
Luton Airport
A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Trainee firefighters prepare for a worst-case scenario and bad weather means the runway must be protected.
Documentary
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Badger or Bust
Mayhem
Apprentice finalist Ruth Badger attempts to revive the fortunes of failing businesses by taking control of some of the worst sales teams in Britain. Ruth helps a London gadget company, hindered by a lazy boss, sell a revolutionary new bike.
Entertainment
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Babies At Risk
Series about premature and sick babies born at Bristol's Royal Children's Hospital. Doctor Louise Owen is so busy with her work in the Special Care Baby Unit that she barely has time to organise her wedding. Meanwhile, Dom Hares is looking after an infant with a very complicated set of problems.
Education
Relic Hunter
Dagger of Death
Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who carries out secret missions and recovers lost treasures. Sydney and Nigel head to Calcutta after the dagger of Kali's mesmerising power drives a meek anthropologist to murder.
Tia Carrera
Christien Anholt
Lindy Booth
Drama
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Luton Airport
A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Staff struggle to cope with an irate crowd after several flights are cancelled due to bad weather in Europe.
Documentary
Luton Airport
A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Heavy snow takes staff by surprise, and a shipment of polo ponies needs special care.
Documentary
Grimebusters
Pest controller Pete wages war on rats at a fishing lake in Dagenham. Dino and his team clear scrub land while keeping an eye out for murder weapons. Restaurant inspector Andy gets checks out a rodent in a local Indian restaurant. Steve and Vicki police the drinking ban in Nottingham city centre.
Documentary
Grimebusters
Westminster's grimebuster Yarni patrols Church Street market, near Edgware Road. Lou gets to grips with a huge fly-tipping site in Wolverhampton. Cotswolds pest controller Dave deals with wasps' nests and cockroaches. And Vince busts illegal hot dog sellers operating on the streets of the West End at night.
Documentary
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Badger or Bust
Apprentice finalist Ruth Badger attempts to revive the fortunes of failing businesses by taking control of some of the worst sales teams in Britain. In Bradford the Badger must sort out a double-glazing business with immature managers and a lazy workforce.
Entertainment
The Dog Whisperer
Lotus Blossoms
Cesar Millan attempts to tame unruly pets.
Entertainment
The Dog Whisperer
Brady, Bandit & Hootie
Cesar Milan is renowned for his dog training skills and is highly sought after by the owners of unruly pets. In this episode he has to contend with a labrador that is obsessed with water and he almost meets a chihuahua with a penchant for leg-biting.
Entertainment
Cold Case
The Red and the Blue
Drama series about a police detective who specialises in long-unsolved crimes. New evidence concerning the murder of a country singer in 2000 is supplied to Jeffries by his former partner.
Kathryn Morris
John Finn
Jeremy Ratchford
Thom Barry
Danny Pino
Tracie Thoms
Drama
. 10/24 .
Toy Boys
Documentary on the phenomenon of age-gap dating. Women reveal the perks and problems involved in having their very own toy boy.
Documentary
Cold Case
Knuckle Up
Drama series about a police detective who specialises in long-unsolved crimes. When a video clip showing a missing student being brutally beaten is found on the internet, the team reinvestigates the case of a talented 17-year-old boy who disappeared a year before.
Kathryn Morris
John Finn
Jeremy Ratchford
Thom Barry
Danny Pino
Tracie Thoms
Drama
. 11/24 .
Born to Kill
Fred West
First in a six-part series profiling the world's most infamous serial killers and examining the person behind the evil acts. Psychologists and experts in the field seek clues as to what prompted the awful crimes carried out by the likes of Harold Shipman, Jeffrey Dahmer, Myra Hindley, the Washington Sniper and Ivan Milat. Could it be the culmination of a series of traumatic events in early life? Fred West is the first to go under the microscope.
Documentary
Soccer AM: The Best Bits
All the best bits from last Saturday's show, presented by Max Rushden and Helen Chamberlain.
Sport
Death by Excess
Rock Goddesses
Five-part series telling the stories of those famous faces who lived fast and died young. Using CGI technology, the abuse suffered by the celebrities' internal organs is recreated, demonstrating how the body is affected by drink and drugs. From Mama Cass to Karen Carpenter, these iconic women were defined as much by their deaths as by their lives.
