BBC Five Live Sports Extra BBC Radio 5 Live BBC 6 Music BBC7 BBC Four BBC Three CBBC CBeebies Channel 4 five CITV Dave E4 Film4 Fiver Virgin 1 (Freeview) ITV2 ITV3 ITV4 ITV1 Meridian more4 BBC News Channel BBC Radio 1 Extra BBC Parliament BBC Radio 1 BBC Radio 2 BBC Radio 3 BBC Radio 4 (FM Service) Sky Three BBC One South East BBC Two South East BBC World Service Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. News and Current Affairs Missing Live Series following police as they investigate high-risk and long-term missing persons cases, and the organisation Missing People as they appeal for information. The live programme features moving studio interviews with the families left behind, explores the reasons why people disappear, and tells stories of reunions. Presented by Louise Minchin and Rav Wilding. Current affairs Homes Under the Hammer Property series. Martin and Lucy visit a grade two listed shop on the Isle of Sheppy, an exciting renovation project in Plymouth and a five bedroom house in Reading. Interests To Buy or Not to Buy Property series. Rani Price and Ed Hall are aiming for top grades in their property studies as they try to find a perfect new pad in Warwickshire for a music teacher to pitch up in. Becky Pratt Interests Cash in the Attic Series looking at whether household junk could be worth a small fortune. Matthew and Nicola Foxton - Duffy are a young happy couple who have interesting careers, a lovely home and a nice life. The only problem is they have very little time to spend with each other. They have called in the Cash in the Attic team to help them raise enough money to enjoy a day of pampering and indulgence. But will their modern and often unusual items attract the bidders at auction? Interests Bargain Hunt Antiques experts James Braxton and David Harper are on hand to lead two teams of women searching for antiques in Swinderby. Tim Wonnacott visits Brodsworth Hall, near Doncaster, to discover the influence dogs have had on the place. Rob Bayly Interests BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. News and Current Affairs South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England. News and Current Affairs Doctors Hillgate J-91 - Part 2 The campaign intensifies and, while the police try to catch the culprits, Janet tries to help her daughter see sense. Meanwhile, Archie finds himself on the receiving end of Julia's wrath, and Heston is dismayed when he receives some news about his party. George makes her position very clear to Ronnie, and they both struggle to come to terms with the change. David Yelland Michael Lindley Sarah Beck Mather Diane Keen Stirling Gallacher Owen Brenman Soap Diagnosis Murder The Mouth That Roared Medical murder mystery series. An adopted radio personality searches for, and finally finds, her natural birth mother, but matters are complicated by a murder. Dick Van Dyke Barry Van Dyke Victoria Rowell Charlie Schlatter Drama BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. News and Current Affairs Mister Maker Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker shows how to paint a prickly picture, creates spongy cards using kitchen sponges and builds a brilliant bowl dinosaur using newspaper and an old plastic bowl. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch 'The Mister Maker Kids' build a circus tent. Helen Scott Children ChuckleVision Driving Ambition Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul and Barry go head-to-head with No Slacking in a golf driving competition, but can they compete with his cheating? Barry Elliott Paul Elliott Jimmy Patton Children Pinky and Perky Pretty in Pork 3D animated comedy series. Pinky and Perky are a pair of piglets who have just been given their big break in showbiz: their own live children's television show. Sir Percival's drop dead gorgeous niece, Penelope Saddleback, wants to be a TV presenter. Pinky and Perky fall over themselves to help her in order to win her affections but when Sir Percival gives Penelope their show they have to take drastic action to get it back! Children The Story of Tracy Beaker Two's a Crowd Drama series about life in a children's home. There is trouble at the Dumping Ground when someone sets out to ruin the visitors' day, and Marco has a difficult decision to make. Jack Edwards Children Hotel Trubble High Trubble Musical Children's sitcom. The staff must put on a fabulous performance for Mr Trubble's birthday in this High School Musical spoof. Natalie Bailey Dominique Moore Gary Damer Sam Phillips Sheila Bernette Hayley Jayne-Standing Children Blue Peter Helen, Joel and Andy are put through a series of tests by a pair of thrill engineers, but who will be chosen to experience the ultimate rollercoaster challenge? Andy goes green and becomes a recycling bin man for the day and Britain's Got Talent finalists 'Strike' put Andy and Helen through their martial art paces. Children MySay Khem Loves Cars Children from across the UK talk about their interests, hobbies, passions and loves. Khem is ten years old and knows everything there is to know about cars. He worries about the damage they cause to the environment, but cannot resist their power and beauty. His only problem is that he is never likely to own his dream car. Children Newsround Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children The Weakest Link Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated. Game show BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. News and Current Affairs South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England. News and Current Affairs The One Show Adrian Chiles, Christine Bleakley and guests celebrate all that is good about the country in which we live, with reports on stories from around the UK. Interests EastEnders Bradley finally manages to get the girl, but will she stick around once the truth is revealed? Janine spots an opportunity of the tall, dark and handsome variety, and Patrick finally opens up to Tommy. John Greening Charlie Clements Nina Toussaint-White Adam Woodyatt Laurie Brett Nina Wadia Patsy Palmer Soap Holby City Breathe Deeply Ric has to deal with the fallout of a VIP patient's death, while his expansion of the zero tolerance policy unexpectedly backfires. Meanwhile, Faye decides to try and win Joseph back, and Elliot makes a shocking discovery about Martha's husband. Chris King Hugh Quarshie Hari Dhillon Rosie Marcel Robert Powell Patsy Kensit Amanda Mealing Paul Bradley Luke Roberts Phoebe Thomas Duncan Pow Nadine Lewington Jaye Jacobs Jalaal Hartley Holly Lucas Oliver Boot Alex Macqueen Anna-Louise Plowman Stella Gonet Stephen Beckett David Tse Melanie Hill Drama Mistresses It's the final episode of the series and the women have much to think about. For instance, Siobhan (Orla Brady) can't understand why her husband Hari wants a divorce after finding out that she picked up strangers in hotel bars for sex. Hmm, tough one. Then there's Katie (Sarah Parish), the world's least observant doctor, who lives in a house made entirely of glass: she kisses her boss/ex-lover in public at work, then is shocked when she's spotted by her current boyfriend and he dumps her. Who'd have thought it? Still, though Mistresses is possibly the most witless drama in the history of television, it's hard to dislike, mainly because you know exactly where you are with it. Thus I guarantee that this last instalment will yet again live down to your expectations, as it did mine, when we must say goodbye to a glossy world of coloured tights, gorgeous glass lamp-bases and terrible dialogue. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham Peter Lydon Sarah Parish Sharon Small Orla Brady Shelley Conn Raza Jaffrey Patrick Baladi Steven Brand Adam Rayner Mark Umbers Sean Francis Thomas Lockyer Oliver Milburn Adam Astill Natasha Little Preeya Kalidas Joanna Wright Flossie Ure Lizzie Watkins Juliet Howland John Warnaby Drama . 5/6 . 1/1 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. News and Current Affairs South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England, followed by national weather. News and Current Affairs The Planners Are Coming Not in My Backyard The series looking at building planning processes investigates the recent trend of garden-grabbing, where developers, realising that land is in short supply, look for any large gardens that they can build on. In Essex, however, a group of residents is up in arms over plans to build one family home in the back garden of another. Will the Council Planning Committee agree? Meanwhile, in North London, one man is using his back garden to store old motorcycle parts, and his neighbours are not happy. Jackie Waldock Documentary Film 2009 with Jonathan Ross The latest film reviews, news and interviews. After collaborating on Frost/Nixon and The Queen, screenwriter Peter Morgan and star Michael Sheen turn to the story of Brian Clough and his famous 44-day tenure as manager of Leeds in The Damned United. And as Quantum of Solace is released on DVD, British comedian Will Smith has a taste of 007's action-packed lifestyle. Bex Palmer Interests Damages Pretty Girl in a Leotard Acclaimed American legal drama. UNR sue Patty for defamation when she uses the media to accuse their CEO of murder, and she must track down an unlikely shareholder. Meanwhile, Ellen returns to David's apartment. Glenn Close Rose Byrne Ted Danson Tate Donovan William Hurt Mario Van Peebles Drama . 5/13 . Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. News and Current Affairs See Hear Topical Update Father Cyril British Sign Language magazine series. Deafblind Roman Catholic priest Father Cyril Axelrod speaks over ten different languages and has travelled from South Africa to China working to change attitudes towards the deaf. See Hear looks back at his journey in November 2005 to meet the Pope in Rome, and talks to him as he reflects on his life's great achievements. Karen Kirk Documentary Who Do You Think You Are? Kevin Whately Celebrity genealogy series. Kevin Whately, famous for playing working-class characters, has, in fact, a surprisingly affluent family history. Kevin begins in Newcastle, investigating the careers of his grandmother Doris, a singer, and her father, the self-made 'fishing king' of the north-east. Further investigations uncover an 18th century forebear who was a turkey trader, and reveal that his ancestors, the Thomson brothers, were among the richest and most powerful men of the 17th century. Mary Cranitch Documentary MasterChef John Torode and Gregg Wallace are looking for the country's next star chef. In this heat, contestants will face three high-pressure tests: inventing a dish from scratch, cooking in the fast-paced professional kitchen of Suka at the Sanderson Hotel and creating a two course meal to impress the judges. Only one of them will get through to the forthcoming quarter-final and one step closer to becoming Masterchef. Cookery MasterChef John Torode and Gregg Wallace are looking for the country's next star chef. In this heat, contestants will face three high-pressure tests: inventing a dish from scratch, cooking in the fast-paced professional kitchen of the Charlotte Street Hotel and creating a two course meal to impress the judges. Only one of them will get through to the forthcoming quarter-final and one step closer to becoming Masterchef. Cookery MasterChef John Torode and Gregg Wallace are looking for the country's next star chef. In this heat, contestants will face three high-pressure tests: inventing a dish from scratch, cooking in the fast-paced professional kitchen at Sartoria and creating a two course meal to impress the judges. Only one of them will get through to the forthcoming quarter-final and one step closer to becoming Masterchef. Cookery Axe the Agent? Property series. This programme follows two homeowners who have decided to go it alone and sell their home without going through an estate agent. The experts, property developer Gary McCausland and former estate agent Jonny Benarr, put the homeowners through their paces to help them achieve that elusive sale. The football-mad Fosters in Barnsley and the Scotts in London are going all out for that elusive sale. Will they be glad they axed the agent? Interests BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. News and Current Affairs Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. News and Current Affairs Tikkabilla Daily magazine programme for pre-school children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. Simon, Lorna and Tamba look at colours, carnivals and festivals. Children Our Planet Fish and Weather Nature clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology. Children Big Cook Little Cook Dentist Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. Small discovers huge bites taken out of a various foods in the kitchen but has no idea who made them. Ben has toothache, so when Denise the Dentist arrives, they make her a fruity smile. In return, she leaves them some chattering teeth and an appointment for Ben to go to the dentist to have his teeth checked. Steve Marsh Dan Wright Children Arthur Double bill of the animated adventures of an aardvark. First, Binky travels in a dream to a land where everything must rhyme. Next, Mom asks Arthur to look after DW when she loses her voice. Children Newsround Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children Roar Wild animal tales with Rani Price and Matthew Skilton. The keepers try to get to the bottom of a gorilla's mystery illness using a scanner that looks inside the brain. The tiger cubs have their first ever fish supper, the red river hog piglets go on their biggest adventure yet, and the elephant keepers put a new recruit through her paces. Children Pinky Dinky Doo Tyler's Silly Shirt Mixed media animation for young children. Pinky Dinky Doo lives in Great Big City with her parents, her four-year-old brother Tyler, and their amazing pet Mr Guinea Pig. When a problem arises, Pinky dances her way to a cardboard story box and uses a piece of chalk and her imagination to tell a story. Tyler learns the importance of 'being yourself' when a boy at school makes fun of his t-shirt. Children Jackanory Junior The Great Tug of War Story time for young viewers and families. Don Gilet tells the story of a cheeky hare who persuades a hippo and an elephant to have a tug-of-war that neither can possibly win. Children Harry and Toto Give and Receive Animation. Harry and Toto are a hare and tortoise who help young children learn about opposites. The residents of Opposite Town are celebrating Giving Day and are enjoying choosing gifts to give one another. Harry is hoping to receive lots of presents but does not realise that giving can be just as much fun. Harry sees the light when Lino the lion tells him the Great Giving Story, but will he still have enough time to get some presents? Children Finley the Fire Engine Clean Machines Animation following the adventures of the vehicles of Friendlyville. Join Finley the Fire Engine, Gorby the dustbin lorry, Miguel the post van, Scooty the school bus, DJ the bulldozer, Jesse the tow truck, Isabelle the ice cream lorry and Dex the dump truck as they serve the community, solve problems and have lots of fun! The trucks cannot wash when Suds breaks down. They think it is fun being dirty until their dirtiness causes problems. Children Louie Draw Me a Genie Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. When Louie and Yoko find an old carpet in the attic, they magic up a genie to see if they can make it fly. Children Louie Draw Me a Marmot Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Louie and Sophie need to find someone who can referee their football match. Children Bob the Builder: Project Build It Muck's Convoy Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new, ecologically friendly town from scratch. Bob has built a new waterwheel for the old watermill. He has made it at the yard, but now needs to dismantle it to take the sections to the mill. Muck leads the convoy but they go the wrong way and get stuck in a marsh. Muck is convinced he is a terrible leader, but the others explain that admitting your mistakes is a sign of good leadership. Children Big Barn Farm Lester Loses His Voice Animated adventures of a group of baby animals who live together on Big Barn Farm. Gobo the goat, Petal the pig, Digger the puppy and Dash the donkey help each other out as they go about life on the farm. Lester the cockerel loses his voice, and the farmyard gang need to help him get it back in time for the morning cock-a-doodle-doo. Children Charlie and Lola I Want to Play Music Too Children's animation. Join brother and sister Lola and Charlie as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Charlie and Marv are to present a piece about outer space, accompanied by music, in front of the whole school. Lola is desperate to join in, even improvising instruments as she cannot play any herself. Suddenly, Marv falls ill and someone must take his place. Children In the Night Garden Wave to the Wottingers Series for young children about a magical place inhabited by a community of toy characters. The Pontipines set out on their very long walk, but everywhere they go their neighbours, the Wottingers, are there before them. They wave to the Wottingers and the Wottingers wave back, round the garden until they are safely home again. Children Seasonal Snapshots Spring Showcasing children's video diaries about the seasons, this series also explores cross-curriculum themes in short documentaries, encouraging children to observe the world around them and respond creatively. Children from across the UK observe the season of spring where they live, and spring in art, science and geography is highlighted. Children Telling Tales English - The Boy and the Drum Educational programme for seven- to 11-year-olds. An old man is driven to distraction by a boy playing his drum. Everyone he asks has a different idea of how to stop the boy from playing, but it is not until a wise man appears on the scene and offers to help that the problem is solved. Children Telling Tales French - The Boy and the Drum Educational programme for seven- to 11-year-olds. An old man is driven to distraction by a boy playing his drum. Everyone he asks has a different idea of how to stop the boy from playing, but it is not until a wise man appears on the scene and offers to help that the problem is solved. Translated into French. Children Hands Up! Fantastic Mr Fox - Part 3 Educational series. British Sign Language adaptation of Roald Dahl's story, by Clara Ratcliffe. The adventures of Mr Fox and his family as they attempt to outwit three mean farmers in their nightly search for food. Can Mr Fox trick the farmers and provide a feast for the animals who live underground? Children Just So Darwin It is time for Sam to settle down for three more animal stories. In the first story, Percy the puffer fish discovers his puff. In the second story, Sam finds out how the giraffe got to have such a long neck. In story three, Grandad and Sam meet Lonesome George and find out why he is the last of his kind of tortoise left in the world. Children The Daily Politics Andrew Neil and Anita Anand have the top political stories of the day. Current affairs Working Lunch The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country. Business Britain's Dream Homes Contemporary Melissa Porter and Rhodri Owen search Britain to find the best property in three price brackets: a quarter of a million, half a million and a million pounds plus. The pair seek out Britain's dream contemporary home and there are some eclectic properties to choose from. They find innovative design and ultra-modern devices including rain showers and space-age garages to remote-controlled mood lighting. Consumer Animal Park Elvis the camel gets all shook up when it is time for him to leave the building, and the tigers go for a dip in their new pond. Kate Humble and Ben Fogle have all the news from behind the scenes at Longleat Safari Park. Documentary Murder, She Wrote The Trouble with Seth Drama series about sleuthing crime writer Jessica Fletcher. Jessica's friend is missing and, with bloodstained evidence of a body being dragged through a window, this can only mean another murder in Cabot Cove. Angela Lansbury William Windom Ron Masak Ben Masters Kim Johnston Urich Ann Hearn Drama Flog It! Paul Martin and the team are in Crawley. Experts Charlie Ross and Mark Stacey give valuations. Paul learns about Britain's oldest licensed airport. Interests A Question of Genius Kirsty Wark's contestants return to battle it out over increasingly difficult rounds to get the chance to answer A Question of Genius on their chosen subject and win 5000 pounds. Game show Bargain Hunt Famous Finds Tony Blackburn v Alvin Stardust Tony Blackburn and Alvin Stardust look for bargains at an antiques fair in Sussex to sell them for profit at auction in London. Among the items Alvin loves is a 70s hi-fi pod, while Tony cannot resist a coat of arms bearing the Blackburn crest and a canon ball. During their day shopping, presenter Tim Wonnacott discusses Tony's interest in old gramophone players, while Alvin demostrates the old acoustic guitar which his mother gave him and which he got many of the biggest names in music to sign, including all the Beatles and Buddy Holly. Tracy Comer Interests Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel and two Mastermind winners, Chris Hughes and Kevin Ashman. Game show Priceless Antiques Roadshow Is it a fake or a real find? Is it better to get the good news or the bad news first? The team reveal some of the most memorable reactions to an Antiques Roadshow appraisal. Interests Darwin's Dangerous Idea Life and Death In the final episode of the series, Andrew Marr discovers how Darwin's ideas are helping mankind to save life on earth from extinction - the environmental movement was built upon his insight that all life on earth is connected. Exploring the impact of industrialisation, intensive farming and our growing hunger for meat, Marr tells the story of our slow awakening to the full implications of Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection and our own destructive powers as a species. Documentary . 