BBC Five Live Sports Extra BBC Radio 5 Live BBC 6 Music BBC7 BBC Radio 1 Extra BBC Radio 1 BBC Radio 2 BBC Radio 3 BBC Radio 4 (FM Service) BBC World Service BBC One South East BBC Two South East BBC Three BBC Four BBC News Channel BBC Parliament CBBC CBeebies ITV1 Meridian ITV2 ITV3 ITV4 CITV Channel 4 E4 Film4 more4 five Fiver Sky Three Dave Virgin 1 (Freeview) The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. News and Current Affairs Series following police as they investigate high-risk and long-term missing persons cases, and the organisation Missing People as they appeal for information. The live programme features moving studio interviews with the families left behind, explores the reasons why people disappear, and tells stories of reunions. Presented by Louise Minchin and Rav Wilding. Current affairs Property series. Martin and Lucy visit a grade two listed shop on the Isle of Sheppy, an exciting renovation project in Plymouth and a five bedroom house in Reading. Interests Property series. Rani Price and Ed Hall are aiming for top grades in their property studies as they try to find a perfect new pad in Warwickshire for a music teacher to pitch up in. Becky Pratt Interests Series looking at whether household junk could be worth a small fortune. Matthew and Nicola Foxton - Duffy are a young happy couple who have interesting careers, a lovely home and a nice life. The only problem is they have very little time to spend with each other. They have called in the Cash in the Attic team to help them raise enough money to enjoy a day of pampering and indulgence. But will their modern and often unusual items attract the bidders at auction? Interests Antiques experts James Braxton and David Harper are on hand to lead two teams of women searching for antiques in Swinderby. Tim Wonnacott visits Brodsworth Hall, near Doncaster, to discover the influence dogs have had on the place. Rob Bayly Interests The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. News and Current Affairs The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England. News and Current Affairs Hillgate J-91 - Part 2 The campaign intensifies and, while the police try to catch the culprits, Janet tries to help her daughter see sense. Meanwhile, Archie finds himself on the receiving end of Julia's wrath, and Heston is dismayed when he receives some news about his party. George makes her position very clear to Ronnie, and they both struggle to come to terms with the change. David Yelland Michael Lindley Sarah Beck Mather Diane Keen Stirling Gallacher Owen Brenman Soap The Mouth That Roared Medical murder mystery series. An adopted radio personality searches for, and finally finds, her natural birth mother, but matters are complicated by a murder. Dick Van Dyke Barry Van Dyke Victoria Rowell Charlie Schlatter Drama The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. News and Current Affairs Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker shows how to paint a prickly picture, creates spongy cards using kitchen sponges and builds a brilliant bowl dinosaur using newspaper and an old plastic bowl. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch 'The Mister Maker Kids' build a circus tent. Helen Scott Children Driving Ambition Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul and Barry go head-to-head with No Slacking in a golf driving competition, but can they compete with his cheating? Barry Elliott Paul Elliott Jimmy Patton Children Pretty in Pork 3D animated comedy series. Pinky and Perky are a pair of piglets who have just been given their big break in showbiz: their own live children's television show. Sir Percival's drop dead gorgeous niece, Penelope Saddleback, wants to be a TV presenter. Pinky and Perky fall over themselves to help her in order to win her affections but when Sir Percival gives Penelope their show they have to take drastic action to get it back! Children Two's a Crowd Drama series about life in a children's home. There is trouble at the Dumping Ground when someone sets out to ruin the visitors' day, and Marco has a difficult decision to make. Jack Edwards Children High Trubble Musical Children's sitcom. The staff must put on a fabulous performance for Mr Trubble's birthday in this High School Musical spoof. Natalie Bailey Dominique Moore Gary Damer Sam Phillips Sheila Bernette Hayley Jayne-Standing Children Helen, Joel and Andy are put through a series of tests by a pair of thrill engineers, but who will be chosen to experience the ultimate rollercoaster challenge? Andy goes green and becomes a recycling bin man for the day and Britain's Got Talent finalists 'Strike' put Andy and Helen through their martial art paces. Children Khem Loves Cars Children from across the UK talk about their interests, hobbies, passions and loves. Khem is ten years old and knows everything there is to know about cars. He worries about