Documentary
Taste
Designer food programme hosted by Beverley Turner, presenting all the information a fashionable foodie needs. Angela Hartnett presents fish dishes. There is a guide to raw food with Sue Alexander and tips on table setting with Emily Chalmers. Plus advice on edible flowers and the top five chocolate desserts.
Cookery
Guilty!
Talk show in which guests try to resolve their problems in a mock courtroom. Mandy is accused of being obsessed with male strippers, and a man tells his nephew to stop being a spoilt brat.
Talk show
Luton Airport
A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Staff struggle to cope with an irate crowd after several flights are cancelled due to bad weather in Europe.
Documentary
Luton Airport
A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Heavy snow takes staff by surprise, and a shipment of polo ponies needs special care.
Documentary
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Taste
Designer food programme. James Tanner cooks salt-crusted sea bass followed by dark chocolate and marmalade tart, and Chris George samples a British cheese board.
Cookery
Relic Hunter
Dagger of Death
Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who carries out secret missions and recovers lost treasures. Sydney and Nigel head to Calcutta after the dagger of Kali's mesmerising power drives a meek anthropologist to murder.
Tia Carrera
Christien Anholt
Lindy Booth
Drama
Grimebusters
Pest controller Pete wages war on rats at a fishing lake in Dagenham. Dino and his team clear scrub land while keeping an eye out for murder weapons. Restaurant inspector Andy gets checks out a rodent in a local Indian restaurant. Steve and Vicki police the drinking ban in Nottingham city centre.
Documentary
Grimebusters
Westminster's grimebuster Yarni patrols Church Street market, near Edgware Road. Lou gets to grips with a huge fly-tipping site in Wolverhampton. Cotswolds pest controller Dave deals with wasps' nests and cockroaches. And Vince busts illegal hot dog sellers operating on the streets of the West End at night.
Documentary
Luton Airport
A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Staff struggle to cope with an irate crowd after several flights are cancelled due to bad weather in Europe.
Documentary
Luton Airport
A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Heavy snow takes staff by surprise, and a shipment of polo ponies needs special care.
Documentary
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Badger or Bust
Apprentice finalist Ruth Badger attempts to revive the fortunes of failing businesses by taking control of some of the worst sales teams in Britain. In Bradford the Badger must sort out a double-glazing business with immature managers and a lazy workforce.
Entertainment
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Babies at Risk
Series about premature and sick babies born at Bristol's Royal Children's Hospital. Baby girl Sam is born at 27 weeks gestation and weighs just 735 grammes, and mum Emma is delighted as Kieran in discharged.
Education
Relic Hunter
Last of the Mochicas
Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who recovers lost treasures. Sydney and Nigel think their latest adventure is over when they get on a plane after recovering a vessel believed to contain the Great Warrior Spirit of the Mochica tribe.
Tia Carrera
Christien Anholt
Lindy Booth
Drama
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Luton Airport
A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year.
Documentary
Luton Airport
A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year.
Documentary
Grimebusters
Sewer boys Simon and Bill tackle Dagenham's disgusting drains. Pest controller Pete confronts the worst infestation of cockroaches he's ever seen. Kev and John clear up a revolting alley in Leicester. Lou the litter picker deals with a couple of road kills before heading off for some well-earned fishing.
Documentary
Grimebusters
Dagenham's pest controller Pete goes after his favourite quarry - rats. Lou and John start a massive clean up of syringes in Wolverhampton. Dave deals with a hornets' nest, and tracks down cockroaches in the crocodile enclosure at a Cotswolds wildlife park. City of London street flushers Dave and Bern encounter the usual menu of horrors.
Documentary
Sky Travel
Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
Travel
Badger or Bust
Apprentice finalist Ruth Badger attempts to revive the fortunes of failing businesses by taking control of some of the worst sales teams in Britain. Ruth visits a struggling London estate agency whose reluctance to implement her changes leaves them facing closure.
Entertainment
The Dog Whisperer
Brady, Bandit & Hootie
Cesar Milan is renowned for his dog training skills and is highly sought after by the owners of unruly pets. In this episode he has to contend with a labrador that is obsessed with water and he almost meets a chihuahua with a penchant for leg-biting.
Entertainment
The Dog Whisperer
Sonny, Cinnamon & Chocolate And Boo
Cesar Millan is renowned for his dog training skills and is highly sought after by the owners of unruly pets. In this episode he has to contend with a pet pug and pet pig getting a little rowdy as well as an emotionally scarred German shepherd.