2/3 . Coast Cardiff to St. David's Series exploring the UK coastline. The team's journey starts in Cardiff marina, takes in the Gower Peninsula and finishes in Britain's smallest city, St David's. Neil Oliver accompanies Babs, the land speed record-breaking car from the 1920s, on its return to Pendine Sands. Mark Horton explores how Swansea's monopoly of the world copper trade sped Nelson towards his victory at the battle of Trafalgar. Miranda Krestovnikoff joins the dolphins who come to the Welsh coast to raise their young. Documentary Horizon Why Can't We Predict Earthquakes? Last century, earthquakes killed over one million, and it is predicted that this century might see ten times as many deaths. Yet, when an earthquake strikes, it always takes people by surprise. So why hasn't science worked out how to predict when and where the next big quake is going to happen? Journeying to China's Sichuan Province as well as the notorious San Andreas Fault in California, Horizon asks why science has so far fallen short of answering this fundamental question. Mark Radice Documentary The Culture Show The final Culture Show of the series comes from the Whitechapel Art gallery in East London. After a 13-million-pound restoration, the Whitechapel is about to re-open. Andrew Graham-Dixon tells the story of the gallery that transformed the British art scene. Mark Kermode interviews the playwright, screenplay-writer, and now film director, Charlie Kaufman. Lauren Laverne has an equally rare interview - with American singer-songwriter Will Oldham, who also goes by the name Bonnie 'Prince' Billy. Interests Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Jeremy Paxman. News and Current Affairs Best of Later with Jools 2008 Jools looks back on some of the magical performances from the show in 2008. Including performances from Fleet Foxes, Robert Plant and Alison Kraus, The Killers, Jimmy Cliff, TV on the Radio, MGMT and Kings of Leon, plus moments at the piano chatting with Eartha Kitt, Liza Minnelli and Carla Bruni. Music and Arts High Altitude Ed Leigh and Graham Bell present an all-action winter sports show. Ed and Graham travel to New Zealand, where they attempt a 'Tyrolean Traverse' - a 100m crossing between two mountain peaks on a single piece of rope. Supermodel and avid skier Jodie Kidd then goes on the trip of a lifetime, heli-skiing with Ed and Graham. Sport British Style Genius Breaking the Rules - Fashion Rebel Look The series exploring what makes British fashion and style distinctive continues with the fashion rebel look and the story of the industry's great mavericks, from Vivienne Westwood and John Galliano through to Alexander McQueen. These outsider designers tore up the style rule book in the creative outpouring that followed punk, licensing the rest of us to wear exactly what we want and become fashion rebels. Documentary BBC News BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. News and Current Affairs GCSE Bitesize Revision Physical Education Revision for the written and practical PE exams, including items about the body, diet, fitness and training, plus tips on analysing sporting performance. Education Tikkabilla Daily magazine programme for preschool children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. In this edition, lots of bears and dancing with Beverley, Paul and Tamba. Children Doctor Who The Sontaran Stratagem Martha Jones summons the Doctor back to modern-day Earth, but an old enemy lies in wait. David Tennant Catherine Tate Freema Agyeman Bernard Cribbins Jacqueline King Ryan Sampson Drama . 3/13 . The Real Hustle A team of hustlers - Alexis Conran, Paul Wilson and Jessica Clement - try out some notorious scams on members of the public, filmed with hidden cameras and intercut with interviews from fraud protection experts, police and scam victims. Documentary Freaky Eaters Addicted to Diet Cola Nutritionist Charlotte Watts and psychological coach Felix Economakis help people with strange eating habits and food phobias and addictions. While Charlotte encourages them to eat new foods, Felix attempts to get to the bottom of the psychological problems causing their food phobias, with the aim of getting them on the road to eating a healthy balanced diet in just four weeks. Documentary Gary: Young, Psychic and Possessed Twenty-year-old Gary Mannion calls himself Britain's youngest psychic surgeon, channelling a spirit from the dead to operate on the sick. He travels the world to bring his alleged ability to effect miracle cures to a devoted following. Filmmaker Emeka Onono follows Gary as he tries to prove he really does have the power to heal. Emeka hears stories of miracle cures, watches Gary operate and even participates in seances, before turning to science to try to separate fact from fantasy. Emeka Onono Documentary EastEnders Bradley finally manages to get the girl, but will she stick around once the truth is revealed? Janine spots an opportunity of the tall, dark and handsome variety, and Patrick finally opens up to Tommy. John Greening Charlie Clements Nina Toussaint-White Adam Woodyatt Laurie Brett Nina Wadia Patsy Palmer Soap Horne and Corden This skitcom has a confidence out of whack with its material, but there are still some sizeable sniggers, including James Corden's neat Ricky Gervais stitch-up and the Team GB gymnasts on the rings. A nice nod to the old guard, too, with Tim Brooke-Taylor guesting at Bananaman's funeral. Radio Times reviewer - Mark Braxton Kathy Burke Mathew Horne James Corden Mathew Baynton Helen Cripps Kellie Bright Brendan Patricks Comedy . 2/6 . 1/1 Family Guy Stewie B Goode Animated comedy about family life. After losing at a swimming competition, Stewie tries to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him. Comedy Family Guy Bango Was His Name-O Animated comedy about family life. Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father. Comedy Gary: Young, Psychic and Possessed Twenty-year-old Gary Mannion calls himself Britain's youngest psychic surgeon, channelling a spirit from the dead to operate on the sick. He travels the world to bring his alleged ability to effect miracle cures to a devoted following. Filmmaker Emeka Onono follows Gary as he tries to prove he really does have the power to heal. Emeka hears stories of miracle cures, watches Gary operate and even participates in seances, before turning to science to try to separate fact from fantasy. Emeka Onono Documentary Freaky Eaters Addicted to Diet Cola Nutritionist Charlotte Watts and psychological coach Felix Economakis help people with strange eating habits and food phobias and addictions. While Charlotte encourages them to eat new foods, Felix attempts to get to the bottom of the psychological problems causing their food phobias, with the aim of getting them on the road to eating a healthy balanced diet in just four weeks. Documentary Horne and Corden Mathew Horne and James Corden host and star in their own comedy sketch show. Mat and James try to do their bit to help a disabled fan... with disastrous results. Meanwhile, Superman has to give Spider-Man some very bad news about Banana Man; Ricky Gervais takes on a new Western film; James has something special to shows Mat; and the Young People's Church have a very special message for the non-believers. Kathy Burke Mathew Horne James Corden Mathew Baynton Helen Cripps Kellie Bright Brendan Patricks Comedy Natalie Cassidy's Real Britain Natalie Cassidy presents a series of films about young Britons inspired by subjects close to her own heart. This time she is investigating our last sexual taboos. Otto, a young man with Down's Syndrome, searches for love. Tessa, Niki and Andy are all twenty-somethings who are asexual. Can they find love without sex? Documentary Reading and Leeds Festival 2008 Edith Bowman and Zane Lowe look back over last weekend's festival. With performances from the likes of Metallica, The Killers, The Last Shadow Puppets, Ting Tings, Vampire Weekend, Seasick Steve and Glasvegas. Music and Arts World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Current affairs Coal House at War Three Welsh families give up their 21st century creature comforts and travel back in time to 1944 to face the hardships of life during the Second World War. The women take on a secret mission at the munitions factory while the men struggle down the mine. Just as it seems things are looking up with a variety show, the families are brought face to face with the grim realities of war. Documentary . 5/9 . Darwin's Struggle: The Evolution of the Origin of Species Documentary telling the story of how Charles Darwin came to write On the Origin of Species. In the 20 years he took to develop his ideas into a book, Darwin went through a personal struggle every bit as turbulent as that of the natural world he observed. Fortunately, he left a record of his insights, observations of nature and expressions of love for those around him. The story is told using Darwin's secret notes and correspondence, featuring contributions from leading biographers and scientists. Documentary Early Doors Comedy series set in a small Manchester public house. The chance to win a box of chocolates has the regulars racking their brains in an attempt to win at The Grapes quiz night and Eddie soon finds himself in a pickle as he reveals his specialist subject. Ken and Tanya's relationship steps up a notch as Tanya lays on her charms for Ken and he lays on free sarnies. Mel and her new boyfriend Dean get close and personal as they think about getting a place of their own. John Henshaw Susan Cookson Mark Benton Lee Ingleby Phil Mealey Christine Bottomley Sitcom . 2/6 . I've Never Seen Star Wars John Humphrys Marcus Brigstocke hosts a chat show in which he invites someone to step out of their comfort zone and try five new cultural experiences, from playing bingo to reading Proust. Journalist and broadcaster John Humphrys is Marcus's guest. Patti Marr Talk show . 1/8 . Mad Men The Gold Violin Relationships between the personnel are starting to shift in this beguilingly brilliant series. The luscious Joan meets her match in a new secretary, while married, closeted-gay Sal develops an unrequited passion for a colleague. Don Draper's problems, meanwhile, are domestic . . . Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham Phil Abraham Jon Hamm John Slattery Elisabeth Moss Vincent Kartheiser January Jones Christina Hendricks Drama . 6/13 . 1/1 Law and Order A Detective's Tale Four-part drama series about the British judicial system, dealing with an investigation presented from the perspectives of the police force, the criminal, the solicitor and the prison system. The first of the four plays is about the law: those who keep it, those who break it and those who live off it. A Detective's Tale tells the detective's view of a crime. Derek Martin Alan Ford Roy Sone Billy Cornelius Alex Gladwell Fred Haggerty Documentary . 0/4 . The Real Life on Mars Documentary which looks at the world of policing before the 1980s and asks whether 'old-style policing' was as bad as that portrayed on TV in Life on Mars or whether it might have actually been more effective than the political correctness and forensic paraphernalia of today. Includes interviews with ex-cops, criminals, academics and writers. Documentary Darwin's Struggle: The Evolution of the Origin of Species Documentary telling the story of how Charles Darwin came to write On the Origin of Species. In the 20 years he took to develop his ideas into a book, Darwin went through a personal struggle every bit as turbulent as that of the natural world he observed. Fortunately, he left a record of his insights, observations of nature and expressions of love for those around him. The story is told using Darwin's secret notes and correspondence, featuring contributions from leading biographers and scientists. Documentary Proms on Four 2008 King's Singers - 40th Anniversary Suzy Klein introduces a concert by the King's Singers, who return to mark their 40th anniversary with a wide-ranging Anglo-French programme including French folk songs by Poulenc, French renaissance madrigals, English Victorian part-songs and more recent arrangements of traditional English folk songs of the type they have made their own.UPDATED LISTING: Slot duration change - now runs for ten minutes fewer than billed. Music and Arts The Book Quiz Kirsty Wark presents the literary panel game. Historical novelist Philippa Gregory and pop culture writer Paul Morley fight it out against author Julie Myerson and another historical writer Antony Beevor.UPDATED LISTING: Was originally scheduled to transmit at 3:50am. Sue McMahon Game show Breakfast All the latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. 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Current affairs Lords - Postal Services Recorded coverage of business in the House of Lords on Tuesday 24 March, including the committee stage of the Postal Services Bill. Current affairs Newsround CBBC joins the Newsround team, keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children Funky Fables A Knight's Tale Animation featuring audience participation. Well known folk stories and fairy tales are given a modern twist, with viewers able to become characters featured in the story by uploading a picture of their face through the CBBC website. Children Rocket Boy and Toro The Big Fall Out Comedy space adventure. Toro has munches through the day's delivery co-ordinates. Even Rocket Boy is annoyed because now they have to navigate with old-fashioned map. Toro isn't the best map reader and he takes Rocket Boy on a wild goose chase. The pair have a big argument and Rocket Boy drops Toro off on the nearest planet. 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Dan Balaam Children The Sarah Jane Adventures The Day of the Clown - Part 2 Children's drama series from the makers of Doctor Who, following the adventures of investigative journalist Sarah Jane Smith, a former companion to the Doctor. Luke is taken by Spellman and Sarah Jane has to confront her oldest fears to save him. Elisabeth Sladen Daniel Anthony Tommy Knight Anjli Mohindra Bradley Walsh Floella Benjamin Children The Basil Brush Show Basil the Casualty Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible Basil Brush and friends. Basil's illness lands him in hospital where his treatment holds a few surprises. Michael Byers Michael Hayes Janine Vieira Ajay Chhabra Laura Evans Children Best of Friends Rani and Abs present the show that tests the friendships of five close mates with a series of terrible tasks and tantalising treats. Children Beat the Boss Board Game Saira Khan presents as a team of three children compete with three top business people to make a new product for children. They need to think outside the box today and devise a brand new board game. Children SMart Children's creative art show. Kirsten O'Brien and Mike Fischetti get off to an arty start with veg-printing, toast art and an inter-galactic extreme picture. With special guest Abs from Best Of Friends. Geoff Coward Children Get 100 Gameshow where the aim of the game is to get 100, presented by Hardeep Singh Kohli. Four contestants compete in this razor-sharp quiz where the answers to all the questions are numbers between one and 99. Strategy is just as important as intellect, as the contestants need to think carefully about what to do with their points - do they keep them for themselves, or use them to sabotage an opponent's score? Children 50/50 Angellica Bell presents as Sighthill from Glasgow and Moffat from the Borders prepare for battle. The Spike, Fly, Cube and Avalanche are trials of skill and agility whereas the Observator will test the team's memories. Children Rocket Boy and Toro The Big Fall Out Comedy space adventure. Toro has munches through the day's delivery co-ordinates. Even Rocket Boy is annoyed because now they have to navigate with old-fashioned map. Toro isn't the best map reader and he takes Rocket Boy on a wild goose chase. The pair have a big argument and Rocket Boy drops Toro off on the nearest planet. Little does he know that a swarm of giant hungry, planet eating creatures are heading for the planet and his pal is in trouble. Children Escape from Scorpion Island High-octane, adrenalin-fuelled adventure game presented by Reggie Yates and Caroline Flack where contestants compete to escape from an exotic island. Children Roar The baby gorillas who are going to be released back into the wild get some jungle training. Their first lesson is tree-climbing because they'll need to find their own food, like fruit, when they get to Africa. We find out what the monkeys make of having their bananas served in bouncing buckets, whether porcupines have a taste for salt and which of all the different animals in the parks is the most easily scared. More wild animal stories with Rani Price and Matthew Skilton. Children Three Delivery Bedtime for Badu Animation. Years ago, an evil apprentice named Kong Li scattered dangerous recipes from a magic cookbook throughout Chinatown. Now Kong Li has returned to find the recipes. Three teenage heroes, skilled in kung fu, have been trained to stop him. Children Only in America Space Fearne Cotton and Reggie Yates are sent on the road trip of a lifetime around the USA to discover the weird, wacky and wonderful things the nation has to offer. It is a space special as the duo defy gravity, spin into orbit and uncover UFOs. Children Shoebox Zoo Wild Horses Children's drama series. Marnie McBride, the Chosen One, persuades her parents to let her stay with her grandparents in America, where she can continue her quest for the Book of Forbidden Knowledge. Marnie and Kyle's relationship reaches a critical point when Kyle almost rejects the horse medicine. Vivien Endicott-Douglas Jason Connery Peter Mullan Children ChuckleVision Muscling In Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul enters Barry for a strong man contest, but how can he compete against the cheating man-mountain Magnus Sorenson? Paul Elliott Barry Elliott Joe Montana Children Dance Factory With Reggie Yates, Camilla Dallerup and Nigel Clarke. Six new dancers meet their expert partners for the first time, but which style will they be learning? Hip Hop, Bhangra and Irish dancing are all possible. Children Uncle Max Goes to the Supermarket Children's comedy series. Max and Luke take Luke's baby sister to the supermarket. Things are going well until the baby spies a blue teddy at the top of an enormous display of red ones, but it's the blue one or nothing. The only trouble is another child has seen the teddy too and rivalry breaks out between Uncle Max and the child's leather-jacketed dad. Uncle Max and the father begin an obstacle race around the aisles, but who will finally get blue teddy to the checkout? David Schneider Jonathan Hanly Children Eliot Kid Igor Children's animation featuring Eliot, the little kid with the mind-boggling imagination that turns the most commonplace situations into Hollywood action-adventure blockbusters. Eliot is worried. His sister Suzie has fallen in love with a young guitar player, and he's sure the guitar's diabolic melodies bewitched her. Eliot and his friends must do everything possible to stop him from performing in concert at the school talent show, and bewitching the entire city. Children Arthur Prunella Packs it In Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Prunella gets worried about college, even though she's still only in elementary school. She piles on extra activities to make her seem 'more appealing'. Will she crack under the heavy load, or learn to relax and focus on the things she enjoys? Children Funky Fables Merry Men at Work Animation featuring audience participation. Well known folk stories and fairy tales are given a modern twist, with viewers able to become characters featured in the story by uploading a picture of their face through the CBBC website. Children Raven - The Dragon's Eye Children's fantasy game show. Six warriors remain on the quest to reach the Castle of Shadows and find the Dragon's Eye. Ervan is confronted by nevar, and plots to trick Raven and the warriors into leading him to the Eye. A fearsome river stands in the way of the warriors' progress and they must work together to get across safely. Once they reach the far side, they remain in danger and must gain protection from the Castle Demons in Spirit Shield. Raven knows that danger lurks all around. Maria Stewart Children Hot Rods Nail-biting children's game show combining mental and physical challenges, presented by Zoe Salmon. Contestants must pass the tasks and hope their opponents fail, because it's a tug-of-war where prizes are lost and won in the blink of an eye. After each challenge the teams choose a Hot Rod, but they do not know the value of the rod until it is pulled. Will it be enough to win the game? Or will it lose them everything? Children The Story of Tracy Beaker Big Fight Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Justine and Tracy set up the boys as champions to wrestle on their behalf. Dani Harmer Montanna Thompson Chloe Hibbert Waters Chelsie Padley Ben Hanson Ciaran Joyce Children Paradise Cafe A Map of Stars Drama series. Maori navigator Te Ura storms into the cafe. She is desperate to find the legendary Black Pearl, but her mutinous sailors don't want to search for it any more. Robbo and Tai help Te Ura find the Black Pearl and are led to its hiding place by a school of sharks. When they present it to Te Ura, Robbo takes all the credit. The glory goes to Robbo's head and he manages to fall out with everyone, banishing Chloe from the cafe. Only a visit from the sharks can reveal the real hero. Danny Mulheron Pax Baldwin Nua Finau Holly Bodimeade Lara Custance Amelia Reynolds Miranda Harcourt Children Pinky and Perky Pig Issues 3D animated comedy series. It's Pinky and Perky's birthday, and there's a special show lined up to celebrate. Everyone is doing their best to make it a great day, apart from Vera, who decides to test their brotherly love to the limits. By the time they go on air, Pinky and Perky are no longer speaking to each other, and the live show looks doomes. Fortunately, KT has a brainwave and Pinky and Perky stop bickering just in time for the end credits, much to Vera's dismay! Children Three Delivery Friday the 13th to the 4th Power Animation. Years ago, an evil apprentice named Kong Li scattered dangerous recipes from a magic cookbook throughout Chinatown. Now Kong Li has returned to find the recipes. Three teenage heroes, skilled in kung fu, have been trained to stop him. The only thing worse than having the most horrible Friday 13th is waking up and realising that you face the exact same day, again. The kids try to figure out how to break free from this cycle while at the same time overcoming their embarrassments. Children Newsround CBBC joins the Newsround team, keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children The Basil Brush Show Going for Broke Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible fox. Dave has an unexpected urge for kindness towards a tramp, which reaps great rewards, but the tramp may not be what he seems. Michael Hayes Max Moran Peter Sissons Georgina Leonidas Christopher Pizzey Children Tikkabilla Daily magazine programme for pre-school children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. Simon, Lorna and Tamba look at colours, carnivals and festivals. Children Our Planet Fish and Weather Nature clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology. Children Big Cook Little Cook Dentist Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. Small discovers huge bites taken out of a various foods in the kitchen but has no idea who made them. Ben has toothache, so when Denise the Dentist arrives, they make her a fruity smile. In return, she leaves them some chattering teeth and an appointment for Ben to go to the dentist to have his teeth checked. Steve Marsh Dan Wright Children LazyTown Rottenbeard Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an enthusiastic eight-year-old, and superhero Sportacus, as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. The children are playing pirates when a real pirate sails in. Rottenbeard, Robbie Rotten in disguise, takes the children on a fake treasure hunt, where they find a fake piece of the LazyTown stone. Sportacus must re-enact the final confrontation between the original Rottenbeard and the mysterious hero who once saved LazyTown. Magnus Scheving Julianna Rose Mauriello Stefan Karl Stefansson Children Tweenies Cut Finger Puppet fun with Jake, Fizz, Milo and Bella, four loveable characters who, with their dog Doodles and their helpers Max and Judy, enjoy singing songs, telling stories and watching TV. Jake falls and cuts his finger. Judy shows the Tweenies how to dress the wound, and then they all make finger puppets and perform a show. Children Bob the Builder: Project Build It Lofty's Comet Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new