the damage they cause to the environment, but cannot resist their power and beauty. His only problem is that he is never likely to own his dream car. Children Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated. Game show The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. News and Current Affairs The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England. News and Current Affairs Adrian Chiles, Christine Bleakley and guests celebrate all that is good about the country in which we live, with reports on stories from around the UK. Interests Bradley finally manages to get the girl, but will she stick around once the truth is revealed? Janine spots an opportunity of the tall, dark and handsome variety, and Patrick finally opens up to Tommy. John Greening Charlie Clements Nina Toussaint-White Adam Woodyatt Laurie Brett Nina Wadia Patsy Palmer Soap Breathe Deeply Ric has to deal with the fallout of a VIP patient's death, while his expansion of the zero tolerance policy unexpectedly backfires. Meanwhile, Faye decides to try and win Joseph back, and Elliot makes a shocking discovery about Martha's husband. Chris King Hugh Quarshie Hari Dhillon Rosie Marcel Robert Powell Patsy Kensit Amanda Mealing Paul Bradley Luke Roberts Phoebe Thomas Duncan Pow Nadine Lewington Jaye Jacobs Jalaal Hartley Holly Lucas Oliver Boot Alex Macqueen Anna-Louise Plowman Stella Gonet Stephen Beckett David Tse Melanie Hill Drama It's the final episode of the series and the women have much to think about. For instance, Siobhan (Orla Brady) can't understand why her husband Hari wants a divorce after finding out that she picked up strangers in hotel bars for sex. Hmm, tough one. Then there's Katie (Sarah Parish), the world's least observant doctor, who lives in a house made entirely of glass: she kisses her boss/ex-lover in public at work, then is shocked when she's spotted by her current boyfriend and he dumps her. Who'd have thought it? Still, though Mistresses is possibly the most witless drama in the history of television, it's hard to dislike, mainly because you know exactly where you are with it. Thus I guarantee that this last instalment will yet again live down to your expectations, as it did mine, when we must say goodbye to a glossy world of coloured tights, gorgeous glass lamp-bases and terrible dialogue. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham Peter Lydon Sarah Parish Sharon Small Orla Brady Shelley Conn Raza Jaffrey Patrick Baladi Steven Brand Adam Rayner Mark Umbers Sean Francis Thomas Lockyer Oliver Milburn Adam Astill Natasha Little Preeya Kalidas Joanna Wright Flossie Ure Lizzie Watkins Juliet Howland John Warnaby Drama . 5/6 . 1/1 The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. News and Current Affairs The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England, followed by national weather. News and Current Affairs Not in My Backyard The series looking at building planning processes investigates the recent trend of garden-grabbing, where developers, realising that land is in short supply, look for any large gardens that they can build on. In Essex, however, a group of residents is up in arms over plans to build one family home in the back garden of another. Will the Council Planning Committee agree? Meanwhile, in North London, one man is using his back garden to store old motorcycle parts, and his neighbours are not happy. Jackie Waldock Documentary The latest film reviews, news and interviews. After collaborating on Frost/Nixon and The Queen, screenwriter Peter Morgan and star Michael Sheen turn to the story of Brian Clough and his famous 44-day tenure as manager of Leeds in The Damned United. And as Quantum of Solace is released on DVD, British comedian Will Smith has a taste of 007's action-packed lifestyle. Bex Palmer Interests Pretty Girl in a Leotard Acclaimed American legal drama. UNR sue Patty for defamation when she uses the media to accuse their CEO of murder, and she must track down an unlikely shareholder. Meanwhile, Ellen returns to David's apartment. Glenn Close Rose Byrne Ted Danson Tate Donovan William Hurt Mario Van Peebles Drama . 5/13 . Detailed weather forecast. News and Current Affairs Topical Update Father Cyril British Sign Language magazine series. Deafblind Roman Catholic priest Father Cyril Axelrod speaks over ten different languages and has travelled from South Africa to China working to change attitudes towards the deaf. See Hear looks back at his journey in November 2005 to meet the Pope in Rome, and talks to him as he reflects on his life's great achievements. Karen Kirk Documentary Kevin Whately Celebrity genealogy series. Kevin Whately, famous for playing working-class characters, has, in fact, a surprisingly affluent family history. Kevin begins in Newcastle, investigating the careers of his grandmother Doris, a singer, and her father, the self-made 'fishing king' of the