Entertainment
The Lion Man
Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a New Zealand big cat sanctuary with his partner Karen, providing a home for lions, tigers, servals and leopards.
Documentary
The Lion Man
Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs Zion Wildlife Gardens, a New Zealand big cat sanctuary providing a home for lions, tigers, servals and leopards.
Documentary
Road Wars
Series following Thames Valley Police's proactive squad. The rapid response unit tracks and apprehends criminals using high-tech surveillance equipment and unmarked cars.
Documentary
Road Wars
Series following Thames Valley Police's proactive squad. The rapid response unit tracks and apprehends criminals using high-tech surveillance equipment and unmarked cars.
Documentary
Street Wars
Documentary series following a crack British police unit who deal with muggers, pickpockets, vandals and drunks on a daily basis, tackling street crime.
Documentary
Home Shopping
Shopping from home.
Interests
Extreme Dreams
Ben Fogle leads a team of first-time adventurers on a trek along the infamous Black Cat Trail in the jungles of Papua New Guinea. They face deadly snakes, raging rivers and sheer ravines as they trek to the golden sands of Salamau Beach on the Pacific Ocean. Chris, who is 59, is forced to confront his lifelong fear of heights. The trail gets too tough for young office worker Danielle as the team start to long for home.
Documentary
Ray Mears' World of Survival
The Arctic
Survival expert Ray Mears takes on the Arctic - the most inhospitable place on earth, where the temperature is twice as cold as a domestic freezer. In this programme, he learns how to build an igloo, fish through the ice, and melt ice for drinking water.
Documentary
A Question of Sport
Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz, with team captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Alongside Ally is Wales's Grand Slam winning coach Mike Ruddock and Britain's most successful woman golfer Laura Davies. Joining Matt is former snooker world champion Dennis Taylor and Britain's greatest ever Olympian, Steve Redgrave.
Game show
Dragons' Den
Evan Davis presents the series in which entrepreneurs pitch their ideas to five multi-millionaire investors. Opportunities presented to the eponymous 'dragons' include a brush designed to take the tangle out of knotted hair, a portable shower-head holder for travellers, a new kind of schoolbag to help kids concentrate in class, a towel for safely removing a baby from a bath, and many more.
Documentary
Top Gear
Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. The team try to buy a decent mid-engined Italian supercar for under 10,000 pounds. There's a race between a mountain bike and a car through the streets of Lisbon, the Marcos TSO-GT takes to the track, and yachtswoman Ellen MacArthur is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
Transport
James May's 20th Century
Inventing the Teenager
During the 20th century teenagers evolved to the point of almost becoming a separate species. James May is on a journey to find out how this came about. Was it the promise of sex, the power of pop, or the pull of a 50cc Japanese two-stroke?
Documentary
Mechannibals
Series championing the ingenuity of Britain's real life backyard inventors. They're given just 48 hours to invent and build the most devastating contraptions they can, but there's a huge catch, they can only use components that are ripped out of things in their home. This edition follows two families from Buxton, Derbyshire competing to make firstly the best machine to chill and pour beer, and secondly, contraptions to smash crockery.
Interests
Top Gear
Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. The chaps take their favourite supercars on a continental road trip - the Ford GT, Ferrari F430 and Pagani Zonda. Car cultures clash when the Austin Healey Sprite takes on a Peugeot 306, and the Focus ST takes to the track.
Transport
Top Gear
Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. The team try to buy a decent mid-engined Italian supercar for under 10,000 pounds. There's a race between a mountain bike and a car through the streets of Lisbon, the Marcos TSO-GT takes to the track, and yachtswoman Ellen MacArthur is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
Transport
Extreme Dreams
Ben Fogle leads a team of first-time adventurers on a trek along the infamous Black Cat Trail in the jungles of Papua New Guinea. They face deadly snakes, raging rivers and sheer ravines as they trek to the golden sands of Salamau Beach on the Pacific Ocean. Chris, who is 59, is forced to confront his lifelong fear of heights. The trail gets too tough for young office worker Danielle as the team start to long for home.