ecologically-friendly town. Bob and his dad build an observatory so that everyone can watch a comet pass over Sunflower Valley. Children Bobinogs Woodland Walk Series introducing social skills for three- to five-year-olds. Mamgu, Fireman Prout and the Bobinogs are on a woodland walk, and they hope to see some mini-beasts. Children Numberjacks Time Trouble Animated numbers solve real-world mathematical problems with help from children. Spooky Spoon is giving people too much or too little time to do things. The Numberjacks use Four's timer to end Spooky Spoon's meddling. She is so annoyed she chases Five off a cliff, but the Numberjacks make his fall take a long time. Children Pingu Pingu's Stick Up The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief in his snowy world. His companions are his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal, his caring mother and his father who is the local postman. Pingu and Pinga find some stickers in their cereal box, and begin to label things. But when Pingu claims Pinga's favourite toy, Pinga gets revenge by labelling everything in the igloo as hers. Children Pingu Pingu and the Doorbell The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief in his snowy world. His companions are his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal, his caring mother and his father who is the local postman. Pingu knows that he is in trouble when he breaks the igloo's doorbell. Dashing to the Doorbell Shop, he is delighted to find a new hi tech bell, and replaces the broken one with this new model. But everyone hates the crazy new jingle. Children Boo! Tennis Courts The adventures of Boo, who likes to hide. Today Boo and his friends visit the Tennis Courts and Boo becomes a Tennis Player. Children Balamory Plum the Musical Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Josie is very busy making all the right noises! She is organising a very special performance at the nursery all about a famous Balamory Policeman. Julie Wilson Nimmo Juliet Cadzow Mary Riggans Kim Tserkezie Andrew Agnew Miles Jupp Children Me Too! The School Trip Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Grannie Murray. Raymond has to sort out the packed lunches when Mickey John takes the children on a school trip. Children Little Robots Beautiful and New Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who create their own world from the scrapheap on which they find themselves abandoned. Noisy is having trouble finding a new noise. Children Little Red Tractor Farm Games Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. The Farm Games will prove, once and for all, who is the biggest and strongest. However, a series of mishaps leaves only two competitors, Stan and Mr. Jones, who compete with a tractor pull. Children Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies Spot the Difference Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around the adventures of a group of animals on the African savannah. They include Mama the elephant, her calf, Max, a cheetah named Bo and Karla, a zebra. When Bo accidentally approaches a zebra, thinking it's Karla, he asks Mama to help him hone his powers of observation so that he can tell the difference between similar-looking animals. Children Louie Draw Me a Genie Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. When Louie and Yoko find an old carpet in the attic, they magic up a genie to see if they can make it fly. Children Something Special - Out and About Wood Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Justin is off to explore a wood, but first he must find his friends Leah and Aidan. Together they set off to find a signpost, a squirrel and a log. Mr Tumble is looking for his friends as well, because he is going to have a picnic. Children Bobinogs Do Eggs Grow On Trees? Series introducing social skills and useful concepts to three- to five-year-olds. Nib, Bobin and Ogi are so confused. Where do eggs come from before they reach the shop? They learn about food and where it comes from. Children In the Night Garden Be Careful Tombliboos! In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Travelling in the Pinky Ponk, the Tombliboos are drinking their Pinky Ponk juice. Several times they just avoid spilling their juice by being careful but finally it splats everywhere. Children The Roly Mo Show Too Cold Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Children The Story Makers Football When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories. Jackson suffers from football fever. Children Fimbles Box of Coins Series for young children in which the colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Fimbo finds three shiny coins, and he wants to buy something with them. Children Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! The Snow Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. Yoko, Jakamoko and Toto meet some penguins and learn how to play in the snow. Children Balamory Plum the Musical Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Josie is very busy making all the right noises! She is organising a very special performance at the nursery all about a famous Balamory Policeman. Julie Wilson Nimmo Juliet Cadzow Mary Riggans Kim Tserkezie Andrew Agnew Miles Jupp Children Me Too! The School Trip Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Grannie Murray. Raymond has to sort out the packed lunches when Mickey John takes the children on a school trip. Children Little Robots Beautiful and New Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who create their own world from the scrapheap on which they find themselves abandoned. Noisy is having trouble finding a new noise. Children Little Red Tractor Farm Games Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. The Farm Games will prove, once and for all, who is the biggest and strongest. However, a series of mishaps leaves only two competitors, Stan and Mr. Jones, who compete with a tractor pull. Children Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies Spot the Difference Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around the adventures of a group of animals on the African savannah. They include Mama the elephant, her calf, Max, a cheetah named Bo and Karla, a zebra. When Bo accidentally approaches a zebra, thinking it's Karla, he asks Mama to help him hone his powers of observation so that he can tell the difference between similar-looking animals. Children Louie Draw Me a Genie Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. When Louie and Yoko find an old carpet in the attic, they magic up a genie to see if they can make it fly. Children Something Special - Out and About Wood Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Justin is off to explore a wood, but first he must find his friends Leah and Aidan. Together they set off to find a signpost, a squirrel and a log. Mr Tumble is looking for his friends as well, because he is going to have a picnic. Children Bobinogs Do Eggs Grow On Trees? Series introducing social skills and useful concepts to three- to five-year-olds. Nib, Bobin and Ogi are so confused. Where do eggs come from before they reach the shop? They learn about food and where it comes from. Children In the Night Garden Be Careful Tombliboos! In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Travelling in the Pinky Ponk, the Tombliboos are drinking their Pinky Ponk juice. Several times they just avoid spilling their juice by being careful but finally it splats everywhere. Children The Roly Mo Show Too Cold Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Children The Story Makers Football When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories. Jackson suffers from football fever. Children Clifford's Puppy Days Sock It To Me Animated story of Clifford the Big Red Dog before he got so big. Daffodil feels left out when Emily and Clifford play together. Children Boogie Beebies Brave Prince - Tuesday Children's music programme. There's a fairytale theme, so put on a storyteller hat and help Pete and the Boogie Bunch dance all the way to a happy ending. Children Pinky Dinky Doo Puppy Go Seek Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Daffinee asks Pinky to look after her precious pet poodle. Children Mister Maker Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker makes porthole pictures out of paper plates, transforms a plastic lid and some clay into a photo frame that looks just like him. And find out how to make a brilliant bookmark in a minute. Guess the answer to todays shape puzzle and watch The Mister Maker Kids build a gigantic snake. Helen Scott Children Telly Tales The Golden Duck Myths, legends and tales from around the world jump off the pages and straight into children's imagination in this innovative mix of animation and live action. Children help create the artwork and play all the characters, creating a fantastic mix of multi-layered pop-up book and magical stage play. Featuring a traditional story from Warsaw, Poland, about Lutek, a poor shoemaker who has a rather surprising adventure in store. Elen Rhys Children Poetry Pie Pre-school fun featuring a cast of animated creatures who act, dance and sing in a magical world of poetry. Charlie Kenyon Amber Warren Mischa Baker Evie Connolly Julie Grifo Emma Halvorsen Children Mister Maker Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker uses splodges to make gloopy glue patterns, makes a marvellous mouse finger puppet in a minute, and shows how to grow a hilarious head with a grass hairdo. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch the Mister Maker Kids make an enormous birthday cake. Children Grandpa In My Pocket Princess Purpelovna's Plan Comedy drama featuring a Grandpa with a magical Shrinking Cap that only his grandson Jason knows about. Sunnysands has a special visitor - it is the famous film star Princess Purpelovna. But Grandpa is horrified to discover that she has big plans to change Sunnysands. The purple Princess must be stopped. Richard Bradley James Bolam Jay Ruckley Rula Lenska Josie Cable Sam Ellis Zara Ramm Children Chuggington Koko and the Squirrels Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where all the trains talk, think and do not need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Koko has her first big solo job, delivering timber to the paper mill, but she ignores Old Puffer Pete's advice to take it slow and ends up coming off the track and spilling her load! Children CBeebies Bedtime Hour:In the Night Garden Following In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. The Tombliboos are playing inside their house, but Tombliboo Eee cannot decide what to do. She doesn't want to play with the drums like Tombliboo Unn. She doesn't want to play with the bricks like Tombliboo Ooo. Tombliboo Eee wanted to play the piano! Soon all the Tombliboos are playing happily together following each other. Children 3rd and Bird Costume Party Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social responsibility. Samuel wants to be an apple tree at the costume party, but Muffin eats his apple. Can the kids find him another costume in time? Children Charlie and Lola My Little Town Children's animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Sharing the My Little Town play set that Granny and Grandpa gave them proves to be a challenge for the pair. Charlie plans major construction projects, while Lola wants flowers, trees, butterflies and a zoo house. Charlie gets carried away with his empire and hogs the game, and an upset Lola has to decide whether to help save the town from a Martian invasion. Children CBeebies Bedtime Stories Winnie's Flying Carpet Annette Crosbie reads Winnie's Flying Carpet, by Valerie Thomas and Korky Paul. Children Tikkabilla Daily magazine programme for preschool children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. In this edition, lots of bears and dancing with Beverley, Paul and Tamba. Children GMTV The latest news with Kate Garraway and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Kate Garraway and Ben Shephard. Richard Arnold picks the cream of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly. Interests GMTV with Lorraine Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests. Interests The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience. Talk show This Morning Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Fashion stylists Helen Boyle and Faye Sawyer take a look at the best buys and must-haves for the season ahead. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet). Entertainment ITV News and Weather The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast. News and Current Affairs This Morning Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Fashion stylists Helen Boyle and Faye Sawyer take a look at the best buys and must-haves for the season ahead. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet). Entertainment Loose Women Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Jo Johns Entertainment ITV Lunchtime News and Weather Alastair Stewart and Katie Derham present a round-up of today's news headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast, and the latest news and weather from your region. News and Current Affairs Dickinson's Real Deal David Dickinson and the team are in Kendal today, and Mike Melody is trying to get locals Barbara and Arthur to part with their hand-built vintage train set. Mike steams in with an 800 pound offer, but Barbara is holding out for a grand. It is up to David to get this deal on track! Kieran Smith Interests The Alan Titchmarsh Show Alan Titchmarsh presents the daily chat show that celebrates the very best of British, featuring celebrity guests, unsung heroes, and discussions on the hot topics of the day. Talk show A Touch of Frost No Refuge (Part 2) After four robberies in four days at the same house, Frost comes up with a surprising arrest as a result of lateral thinking. Meanwhile, a wages snatch at a local factory leads to murder, and the owner's life is threatened when he identifies a suspect. David Jason Bruce Alexander Lindy Whiteford Sally Dexter Billy Murray Susan Brown Drama Taste the Nation Nick Hancock hosts the county vs county cookery competition, in which amateurs are mentored by celebrity chefs. Today Cheshire competes with Wiltshire, and the menus include an exciting mix of traditional fare like Cheshire cheese and apple cake and ham hock cakes, alongside more contemporary dishes such as venison carpaccio and burnt custard with poached pears. Will everything go to plan for our amateurs? Interests Meridian Tonight All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather. News and Current Affairs ITV Evening News and Weather Geraint Vincent and Mary Nightingale present a round-up of today's news headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. News and Current Affairs Emmerdale Zak's plan has an unexpected effect on Bob's business - when Aaron gets involved. Debbie is released from prison and Ashley visits Jasmine. Lexi worries about her relationship with Carl when she compares them to the loved-up Nicola and Jimmy. Maisie and Andy agree to keep their relationship a secret. Tim Dowd Charley Webb Tony Audenshaw Kelvin Fletcher Alice Coulthard Jane Cox Steve Halliwell Andy Devine Mark Charnock Danny Miller Sian Reese-Williams Lesley Dunlop Alex Carter Nicola Wheeler Nick Miles Kelsey-Beth Crossley Lyndon Ogbourne Amanda Donohoe Maxwell Caulfield Charlie Hardwick Christopher Chittell Elizabeth Estensen Isabel Hodgins Soap New Homes from Hell 2009 First Time Buyers This episode looks at the first time buyers whose attempts at getting on to the property ladder have not been happy experiences. Two friends from London thought they had found a bargain in a new build house, only to find that the construction was so shoddy, they were unable to move in. We also meet the couple who inadvertently became landlords to a cannabis factory. Plus we look at the barn conversion that became a planning disaster ending with the owner in ruins as well as the barn. Documentary . 2/3 . Holloway For many of the women in Holloway Prison's young offenders wing, the focus of the second episode in a well-made and thoughtful series, incarceration provides a strange form of stability. Strange for anyone who's grown up loved and secure, that is, but not for young women who have suffered hellish childhoods. Some don't want to leave when they've completed their sentences. For one young woman who before prison had problems with alcohol, Holloway has meant for the first time ever a structured life - she knows where her next meal is coming from and that every night she will sleep somewhere safe. Sadly, her anxieties bring on a particularly savage bout of self-harming. With almost painful inevitability, her story doesn't end happily when she's met, on her release from Holloway, by a friend who brings her bottles of vodka and beer. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham Lynn Alleway Documentary . 1/3 . 1/1 News at Ten and Weather James Mates and Julie Etchingham present a round-up of the news headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast, and the latest news and weather from your region. News and Current Affairs Confessions Flight Attendant This programme investigates what being a flight attendant is really like, and reveals what goes on in the cockpit and behind the galley curtain. Expect a few surprises - from what could happen to you if you fancy joining the Mile High Club, to what could happen to your food if you do not treat your attendants with respect. With stories from current and former flight attendants, as well as travel advice from Tony Hawks and The Sun's Lisa Minot. Documentary Police, Camera, Action! Speed Dating More heart-stopping police video footage of dangerous and reckless driving. Plus tips on how to stay safe on the road. Presented by Alastair Stewart and Adrian Simpson. Documentary Guinness Premiership Rugby Craig Doyle presents all the highlights from the Round 18 matches played over the weekend, including Bath v Newcastle, Leicester v Saracens, Harlequins v Sale, London Irish v Northampton, Wasps v Bristol and Worcester v Gloucester. Sport Nightwatch with Steve Scott Crime Steve Scott goes on patrol with police forces across the land in the battle against criminals and law-breakers, to expose life on the front line with Britain's law enforcers. Documentary Loose Women Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Jo Johns Entertainment The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle hosts the confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience. Talk show ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. Interests ITV Early Morning News A round-up of the news headlines. News and Current Affairs GMTV The latest news with Kate Garraway and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Kate Garraway and Andrew Castle. Richard Arnold picks the cream of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly. Interests Coronation Street Tony is left reeling by Michelle's revelations about Carla. Ken and Deirdre fear that Peter is back on the bottle. Umed warns Dev against investing in Tara's projects. Pip Banyard Gray O'Brien Kym Marsh William Roache Anne Kirkbride Chris Gascoyne Harish Patel Soap Coronation Street Things get passionate between Tony and Natasha. Deirdre is frustrated by Ken's seeming indifference to Peter's self-destruction. Tara is gutted when her gallery fails to appear in the Gazette. Pip Banyard Gray O'Brien Rachel Leskovac Anne Kirkbride William Roache Chris Gascoyne Ayesha Dharker Soap Emmerdale The Dingles come up with a plan to get the money to renovate Debbie's house. Bob gets increasingly desperate as the shop is under threat. Perturbed by Andy's apparent indifference, Maisie steps up her pursuit. Tony Prescott Andy Devine Steve Halliwell Mark Charnock Tony Audenshaw Kelvin Fletcher Alice Coulthard Soap The Montel Williams Show Controversial American talk show hosted by ex-naval officer Montel Williams. Talk show Judge Judy New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment The Ricki Lake Show Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows. Talk show Primeval When a young man holidaying at an adventure park is found savaged to death, Cutter and the team are called in to investigate. Cutter suspects a present-day animal is responsible, until he comes face-to-face with a vicious sabretooth tiger which has developed a taste for human flesh. The team must race to catch the big cat before it attacks again, and also find out who has been hiding it from the authorities. Jamie Payne Douglas Henshall Lucy Brown Ben Miller Andrew-Lee Potts Hannah Spearritt Gillian Kearney Drama Judge Judy New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment Judge Judy New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment Judge Judy New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment Coronation Street Tony is left reeling by Michelle's revelations about Carla. Ken and Deirdre fear that Peter is back on the bottle. Umed warns Dev against investing in Tara's projects. Pip Banyard Gray O'Brien Kym Marsh William Roache Anne Kirkbride Chris Gascoyne Harish Patel Soap Coronation Street Things get passionate between Tony and Natasha. Deirdre is frustrated by Ken's seeming indifference to Peter's self-destruction. Tara is gutted when her gallery fails to appear in the Gazette. Pip Banyard Gray O'Brien Rachel Leskovac Anne Kirkbride William Roache Chris Gascoyne Ayesha Dharker Soap Emmerdale The Dingles come up with a plan to get the money to renovate Debbie's house. Bob gets increasingly desperate as the shop is under threat. Perturbed by Andy's apparent indifference, Maisie steps up her pursuit. Tony Prescott Andy Devine Steve Halliwell Mark Charnock Tony Audenshaw Kelvin Fletcher Alice Coulthard Soap The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience. Talk show The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. Talk show Sugababes: The Hot Desk Dave Berry, Emma Griffiths, Nicole Appleton and Mel Blatt track down some of the hottest bands around, and get some exclusive gossip from special celebrity guests. Today they chat to the Sugababes. Entertainment Loose Women Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Jo Johns Entertainment The Ricki Lake Show Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows. Talk show Sally Jessy Raphael Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics. Talk show Judge Judy New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment Primeval An anomaly opens underwater, dragging a teenage boy into a flooded drain. As they search frantically for him, the team are confronted by some sinister creatures from the future. Strong and intelligent, the mermaid-like beings are a formidable bunch, giving the team their toughest challenge yet. Will everyone survive? Jamie Payne Hannah Spearritt Andrew-Lee Potts Douglas Henshall James Murray Lucy Brown Drama . 