north-east. Further investigations uncover an 18th century forebear who was a turkey trader, and reveal that his ancestors, the Thomson brothers, were among the richest and most powerful men of the 17th century. Mary Cranitch Documentary John Torode and Gregg Wallace are looking for the country's next star chef. In this heat, contestants will face three high-pressure tests: inventing a dish from scratch, cooking in the fast-paced professional kitchen of Suka at the Sanderson Hotel and creating a two course meal to impress the judges. Only one of them will get through to the forthcoming quarter-final and one step closer to becoming Masterchef. Cookery John Torode and Gregg Wallace are looking for the country's next star chef. In this heat, contestants will face three high-pressure tests: inventing a dish from scratch, cooking in the fast-paced professional kitchen of the Charlotte Street Hotel and creating a two course meal to impress the judges. Only one of them will get through to the forthcoming quarter-final and one step closer to becoming Masterchef. Cookery John Torode and Gregg Wallace are looking for the country's next star chef. In this heat, contestants will face three high-pressure tests: inventing a dish from scratch, cooking in the fast-paced professional kitchen at Sartoria and creating a two course meal to impress the judges. Only one of them will get through to the forthcoming quarter-final and one step closer to becoming Masterchef. Cookery Property series. This programme follows two homeowners who have decided to go it alone and sell their home without going through an estate agent. The experts, property developer Gary McCausland and former estate agent Jonny Benarr, put the homeowners through their paces to help them achieve that elusive sale. The football-mad Fosters in Barnsley and the Scotts in London are going all out for that elusive sale. Will they be glad they axed the agent? Interests BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. News and Current Affairs The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. News and Current Affairs Series following police as they investigate high-risk and long-term missing persons cases, and the organisation Missing People as they appeal for information. The live programme features moving studio interviews with the families left behind, explores the reasons why people disappear, and tells stories of reunions. Presented by Louise Minchin and Rav Wilding. Current affairs Property series. Martin and Lucy visit a house full of surprises in Warrington, a Dorset property which could bring home the bacon and a property in Wales with a cautionary tale about checking the electrics. Interests Property series. Rani Price and Ed Hall help a pair of firm friends and Rainbow group leaders find their pot of property gold in Hinckley, North Leicestershire. Ruth Rawson Interests Series looking at whether household junk could be worth a small fortune. Sue Bell lives in a beautiful village just outside Chelmsford. She is raising money for a very special local charity that hopes to build a hospice for young people. As well as getting the Cash in the Attic team to go through her collectables to sell at auction, Sue and her friend Jan are raising money for a trip to Japan where they are taking part in a sponsored trek. Interests Two teams hunt for bargain antiques with the help of experts Charles Hanson and Paul Laidlaw. Host Tim Wonnacott visits Beamish Museum near Newcastle-on-Tyne to see the legacy of Frank Atkinson, who attempted to preserve the past for future generations. Clare Wilmshurst Interests The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. News and Current Affairs The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England. News and Current Affairs Keep it in the Family Melody aids a father and son who are struggling to communicate at a time of crisis, and Daniel helps a young mother struggling with alcohol addiction to make the right choice and put her son first. Elizabeth Bower John Graham Davies Matthew Chambers Emma Pallant Seeta Indrani Diane Keen Soap The Seven Deadly Sins Drama series about a sleuthing doctor. Steve and Dr Sloan are on the trail of a famous diamond thief, who is the prime suspect in a murder she claims she did not commit. Dick Van Dyke Barry Van Dyke Victoria Rowell Charlie Schlatter Rebecca Chambers Harry Bennett Drama The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. News and Current Affairs Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker shows how to make a hilarious rubber hand glove to surprise your friends, uses stencils to make brilliant art, and creates gorgeous glittery boxes in a minute. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch 'The Mister Maker Kids' make an amazing aeroplane. Helen Scott Children Muscling In Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul enters Barry for a strong man contest, but how can he compete against the cheating man-mountain Magnus Sorenson? Paul Elliott Barry Elliott Joe Montana Children You'll Believe A Pig Can Fly 3D animated comedy series. Pinky and Perky have been given their own television show. Pinky decides he wants to be more like Powerpig, the daring cartoon hero he created. Pinky and Perky discover that Sir Percival has hired top movie star Grunt Warthog to play the part of Powerpig on the live show. Starstruck by this charismatic hunk, Pinky and Perky try to wow him. However, Grunt's glamorous image belies his unfriendly personality and it is not long before his true colours are revealed. Children Moving On Drama series about life in a children's home. Tracy tries to make amends with Cam, but an unexpected announcement changes everything. Dani Harmer Lisa Coleman Children Can We Eat the Same Food as Animals? Food fanatic Stefan Gates and his intrepid Gastronuts go on wild culinary adventures to discover the truth about how we eat, what we eat and where it comes from. Stefan and the Gastronuts find out what animals from dogs to lions, and penguins to pythons eat in their diet. They try their hands at eating the same things, sampling the fare of dogs, penguins and the king of the jungle. Children Andy travels around the country to test out the UK's most exhilarating rollercoasters, but what effect will they have on him? He also learns how to nurse some rather unusual lambs. Plus, find out how to make ice pops out of jellyfish. Children Eden Loves Punk Children from across the UK talk about their interests, hobbies, passions and loves. Eleven-year-old Eden loves everything about punk - the fashion, the music, and the attitude. He shows off his clothes, introduces like-minded friends, and explains what the word punk means to him. Children Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated. Game show The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. News and Current Affairs The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England. News and Current Affairs Adrian Chiles, Christine Bleakley and guests celebrate all that is good about the country in which we live, with reports on stories from around the UK. Interests Highlights from the regional current affairs programme. Matthew Wright reports on the threat posed by asbestos in the UK's schools, and Heather Mills helps a three-year-old disabled girl who is about to become to the youngest person ever to be given electronic hands. Documentary . 1/2 . Drama series. A visit from Grace's uncle brings blackmail and danger for Kim, and things are hotting up between Rachel and Eddie. Tim Hopewell Angela Griffin Jessica Baglow Katie Griffiths Adam Thomas Denise Welch Jason Done Eva Pope Neil Morrissey Meaghan McPherson-Gowe Patrick Miller Sadie Pickering Luke Bailey Elaine Symons Holly Kenny Reece Douglas Chelsee Healey Caroline O'Neil David Phelan Lauren Thomas Lucy Dixon Zaraah Abrahams Tachia Newall Dean Smith Thomas Milner Naveed Choudhry Philip Martin Brown Darcy Isa Ben Scott Drama Can a recession dull the mood of the nation's favourite business show? Will the credit crunch sap any of the red-blooded capitalism from the series' veins? Not a bit of it. This year's hard-faced hopefuls looking for a job with Sir Alan Sugar are as cocksure as ever, introducing themselves with remarks like "For me, making money is better than sex" and "You don't need to make friends on the way up if you're not coming down". It's good to have them back, isn't it? The candidates' first task is to set up a cleaning business, but first there are the team names to choose (Carpe Diem, Strike and Shazam are among the rejects) and the ticklish question of who goes first to be project manager - a poisoned chalice the girls' team fall over themselves to avoid. Then the gears of the series start turning, a ruthless machine that sucks in confidence and turns it into fl ailing, animal fear. It shouldn't be a pleasure to watch, but it always is. Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher Entertainment . 0/12 . 1/1 The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. News and Current Affairs The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South of England, followed by national weather. News and Current Affairs Danny Wallace is live from Lottery HQ with the Thunderball, Dream Number and Lotto draws. Geri Dowd Game show Swedish director Mikael Hafstrom makes his English language debut with this neo-noir thriller that boasts plenty of sharp turns. Sadly, screenwriter Stuart Beattie's (Collateral) plotting is all too predictable, as fellow commuters Lucinda (Jennifer Aniston) and Charles (Clive Owen) indulge in an extramarital flirtation. Apart from having zero chemistry, the circumstances under which the pair get talking seem contrived, and as a result all the Hitchcockian devices that follow are rendered futile. On top of that, the