Documentary
Airport
Princess Di
Documentary series which goes behind the scenes at Heathrow Airport. Princess Diana tries to slip unseen past Heathrow's resident press corps, while the arrival of Pamela Anderson brings Terminal 3 to a near standstill. Weekenders returning from Amsterdam come under the suspicious scrutiny of customs officers, and, indeed, one overnight bag contains more than just dirty laundry.
Documentary
A Question of Sport
Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz, with team captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Alongside Ally is Wales's Grand Slam winning coach Mike Ruddock and Britain's most successful woman golfer Laura Davies. Joining Matt is former snooker world champion Dennis Taylor and Britain's greatest ever Olympian, Steve Redgrave.
Game show
Dragons' Den
Evan Davis presents the series in which entrepreneurs pitch their ideas to five multi-millionaire investors. Opportunities presented to the eponymous 'dragons' include a brush designed to take the tangle out of knotted hair, a portable shower-head holder for travellers, a new kind of schoolbag to help kids concentrate in class, a towel for safely removing a baby from a bath, and many more.
Documentary
Top Gear
Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Featuring a challenge between Jeremy in a Bugatti Veyron against the boys in a light aircraft flown by Captain Slow. Nigel Mansell is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
Transport
James May's 20th Century
Inventing the Teenager
During the 20th century teenagers evolved to the point of almost becoming a separate species. James May is on a journey to find out how this came about. Was it the promise of sex, the power of pop, or the pull of a 50cc Japanese two-stroke?
Documentary
Mechannibals
Series championing the ingenuity of Britain's real life backyard inventors. They're given just 48 hours to invent and build the most devastating contraptions they can, but there's a huge catch, they can only use components that are ripped out of things in their home. This edition follows two families from Buxton, Derbyshire competing to make firstly the best machine to chill and pour beer, and secondly, contraptions to smash crockery.
Interests
Dragons' Den
Evan Davis presents the series in which entrepreneurs pitch their ideas to five multi-millionaire investors. Opportunities presented to the eponymous 'dragons' include a brush designed to take the tangle out of knotted hair, a portable shower-head holder for travellers, a new kind of schoolbag to help kids concentrate in class, a towel for safely removing a baby from a bath, and many more.
Documentary
Top Gear
Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Is Jeremy faster driving in real life or on a computer game, and what will break first at sub zero temperatures - a car or Richard Hammond? David Walliams is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
Transport
Mock the Week
Comedy show combining elements of panel game, stand-up and improvisation, with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. Hosted by Dara O'Briain, with regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard, joined by guests Lauren Laverne and Rhod Gilbert.
Comedy
That Mitchell and Webb Look
Comedy sketch show starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Includes an evil henchman's plea for clearer wording in death threats, a clip from new daytime TV show Coverage of People Buying a House and then Living in it, and a man who can move biscuits with his mind. The snooker commentators are back, and they've rather taken a shine to one of the younger players. With Olivia Colman, James Bachman, Paterson Joseph and Abigail Burdess.
Robert Webb
David Mitchell
Olivia Colman
James Bachman
Paterson Joseph
Abigail Burdess
Comedy
The Catherine Tate Show
Award-winning comedy sketch series co-written and performed by the versatile comedy actress, featuring a gallery of memorable characters. Lauren asks her teacher if he's gay. Peter Kay visits Nan and together they render Bridge over Troubled Water.
Comedy
The Graham Norton Show
Top comic, Alan Carr joins the Welsh singing legend Tom Jones on the show this week with Tom also performing a single from his latest album at the end of the show.
Talk show
That Mitchell and Webb Look
Comedy sketch show starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Includes an evil henchman's plea for clearer wording in death threats, a clip from new daytime TV show Coverage of People Buying a House and then Living in it, and a man who can move biscuits with his mind. The snooker commentators are back, and they've rather taken a shine to one of the younger players. With Olivia Colman, James Bachman, Paterson Joseph and Abigail Burdess.
Robert Webb
David Mitchell
Olivia Colman
James Bachman
Paterson Joseph
Abigail Burdess
Comedy
The Catherine Tate Show
Award-winning comedy sketch series co-written and performed by the versatile comedy actress, featuring a gallery of memorable characters. Lauren asks her teacher if he's gay. Peter Kay visits Nan and together they render Bridge over Troubled Water.
Comedy
Kick Ass Miracles
Teachers and Gurus
Martial arts expert Chris Crudelli travels the Far East discovering the beliefs underpinning the abilities of people who perform incredible feats of mind and body. Chris meets some of the teachers and masters of the miraculous.