3/7 . Kids Do the Funniest Things Stephen Mulhern presents hilarious clips of children, including a darts-playing toddler, a 10-year-old pilot, and one naughty youngster who bought a car on the internet when he was just three years old! Plus, find out what the child experts think when faced with life's big questions, such as which came first - the chicken or the egg? Vicky Thomas Entertainment Coleen's Real Women Superdrug Coleen Rooney is here to pit more real women against professional models in the hopes of winning a campaign for high street pharmacy Superdrug. The stakes are high because three winners from the series will fly to New York to try for a contract with a major modelling agency. Today Coleen holds her open casting in Birmingham. The lucky three real women will receive a makeover from some of the fashion industry's finest before going head-to-head with the pros. Richard Watsham Entertainment Notting Hill The Four Weddings team produced another smash with this charming tale about a bumbling bookshop owner (Hugh Grant) who falls for the "most famous actress in the world" (Julia Roberts). Inevitably, the course of true love is a bumpy road, with friends, family and layabout flatmate Spike (played by Rhys Ifans in a career-making performance) getting in the way, but that's the cue for a series of screamingly funny scenarios. Saturated with wit and well directed by Roger Michell, the film was bashed by sceptics for its fluffiness and lack of realism (for a racially mixed area of London, there's not a black face to be seen). But, if you can accept the context as 100 per cent white middle class, with a light-hearted commentary on the nature of celebrity, it's an intensely enjoyable experience. Roger Michell Julia Roberts Hugh Grant Hugh Bonneville Emma Chambers James Dreyfus Rhys Ifans Tim McInnerny Gina McKee Richard McCabe 1999 Film 15 4/5 FM Golden Lady Sitcom about indie radio DJs from the producer of Peep Show. It is awards season and Lindsay is a loser. Meanwhile Jane has a big night with one of the winners. Dom goes further - and does something unspeakable in a hat. Featuring Konnie Huq and a performace from the Subways. Sitcom Coleen's Real Women Superdrug Coleen Rooney is here to pit more real women against professional models in the hopes of winning a campaign for high street pharmacy Superdrug. The stakes are high because three winners from the series will fly to New York to try for a contract with a major modelling agency. Today Coleen holds her open casting in Birmingham. The lucky three real women will receive a makeover from some of the fashion industry's finest before going head-to-head with the pros. Richard Watsham Entertainment Teleshopping Shopping from home. Interests ITV2 Nightscreen Text-based information service. Entertainment Emmerdale Zak's plan has an unexpected effect on Bob's business - when Aaron gets involved. Debbie is released from prison and Ashley visits Jasmine. Lexi worries about her relationship with Carl when she compares them to the loved-up Nicola and Jimmy. Maisie and Andy agree to keep their relationship a secret. Tim Dowd Steve Halliwell Tony Audenshaw Danny Miller Charley Webb John Middleton Jenna-Louise Coleman Soap The Wonder Years The Little Women Kevin is outshone by his girlfriend in the high-school exams and Norma, to the surprise of the whole Arnold family, decides to get a job. Fred Savage Alley Mills Dan Lauria Jason Hervey Drama Heartbeat Substitute Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. Ventress faces up to some old enemies. Greengrass takes on more than he bargained for when a troop of girl guides camps on his land. Nick Berry Bill Maynard Derek Fowlds William Simons Juliette Gruber Kazia Pelka Drama Jeeves and Wooster Comedy drama series based on PG Wodehouse's classic tales. Wooster decides he is in love with Bobbie Wickham and enters into a competition with another of her suitors. His friend Tuppy Glossop has his eye on an opera singer. Hugh Laurie Stephen Fry Robert Daws Brenda Bruce Amanda Elwes Mary Wimbush Comedy Goodnight Sweetheart Turned Out Nice Again Time-travel sitcom. If there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact. Nicholas Lyndhurst Dervla Kirwan Michelle Holmes Christopher Ettridge Victor McGuire Sitcom The Ruth Rendell Mysteries Vanity Dies Hard Gripping thriller from the internationally best-selling author. When spinster Alice Whittaker announces her forthcoming marriage to a younger man, at least two people in the village are visibly upset. When one of those, her long-time friend Nesta Drage, subsequently disappears, Alice becomes convinced that Nesta has been murdered. Alan Grint Eleanor David Mark Frankel Peter Egan Jane Gurnett Leslie Phillips Leonard Preston Drama Missing Persons Right Neighborhood, Wrong Door American police drama series following a team of officers who specialise in locating missing persons. Connie looks into the disappearance of an eight-year-old with a history of running away, and senses that there is something different about the circumstances this time round. Sandowski finds himself becoming attracted to a young woman who reports her high-powered father missing. As the case pogresses, it becomes clear that the man had some shady clients and may be dead. And Bobby takes on a case close to home. Daniel J. Travanti Jorja Fox Erik King Juan Ramirez Frederick Weller Drama Kavanagh QC Care in the Community Kavanagh and old friend Peter Foxcott travel to Kavanagh's home town of Bolton to defend a young couple charged with killing their baby daughter. When the father changes his story in mid-trial, Kavanagh is forced to give the mother a hard time in the witness box. Foxcott, feeling betrayed, hatches an idea of his own. Charles Beeson John Thaw Oliver Ford Davies Nicholas Jones Valerie Edmond Haydn Gwynne Robert Lang Drama Heartbeat In on the Act Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. A motorbike stunt rider becomes a target of sabotage. Greengrass vows revenge when his beloved dog, Alfred, is dosed with rat poison. Nick Berry Bill Maynard Derek Fowlds William Simons Juliette Gruber Kazia Pelka Drama Ballykissangel Changing Times Drama series about a young English priest working in a small Irish parish. The village is fiercely divided over Quigley's latest plans for BallyK. Peter tries not to take sides, until Assumpta puts him on the spot. Stephen Tompkinson Dervla Kirwan Tony Doyle Niall Toibin Peter Hanly Tina Kellegher Drama The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes The Greek Interpreter Holmes's older brother, Mycroft, needs help solving the mystery of a young Greek taken in a carriage to interpret for a man kept prisoner and refusing to sign an important document. Jeremy Brett David Burke Charles Gray George Costigan Alkis Kritikos Anton Alexander Drama The Ruth Rendell Mysteries Vanity Dies Hard Gripping thriller by the internationally best-selling author. Alice's determination to find Nesta begins to cause problems at home. Undeterred, Alice traces Nesta to Brighton but ends up falling seriously ill. She soon begins to fear that whoever killed Nesta is also trying to kill her. Eleanor David Mark Frankel Peter Egan Jane Gurnett Leslie Phillips Leonard Preston Drama Goodnight Sweetheart Turned Out Nice Again Time-travel sitcom. If there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact. Nicholas Lyndhurst Dervla Kirwan Michelle Holmes Christopher Ettridge Victor McGuire Sitcom Heartbeat In on the Act Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. A motorbike stunt rider becomes a target of sabotage. Greengrass vows revenge when his beloved dog, Alfred, is dosed with rat poison. Nick Berry Bill Maynard Derek Fowlds William Simons Juliette Gruber Kazia Pelka Drama Ballykissangel Changing Times Drama series about a young English priest working in a small Irish parish. The village is fiercely divided over Quigley's latest plans for BallyK. Peter tries not to take sides, until Assumpta puts him on the spot. Stephen Tompkinson Dervla Kirwan Tony Doyle Niall Toibin Peter Hanly Tina Kellegher Drama . 1/11 . Agatha Christie's Marple Nemesis Miss Marple is faced with her greatest challenge when she receives instructions from a recently deceased friend, Mr Rafiel, to investigate a possible crime. Miss Marple finds herself on a mystery coach tour with her nephew Raymond West and a number of intriguing passengers. Nicolas Winding Refn Geraldine McEwan Richard E Grant Laura Michelle Kelly Dan Stevens Graeme Garden Ruth Wilson Drama Ladies of Letters The pensioner pen-pals are still at tactful loggerheads, with the incarcerated Vera (Anne Reid) now being seen by a psychiatrist: "There's nothing wrong with me that 15 years of analysis won't put right." Good, healthy vulgarity vies with parochial whimsy, but all the best gags are visual. Radio Times reviewer - Mark Braxton Anne Reid Maureen Lipman Natasha Redhead Morag Siller Daniel Crowder Drama . 7/10 . 1/1 Heartless The life of a charming but vain barrister changes overnight when he has to have an emergency heart transplant. Convinced that he has taken over the personality of the man whose heart he has inherited, he heads off to a remote Scottish village to find out more about him. There he finds himself drawn to the widow and her two fatherless sons in a way he did not expect. Angus Deayton Simone Lahbib Rory Barraclough Adam Harkin Priyanga Elan Serena Gordon Drama Wycliffe Sup with the Devil Detective drama series. Lane puts herself in jeopardy when she mishandles an informant, but can Wycliffe and Kersey find her in time? Jack Shepherd Helen Masters Jimmy Yuill Michael Attwell Lynn Farleigh Darren Tighe Drama Missing Persons Right Neighborhood, Wrong Door American police drama series following a team of officers who specialise in locating missing persons. Connie looks into the disappearance of an eight-year-old with a history of running away, and senses that there is something different about the circumstances this time round. Sandowski finds himself becoming attracted to a young woman who reports her high-powered father missing. As the case pogresses, it becomes clear that the man had some shady clients and may be dead. And Bobby takes on a case close to home. Daniel J. Travanti Jorja Fox Erik King Juan Ramirez Frederick Weller Drama Kavanagh QC Care in the Community Kavanagh and old friend Peter Foxcott travel to Kavanagh's home town of Bolton to defend a young couple charged with killing their baby daughter. When the father changes his story in mid-trial, Kavanagh is forced to give the mother a hard time in the witness box. Foxcott, feeling betrayed, hatches an idea of his own. Charles Beeson John Thaw Oliver Ford Davies Nicholas Jones Valerie Edmond Haydn Gwynne Robert Lang Drama Surgical Spirit The Walkout Industrial action brings theatre work to a halt, until Sheila decides that her surgical team can perform their own menial tasks. Nichola McAuliffe Duncan Preston Marji Campi David Conville Emlyn Price Suzette Llewellyn Sitcom Film File Movie show featuring the latest releases, star interviews and film clips. Interests Teleshopping Shopping from home. Interests The Wonder Years Reunion Jack gets a cold welcome when the Arnold family visit Norma's parents. Fred Savage Alley Mills Dan Lauria Jason Hervey Olivia D'Abo Sitcom Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Trouble with Scribbles Fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo. Children Dork Hunters from Outer Space Dorkzilla Using Earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings! Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a - goldfish! Children Ben 10 Midnight Madness Ben falls under the spell of an evil hypnotist who is using ordinary people to steal for him at the shopping mall. Grandpa Max and Gwen struggle to snap him out of it. Alex Soto Children Storm Hawks Escape! 3D animation following five teenagers who defend the skies against evil using their transforming flying motorbikes. Children Dinosaur King Field of Screams Join Max, Rex and Zoe, three dinosaur enthusiasts, as they travel the world hunting dinosaurs. Children Tom and Jerry Tales Northern Light Fish Fight More antics from the world's favourite cartoon cat and mouse as they continue their battle of wits. Children SamSam Secret Mission Animated series. SamSam is a child superhero gifted with extraordinary powers and a vivid imagination. He lives on Samplanet with his parents, who are superheroes just like him. Children Boblins Bobsleigh It snows in Rainbow's End and everyone is having fun, except Gully who doesn't like the cold. Onny asks Gully to find Yam Yam and give him his hat, while Ruddle is sent to find firewood. Children Jim Jam and Sunny Dressing Up Join Jim Jam and Sunny for some songs, stories and games. Today they play at dressing up. Children Dive Olly Dive The Red Tide The adventures of two young submarines in training. Suzy feels badly that her friends can all function beneath the sea and she can't. Then a huge bloom of choking, red algae causes all sorts of problems for the sea life on and in the harbour. Children Odd-Jobbers Get Fit Quicker Odd-Jobbers is the tale of four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a small village called Patchville - the Mendits. There are three brothers - Osimo, Bitz and Bob - and their cousin Mia. They run a small business in Patchville, odd-jobbing - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small - or too odd for them. Children Film File Movie show featuring the latest releases, star interviews and film clips. Interests Police Patrol Taking us to the front line of the fight for law and order on America's highways, and viewed from police patrol cars' on-board cameras, this series brings never-seen-before footage of bone-shaking crashes, tense stand-offs with armed and desperate suspects, and 100-mph chases that weave dangerously through traffic. Documentary Andromeda Abridging the Devil's Divide Sci-fi drama series. Dylan, Rhade and Harper are captured by the Templars who press Harper to help them build a time bridge to 210 years in the future. Kevin Sorbo Lisa Ryder Keith Hamilton Cobb Brent Stait Gordon Michael Woolvett Laura Bertram Drama The Prisoner A Change of Mind Cult 60s series. Number Six is ordered to undergo 'instant social treatment', but the treatment is not actually administered - Number Six is only tricked into thinking he has had it. Patrick McGoohan Angela Browne Kathleen Breck Peter Swanwick John Sharpe George Pravda Drama Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) Vendetta for a Dead Man Cult detective series about a private detective and his ghostly partner. Hardened criminal Eric Jansen escapes from jail to exact revenge on the man responsible for putting him away - Marty. Finding out Marty is now dead he goes in search of his widow, Jeannie, vowing that she will inherit the brutal revenge intended for her late husband. Mike Pratt Kenneth Cope Annette Andre George Sewell Barrie Ingham Ann Castle Drama The Professionals Rogue Action-packed drama series about two criminal intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle find themselves on the trail of one of CI5's founder members after two key witnesses in a drug-smuggling trial are found dead. Martin Shaw Lewis Collins Gordon Jackson Robert Gillespie Pamela Stephenson Glyn Owen Drama UFO Identified Sci-fi adventure series about a secret organisation set up to protect the Earth from alien invasion. A grim secret is revealed with the coming of a visitor from outer space. Ed Bishop George Sewell Peter Gordeno Gabrielle Drake Michael Billington Norma Roland Drama The Prisoner A Change of Mind Cult 60s series. Number Six is ordered to undergo 'instant social treatment', but the treatment is not actually administered - Number Six is only tricked into thinking he has had it. Patrick McGoohan Angela Browne Kathleen Breck Peter Swanwick John Sharpe George Pravda Drama Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) Vendetta for a Dead Man Cult detective series about a private detective and his ghostly partner. Hardened criminal Eric Jansen escapes from jail to exact revenge on the man responsible for putting him away - Marty. Finding out Marty is now dead he goes in search of his widow, Jeannie, vowing that she will inherit the brutal revenge intended for her late husband. Mike Pratt Kenneth Cope Annette Andre George Sewell Barrie Ingham Ann Castle Drama The Professionals Rogue Action-packed drama series about two criminal intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle find themselves on the trail of one of CI5's founder members after two key witnesses in a drug-smuggling trial are found dead. Martin Shaw Lewis Collins Gordon Jackson Robert Gillespie Pamela Stephenson Glyn Owen Drama The Championship Matt Smith reviews all the action from the Coca-Cola Championship and Leagues One and Two, including extended highlights of Birmingham City v Norwich from St Andrew's. Sport Andromeda Trusting the Gordian Maze Sci-fi drama series. The Commonwealth fleet confronts the Andromeda, and Dylan must decide whether he can entrust the Route of Ages to them. Kevin Sorbo Lisa Ryder Keith Hamilton Cobb Brent Stait Gordon Michael Woolvett Laura Bertram Drama . 17/22 . Minder Second-Hand Pose After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry decides to look for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business. George Cole Dennis Waterman Michael Troughton Tilly Vosburgh Johnny Shannon Stacy Dorning Drama Auf Wiedersehen, Pet The Return of the Seven (Part 2) Comedy drama series about a group of British builders. Dennis returns to Newcastle where he meets up with Oz. Unhappy at not being met at the airport, Ally is even less pleased to find his Jaguar has had a run-in with a skip. Jimmy Nail Timothy Spall Tim Healy Kevin Whately Pat Roach Gary Holton Drama Cross of Iron Director Sam Peckinpah switches from westerns such as The Wild Bunch to another kind of savagery - Germans in retreat on the Russian Front during the Second World War - and makes this as graphic an antiwar film as anything since All Quiet on the Western Front. In this adaptation of a book by Willi Heinrich, James Coburn plays the disillusioned sergeant, sickened by slaughter and the double dealings of officers such as Maximilian Schell. There's little room for women in Peckinpah's exercise in macho ideals, though an encounter with female guerrillas shows them exacting revenge with dreadful results. This is bloody action, elegantly choreographed to chilling effect. Sam Peckinpah James Coburn Maximilian Schell James Mason David Warner Klaus Lowitsch [Klaus Lÿýwitsch] Vadim Glowna Roger Fritz Dieter Schidor Burkhardt Driest Fred Stillkraut Michael Nowka Veronique Vendell Arthur Brauss Senta Berger Slavco Stimac 1977 Film 18 4/5 In Enemy Country This uninspired Second World War hokum from Universal utilised the studio's backlot when its TV series weren't in production. Still, star Tony Franciosa copes manfully, going undercover to dispose of a Nazi torpedo factory, and Anjanette Comer pouts prettily. British interest centres on import Tom Bell and the very artificial European setting. Producer/director Harry Keller does a serviceable job, however, and scores some points for effort. Harry Keller Tony Franciosa [Anthony Franciosa] Anjanette Comer Guy Stockwell Paul Hubschmid Tom Bell Michael Constantine Harry Townes John Marley 1968 Film A 2/5 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service. Entertainment Teleshopping Shopping from home. Interests Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Seeing Red/Phone Home Two episodes of fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo. Children Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Trouble with Scribbles Fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo. Children Dork Hunters from Outer Space Dorkzilla Using Earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings! Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a - goldfish! Children Ben 10 Midnight Madness Ben falls under the spell of an evil hypnotist who is using ordinary people to steal for him at the shopping mall. Grandpa Max and Gwen struggle to snap him out of it. Alex Soto Children Storm Hawks Escape! 3D animation following five teenagers who defend the skies against evil using their transforming flying motorbikes. Children Dinosaur King Field of Screams Join Max, Rex and Zoe, three dinosaur enthusiasts, as they travel the world hunting dinosaurs. Children Tom and Jerry Tales Northern Light Fish Fight More antics from the world's favourite cartoon cat and mouse as they continue their battle of wits. Children SamSam Secret Mission Animated series. SamSam is a child superhero gifted with extraordinary powers and a vivid imagination. He lives on Samplanet with his parents, who are superheroes just like him. Children Boblins Bobsleigh It snows in Rainbow's End and everyone is having fun, except Gully who doesn't like the cold. Onny asks Gully to find Yam Yam and give him his hat, while Ruddle is sent to find firewood. Children Jim Jam and Sunny Dressing Up Join Jim Jam and Sunny for some songs, stories and games. Today they play at dressing up. Children Dive Olly Dive The Red Tide The adventures of two young submarines in training. Suzy feels badly that her friends can all function beneath the sea and she can't. Then a huge bloom of choking, red algae causes all sorts of problems for the sea life on and in the harbour. Children Odd-Jobbers Get Fit Quicker Odd-Jobbers is the tale of four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a small village called Patchville - the Mendits. There are three brothers - Osimo, Bitz and Bob - and their cousin Mia. They run a small business in Patchville, odd-jobbing - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small - or too odd for them. Children Paz A World of Friends The adventures of Paz and his chums - Pig, Rabbit, Dog, Pappy and Big Penguin. Children Fun Song Factory Transport/In The Sky Two episodes. The Crew discover that all the songs for the day feature a different type of transport. A rumble of thunder sets Cal and Page guessing. Children Miffy and Friends Miffy and Snuffy at the Playground Animation for preschool children starring Dick Bruna's classic white bunny, Miffy, and her friends Snuffy the Dog, Boris and Barbara Bear, Poppy Pig and Grunty. Children Jim Jam & Sunny Triangle Shape/Triangle Instrument When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with. Children Paz The Right Moves Pig teaches a dance class - with surprising results. At first, she worries that she is a bad teacher, but soon realises that her friend's mistakes can be the most interesting part of the dance. Children Mopatop's Shop The Bouncing Pengolinos/The Heebie Jeebie/The Orange and the Sporange Three episodes. The Bouncing Pengolinos have lost their bounce. There's an Ab-Dab in the shop, making everyone jump. A sad orange can never have a song written about him - nothing rhymes with orange. Children Curious George Curious George Versus Winter/Curious George Flies a Kite Two episodes. George tries to do fun things while battling the winter cold. George discovers the wonders and perils of kite flying. Children Ripley and Scuff Ripley and Scuff travel to Fawcett Primary School in Cambridge. They are joined by Dante Ferrara and Sandy Lincoln, who help the children perform an historical dance called Sun and Snowflakes. Children Tractor Tom The Big Adventure Adventures with Tractor Tom and his friends at Springhill Farm. Tom gets a puncture on the way to the market, and Buzz and Rora teach Wheezy just how powerful imagination can be. Children Bookaboo Amanda Holden - That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown As Bookaboo is getting ready to go on stage, he suddenly realises that he cannot perform. But Amanda Holden pops in with the Bookabag and 'That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown' (by Cressida Cowell and Neal Layton). Will she be able to put the stars back in Bookaboo's eyes? Children Bo on the Go Two episodes. Bo is a positive, super-energetic and inquisitive young heroine. With her young friend Dezadore dragon, she encourages children at home to go