story fails to address Charles's mounting sense of guilt, after one night with Lucinda at a cheap hotel puts his family at risk. Instead of drama and suspense, there is a rapid descent into casual violence. At least Vincent Cassel has some fun, hamming it up as the pompous French thug who blackmails Charles over the affair, but otherwise there's nothing to buffer this wayward vehicle. Mikael Hafstrom Clive Owen Jennifer Aniston Melissa George Vincent Cassel RZA Xzibit Addison Timlin Giancarlo Esposito David Morrissey Georgina Chapman Denis O'Hare Tom Conti 2005 Film 15 2/5 Daily magazine programme for pre-school children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. Simon, Lorna and Tamba look at colours, carnivals and festivals. Children Fish and Weather Nature clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology. Children Dentist Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. Small discovers huge bites taken out of a various foods in the kitchen but has no idea who made them. Ben has toothache, so when Denise the Dentist arrives, they make her a fruity smile. In return, she leaves them some chattering teeth and an appointment for Ben to go to the dentist to have his teeth checked. Steve Marsh Dan Wright Children Double bill of the animated adventures of an aardvark. First, Binky travels in a dream to a land where everything must rhyme. Next, Mom asks Arthur to look after DW when she loses her voice. Children Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children Wild animal tales with Rani Price and Matthew Skilton. The keepers try to get to the bottom of a gorilla's mystery illness using a scanner that looks inside the brain. The tiger cubs have their first ever fish supper, the red river hog piglets go on their biggest adventure yet, and the elephant keepers put a new recruit through her paces. Children Tyler's Silly Shirt Mixed media animation for young children. Pinky Dinky Doo lives in Great Big City with her parents, her four-year-old brother Tyler, and their amazing pet Mr Guinea Pig. When a problem arises, Pinky dances her way to a cardboard story box and uses a piece of chalk and her imagination to tell a story. Tyler learns the importance of 'being yourself' when a boy at school makes fun of his t-shirt. Children The Great Tug of War Story time for young viewers and families. Don Gilet tells the story of a cheeky hare who persuades a hippo and an elephant to have a tug-of-war that neither can possibly win. Children Give and Receive Animation. Harry and Toto are a hare and tortoise who help young children learn about opposites. The residents of Opposite Town are celebrating Giving Day and are enjoying choosing gifts to give one another. Harry is hoping to receive lots of presents but does not realise that giving can be just as much fun. Harry sees the light when Lino the lion tells him the Great Giving Story, but will he still have enough time to get some presents? Children Clean Machines Animation following the adventures of the vehicles of Friendlyville. Join Finley the Fire Engine, Gorby the dustbin lorry, Miguel the post van, Scooty the school bus, DJ the bulldozer, Jesse the tow truck, Isabelle the ice cream lorry and Dex the dump truck as they serve the community, solve problems and have lots of fun! The trucks cannot wash when Suds breaks down. They think it is fun being dirty until their dirtiness causes problems. Children Draw Me a Genie Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. When Louie and Yoko find an old carpet in the attic, they magic up a genie to see if they can make it fly. Children Draw Me a Marmot Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Louie and Sophie need to find someone who can referee their football match. Children Muck's Convoy Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new, ecologically friendly town from scratch. Bob has built a new waterwheel for the old watermill. He has made it at the yard, but now needs to dismantle it to take the sections to the mill. Muck leads the convoy but they go the wrong way and get stuck in a marsh. Muck is convinced he is a terrible leader, but the others explain that admitting your mistakes is a sign of good leadership. Children Lester Loses His Voice Animated adventures of a group of baby animals who live together on Big Barn Farm. Gobo the goat, Petal the pig, Digger the puppy and Dash the donkey help each other out as they go about life on the farm. Lester the cockerel loses his voice, and the farmyard gang need to help him get it back in time for the morning cock-a-doodle-doo. Children I Want to Play Music Too Children's animation. Join brother and sister Lola and Charlie as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Charlie and Marv are to present a piece about outer space, accompanied by music, in front of the whole school. Lola is desperate to join in, even improvising instruments as