Interests
Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive
Reality series following ten spoiled rich kids as they saddle up for hard labour and tough life lessons in Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Brittny cracks the whip when she and Haley become team leaders, and who saves the day with some suggestive horseplay? Alex now has his eye on a new girl, and Fabian confronts the cops.
Interests
Radical Highs
Series about unconventional and high-risk sports. Mountainboarding - similar to snowboarding but without the snow - can be practised in the English countryside, the only requirements being strong nerves and a good sense of balance.
Sport
Home Shopping
Shopping from home.
Interests
Home Shopping
Shopping from home.
Interests
Extreme Dreams
Ben Fogle leads a team of first-time adventurers on a trek along the infamous Black Cat Trail in the jungles of Papua New Guinea. They face deadly snakes, raging rivers and sheer ravines as they trek to the golden sands of Salamau Beach on the Pacific Ocean. Office worker Danielle accepts leadership on one of the toughest legs of the trail. She is forced to rescue Ben from the side of a steep ravine. The team are ambushed by tribal warriors.
Documentary
Ray Mears' World of Survival
Namibia
Wilderness expert Ray Mears travels to the arid Kalahari bush in Namibia in search of new survival skills. In sweltering conditions, the native Jo'hansi Bushmen teach him how to make poisoned arrows from fence wire and avoid lions while tracking antelopes using marks in the sand.
Documentary
A Question of Sport
Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz, with team captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Ally is joined by former world champion boxer Barry McGuigan and the captain of England women's football team, Faye White. Alongside Matt is the New Zealand rugby league star Leslie Vainikolo and the footballer with the most Premiership appearances, Gary Speed.
Game show
Speeders
Documentary series that follows US police officers as they pursue criminal drivers. Two elderly ladies are pulled over for driving erratically, and though they aren't sure where they're going, they have strong opinions on how an officer should dress. A man in a truck zips down a residential street in an attempt to dry his vehicle after a car wash, and in California, a speeding man claims to be heading home for more money in order to pay off his friend's 4,000 dollar tab at a strip club.
Documentary
Speeders
Documentary series that follows US police officers from across the States as they pursue criminal drivers. In Panama City, an officer puts a stop to the escapades of two students hanging out of a truck looking for girls, while a businesswoman in Tampa, Florida is caught speeding to work for an international conference call. A man in California is suspected of driving under the influence of marijuana.
Documentary
Top Gear
Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Is Jeremy faster driving in real life or on a computer game, and what will break first at sub zero temperatures - a car or Richard Hammond? David Walliams is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
Transport
James May's 20th Century
Big City, Bright Lights
Series exploring the innovations that have shaped the 20th century. Each day, 180,000 people move into a city somewhere on the planet. James May sets out to discover how we have created this increasingly urban world.
Documentary
Mechannibals
Series championing the ingenuity of Britain's real life backyard inventors. Two families are given just 48 hours to invent and build the most devastating contraptions they can, but can only use components from things in their home. The Crosses and the Pereiras have to build machines that automatically put make-up on a lady's face.
Interests
Top Gear
Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Featuring a challenge between Jeremy in a Bugatti Veyron against the boys in a light aircraft flown by Captain Slow. Nigel Mansell is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
Transport
Top Gear
Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Is Jeremy faster driving in real life or on a computer game, and what will break first at sub zero temperatures - a car or Richard Hammond? David Walliams is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
Transport
Extreme Dreams
Ben Fogle leads a team of first-time adventurers on a trek along the infamous Black Cat Trail in the jungles of Papua New Guinea. They face deadly snakes, raging rivers and sheer ravines as they trek to the golden sands of Salamau Beach on the Pacific Ocean. Office worker Danielle accepts leadership on one of the toughest legs of the trail. She is forced to rescue Ben from the side of a steep ravine. The team are ambushed by tribal warriors.
Documentary
Airport
Virgin
Documentary series which goes behind the scenes at Heathrow Airport. BA pilots face their biannual licence renewal, paramedics respond to an emergency on an incoming Air India flight, and a Virgin supervisor copes with a relentless stream of late travellers.
Documentary
A Question of Sport
Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz, with team captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Ally is joined by former world champion boxer Barry McGuigan and the captain of England women's football team, Faye White. Alongside Matt is the New Zealand rugby league star Leslie Vainikolo and the footballer with the most Premiership appearances, Gary Speed.