on amazing adventures by actively joining her in a variety of movements. Children Pocoyo Invisible Pocoyo/Noise to My Ears/Baby Bird Sitting/Everyone's Present Four episodes. Pocoyo gets up to some sneaky antics with his new toy. Pocoyo, Elly and Baby Bird have great fun making music from everyday objects, but the racket keeps waking Pato up. Pocoyo and Pato agree to look after Baby Bird and Caterpillar. Pocoyo, Pato and Elly learn that sometimes it really is more fun to share! Narrated by Stephen Fry. Children The Animal Shelf Two episodes of the model animation series about the adventures of five toy animals who live in a boy's bedroom. Children Captain Mack Weather Machine/Lucky Unlucky Two episodes. Meet Captain Mack, in his smart blue flying suit as he rides the skies in his powerful Sky Rocket. His base, Sky Rocket Control, is tucked away above the clouds in a remote mountain range. Captain Mack and his team start each day in Sky Rocket Control, watching over the world, training, and flying the skies in their bright, colourful and super-speedy Sky Rockets. Children Paz Big Top Paz and Pig go to the circus where they end up saving the day and becoming the stars. Children Curious George Three episodes. Welcome to the world of Curious George - get carried away with the cutest little monkey around! Children Bookaboo Amanda Holden - That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown As Bookaboo is getting ready to go on stage, he suddenly realises that he cannot perform. But Amanda Holden pops in with the Bookabag and 'That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown' (by Cressida Cowell and Neal Layton). Will she be able to put the stars back in Bookaboo's eyes? Children Supernormal Very Mad Cows/Mr Bad Waits for No Man Two episodes. Eric and the Superchums must save Crumptonville from a herd of intelligent cows! Eric and the Superchums have to save Crumptonville when Mr Bad tears a hole in time. Miguel Martinez-Joffre Children Horrid Henry Horrid Henry's Dance Class/Horrid Henry Reads a Book Two episodes. Given the choice, Henry would rather do karate than a dance class. But Mum can't be persuaded otherwise, so Henry has to demonstrate that karate can be just as beautiful as dancing! Henry will stop at nothing to win a competition, even it means he has to read a book or ten! Children My Goldfish Is Evil The adventures of Admiral Bubbles, the talking three-inch goldfish with plans to take over the world - and Beanie his owner. Children My Parents are Aliens Lord Of The Bling Brian brings home a treasure chest, but refuses to share any of the booty with the children. And Sophie confronts a teacher she believes has insulted aliens. Tony Gardner Carla Mendonca Jessica Woods Daniel Feltham Katie Pearson Jake Young Children Emu Emu Sleepwalks Emu is sleepwalking, dreaming of biscuits. He finds them, but not in Toby's flat. He has sleep walked downstairs into Ken Cole's foyer and is making a terrible mess. Children Bookaboo Amanda Holden - That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown As Bookaboo is getting ready to go on stage, he suddenly realises that he cannot perform. But Amanda Holden pops in with the Bookabag and 'That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown' (by Cressida Cowell and Neal Layton). Will she be able to put the stars back in Bookaboo's eyes? Children Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Seeing Red/Phone Home Two episodes of fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo. Children Inuk Children's animated series about an imaginative young Inuit boy, destined one day to become a Shaman. Children The Hoobs Window Dressing Preschool fun. Tula's cleaned the windows of the Hoobmobile, which leads to a disagreement with Iver. Children Planet Cook Something Fishy Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock. Children Freshly Squeezed Pop culture magazine with Nick Grimshaw and Rick Edwards. Including an interview with Peter, Bjorn and John, a chat with Paul Blart and new music from Lady Sovereign and Calvin Harris. Music and Arts Everybody Loves Raymond The Game Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. When the family's cable TV breaks down, Ray and his family resort to playing games. They soon realise just how honest they are when they play Scruples. Ray Romano Patricia Heaton Peter Boyle Brad Garrett Doris Roberts Maggie Wheeler Sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond Recovering Pessimist Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. When Debra accuses Ray of being a pessimist, he vows to have a brighter outlook. Ray Romano Patricia Heaton Peter Boyle Brad Garrett Doris Roberts Maggie Wheeler Sitcom Frasier Decoys Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. A distraught Niles discovers that his lifelong crush Daphne is dating his divorce attorney. Kelsey Grammer Jane Leeves David Hyde Pierce John Mahoney Peri Gilpin Saul Rubinek Sitcom Will and Grace My Uncle the Car US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. When Will sells Grace's late uncle's car to a nun, Grace decides she wants it back. But the nun is not keen to give it up. Eric McCormack Debra Messing Megan Mullally Sean Hayes Sitcom The Farm Revealed Selective Breeding and Transgenics Series examining how rapid advances in genetics are providing a greater insight into human identity. The effects of selective breeding and transgenic modification are analysed. Science KNTV Sex Contraception and STIs Comedy animation offering an alternative take on sex education. Teenage geniuses Kierky and Nietzsche take a look at contraception and STIs. Former Cold War spy and fugitive from justice Burgess McPhilbin shares some of his facts about contraception. Education World of Difference Cambodia Series which follows the efforts of young people working on overseas development projects. A group of sixth formers from Berkhamsted Collegiate School travel to Cambodia to help children from poor families resume their education. Education Hardeep Does Drinking Hardeep Singh Kohli takes an ironic look at Britain's binge drinking culture. Documentary Mum's Gone Gay A dramatisation of the emotional impact that occurs within a family when one parent announces their homosexuality. Based on real-life stories, the programme focuses primarily on how teenage children cope with the news. Education News at Noon Daily news including business news, sport and weather. News and Current Affairs Proud Parents: Toyah Willcox Proud parents and their celebrity offspring talk about their relationships with each other. Punk pixie turned author and presenter Toyah Willcox visits her dad aboard his beloved boat. Documentary A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Series in which property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help people find their dream homes. Leicester couple Clive and Christine decide whether to move to Italy or to Cornwall. Interests The Gentle Sex Viewed today, this drama seems unbearably patronising in its depiction of the contribution made to the war effort by seven socially diverse women who volunteer for service on the same day. But in its day, it served its purpose both as a morale booster and as a recruitment advertisement, thanks to some astute appeals to the patriotic spirit and some spunky acting. The top-notch cast includes Barbara Waring as a catty snob and Lilli Palmer as a timid German immigrant. Sadly, a week after the film was released, its co-director Leslie Howard was killed when his plane was shot down while he was on a secret mission to Portugal. Leslie Howard, Maurice Elvey Joan Gates Jean Gillie Joan Greenwood Joyce Howard Rosamund John Lilli Palmer Barbara Waring John Justin Frederick Leister Mary Jerrold Everley Gregg Elliot Mason John Laurie 1943 Film U 3/5 Countdown Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Brian Capron. Game show Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Game show The Paul O'Grady Show Paul O' Grady hosts the comedy chat show, with guests including John Sergeant. Talk show The Simpsons Make Room for Lisa Lisa shows signs of stress when she is forced to share a room with Bart. Animation Hollyoaks Sasha gets a call from Warren which raises Calvin's suspicions. Steph and Sarah's plot to poach a rival dance school's students goes awry when they meet the instructor. Nancy is still torn between Ravi and Kris, and so decides to be with both of them. Nathalie Emmanuel Jamie Lomas Ricky Whittle Carley Stenson Loui Batley Jessica Fox Soap Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. News and Current Affairs 3 Minute Wonder Found Family Footage - The Sea Artist Kutlug Ataman's series of short films explores themes of childhood and aviation during the 1950s and 1960s. Each film features a new composition from Michael Nyman. Documentary . 1/4 . Supersize vs Superskinny Series examining issues around weight, food and body image. Dr Christian Jessen catches up with Darryl from Derbyshire who was a hefty 33 stone, London mum Yasmin, who hoped to gain more curves and boost her energy, jazz singer Sandra and seven-stone Tatiana from Brighton, who hated her skinny body. Health . 9/11 . Heston's Roman Feast Heston Blumenthal entreats us throughout the preparation of his ancient Roman feast, "Don't try this at home!" Don't worry, Heston, I won't. Fear not, pork scratchings made from pig's nipples, calf's brain custard and ejaculating puddings will never, ever cross my kitchen worktops. You can rely on it. Mind you, it's scintillating to watch Blumenthal work his magic, even if you find yourself gagging from time to time, as do the random members of the public he collars in the street to try his first attempt at brainy custard. Even the addition of rose petals doesn't make it any more appealing, or edible. But Blumenthal's artistry is beyond doubt and his guests, who include a delighted Alexander Armstrong and a beaming Marquess of Bath, are in raptures as course after decadent course arrives at their table. Be prepared for lots of ribaldry, as this is a "theatrical, deviant, orgiastic" feast. You have been warned. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham Cookery . 3/4 . 1/1 Shameless Gritty comedy drama series set on a Manchester estate. Following Shane's accident, no one is sure if he will ever be the same again after he is left partially paralysed. Battle lines are drawn between Mimi and Kelly as they argue over who will help aid his recovery. With the departure of Monica, Norma is left contemplating her own future on the Chatsworth estate. With tension mounting in his marriage, Jamie settles back in with the Maguires. Sally Carman Tina Malone Sean Gilder Ciaran Griffiths Nicky Evans Gerard Kearns Rebecca Ryan Elliott Tittensor Annabelle Apsion Joanna Higson Alice Barry David Threlfall Johnny Bennett Samantha Siddall Aaron McCusker Rebecca Atkinson Dystin Johnson Kelli Hollis Qasim Akhtar Ben Batt Sarah Byrne Louis Kissaun Drama . 8/16 . The Big Bang Theory The Vartabedian Conundrum US sitcom about two brainy but socially inept physicists. Leonard seeks Penny's advice when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sitcom . 9/22 . My Name Is Earl Midnight Bun The adventures of small-time crook Earl, who tries to make amends for his past misdeeds. Randy and Earl have to catch Frank, who went on the run after Randy took the prisoners for ice cream. Joy goes into labour. Jason Lee Jaime Pressly Ethan Suplee Nadine Velazquez Sitcom . 9/22 . Party Poker: Premier League Poker Twelve of the best players from around the world compete in a league format. In the final league match, Nenad Medic must win to stand a chance of making it to the play-offs. Sport English Weightlifting Highlights from the English Weightlifting Championships where Helen Jewell gave a reassuring performance after a year of disappointing results, and Ben Watson achieved PBs in both his lifts. Sport Destination 2012 Sports series charting the road to the London 2012 Olympics. Rob Walker has all the latest from the National English Table Tennis Championships. Iwan Thomas reaches the pinnacle of his challenge and performs at the British ASA Diving Championships. Comedian Tony Hawks continues on his mission to make tennis free for all. Sport Red Bull Air Race 2008 The final race of the Red Bull Air Race World Series brings the 12 best pilots in the world to the Swan River in Perth, Australia. Hannes Arch needs just one point from the race to win the 2008 world championship. Konnie Huq and Dougie Anderson present all the highlights of the race weekend. Sport British Triathlon Grand Prix 2008 The UK's best triathletes take part in the second round of the British Triathlon Grand Prix at Blenheim Palace, Oxfordshire. Sport The Blue Dragon Slipping and Sliding The gang are having some serious fun sledging down the snowy slopes. Education The Blue Dragon Magic Metal? The gang are looking for dragons by the seaside when they come upon a big horseshoe magnet on the beach. Cinders thinks it's like magic, attracting all sorts of treasure hidden in the sand. Education The Blue Dragon Switched On! Cinders and her friends explore a funfair and a puppet theatre before O'Hare appears and gives them some shocking news about electricity. Education The Blue Dragon Shadow Play The gang arrive at Dragon Castle - a scary place with some frightening shadows until the animals work out how shadows are formed. Education The Blue Dragon Sounds Right A search for a lost puppy brings Cinders and her companions to a waterfall which obscures a tunnel leading to a magical land. But will Cinders find her mum? The unicorn they meet may point them in the right direction. Education Music Search Dance Time An inspiring stimulus for achievable music-making in the primary classroom, focusing on tempo. Education Making It David and Alan Build Robots Arts and crafts series illustrating the creative abilities of children around the world. Roboteer David Young, 14, from Team Gladiator, constructs a brand new robot, Maximus, to join his team of battling robots. Education Making It Arts and crafts. Lauren Kirk-Henry and Craig Bell from the Lake District go down to the woods to make pin-hole cameras and create fantastic scenarios in which their toys play starring roles. Education Making It Tamanna, Ayman and Halla Tend an Allotment Arts and crafts series illustrating the creative abilities of children around the world. Three young friends work on their allotment in Leeds, tending flowers and a variety of vegetables. Education Making It Peta Cooks Ackee and Saltfish Ten year-old Peta from Kingston, Jamaica, prepares the delicious national dish for her family. Documentary Making It Lee Ties a Fly Arts and crafts. Angler Lee Lindsay, aged 14, works on tying an elaborate and brightly-coloured fly that he hopes will lure trout. Education Making It Hannah Designs a Dress Arts and crafts from around the world. Hanna from Evesham makes a futuristic outfit from old jeans and a white sheet, dyed using beetroot. Education Inuk Children's animated series about an imaginative young Inuit boy, destined one day to become a Shaman. Children Anything Goes Nothing but the latest and greatest music videos to start off the day. Music and Arts Six Degrees of Madonna Six tenuous steps from Madonna and back again. Music and Arts Daniel Craig... Waking You Up Rick Edwards talks to James Bond star Daniel Craig. Music and Arts Fresh Albums Nick Grimshaw presents the latest videos from the biggest stars and takes a look at the week's new album releases. Music and Arts Smallville: Superman the Early Years Fade Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark saves a man who in gratitude decides to help Clark in return by using his ability to turn invisible and his skill as a hitman to kill Lex. Tom Welling Kristin Kreuk Annette O'Toole John Schneider Michael Rosenbaum Drama One Tree Hill American drama series. Nathan is the star of the high school basketball team and local town hero while Lucas is the only child of a single working mom. Now the two boys' lives collide when a twist of fate puts Lucas on Nathan's team and the half-brothers compete, not only for control of the court, but also for the heart of Nathan's beautiful girlfriend Peyton. Chad Michael Murray James Lafferty Hilarie Burton Barry Corbin Moira Kelly Drama Gilmore Girls Happy Birthday, Baby Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Rory announces her decision to attend Yale. Lorelai deals with the rebuilding of the fire-damaged inn. Lauren Graham Alexis Bledel Kelly Bishop Edward Herrmann Melissa McCarthy Drama Scrubs My Drama Queen American hospital sitcom. Carla postpones her lavish wedding plans when she gets some bad news. JD's relationship with Jamie becomes public knowledge. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom Scrubs My Dream Job American hospital sitcom. Spence pays his old buddies Turk and JD an unforgettable visit. Dr Kelso gets his comeuppance. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom Smallville: Superman the Early Years Fade Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark saves a man who in gratitude decides to help Clark in return by using his ability to turn invisible and his skill as a hitman to kill Lex. Tom Welling Kristin Kreuk Annette O'Toole John Schneider Michael Rosenbaum Drama One Tree Hill American drama series. Nathan is the star of the high school basketball team and local town hero while Lucas is the only child of a single working mom. Now the two boys' lives collide when a twist of fate puts Lucas on Nathan's team and the half-brothers compete, not only for control of the court, but also for the heart of Nathan's beautiful girlfriend Peyton. Chad Michael Murray James Lafferty Hilarie Burton Barry Corbin Moira Kelly Drama Gilmore Girls Happy Birthday, Baby Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Rory announces her decision to attend Yale. Lorelai deals with the rebuilding of the fire-damaged inn. Lauren Graham Alexis Bledel Kelly Bishop Edward Herrmann Melissa McCarthy Drama Hollyoaks Nancy runs out of the flat having caught Ravi and Kris in a compromising position. Rhys gloats about all the girls he's chatting up behind the bar. Justin and Hannah are working together behind the SU bar and clashing all the time. Jessica Fox Stephen Uppal Gerard McCarthy Chris Fountain Emma Rigby Soap Friends The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey and Chandler both miss living with each other, but neither will admit it until Chandler gets a new flatmate. David Schwimmer Courteney Cox Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Matt LeBlanc Lisa Kudrow Sitcom Friends The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies Joey's remark to a fan magazine causes him to lose his role as Dr Ramoray in a popular daytime soap opera. Meanwhile, Chandler attempts to bond with his strange new flatmate. David Schwimmer Courteney Cox Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Matt LeBlanc Lisa Kudrow Sitcom Scrubs My Drama Queen American hospital sitcom. Carla postpones her lavish wedding plans when she gets some bad news. JD's relationship with Jamie becomes public knowledge. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom . 20/22 . Scrubs My Dream Job American hospital sitcom. Spence pays his old buddies Turk and JD an unforgettable visit. Dr Kelso gets his comeuppance. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom . 21/22 . Hollyoaks Warren finds it hard to juggle his work life with looking after Spencer. Much to Ste's fury, Justin decides the only way to get some cash together is to sell the games console. Despite Steph's anger about Fernando's threat to her dance school, they agree to meet for a drink, leaving a jealous Cindy fuming. Carmel is dismayed to see Calvin in the village and tells him he's ruined all her respect for him. Jamie Lomas John Langford Chris Fountain Kieron Richardson Carley Stenson Soap My Name Is Earl BB US comedy series. Earl attempts to cross out number 147 on his list: `Shot Gwen Waters with a BB Gun'. To make things right he must reunite Gwen with her estranged father which Earl finds increasingly difficult. Jason Lee Jaime Pressly Ethan Suplee Nadine Velazquez Sitcom . 22/24 . Friends The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey and Chandler both miss living with each other, but neither will admit it until Chandler gets a new flatmate. David Schwimmer Courteney Cox Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Matt LeBlanc Lisa Kudrow Sitcom Friends The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies Joey's remark to a fan magazine causes him to lose his role as Dr Ramoray in a popular daytime soap opera. Meanwhile, Chandler attempts to bond with his strange new flatmate. David Schwimmer Courteney Cox Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Matt LeBlanc Lisa Kudrow Sitcom Smallville: Superman the Early Years Legion Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Three superheroes from the future join Clark to try to defeat Brainiac. Tom Welling Kristin Kreuk Annette O'Toole Allison Mack Michael Rosenbaum Erica Durance Drama . 10/22 . Smallville: Superman the Early Years Bulletproof Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark goes undercover. Lana confronts Tess. Tom Welling Kristin Kreuk Annette O'Toole Allison Mack Michael Rosenbaum Erica Durance Drama . 11/22 . Shameless Gritty comedy drama series set on a Manchester estate. The Gallaghers receive a letter from Liam's school summoning both of his parents to see the head teacher. Patrick becomes increasingly agitated as Mimi takes control of his addiction. Tension between Jamie and Karen reaches breaking point when Karen sacks Jamie. Jamie demands his share of The Jockey in cash, and Karen's worst fears are realised when Joe steps in to buy Jamie out. Aaron McCusker Kenny Doughty Rebecca Atkinson Elliott Tittensor Sean Gilder Drama . 9/16 . Skins Drama series following the chaotic lives of a group of Bristol teenagers. When Katie refuses to leave the house, Emily disguises herself as her sister and sits an exam on her behalf. Naomi turns down Emily's offer to accompany her to the college ball, breaking Emily's fragile heart. Katie hatches a plan which results in a momentous showdown. Nicholas Hoult Harry Enfield Mike Bailey Georgina Moffat Drama Scrubs My Drama Queen American hospital sitcom. Carla postpones her lavish wedding plans when she gets some bad news. JD's relationship with Jamie becomes public knowledge. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom Scrubs My Dream Job American hospital sitcom. Spence pays his old buddies Turk and JD an unforgettable visit. Dr Kelso gets his comeuppance. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom My Name Is Earl BB US comedy series. Earl attempts to cross out number 147 on his list: `Shot Gwen Waters with a BB Gun'. To make things right he must reunite Gwen with her estranged father which Earl finds increasingly difficult. Jason Lee Jaime Pressly Ethan Suplee Nadine Velazquez Sitcom Dark Angel I and I Am a Camera Sci-fi drama series set in 2019, after a shockwave has left the US poverty-stricken. An apparent stalker becomes an unlikely ally, when Max and Logan investigate the murders of a group of recent parolees. Jessica Alba Michael Weatherly John Savage Valarie Rae Miller Richard Gunn Nana Visitor Drama Beauty and the Geek New series of the US game show. The search for the ultimate odd couple concludes as the two remaining pairs battle it out to be crowned victors. Entertainment Hollyoaks Nancy runs out of the flat having caught Ravi and Kris in a compromising position. Rhys gloats about all the girls he's chatting up behind the bar. Justin and Hannah are working together behind the SU bar and clashing all the time. Jessica Fox Stephen Uppal Gerard McCarthy Chris Fountain Emma Rigby Soap Switched US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. Jewish competitive swimmer Justin travels from a below-freezing climate to the sunnier weather of California, where he performs in a prom fashion show. Meanwhile, his Buddhist counterpart Sip gets a leg cramp during swim practice, tries to swim the 100 metres, and meets a 100-plus-year-old great-grandmother at a Shabbat dinner. Documentary Switched US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. Ballet dancer Drew is not happy when he learns that he is switching lives with platoon sergeant Tyler in military school. As Drew wakes up at dawn and learns how to do morning formations, Tyler puts on a pair of tights, learns how to do pilates and performs a pas de deux. Documentary Anything Goes Nothing but the latest and greatest music videos to start off the day. Music and Arts Anything Goes Nothing but the latest and greatest music videos to start off the day. Music and Arts Blanche Fury This dark, brooding tale about inheritance and forbidden passion is set in a rambling English country home and stars an impressive Stewart Granger as a maverick estate manager. Granger is pitted against the best that British melodrama had to offer at the time, including Valerie Hobson in the title role, Maurice Denham and Michael Gough. The late 1940s saw many examples of this type of movie, set against a backdrop of tall iron gates, with stooped retainers and timely thunderstorms. It also has the benefit of an excellent screenplay and some taut direction from Marc Allÿýet. Yet it's the distinctive atmosphere that lingers in the memory. Marc Allÿýet Valerie Hobson Stewart Granger Walter Fitzgerald Michael Gough Maurice Denham Sybilla Binder Edward Lexy Allan Jeayes Suzanne Gibbs Ernest Jay George Woodbridge Arthur Wontner Amy Veness M E Clifton-James 1948 Film PG 4/5 The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw This is the first ever western shot in Spain, its standing set later used for Sergio Leone's Dollars trilogy. The title role in this super spoof is played by British actor Kenneth More at his most diffident, and the director is the great Raoul Walsh, who films in the grand tradition of the genre. Fifties sex symbol Jayne Mansfield provides the love interest and there's a touching musical interlude in which she croons In the Valley of Love, dubbed by Connie Francis. The film's soundtrack is especially witty - check out that primitive car in Robert Morley's garage - and there's the added value of an entertaining Anglo-American supporting cast. Did you know that, with his roles in this film, Ramsbottom Rides Again and Carry On Cowboy, Sidney James appeared in all three British westerns? Raoul Walsh Kenneth More Jayne Mansfield Henry Hull William Campbell Bruce Cabot Robert Morley Ronald Squire David Horne Eynon Evans Reed De Rouen Sidney James 1958 Film U 4/5 Heaven Can Wait This witty satire masquerading as a 20th Century Fox family saga gets its title from the prologue in which the Devil (Laird Cregar) sits in judgement on Don Ameche in a gloriously Technicolored hell, from where Ameche reviews his life. This is as good as Ameche gets; not only is he perfectly cast, but also brilliantly directed by the comic genius Ernst Lubitsch, working in colour for the first time. The film has great warmth, charm and honesty, and grows on you until, at the end, you're sorry to leave. Gene Tierney has never looked lovelier - and that's really saying something - nor The Merry Widow been used more emotively. Each viewing confirms this film's growing status as a classic. Ernst Lubitsch Gene Tierney Don Ameche Charles Coburn Marjorie Main Laird Cregar Spring Byington Allyn Joslyn Eugene Pallette Signe Hasso Louis Calhern Helen Reynolds Aubrey Mather 1943 Film U 5/5 The Man Who Knew Too Little As the parodic Hitchcock title suggests, this sweet-natured Bill Murray comedy is an entertaining throwback to the espionage thrillers of yesteryear. Murray plays a naive, slow-witted videostore clerk, who unwittingly becomes entangled in an assassination plot while visiting his brother (Peter Gallagher) in London, the inspired twist being that Murray thinks it's all part of a participatory drama group known as the "Theatre of Life". It's enjoyable to see the normally vitriolic comedian as an Inspector Clouseau-esque bumbling dimwit, even if the one-joke premise does eventually start to lose its lustre. There's great British comic support, too, from Alfred Molina as a Russian hitman and Richard Wilson as a corrupt government agent. Jon Amiel Bill Murray Peter Gallagher Joanne Whalley-Kilmer [Joanne Whalley] Alfred Molina Richard Wilson (3) Geraldine James John Standing Anna Chancellor John Thomson Dexter Fletcher J E Freeman Maxwell Caulfield 1997 Film 12 3/5 The X-Files The TV phenomenon of the 1990s makes an effortless transition to the big screen, and, while the plot remains firmly grounded in the themes of the series, the uninitiated should not feel put off, as this plays equally well as a classy conspiracy thriller. Here, intrepid FBI duo Mulder and Scully (David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson) investigate an explosion at a federal building and stumble across the biggest alien cover-up in the world's history. Director Rob Bowman (who has also worked on the series) is faithful to the show's paranoiac roots, but gleefully opens the action out to stage some spectacular set pieces. He is well served by his leads, and by the likes of Martin Landau, Armin Mueller-Stahl and John Neville. Rob Bowman David Duchovny Gillian Anderson John Neville William B Davis Martin Landau Mitch Pileggi Armin Mueller-Stahl Dean Haglund Tom Braidwood Bruce Harwood 1998 Film 15 4/5 Blade II Mexican genre maestro Guillermo del Toro (Cronos, Mimic) took over the directing duties for this episode in the Daywalker chronicles, based on the character from cult Marvel comic Tomb of Dracula. Pitching the moody half-vampire/half-human Blade (Wesley Snipes) as a sort of nocturnal James Bond with gadgets and gimmicks galore, the film's unrelenting action kicks in within seconds and never flags. This time Blade reluctantly joins forces with vampire overlord Damaskinos (Thomas Kretschmann) to wipe out the Reapers - a new breed of super-vampire unaffected by most traditional methods of eradication - who are cutting a swathe through both the human and undead communities in Prague. It's a fabulous-looking package, elegantly orchestrated by del Toro, who has an unerring eye for undead iconography, which he takes to visually imaginative extremes. While it has zero character substance and isn't remotely scary, Blade II at least unapologetically delivers the requisite amount of attitude, splatter and grisly shock-horror. Guillermo del Toro Wesley Snipes Kris Kristofferson Ron Perlman Leonor Varela Norman Reedus Thomas Kretschmann Luke Goss Matthew Schulze [Matt Schulze] Danny John-Jules Donnie Yen Karel Roden Marit Velle Kile Tony Curran 2002 Film 18 3/5 La Antena The continuing strength of Argentinian cinema is demonstrated by Esteban Sapir's dazzlingly inventive fantasy. Pleasingly intricate and packed with stock heroes and villains, it's set in the "City without a Voice", whose population has been struck dumb by the TV broadcasts of the sinisterly omnipresent Alejandro Urdapilleta. Revelling in his devilry, Urdapilleta enlists medical sidekick Carlos Pineiro and rodent-like henchman Raÿýl Hochman to target unassuming inventor Rafael Ferro. He alone can save mystery singer Florencia Raggi and her eyeless son, and frustrate Urdapilleta's plan to steal the very words out of the citizenry's mouths. Drawing on the look and mood of such expressionist classics as Metropolis, this is a brilliant pastiche of silent screen style. Its inspired use of captions, superimposition, silhouette and studio-bound dÿýr even surpasses that of Guy Maddin's majestic 1992 melodrama Careful. A gem. Esteban Sapir Alejandro Urdapilleta Valeria Bertuccelli Julieta Cardinali Rafael Ferro Raÿýl Hochman Sol Moreno Jonathan Sandor Carlos Piÿýeiro Florencia Raggi 2007 Film PG 4/5 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Game show Room for Improvement Angus Purden and David Wellman present a home improvement series which helps those who want to refurbish and expand their current property. Keith and Sharon Popplewell turn their utility area into a stunning Victorian hallway in their Sheffield home. Interests Room for Improvement Home improvement series. Today, Angus Purden and Dave Wellman help a couple from Chingford knock through their separate toilet into the bathroom and transform it into an Art Deco style. Interests Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present the series offering advice on buying a new home. This edition features a young family who look to the borders of England and Wales when the unexpected arrival of twins makes a bigger property necessary. With a budget of 260,000 pounds, they search for a period house with a large garden. Consumer The Fighting Seabees Although denied military service during the Second World War, John Wayne did his fair share of fighting on screen in propaganda movies like this one, which is based on a true story. He stars as the boss of a construction company who orders his workers to take up arms against the invading Japanese. It's the one where Wayne's hot-headedness causes his buddy's death, leading him to demolish all the enemy in sight, blasting his way to glory. Well, Borden Chase's screenplay worked then, and it almost works now, and if you're a fan of the Duke, give it a try. By the way, Wayne's leading lady is the young Susan Hayward. Edward Ludwig John Wayne Susan Hayward Dennis O'Keefe William Frawley Leonid Kinskey Jim Kerrigan [J M Kerrigan] Grant Withers Paul Fix Ben Welden William Forrest Addison Richards Jay Norris Duncan Renaldo 1944 Film U 3/5 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Game show Come Dine with Me Dinner party reality competition. Tonight, Aussie smoothie Chris D'Sylva, a laid-back drinks PR, prepares a menu of squid ink ravioli and tuna carpaccio, followed by lamb, with panna cotta for dessert. Documentary The Coach Trip Reality show. The fourteen tourists on a trans-European journey reach Linz in Austria where the driver has a difference of opinion with one of the passengers. Phil and Pasquale find an odd way to settle a dispute, but the group have a convivial lunchtime boat trip on the Danube. Documentary A Place in the Sun: Home or Away English Riviera vs La Rochelle Series in which property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help people trying to decide whether to buy in the UK or abroad. Yorkshire cafe owners Julie and David want to set themselves up as hoteliers with savings of 500,000 pounds, but cannot choose between the area around Torquay or the French town of La Rochelle. Interests How Clean Is Your House? Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie travel the country looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Frustrated diva Michelle Jay spends all her time singing karaoke in bars and admits she hasn't cleaned her maisonette in south London for nearly 20 years. She's so embarrased by the layers of filth that she never invites guests over. Documentary How Clean Is Your House? Series looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Kim and Aggie help artist and art dealer Phyllis Gorlick-King to get her very grand but very dirty house in Kensington, West London back to its former glory. Documentary Relocation, Relocation Property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present a series helping people find both a place in the country and a pied-a-terre in town. Mark Thomas and Alice Green want to move out of Marylebone and find a family home on the Kent coast and a London crash-pad. Documentary Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Game show Grand Designs Series following Britain's most ambitious house-building projects. Andrew and Lowri Davies set out to build an environmentally friendly farmhouse in rural Wales. They opted for some state-of-the-art experimental building materials but their budget spiraled out of control. Kevin McCloud catches up with the family to see if their project was truly the answer to their dreams. Interests More4 News Alex Thomson hosts the weekday news programme, presenting the latest headlines and inviting views from a wide range of guests. News and Current Affairs Unreported World Nigeria: Child Brides Documentary series on topical global issues. Ramita Navai reports from Nigeria on the consequences of child marriage. In the country's northern states, nearly half of all girls are married by the age of 15, often to much older men. Navai learns that young brides are having babies from the age of 12, and suffer devastating physical and emotional wounds as a result. Documentary Come Dine with Me Cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner host. Four more competitors from Devon attempt to plan the perfect dinner party and scoop the 1,000 pound prize. Documentary True Stories Grizzly Man Widely acclaimed by critics and industry peers as one of the best documentaries of 2005, Werner Herzog's film offers a superb study of nature - both human and animal - in all its savage beauty, cruelty and absurdity. Star of the show Timothy Treadwell was a dropout who found redemption living among grizzly bears in the Alaskan wilds for 13 summers, until one of them killed him and his girlfriend, Amie Huguenard. Herzog knits together spectacular amateur footage shot by Treadwell with original interview material, to unfold the grizzly man's story. The result provides a salutary lesson in the dangers of over-romanticising wild animals, as well as a fascinating glimpse into a well-intentioned but very troubled soul. Despite its tragic trajectory, the director's wry sense of humour often sparkles through, and Herzog fans won't fail to spot the parallels with the other dreamers and madmen who have populated both his fiction and non-fiction work. A sparse and lovely score by Richard Thompson and some glorious images of bears round out a near-flawless package. Werner Herzog Timothy Treadwell Amie Huguenard Werner Herzog Warren Queeney Willy Fulton 2005 Film 1/1 In the Edges: The Grizzly Man Sessions Documentary chronicling the creation of the score for Werner Herzog's documentary Grizzly Man. Documentary Come Dine with Me Cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner host. Four more competitors from Devon attempt to plan the perfect dinner party and scoop the 1,000 pound prize. Documentary True Stories Grizzly Man Documentary telling the story of controversial animal rights activist Timothy Treadwell, who lived among wild grizzly bears in Alaska's Katmai National Park before he and his girlfriend were mauled to death by one. The Sundance-winning documentary features Treadwell's own film footage, interspersed with the thoughts of friends, family and animal experts. Documentary Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends Something's Stinky in Sunny Patch Animation based on the best-selling children's books. Shimmer is suspected when someone eats the bark off Mr Mantis's house. Children The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky Backwards Children's animation which inspires kids to create weird and wonderful things out of everyday objects. When Bill and Corky find Dandy the fairy speaking and flying backwards, they travel to Fairyland to investigate. They discover that everything in Fairyland is backwards. Is there any way they can fix things? Animation Fireman Sam Fit for Nothing Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. The firemen are training hard to appear in a calendar of 'Wales's Fittest Firefighters'. Who will be the fittest? Children Bird Bath The Peacock Preschool cartoon series charting the adventures of Bob Robin, Mo Sparrow and their friends gathered round the birdbath. A posh peacock arrives in the garden and starts showing off. The birds try to get him to fly away but he refuses, saying he's too pretty to fly. Children The Beeps Beepside the Seaside Preschool animation. The Beeps build the biggest sandcastle that Beep Island has ever seen, but they forget to build a drawbridge. When the sea comes in they become trapped inside. Who can rescue them from their own castle? Children Music Box Animations Derek and Jen present an animated version of a traditional nursery rhyme with a Milkshake! twist. Children Olivia Olivia's Snow Day Enchanting CGI animation. Olivia takes to the streets with Julian as her cameraman to report on the day's happenings. The big story is a sighting of the Abominable Snowman. Can it be true? Children Little Princess I Want My Crayons Animated series narrated by Julian Clary, featuring the voice of Jane Horrocks. The princess has a shiny new colouring set. When the crayons begin to disappear from their box, the princess starts accusing members of the household. Children Chiro Let's Share Charming CGI animation series following the adventures of three chicks and their cardboard animal friends as they learn about the square-shaped world around them. Chiro and his friends raid Ullala's pantry and gorge themselves on treats until the cupboard is bare. What will they do to repay Ullala's unwitting generosity? Children The Mr. Men Show Adventure Colourful animated sketch show based on Roger Hargreaves's original characters. Mr Bump falls for bungee jumping; Mr Stubborn leads a potholing expedition; and Little Miss Helpful organises a safari trip. Children Make Way for Noddy Noddy Gets Lost Children's animated series. Noddy, in an effort to show what a good driver he is, refuses to take directions from Tessie Bear and gets lost. Children Fifi and the Flowertots Runaway Mo Animation about a mischievous young flower girl. Stingo takes Mo for a spin without asking Fifi first, and the tots must step in when the runaway mower goes out of control. Children Milkshake! Show Songs I Cant Help Feeling Egyptian Children's entertainment show. The Milkshake! presenters perform some of their favourite songs. Children Peppa Pig Fancy Dress Party Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George have a fancy-dress party and all their friends are invited. Peppa dresses as a fairy princess and George as a scary dinosaur. Children Peppa Pig Daddy's Movie Camera Animation about a lovable young pig. Daddy gets a new movie camera. First, Peppa shows him how to work it, and then he records Peppa saying 'hello'. Children Thomas & Friends Emily's Adventure Timeless TV series based on the much-loved books by the Reverend W Awdry, following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. A fierce storm sweeps across the Island of Sodor and blows the roof off Farmer McColl's barn. The Fat Controller sends Emily to fetch some timber for a new roof, but the storm has caused a lot of damage to the rail tracks. Children Pocoyo Mad Mix Machine Stephen Fry narrates this children's animation based on the exploits of a fun-loving little boy. Pocoyo finds a super machine that mixes objects and makes special new toys. But when Pocoyo puts his friends' toys in the machine for fun, he upsets them... Guillermo Garcia,Alfonso Rodriguez Children Mio Mao The Gorilla Plasticine animation following the antics of two lively kittens. Mio and Mao are playing on a log when they meet a noisy gorilla. All three of them team up to make music together. Animation Play! Observational documentary series following children at play. In southern India, the street is a hive of activity as water is delivered to the village. While their mothers are busy washing clothes, the children invent different ways of playing with water. Somu has a bath under a pump, Swami comes up with a game pouring water into dishes and Swapna has fun washing clothes. Children Little Lodgers Hairdressers Claymation for children. The Little Lodgers - Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah - are clay model versions of the Milkshake! presenters, who share a little model house. These charming stories last two minutes and show just how complicated life can be as a Little Lodger! It maybe that Hannah's hair will not sit down, or Kemi's bottom will not fit the seat, but there is always a small problem to be overcome. Children Roary the Racing Car Roary Slips Up Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Roary spills oil on the track and worries that the other cars will slip on it. Animation The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Lowri Turner and David Van Day. Today's guest is Simon Woodroffe. Entertainment Trisha Goddard My Teen Sister Gets Paid to Pose for Seedy Sex Sites. Now She's Marrying a Man Old Enough to Be Her Dad Daytime discussion show. Two sisters try to bury their differences. Talk show I Own Britain's Best Home Series in which the owners of some of the most beautiful properties in the country compete for their homes to be crowned Britain's best. This edition features a medieval house, a surprising bungalow and a glamorous, gadget-filled home. Interests Five News National and international news. News and Current Affairs Wordplay Jenny Powell hosts a live puzzle quiz in which four contestants battle it out to crack the combination of the Wordplay safe and win the daily jackpot. Game show Neighbours Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings. Caitlin Stasey Alan Fletcher Jackie Woodburne Margot Robbie Soap Home and Away Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier. David Jones-Roberts Bernard Curry Christie Hayes Josh Quong Tart Soap Wordplay Plus Interactive quiz show in which a viewer at home solves word puzzles against the clock in order to win a cash prize. Hosted by Jenny Powell. Game show Zoo Days Highlights of the series that goes behind the scenes at Colchester and Chester Zoos. Documentary Love's Unfolding Dream Drama set at the turn of the 20th century in which a young woman pursues her dream of a career in medicine. When she nurses a socialite back to health, the wealthy woman offers to pay her costs at medical school. But with the arrival of a handsome stranger in town, the would-be doctor is torn between following her ambitions and following her heart. Harvey Frost Scout Taylor-Compton Nancy Lineham Charles Patrick Levis Erin Cottrell Richard Herd 2007 Film Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky National and international news anchored by Natasha Kaplinsky. News and Current Affairs Neighbours Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings. Caitlin Stasey Alan Fletcher Jackie Woodburne Margot Robbie Soap Home and Away Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier. David Jones-Roberts Bernard Curry Christie Hayes Josh Quong Tart Soap Monkey Life Series following the residents of Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. Baby woolly monkey Paulo is tempted outside by some delicious bugs, and everyone is enjoying onions in the capuchin enclosure. The team also has a radical plan for the third meeting between youngster Ben and alpha male Hananya. Documentary Five News at 7 National and international news. News and Current Affairs Highland Emergency Documentary series following the work of the emergency services in the Highlands of Scotland. An RAF search and rescue crew saves five teenagers stuck in an ice-covered gully. Elsewhere, an RNLI team races to help a stricken fishing vessel caught in hazardous waters. Documentary The Lion Cub from Harrods Documentary telling the story of John Rendall and Ace Bourke who bought a lion cub from Harrods in 1969, before hand-rearing the animal at their club on the Kings Road in Chelsea. After the pair met Virginia McKenna of Born Free in 1971, they flew to Kenya to release the lion, whom they named Christian, into the wild. John and Ace were then reunited with Christian nine months later when they returned to Kenya on a visit. This film brings the remarkable tale up to date. Documentary CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The Grave Shift It's Dr Raymond Langston's first day at work in the CSI lab and he's tackling a case straight away. Which is a bit of a stretch, as surely he hasn't had any CSI training? And isn't he a forensic psychologist , not a scientist? Ah well, this is CSI land: they do things differently here. Poor Langston (a stolid Laurence Fishburne) is confronted with what is delicately described by Nick Stokes as a "crispy critter", a corpse burned beyond recognition after a gas explosion. By CSI standards, it's a slow episode with a back-to-basics feel (everything has to be explained to Langston). And there's a Gil Grissom-sized hole where Gil Grissom should be. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham Laurence Fishburne Lee Smith Wallace Langham Robert David Hall Eric Szmanda Amy Hathaway George Eads Drama . 10/24 . 1/1 CSI: Miami Permanent Vacation Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. An 18-year-old is murdered in a hotel elevator while on vacation with his parents, leading Horatio to suspect that the victim was killed at random as part of a gang initiation. David Caruso Khandi Alexander Emily Procter Adam Rodriguez Rex Linn Eva La Rue Drama . 7/21 . CSI: NY Three Generations Are Enough New York-based spin-off of the crime drama series. The team investigate when a lone briefcase's contents are traced back to a missing stockbroker, who disappeared after investigating another broker's illegal trade. Stella takes on the case of a pregnant counsellor found dead near the church where she worked. Gary Sinise Melina Kanakaredes Carmine Giovinazzo Drama . 7/23 . The Shield Grave Hard-hitting drama series about a morally suspect group of cops in a tough Los Angeles neighbourhood. Vic agrees to quietly bring in a teenage drug user before learning of his role in a deadly armed robbery. Meanwhile, Shane shows his new partner, Iraq war veteran Armando 'Army' Renta, the ropes by shaking down a local pimp, and Rawlings's changes at the Barn irritate Aceveda. Michael Chiklis Benito Martinez CCH Pounder Catherine Dent Walt Goggins Glenn Close Drama NBA Basketball LA Lakers @ Oklahoma City Thunder Mark Webster and Andre Alleyne present basketball action from the Ford Center as the Oklahoma City Thunder host the LA Lakers. Sport NBA Basketball Cleveland Cavaliers @ LA Lakers A chance to see two of this year's contenders for the NBA Most Valuable Player award in action, as Lebron James takes his Cleveland Cavaliers to Los Angeles to face Kobe Bryant and the Lakers. Sport Neighbours Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings. Caitlin Stasey Alan Fletcher Jackie Woodburne Margot Robbie Soap Home and Away Roman and Leah try bring Kirsty and Miles back together. Hugo is disappointed by Xavier. David Jones-Roberts Bernard Curry Christie Hayes Josh Quong Tart Soap Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends Listening Walk Animation based on the best-selling children's books. Miss Spider takes a nervous Wiggle on a walk to get him over his night fears. Children The Ellen DeGeneres Show The American sitcom star hosts her own chat show. Today, she hosts Jeff Corwin and his menagerie of animals, before receiving a dance lesson from web sensation Soulja Boy Tell'em. Talk show Out of the Blue Drama set in the beautiful Australian beach resort of Manly. Sophie Katinis Renai Caruso Clayton Watson Katherine Hicks Charlotte Gregg Ryan Johnson Drama Neighbours The lives of Libby, Bridget and Zeke hang in the balance following the rafting accident. Steph throws herself into Greg's arms, only to learn a shocking secret. Kym Valentine Eloise Mignon Matthew Werkmeister Carla Bonner Soap Home and Away Will Joey press charges against Robbo? Kirsty wants her old job back. Does Irene have a secret admirer? Kate Bell Lynne McGranger Christie Hayes Soap The Gadget Show Jason Bradbury, Suzi Perry and Jon Bentley explore the latest gadgets on the market. Entertainment Build a New Life in the Country Scotland Series about people chasing dream homes and new lives. Architect George Clarke follows a family escaping the rat-race and moving to Scotland. Their dream life depends on managing to restore a crumbling Victorian farmhouse and starting their own business. Interests Neighbours The lives of Libby, Bridget and Zeke hang in the balance following the rafting accident. Steph throws herself into Greg's arms, only to learn a shocking secret. Kym Valentine Eloise Mignon Matthew Werkmeister Carla Bonner Soap Home and Away Will Joey press charges against Robbo? Kirsty wants her old job back. Does Irene have a secret admirer? Kate Bell Lynne McGranger Christie Hayes Soap The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Lowri Turner and David Van Day. Today's guest is Simon Woodroffe. Entertainment Trisha Goddard My Teen Sister Gets Paid to Pose for Seedy Sex Sites. Now She's Marrying a Man Old Enough to Be Her Dad Daytime discussion show. Two sisters try to bury their differences. Talk show Zoo Days Documentary series from Chester Zoo, narrated by Jane Horrocks. Tejas, one of the rarest lion cubs in the world, is having trouble walking properly. Vets have discovered that he has a problem with his tendons and he has been fitted with splints. Today, veterinary nurses Karen Homer and Tanya Curnow come to take the splints off. If there is no improvement in his condition, the two-month-old cub will face major surgery. Documentary Build a New Life in the Country Scotland Series about people chasing dream homes and new lives. Architect George Clarke follows a family escaping the rat-race and moving to Scotland. Their dream life depends on managing to restore a crumbling Victorian farmhouse and starting their own business. Interests The Gadget Show Consumer technology show presented by Jason Bradbury, Suzi Perry, Dallas Campbell and Jon Bentley. The gang puts a range of outdoor technology to the test, including walkie talkies, thermal underwear and radios. Jon tracks down the best broadband deals available and Suzi lists her top five razors. Entertainment Sofia's Diary Daily series in which 17-year-old Sofia Taylor, recently relocated to London and working in the office of a glossy magazine, relates her day-to-day life online to her friend. Rachel Hyde-Harvey Soap 8 Simple Rules The Story of Anne Frank and Skeevy Family sitcom. Bridget lands the lead role in her high school production of the story of Anne Frank. Rory's obsession with a dummy named Skeevy becomes a little unnerving for the Hennessy clan. Katey Sagal Billy Aaron Brown Kaley Cuoco Amy Davidson Martin Spanjers Sitcom 8 Simple Rules YMCA Family sitcom. Jim tries to protect Bridget from unwanted male attention at the health club. Katey Sagal Kaley Cuoco Amy Davidson Martin Spanjers James Garner Sitcom 8 Simple Rules Get Real Family sitcom. Cate's wayward nephew CJ drops by to pay his respects to Paul, to the surprise of the Hennessy household. Kaley Cuoco Amy Davidson Katey Sagal Martin Spanjers Sitcom 8 Simple Rules Consequences Family sitcom. The school's new drug-sniffing dog catches Kerry with marijuana. Katey Sagal Kaley Cuoco Amy Davidson Martin Spanjers Sitcom Zoo Days Documentary series from Chester Zoo, narrated by Jane Horrocks. Tejas, one of the rarest lion cubs in the world, is having trouble walking properly. Vets have discovered that he has a problem with his tendons and he has been fitted with splints. Today, veterinary nurses Karen Homer and Tanya Curnow come to take the splints off. If there is no improvement in his condition, the two-month-old cub will face major surgery. Documentary Home and Away Trey causes problems between Geoff and Nicole. Martha struggles to say goodbye to Jack. Roman and Leah's friendship deepens. Jodi Gordon Ada Nicodemou Conrad Coleby Tessa James Soap Neighbours Karl, Susan and Rachel struggle to deal with Zeke's disappearance. Bridget's need to find her birth parents intensifies. Donna is wary of her siblings. Caitlin Stasey Alan Fletcher Jackie Woodburne Margot Robbie Soap Out of the Blue Drama set in the beautiful Australian beach resort of Manly. Sophie Katinis Renai Caruso Clayton Watson Katherine Hicks Charlotte Gregg Ryan Johnson Drama The Gadget Show Consumer technology show presented by Jason Bradbury, Suzi Perry, Jon Bentley and Ortis Deley. Suzi and Jon compete to see who can make the most money from their old gadgets. Elsewhere, Vic Reeves challenges the team to realise his design for a remote-controlled shopping trolley, Jason tests the latest gaming devices and Jon rates the top five flasks currently on the market. Entertainment Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in Essex. Led by specially trained officers and equipped with the fastest vehicles in the force, the team tackles the most difficult-to-catch criminals on a daily basis. Documentary Extreme Fishing with Robson Green Robson Green profiles the hottest fishing destinations around the globe. This instalment sees Robson travel to the wilds of Australia to tackle the barramundi, the milkfish and the giant trevally. Documentary Programmes start at 6.00am No Genre The Ellen DeGeneres Show The American sitcom star hosts a musical edition of her own chat show, with singing sensation Mariah Carey presenting her new perfume and a performance from Duran Duran. Talk show Taste Designer food programme hosted by Beverley Turner, presenting all the information a fashionable foodie needs. Angela Hartnett presents fish dishes. There is a guide to raw food with Sue Alexander and tips on table setting with Emily Chalmers. Plus advice on edible flowers and the top five chocolate desserts. Cookery Relic Hunter The Put Back Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who carries out secret missions and recovers lost treasures. Sydney and Nigel travel to Africa. Tia Carrera Christien Anholt Lindy Booth Drama Grimebusters Pete the pest controller tackles an infestation of cockroaches. Wolverhampton's restaurant inspectors make a surprise visit. Dagenham's graffiti removal team continue the battle against the budding Banksys. And extreme cleaner Nick clears a revolting house in south London. Documentary Grimebusters Westminster council's zero tolerance enforcer Yarno makes his daily patrol in Chinatown. AJ in Leicester is called to clear a dead man's house. Ex-policeman John is busting fly tippers on the streets of Wolverhampton. Environmental health officers Alison and Steve sift through another dead man's flat to try and find evidence of relatives. Documentary Luton Airport A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. The bird patrol tries to prevent birds from flying into the paths of planes. Documentary Luton Airport A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Trainee firefighters prepare for a worst-case scenario and bad weather means the runway must be protected. Documentary Sky Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines. Travel Sky Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines. Travel Badger or Bust Mayhem Apprentice finalist Ruth Badger attempts to revive the fortunes of failing businesses by taking control of some of the worst sales teams in Britain. Ruth helps a London gadget company, hindered by a lazy boss, sell a revolutionary new bike. Entertainment Sky Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines. Travel Babies At Risk Series about premature and sick babies born at Bristol's Royal Children's Hospital. Doctor Louise Owen is so busy with her work in the Special Care Baby Unit that she barely has time to organise her wedding. Meanwhile, Dom Hares is looking after an infant with a very complicated set of problems. Education Relic Hunter Dagger of Death Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who carries out secret missions and recovers lost treasures. Sydney and Nigel head to Calcutta after the dagger of Kali's mesmerising power drives a meek anthropologist to murder. Tia Carrera Christien Anholt Lindy Booth Drama Sky Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines. Travel Luton Airport A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Staff struggle to cope with an irate crowd after several flights are cancelled due to bad weather in Europe. Documentary Luton Airport A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Heavy snow takes staff by surprise, and a shipment of polo ponies needs special care. Documentary Grimebusters Pest controller Pete wages war on rats at a fishing lake in Dagenham. Dino and his team clear scrub land while keeping an eye out for murder weapons. Restaurant inspector Andy gets checks out a rodent in a local Indian restaurant. Steve and Vicki police the drinking ban in Nottingham city centre. Documentary Grimebusters Westminster's grimebuster Yarni patrols Church Street market, near Edgware Road. Lou gets to grips with a huge fly-tipping site in Wolverhampton. Cotswolds pest controller Dave deals with wasps' nests and cockroaches. And Vince busts illegal hot dog sellers operating on the streets of the West End at night. Documentary Sky Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines. Travel Badger or Bust Apprentice finalist Ruth Badger attempts to revive the fortunes of failing businesses by taking control of some of the worst sales teams in Britain. In Bradford the Badger must sort out a double-glazing business with immature managers and a lazy workforce. Entertainment The Dog Whisperer Lotus Blossoms Cesar Millan attempts to tame unruly pets. Entertainment The Dog Whisperer Brady, Bandit & Hootie Cesar Milan is renowned for his dog training skills and is highly sought after by the owners of unruly pets. In this episode he has to contend with a labrador that is obsessed with water and he almost meets a chihuahua with a penchant for leg-biting. Entertainment Cold Case The Red and the Blue Drama series about a police detective who specialises in long-unsolved crimes. New evidence concerning the murder of a country singer in 2000 is supplied to Jeffries by his former partner. Kathryn Morris John Finn Jeremy Ratchford Thom Barry Danny Pino Tracie Thoms Drama . 10/24 . Toy Boys Documentary on the phenomenon of age-gap dating. Women reveal the perks and problems involved in having their very own toy boy. Documentary Cold Case Knuckle Up Drama series about a police detective who specialises in long-unsolved crimes. When a video clip showing a missing student being brutally beaten is found on the internet, the team reinvestigates the case of a talented 17-year-old boy who disappeared a year before. Kathryn Morris John Finn Jeremy Ratchford Thom Barry Danny Pino Tracie Thoms Drama . 11/24 . Born to Kill Fred West First in a six-part series profiling the world's most infamous serial killers and examining the person behind the evil acts. Psychologists and experts in the field seek clues as to what prompted the awful crimes carried out by the likes of Harold Shipman, Jeffrey Dahmer, Myra Hindley, the Washington Sniper and Ivan Milat. Could it be the culmination of a series of traumatic events in early life? Fred West is the first to go under the microscope. Documentary Soccer AM: The Best Bits All the best bits from last Saturday's show, presented by Max Rushden and Helen Chamberlain. Sport Death by Excess Rock Goddesses Five-part series telling the stories of those famous faces who lived fast and died young. Using CGI technology, the abuse suffered by the celebrities' internal organs is recreated, demonstrating how the body is affected by drink and drugs. From Mama Cass to Karen Carpenter, these iconic women were defined as much by their deaths as by their lives. Documentary Taste Designer food programme hosted by Beverley Turner, presenting all the information a fashionable foodie needs. Angela Hartnett presents fish dishes. There is a guide to raw food with Sue Alexander and tips on table setting with Emily Chalmers. Plus advice on edible flowers and the top five chocolate desserts. Cookery Guilty! Talk show in which guests try to resolve their problems in a mock courtroom. Mandy is accused of being obsessed with male strippers, and a man tells his nephew to stop being a spoilt brat. Talk show Luton Airport A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Staff struggle to cope with an irate crowd after several flights are cancelled due to bad weather in Europe. Documentary Luton Airport A behind-the-scenes look at Luton Airport, the gateway for more than eight million passengers each year. Heavy snow takes staff by surprise, and a shipment of polo ponies needs special care. Documentary Sky Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines. Travel Sky Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines. Travel Taste Designer food programme. James Tanner cooks salt-crusted sea bass followed by dark chocolate and marmalade tart, and Chris George samples a British cheese board. Cookery Home Shopping Shopping from home. Interests Extreme Dreams Ben Fogle leads a team of first-time adventurers on a trek along the infamous Black Cat Trail in the jungles of Papua New Guinea. They face deadly snakes, raging rivers and sheer ravines as they trek to the golden sands of Salamau Beach on the Pacific Ocean. Chris, who is 59, is forced to confront his lifelong fear of heights. The trail gets too tough for young office worker Danielle as the team start to long for home. Documentary Ray Mears' World of Survival The Arctic Survival expert Ray Mears takes on the Arctic - the most inhospitable place on earth, where the temperature is twice as cold as a domestic freezer. In this programme, he learns how to build an igloo, fish through the ice, and melt ice for drinking water. Documentary A Question of Sport Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz, with team captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Alongside Ally is Wales's Grand Slam winning coach Mike Ruddock and Britain's most successful woman golfer Laura Davies. Joining Matt is former snooker world champion Dennis Taylor and Britain's greatest ever Olympian, Steve Redgrave. Game show Dragons' Den Evan Davis presents the series in which entrepreneurs pitch their ideas to five multi-millionaire investors. Opportunities presented to the eponymous 'dragons' include a brush designed to take the tangle out of knotted hair, a portable shower-head holder for travellers, a new kind of schoolbag to help kids concentrate in class, a towel for safely removing a baby from a bath, and many more. Documentary Top Gear Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. The team try to buy a decent mid-engined Italian supercar for under 10,000 pounds. There's a race between a mountain bike and a car through the streets of Lisbon, the Marcos TSO-GT takes to the track, and yachtswoman Ellen MacArthur is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Transport James May's 20th Century Inventing the Teenager During the 20th century teenagers evolved to the point of almost becoming a separate species. James May is on a journey to find out how this came about. Was it the promise of sex, the power of pop, or the pull of a 50cc Japanese two-stroke? Documentary Mechannibals Series championing the ingenuity of Britain's real life backyard inventors. They're given just 48 hours to invent and build the most devastating contraptions they can, but there's a huge catch, they can only use components that are ripped out of things in their home. This edition follows two families from Buxton, Derbyshire competing to make firstly the best machine to chill and pour beer, and secondly, contraptions to smash crockery. Interests Top Gear Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. The chaps take their favourite supercars on a continental road trip - the Ford GT, Ferrari F430 and Pagani Zonda. Car cultures clash when the Austin Healey Sprite takes on a Peugeot 306, and the Focus ST takes to the track. Transport Top Gear Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. The team try to buy a decent mid-engined Italian supercar for under 10,000 pounds. There's a race between a mountain bike and a car through the streets of Lisbon, the Marcos TSO-GT takes to the track, and yachtswoman Ellen MacArthur is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Transport Extreme Dreams Ben Fogle leads a team of first-time adventurers on a trek along the infamous Black Cat Trail in the jungles of Papua New Guinea. They face deadly snakes, raging rivers and sheer ravines as they trek to the golden sands of Salamau Beach on the Pacific Ocean. Chris, who is 59, is forced to confront his lifelong fear of heights. The trail gets too tough for young office worker Danielle as the team start to long for home. Documentary Airport Princess Di Documentary series which goes behind the scenes at Heathrow Airport. Princess Diana tries to slip unseen past Heathrow's resident press corps, while the arrival of Pamela Anderson brings Terminal 3 to a near standstill. Weekenders returning from Amsterdam come under the suspicious scrutiny of customs officers, and, indeed, one overnight bag contains more than just dirty laundry. Documentary A Question of Sport Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz, with team captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Alongside Ally is Wales's Grand Slam winning coach Mike Ruddock and Britain's most successful woman golfer Laura Davies. Joining Matt is former snooker world champion Dennis Taylor and Britain's greatest ever Olympian, Steve Redgrave. Game show Dragons' Den Evan Davis presents the series in which entrepreneurs pitch their ideas to five multi-millionaire investors. Opportunities presented to the eponymous 'dragons' include a brush designed to take the tangle out of knotted hair, a portable shower-head holder for travellers, a new kind of schoolbag to help kids concentrate in class, a towel for safely removing a baby from a bath, and many more. Documentary Top Gear Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Featuring a challenge between Jeremy in a Bugatti Veyron against the boys in a light aircraft flown by Captain Slow. Nigel Mansell is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Transport James May's 20th Century Inventing the Teenager During the 20th century teenagers evolved to the point of almost becoming a separate species. James May is on a journey to find out how this came about. Was it the promise of sex, the power of pop, or the pull of a 50cc Japanese two-stroke? Documentary Mechannibals Series championing the ingenuity of Britain's real life backyard inventors. They're given just 48 hours to invent and build the most devastating contraptions they can, but there's a huge catch, they can only use components that are ripped out of things in their home. This edition follows two families from Buxton, Derbyshire competing to make firstly the best machine to chill and pour beer, and secondly, contraptions to smash crockery. Interests Dragons' Den Evan Davis presents the series in which entrepreneurs pitch their ideas to five multi-millionaire investors. Opportunities