she cannot play any herself. Suddenly, Marv falls ill and someone must take his place. Children Wave to the Wottingers Series for young children about a magical place inhabited by a community of toy characters. The Pontipines set out on their very long walk, but everywhere they go their neighbours, the Wottingers, are there before them. They wave to the Wottingers and the Wottingers wave back, round the garden until they are safely home again. Children Spring Showcasing children's video diaries about the seasons, this series also explores cross-curriculum themes in short documentaries, encouraging children to observe the world around them and respond creatively. Children from across the UK observe the season of spring where they live, and spring in art, science and geography is highlighted. Children English - The Boy and the Drum Educational programme for seven- to 11-year-olds. An old man is driven to distraction by a boy playing his drum. Everyone he asks has a different idea of how to stop the boy from playing, but it is not until a wise man appears on the scene and offers to help that the problem is solved. Children French - The Boy and the Drum Educational programme for seven- to 11-year-olds. An old man is driven to distraction by a boy playing his drum. Everyone he asks has a different idea of how to stop the boy from playing, but it is not until a wise man appears on the scene and offers to help that the problem is solved. Translated into French. Children Fantastic Mr Fox - Part 3 Educational series. British Sign Language adaptation of Roald Dahl's story, by Clara Ratcliffe. The adventures of Mr Fox and his family as they attempt to outwit three mean farmers in their nightly search for food. Can Mr Fox trick the farmers and provide a feast for the animals who live underground? Children It is time for Sam to settle down for three more animal stories. In the first story, Percy the puffer fish discovers his puff. In the second story, Sam finds out how the giraffe got to have such a long neck. In story three, Grandad and Sam meet Lonesome George and find out why he is the last of his kind of tortoise left in the world. Children Andrew Neil and Anita Anand have the top political stories of the day. Current affairs The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country. Business Contemporary Melissa Porter and Rhodri Owen search Britain to find the best property in three price brackets: a quarter of a million, half a million and a million pounds plus. The pair seek out Britain's dream contemporary home and there are some eclectic properties to choose from. They find innovative design and ultra-modern devices including rain showers and space-age garages to remote-controlled mood lighting. Consumer Elvis the camel gets all shook up when it is time for him to leave the building, and the tigers go for a dip in their new pond. Kate Humble and Ben Fogle have all the news from behind the scenes at Longleat Safari Park. Documentary The Trouble with Seth Drama series about sleuthing crime writer Jessica Fletcher. Jessica's friend is missing and, with bloodstained evidence of a body being dragged through a window, this can only mean another murder in Cabot Cove. Angela Lansbury William Windom Ron Masak Ben Masters Kim Johnston Urich Ann Hearn Drama Paul Martin and the team are in Crawley. Experts Charlie Ross and Mark Stacey give valuations. Paul learns about Britain's oldest licensed airport. Interests Kirsty Wark's contestants return to battle it out over increasingly difficult rounds to get the chance to answer A Question of Genius on their chosen subject and win 5000 pounds. Game show Tony Blackburn v Alvin Stardust Tony Blackburn and Alvin Stardust look for bargains at an antiques fair in Sussex to sell them for profit at auction in London. Among the items Alvin loves is a 70s hi-fi pod, while Tony cannot resist a coat of arms bearing the Blackburn crest and a canon ball. During their day shopping, presenter Tim Wonnacott discusses Tony's interest in old gramophone players, while Alvin demostrates the old acoustic guitar which his mother gave him and which he got many of the biggest names in music to sign, including all the Beatles and Buddy Holly. Tracy Comer Interests Dermot Murnaghan hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel and two Mastermind winners, Chris Hughes and Kevin Ashman. Game show Is it a fake or a real find? Is it better to get the good news or the bad news first? The team reveal some of the most memorable reactions to an Antiques Roadshow appraisal. Interests Life and Death In the final episode of the series, Andrew Marr discovers how Darwin's ideas are helping mankind to save life on earth from extinction - the environmental movement was built upon his insight that all life on earth is connected. Exploring the impact of industrialisation, intensive farming and our growing hunger for meat, Marr tells the story of our slow awakening to the full implications of Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection and our own destructive powers as a species. Documentary . 