Game show
Fifth Gear
Motoring magazine. In this special edition, Fifth Gear decides on its favourite sportscar. Which open-topped two seater offers the most fun - will it be a TVR, Lotus or Porsche? Or how about the extraordinary Radical - the closest thing to a racecar for the road. Plus, Vicki Butler-Henderson goes to Cannes for a close-up look at the new cabriolet from Ford, the StreetKa - this year's must-have fashion accessory.
Transport
Fifth Gear
Motoring magazine. Adrian Simpson road tests the Renault VelSatis - the company's attempt to tackle the executive car sector dominated by Mercedes, Audi and BMW. Quentin Willson shows the benefits of converting your car to run on LPG as well as petrol or diesel. Meanwhile, Vicki Butler-Henderson and Tiff Needell try racing small motorcycle-engined sports racing cars called Radicals.
Interests
Best of Top Gear
The Challenges
Highlights from the last series with Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Compilation of the best ever challenges sees the boys go 70's retro in supercars; Jeremy takes on a tank in a Range Rover Sport; Richard tries to outsprint a champion greyhound in the Mazda MX5; James takes on a BMX biker around Lisbon in the new Renault Clio; and the best convertible for wig wearers is revealed.
Transport
James May's 20th Century
Big City, Bright Lights
Series exploring the innovations that have shaped the 20th century. Each day, 180,000 people move into a city somewhere on the planet. James May sets out to discover how we have created this increasingly urban world.
Documentary
Mechannibals
Series championing the ingenuity of Britain's real life backyard inventors. Two families are given just 48 hours to invent and build the most devastating contraptions they can, but can only use components from things in their home. The Crosses and the Pereiras have to build machines that automatically put make-up on a lady's face.
Interests
Ray Mears' Wild Food
Woodland
Ray Mears is on a voyage of discovery into the lost foods of Britain's Stone Age, a journey that draws on all his bushcraft skills and knowledge of ancient ways of life around the world. There's no place Ray likes better than woodland, and our hunter gatherer ancestors would have been just the same: making fruit leathers from hawthorn, feasting on wild boar and turning acorns and hazel nuts into caloric staples. Ray visits the site in Scotland of one of the biggest finds of Stone Age foods.
Interests
Best of Top Gear
A themed look back at some of the best ever bits of Top Gear from across past series, with Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. In this edition, Clarkson takes on Hammond and May in a race with the most powerful production car in the world. Plus the Bugatti Veyron versus a Cessna aeroplane in a challenge to deliver some truffles from Northern Italy to Central London.
Transport
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Comedy pop quiz with Simon Amstell, Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding, who fills in for Bill Bailey for the final time. Guests include EastEnders' Bobby Davro, Flight of the Conchords star Kristen Schaal and Roy from Scouting for Girls.
Game show
Red Dwarf V
Demons and Angels
Cult space comedy. There's more trouble in store for the comical crew when they each encounter their dark sides - four demonic doppelgangers eager to destroy their angelic counterparts. And it all starts with a strawberry.
Chris Barrie
Craig Charles
Danny John-Jules
Hattie Hayridge
Robert Llewellyn
Sitcom
Argumental
Comedy panel game chaired by John Sergeant with team captains Marcus Brigstocke and Rufus Hound. Here, Marcus and Rufus are joined for heated debates by comedians Dara O'Briain and Chris Addison, with subjects including 'The male genitalia are a cruel joke' and 'Political correctness is a good thing'.
Comedy
QI
Stephen Fry hosts the quiz show in which contestants are rewarded more if their answers are 'quite interesting'. Today's subjects include Blues, Beetles and Baguettes. With Alan Davies, Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Sean Lock.
Game show
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Comedy pop quiz with Simon Amstell, Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding, who fills in for Bill Bailey for the final time. Guests include EastEnders' Bobby Davro, Flight of the Conchords star Kristen Schaal and Roy from Scouting for Girls.
Game show
World's Most Amazing Videos 2
Awe-inspiring footage from home videos depicting amazing events, escapes and disasters. An overloaded plane crashes into school, and a base jumper is sucked into a waterfall.