presented to the eponymous 'dragons' include a brush designed to take the tangle out of knotted hair, a portable shower-head holder for travellers, a new kind of schoolbag to help kids concentrate in class, a towel for safely removing a baby from a bath, and many more. Documentary Top Gear Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Is Jeremy faster driving in real life or on a computer game, and what will break first at sub zero temperatures - a car or Richard Hammond? David Walliams is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Transport Mock the Week Comedy show combining elements of panel game, stand-up and improvisation, with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. Hosted by Dara O'Briain, with regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard, joined by guests Lauren Laverne and Rhod Gilbert. Comedy That Mitchell and Webb Look Comedy sketch show starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Includes an evil henchman's plea for clearer wording in death threats, a clip from new daytime TV show Coverage of People Buying a House and then Living in it, and a man who can move biscuits with his mind. The snooker commentators are back, and they've rather taken a shine to one of the younger players. With Olivia Colman, James Bachman, Paterson Joseph and Abigail Burdess. Robert Webb David Mitchell Olivia Colman James Bachman Paterson Joseph Abigail Burdess Comedy The Catherine Tate Show Award-winning comedy sketch series co-written and performed by the versatile comedy actress, featuring a gallery of memorable characters. Lauren asks her teacher if he's gay. Peter Kay visits Nan and together they render Bridge over Troubled Water. Comedy The Graham Norton Show Top comic, Alan Carr joins the Welsh singing legend Tom Jones on the show this week with Tom also performing a single from his latest album at the end of the show. Talk show That Mitchell and Webb Look Comedy sketch show starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Includes an evil henchman's plea for clearer wording in death threats, a clip from new daytime TV show Coverage of People Buying a House and then Living in it, and a man who can move biscuits with his mind. The snooker commentators are back, and they've rather taken a shine to one of the younger players. With Olivia Colman, James Bachman, Paterson Joseph and Abigail Burdess. Robert Webb David Mitchell Olivia Colman James Bachman Paterson Joseph Abigail Burdess Comedy The Catherine Tate Show Award-winning comedy sketch series co-written and performed by the versatile comedy actress, featuring a gallery of memorable characters. Lauren asks her teacher if he's gay. Peter Kay visits Nan and together they render Bridge over Troubled Water. Comedy Kick Ass Miracles Teachers and Gurus Martial arts expert Chris Crudelli travels the Far East discovering the beliefs underpinning the abilities of people who perform incredible feats of mind and body. Chris meets some of the teachers and masters of the miraculous. Interests Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive Reality series following ten spoiled rich kids as they saddle up for hard labour and tough life lessons in Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Brittny cracks the whip when she and Haley become team leaders, and who saves the day with some suggestive horseplay? Alex now has his eye on a new girl, and Fabian confronts the cops. Interests Radical Highs Series about unconventional and high-risk sports. Mountainboarding - similar to snowboarding but without the snow - can be practised in the English countryside, the only requirements being strong nerves and a good sense of balance. Sport Home Shopping Shopping from home. Interests Home Shopping Shopping from home. Interests World's Most Amazing Videos 2 Awe-inspiring footage from home videos depicting amazing events, escapes and disasters. An overloaded plane crashes into school, and a base jumper is sucked into a waterfall. Entertainment The X Files The Erlenmeyer Flask The police are baffled when they fail to recover the body of a wounded fugitive chased into a lake. Meanwhile, working on a tip-off from Deep Throat, Mulder and Scully discover a strange case involving the cloning of extra-terrestrial viruses. Are the two cases linked? David Duchovny Gillian Anderson Jerry Hardin Anne DeSalvo Simon Webb Jim Leard Drama . 23/24 . Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges Sci-fi drama. Bashir becomes an unwitting pawn in a deadly game between Romulan intelligence forces and a covert Starfleet organisation. Avery Brooks Rene Auberjonois Alexander Siddig Nicole DeBoer Cirroc Lofton Colm Meaney Drama Sun, Sea and A & E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. A woman regrets joining her grandchildren on a climbing frame. Documentary Verminators No Kill Solution Eye-opening series following Mike Masterton and a team of LA pest controllers. One woman finds it hard saying goodbye to the mice that have been sharing her home. Documentary Sexcetera News magazine show, featuring undercover stories about the world of sex and providing a provocative look at human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Entertainment Roulette Nation The most popular casino game ever has arrived on your TV screen and you are invited to play. Join in the fun and you could be a winner at www.challengejackpot.com - Must-Play TV. Interests Blade: The Series Turn of the Screw Fantasy drama series starring Kirk 'Sticky' Jones as a half-man, half-vampire who uses his superhuman abilities to battle the creatures of the night. Blade and Krista must find newly-turned vampire Lisa Starr to give her the serum. Chase contacts an old flame who asks her to leave Marcus. Kirk 'Sticky' Jones Jessica Gower Nelson Lee Neil Jackson Drama Gadgets Gadgets Gadgets Liz Bonnin looks at the world of gadgets and technology. Featuring the World Cup of robot soccer, trousers that double as a chair and the world of Thai kart racing. Interests Takeshi's Castle Comedy game show voiced by Craig Charles in which Japanese star Takeshi Kitano plays the lord of a castle fortified with giant games. Contestants vie for a cash prize by attempting to storm the castle and defeat Takeshi. Game show Takeshi's Castle Comedy game show voiced by Craig Charles in which Japanese star Takeshi Kitano plays the lord of a castle fortified with giant games. Contestants vie for a cash prize by attempting to storm the castle and defeat Takeshi. Game show World's Most Amazing Videos 2 Awe-inspiring footage from home videos depicting amazing events, escapes and disasters. An overloaded plane crashes into school, and a base jumper is sucked into a waterfall. Entertainment Sarah Kennedy The Dawn Patrol: News, views and music, plus a review of the morning's papers. Including Pause for Thought at 6.15am. Wake Up to Wogan Ease into the day with Terry Wogan's award winning breakfast show. Including Pause for Thought at 9.15am. Ken Bruce Singer-songwriter Stephen Bishop shares his Tracks of My Years and Stevie Nicks provides The Album of the Week. Jeremy Vine Talking to the people who make the headlines. Steve Wright in the Afternoon With actor Robert Wagner and celebrity journalist Mark Frith. Plus the Non-Stop Oldies, as picked by Carol Evans from Bromsgrove in Worcestershire. Simon Mayo Simon Mayo sits in for Chris Evans with music and chat. Desmond Carrington Desmond's theme is the telephone call, as he celebrates the good old-fashioned landline. Mark Radcliffe and Stuart Maconie The best music, live sessions and guest pundits plus three more listener-nominated tracks in The Chain. Nigel Ogden The Organist Entertains. Exploring the best organ music from around the world. My Life in Movies... ...with Chrissy Iley. Journalist and celebrity interviewer Chrissy Iley talks to British stage and film star Michael Sheen about his career, football and films which influenced him. The Single Story David Quantick charts the story of the 45 rpm single. 3/4: David explores the studios that serviced the singles business, including Stock, Aitken and Waterman's 'hit factory'. The Single Story David Quantick charts the story of the 45 rpm single. 3/4: David explores the studios that serviced the singles business, including Stock, Aitken and Waterman's 'hit factory'. Janice Long Proving there's life after midnight, with the best live performances. Including Pause for Thought at 1.30am. Tim Smith Tim Smith sits in for Alex Lester with a mix of music and banter. Including Pause for Thought at 3.30am. Sarah Kennedy The Dawn Patrol: News, views and music, plus a review of the morning's papers. Including Pause for Thought at 6.15am. Winston in Europe Finis: The family go on a whistle-stop tour round Europe and Father takes them to where it all started. Starring Maurice Denham. Episode 6 of 6 [Rpt of Mon 5.30pm]. 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CBeebies on BBC Radio 7 Join all your CBeebies friends for songs, rhymes and stories on BBC Radio 7. Second Thoughts Maybe, Baby: Broody Faith fancies starting a second family, but what about Bill? Starring James Bolam and Lynda Bellingham. Episode 5 of 8 [Rptd Wed 6.30am]. It Sticks Out Half a Mile Marooned: A visit to the pier theatre ends in disaster for Arthur Wilson and Miss Perkins. Stars John Le Mesurier. From January 1984. Episode 8 of 13 [Rptd Wed 6.00am]. Paradise Lost in Cyberspace The grim 22nd century puts Britons to death at 70. But a clerical error sets George Smith's demise for 69. With Stephen Moore. Episode 1 of 6 [Rptd Wed 12.00am]. The Brightonomicon The Wondrous One-Off Wiseman of Withdean: Rizla is disguised as a woman. Hugo Rune can't escape his destiny. With David Warner. Episode 12 of 13 [Rptd Wed 12.30am]. The Navy Lark Mount Rumpus Atoll: Povey has no trouble in naming a useless frigate to be a target in a NATO exercise. Stars Leslie Phillips. 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Newsbeat All the news you need to know from the UK and around the world, brought to you by Radio 1's dedicated team of journalists. Edith Bowman New music and chat, plus Edith is joined in the studio by actor and comedian Chris O'Dowd. Scott Mills Scott entertains the nation. Newsbeat All the news you need to know from the UK and around the world, brought to you by Radio 1's dedicated team of journalists. Scott Mills Scott entertains the nation. Zane Lowe Two hours of the best new and cutting-edge music. International Radio 1: Istanbul Passport? Check. Visa? Check. Foreign currency? Check. Gilles Peterson takes us on a guided tour of Istanbul, Turkey. Nick Grimshaw Nick Grimshaw sits in for Colin Murray with music and alternative classics. Nick Grimshaw Nick Grimshaw sits in for Colin Murray with music and alternative classics. Bobby Friction and Nihal Asian beats with Bobby Friction and Nihal. Mary Anne Hobbs Radio 1's experimental music show - uncompromising electronic beats from the darker side of the club. Greg James What will he get up to next? Through the Night Susan Sharpe presents music, including Chopin, R Schumann, C Schumann, Halvorsen, Mozart, Haydn, Biber, Suk, Abel, Bach, Magi, Glinka, Balakirev, Englund, Sibelius and Fabritius. Breakfast With Rob Cowan. Including Humperdinck: Humoreske. Beethoven orch Stokowski: Moonlight Sonata (1st mvt). Telemann: Sonata in G for flute, two violas da gamba and continuo. Classical Collection With James Jolly. Including Stravinsky: Concerto for piano and wind instruments. Mozart: Clarinet Concerto in A. Strauss: Zueignung. Busoni: Violin Concerto in D, Op 35a. Composer of the Week Reinhold Gliere (1975-1956). 2/5: Donald Macleod charts Gliere's early teaching career, including his influence as Prokofiev's first successful music tutor. Includes Sextet, Op 11. Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert Llyr Williams at the BBC Hoddinott Hall: 1/4. Penny Gore presents a piano recital by Llyr Williams. Schubert: Piano Sonata in A minor, D784. Mussorgsky: Pictures at an Exhibition. Afternoon on 3 BBC Symphony Orchestra and Chorus: 2/4. Penny Gore presents music marking the 80th birthday of the BBC SO and Chorus. With works by Marx, Kernis, Rachmaninov, Bennett and Adams. In Tune Petroc Trelawny presents a selection of music and guests from the arts world, including American Ballet Theatre director Kevin McKenzie and folk singer Kate Rusby. Performance on 3 Esa-Pekka Salonen and the Philharmonia continue their Vienna - City of Dreams series. Berg: Piano Sonata, with Mitsuko Uchida (piano). Berg: Kammerkonzert. Mahler: Symphony No 9. Night Waves Rana Mitter talks to celebrated Indian writer Amit Chaudhuri about his latest novel The Immortals and also discusses the contrast between Catholic and Protestant art. Composer of the Week Reinhold Gliere (1975-1956). 2/5: Donald Macleod charts Gliere's early teaching career, including his influence as Prokofiev's first successful music tutor. Includes Sextet, Op 11. The Essay Work-Life Balance: 2/5. Prof Hugh Cunningham explores the battle - long fought, but ultimately won - for leisure during the Industrial Revolution. Late Junction Verity Sharp presents Peter Bellamy, David Hykes's Harmonic Choir, piano music from GI Gurdjieff, virtuoso guitarist Tony McManus and the Turkish baglama playing of Ramazan Gungor. Late Junction Verity Sharp presents Peter Bellamy, David Hykes's Harmonic Choir, piano music from GI Gurdjieff, virtuoso guitarist Tony McManus and the Turkish baglama playing of Ramazan Gungor. Through the Night Susan Sharpe presents music, including Lassus, Bach, Reicha, Beethoven, Geminiani, Scarlatti, Wagner, Vaughan Williams, Berwald, Koehne, Purcell, Gilson, Grieg and Hellendaal. Today With James Naughtie and Sarah Montague. Including Sports Desk at 6.25am, 7.25am, 8.25am; Weather 6.05am, 6.57am, 7.57am; Yesterday in Parliament 6.45am; Thought for the Day 8.48am. Call Yourself a Feminist 3/3: Bettany Hughes presents a series of discussions tracing the development of feminist ideas from the 1960s onwards, with guests including Miranda Sawyer and Jessica Valenti. The Prime Ministers Nick Robinson explores the history of Britain's prime ministers. 5/8: Benjamin Disraeli, who turned his skills as a novelist to politics and became the first Jewish-born premier. Book of the Week The Tent, the Bucket and Me: Emma Kennedy's account of family camping holidays. 2/5: 1972 was the year of the trip to Hadrian's Wall and a lot of cross-border matrimonial raids. Woman's Hour With Jane Garvey. Featuring adults with learning difficulties and life at the check-out. Including drama: This Book Will Save Your Life. 2/5: Richard remembers how tasty donuts are. Peace Work Mark Devenport finds out how Northern Ireland is sending its politicians around the world to share their experiences of successful conflict resolution. Alan Garner: The Return to ... ... Brisingamen: John Waite meets Alan Garner, author of the book that helped shape Waite's own childhood, The Weirdstone of Brisingamen, to discuss his life and writing career. Call You and Yours Consumer news and issues with Winifred Robinson. Call 03700 100 444 [calls cost no more than to 01, 02 landline numbers]. Weather The latest weather forecast. The World at One National and international news with Martha Kearney. Ken Clarke's Jazz Greats Ken Clarke MP profiles great jazz musicians of the 20th century. 3/4: Clarinettist and bandleader Benny Goodman, who became known as the King of Swing. The Archers Matt's name is mud for Tony and Jennifer. Afternoon Play Witness - Five Plays from the Gospel of Luke. Series by Nick Warburton imagining the story of Jesus through the eyes of those who witnessed it. 1/5: The Lake. Home Planet Richard Daniel and the team discuss listeners' questions about the environment and the natural world. Actors' Words Actors read self-penned stories. 1/3. Le Rayon Vert, by Tim Pigott-Smith. On a blazing hot day in Biarritz, the narrator waits for the famous light effect in the evening sky. Soundscape: The Lion Pride Hugh Quarshie follows the lives of a fictional family of lions. 2/5: Beberu is chased out of his territory by two nomadic males which then kill the cubs and mate with the lionesses. Law in Action Clive Coleman investigates options for adopting a halfway house between marriage and living together, and asks which example England and Wales should follow. A Good Read Sue MacGregor talks to musician Thea Gilmore and broadcaster and writer Paul Gambaccini about their favourite books. PM Full coverage and analysis of the day's news with Carolyn Quinn. Including Weather at 5.57pm. Six O'Clock News The latest national and international news from BBC Radio 4, followed by Weather. Cabin Pressure Sitcom about a tiny charter airline for whom no job is too small and many jobs are too difficult. 5/6: Edinburgh. A very special passenger makes Douglas grovel and Arthur cry. The Archers Ed finds someone in the know. Front Row Arts news and reviews. Mark Lawson reports from the opening night of the stage musical Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, starring Jason Donovan and based on the hit Australian film. This Book Will Save Your Life Penny Leicester's adaptation of the novel by AM Homes. 2/5: Richard has remembered how tasty donuts are. Is his life falling apart or starting over? File on 4 Fran Abrams investigates the case for new laws and tougher policing to prevent alleged human rights abusers from taking refuge in this country. In Touch Peter White with news and information for the blind and partially sighted. Type A Meet Type B! Blood type A person Andrew Brown and type B Louise Yeoman travel to Denmark to unravel the science of what makes people early or late risers. Call Yourself a Feminist 3/3: Bettany Hughes presents a series of discussions tracing the development of feminist ideas from the 1960s onwards, with guests including Miranda Sawyer and Jessica Valenti. Weather The latest weather forecast. The World Tonight National and international news and analysis with Ritula Shah. Book at Bedtime It's Beginning to Hurt. Short stories by James Lasdun. 2/5: Annals of the Honorary Secretary: An enigmatic and select society welcomes the arrival of a promising new member. Arturart Arthur Smith presents a series of comedy lectures on Art. 1/3. Classical Civilisation and Arturantiquities: Arthur considers the beginnings of art. Today in Parliament News, views and features on today's stories in Parliament with Sean Curran. Today in Parliament News, views and features on today's stories in Parliament with Sean Curran. News and Weather The latest national and international news from BBC Radio 4. Followed by weather. Book of the Week The Tent, the Bucket and Me: Emma Kennedy's account of family camping holidays. 2/5: 1972 was the year of the trip to Hadrian's Wall and a lot of cross-border matrimonial raids. Shipping Forecast The latest shipping forecast. As BBC World Service BBC Radio 4 joins the BBC World Service. Shipping Forecast The latest shipping forecast. News Briefing The latest news from BBC Radio 4. Prayer for the Day Daily prayer and reflection with Anna Magnusson. Farming Today News and issues in rural Britain with Charlotte Smith. Today With John Humphrys and Sarah Montague. Including Sports Desk at 6.25am, 7.25am; Weather 6.05am, 6.57am; Yesterday in Parliament 6.45am; Thought for the Day at 7.48am. Chris Hawkins More sessions and archive music with Chris plus The Elvis Presley Story, a 13-part profile of the King presented by Wink Martindale. Shaun Keaveny Shaun presents the breakfast show, featuring the first track from BBC 6 Music's Album of the Day, plus Toast the Nation and the latest music news with Matt Everitt. George Lamb Sony Award-winning mayhem with George, who is joined by Chris O'Dowd and Rhys Darby from Richard Curtis' latest film The Boat That Rocked. Nemone Norwegian electro duo Röyksopp chat to Nemone about their new album Junior. Steve Lamacq Steve plays new music and classic tracks, plus he catches up with Maxïmo Park. Marc Riley Marc plays classic tracks and cutting-edge music, featuring American singer-songwriter Alela Diane. Gideon Coe Gideon presents tracks from skiffle musician Lonnie Donegan and New York band Television, plus a 1978 Peel session from X-Ray Spex. Gideon Coe Gideon presents tracks from skiffle musician Lonnie Donegan and New York band Television, plus a 1978 Peel session from X-Ray Spex. 6 Music Plays It Again You'll Never Be Sixteen Again. 10/14. In a Broken Dream Part 2. John Peel looks at the era of long hair, skinheads and tartan-trousered teenyboppers. Chris Hawkins More sessions and archive music with Chris plus The Elvis Presley Story, a 13-part profile of the King presented by Wink Martindale. Dev Your daily does of early morning fun, laughs and music. Text 88111 [network rates apply]. Coming up at 8.00am - Breakfast with Trevor and Gemma. Breakfast with Trevor and Gemma Trevor Nelson and Gemma kickstart your morning. Big tunes and big guests. Text 88111 [network rates apply]. Up next at 11.00am - Rampage. Rampage The best new black music in the mix. Text 88111 [network rates apply] or log on to bbc.co.uk/1xtra. Coming up at 2.00pm - Max. Max Max with a mix of news, music, sport and documentaries. 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HomeGrown M1X with Twin B Twin B with the best new UK music in the mix. This programme may contain strong language. Log on to bbc.co.uk/1xtra. Coming up next at 6.00am - Dev. Dev Your daily dose of early morning fun, laughs and music. Text 88111 [network rates apply]. Next up at 8.00am - Breakfast with Trevor and Gemma. 5 live Breakfast All the main news from the UK and around the world with Nicky Campbell and Shelagh Fogarty. Plus travel, sport and business. Text 85058 [network rate 10-15p applies]. 5 live Breakfast: Phone-in Nicky Campbell takes your calls on the day's big story. Call 0500 909693 [free from some landlines, charges for mobiles and other networks will vary]. Victoria Derbyshire Original stories from across the UK, news, sport, and exclusive interviews. We also want to hear your stories. Text 85058 [network rate 10-15p applies]. Colin Murray Colin Murray sits in for Simon Mayo with news, sport and in-depth interviews. Text 85058 [network rate 10-15p applies]. 5 live Drive The latest news, sport and travel updates with Peter Allen and Anita Anand. Text 85058 [network rate 10-15p applies]. 5 live Sport Arlo White presents the day's sports news. 5 live Sport London Calling: A look ahead to the 2012 Olympics with Katharine Merry, Steve Parry and Daley Thompson. 5 live Cricket A preview of the 3rd One Day International between the West Indies and England in Barbados. 606 Danny Baker hosts the football phone-in. Call 0500 909 693 [free from some landlines, charges for mobiles and other networks will vary]. Text 85058 [network rate 10-15p applies]. Richard Bacon Lively and entertaining late night conversation. Text 85058 [network rate 10-15p applies]. Richard Bacon Lively and entertaining late night conversation. Text 85058 [network rate 10-15p applies]. Up All Night Rhod Sharp takes you through the night. Including at 2.15am American Sport with Todd Ant. 2.35am US TV with Cash Peters. 3.05am Caribbean Desk. 4.45am Russia Desk and Ukraine Desk. Morning Reports A round-up of the day's news, sport and business stories. Wake Up to Money News and views from the business world with Rebecca Pike and Mickey Clark. Download the podcast at bbc.co.uk/5live. 5 live Breakfast All the main news from the UK and around the world with Nicky Campbell and Shelagh Fogarty. Plus travel, sport and business. Text 85058 [network rate 10-15p applies].