Entertainment
The X Files
The Erlenmeyer Flask
The police are baffled when they fail to recover the body of a wounded fugitive chased into a lake. Meanwhile, working on a tip-off from Deep Throat, Mulder and Scully discover a strange case involving the cloning of extra-terrestrial viruses. Are the two cases linked?
David Duchovny
Gillian Anderson
Jerry Hardin
Anne DeSalvo
Simon Webb
Jim Leard
Drama
. 23/24 .
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
Sci-fi drama. Bashir becomes an unwitting pawn in a deadly game between Romulan intelligence forces and a covert Starfleet organisation.
Avery Brooks
Rene Auberjonois
Alexander Siddig
Nicole DeBoer
Cirroc Lofton
Colm Meaney
Drama
Sun, Sea and A & E
Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. A woman regrets joining her grandchildren on a climbing frame.
Documentary
Verminators
No Kill Solution
Eye-opening series following Mike Masterton and a team of LA pest controllers. One woman finds it hard saying goodbye to the mice that have been sharing her home.
Documentary
Sexcetera
News magazine show, featuring undercover stories about the world of sex and providing a provocative look at human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre.
Entertainment
Roulette Nation
The most popular casino game ever has arrived on your TV screen and you are invited to play. Join in the fun and you could be a winner at www.challengejackpot.com - Must-Play TV.
Interests
Blade: The Series
Turn of the Screw
Fantasy drama series starring Kirk 'Sticky' Jones as a half-man, half-vampire who uses his superhuman abilities to battle the creatures of the night. Blade and Krista must find newly-turned vampire Lisa Starr to give her the serum. Chase contacts an old flame who asks her to leave Marcus.
Kirk 'Sticky' Jones
Jessica Gower
Nelson Lee
Neil Jackson
Drama
Gadgets Gadgets Gadgets
Liz Bonnin looks at the world of gadgets and technology. Featuring the World Cup of robot soccer, trousers that double as a chair and the world of Thai kart racing.
Interests
Takeshi's Castle
Comedy game show voiced by Craig Charles in which Japanese star Takeshi Kitano plays the lord of a castle fortified with giant games. Contestants vie for a cash prize by attempting to storm the castle and defeat Takeshi.
Game show
Takeshi's Castle
Comedy game show voiced by Craig Charles in which Japanese star Takeshi Kitano plays the lord of a castle fortified with giant games. Contestants vie for a cash prize by attempting to storm the castle and defeat Takeshi.
Game show
World's Most Amazing Videos 2
Awe-inspiring footage from home videos depicting amazing events, escapes and disasters. An overloaded plane crashes into school, and a base jumper is sucked into a waterfall.
Entertainment
World's Most Amazing Videos 2
Awe-inspiring footage from home videos depicting amazing events, escapes and disasters. In a bizarre incident, a moose is caught sitting in the passenger seat of a car.
Entertainment
The X Files
Little Green Men
Cult sci-fi series in which two FBI agents tackle the supernatural. When the X Files project is disbanded, Mulder and Scully return to rank-and-file investigations. But the agents can hardly contain their boredom and set about solving a new mystery involving UFOs and aliens.
David Duchovny
Gillian Anderson
Drama
. 0/25 .
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Penumbra
Drama series about a team of Starfleet officers in the 24th century. While Ezri searches for a missing Worf, Sisko makes plans to marry Kasidy Yates.
Avery Brooks
Rene Auberjonois
Alexander Siddig
Nicole DeBoer
Cirroc Lofton
Colm Meaney
Drama
Criminal Minds
The Aftermath
Drama series following the FBI's Behavioural Analysis Unit as they attempt to solve crimes through psychological profiling. The team track a serial rapist who attacked women at religious schools before taking a six week break. Now he has returned, targetting a different demographic group.
Mandy Patinkin
Thomas Gibson
Shemar Moore
Matthew Gray Gubler
A J Cook
Kirsten Vangness
Drama
. 4/23 .
The Unit
Sudden Flight
The special forces team ventures into covert action once again. In the wake of the presidential assassination attempt, the wives are relocated.
Dennis Haysbert
Scott Foley
Robert Patrick
Michael Irby
Demore Barnes
Drama
Sexcetera
News magazine show, featuring undercover stories about the world of sex providing a provocative look at human sexuality from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Lauren meets exhibitionists who enjoy having sex in public. Scott goes to Seattle to witness erotic fire dancing.
Entertainment