2/3 . Cardiff to St. David's Series exploring the UK coastline. The team's journey starts in Cardiff marina, takes in the Gower Peninsula and finishes in Britain's smallest city, St David's. Neil Oliver accompanies Babs, the land speed record-breaking car from the 1920s, on its return to Pendine Sands. Mark Horton explores how Swansea's monopoly of the world copper trade sped Nelson towards his victory at the battle of Trafalgar. Miranda Krestovnikoff joins the dolphins who come to the Welsh coast to raise their young. Documentary Why Can't We Predict Earthquakes? Last century, earthquakes killed over one million, and it is predicted that this century might see ten times as many deaths. Yet, when an earthquake strikes, it always takes people by surprise. So why hasn't science worked out how to predict when and where the next big quake is going to happen? Journeying to China's Sichuan Province as well as the notorious San Andreas Fault in California, Horizon asks why science has so far fallen short of answering this fundamental question. Mark Radice Documentary The final Culture Show of the series comes from the Whitechapel Art gallery in East London. After a 13-million-pound restoration, the Whitechapel is about to re-open. Andrew Graham-Dixon tells the story of the gallery that transformed the British art scene. Mark Kermode interviews the playwright, screenplay-writer, and now film director, Charlie Kaufman. Lauren Laverne has an equally rare interview - with American singer-songwriter Will Oldham, who also goes by the name Bonnie 'Prince' Billy. Interests In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Jeremy Paxman. News and Current Affairs Jools looks back on some of the magical performances from the show in 2008. Including performances from Fleet Foxes, Robert Plant and Alison Kraus, The Killers, Jimmy Cliff, TV on the Radio, MGMT and Kings of Leon, plus moments at the piano chatting with Eartha Kitt, Liza Minnelli and Carla Bruni. Music and Arts Ed Leigh and Graham Bell present an all-action winter sports show. Ed and Graham travel to New Zealand, where they attempt a 'Tyrolean Traverse' - a 100m crossing between two mountain peaks on a single piece of rope. Supermodel and avid skier Jodie Kidd then goes on the trip of a lifetime, heli-skiing with Ed and Graham. Sport Breaking the Rules - Fashion Rebel Look The series exploring what makes British fashion and style distinctive continues with the fashion rebel look and the story of the industry's great mavericks, from Vivienne Westwood and John Galliano through to Alexander McQueen. These outsider designers tore up the style rule book in the creative outpouring that followed punk, licensing the rest of us to wear exactly what we want and become fashion rebels. Documentary BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. News and Current Affairs Physical Education Revision for the written and practical PE exams, including items about the body, diet, fitness and training, plus tips on analysing sporting performance. Education Daily magazine programme for preschool children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. In this edition, lots of bears and dancing with Beverley, Paul and Tamba. Children Spiders and Animal Shelters Wildlife clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology. Children Pirate Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. In this episode, Ben returns from a shopping trip but his baguette is causing Small lots of problems - it keeps knocking him over. Percy the Pirate comes into the cafe. The two chefs make him some pirates' gold to eat. As a thank you present, Percy gives them some real pirates' gold. Steve Marsh Dan Wright Children Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. In The Good Sport, Francine is jealous when Jenna is given the Athlete of the Year award, and in Crushed, Arthur is besotted with the new babysitter. Children Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children Wild animal tales with Rani Price and Matthew Skilton. The keepers need to send a rhino across Europe to a new home, but as he weighs the same as a family car and could flatten anything in his path, it may be a problem if he does not want to leave. The Sumatran tigers are tempted into the water for a meat feast. Plus, can gorillas recognise their own reflections? Children Pinky's Missing Page Mixed media animation for young children. Pinky Dinky Doo lives in Great Big City with her parents, her four-year-old brother Tyler, and their amazing pet Mr Guinea Pig. When a problem arises, Pinky dances her way to a cardboard story box and uses a piece of chalk and her imagination to tell a story. Pinky and Tyler go on an adventure to find some pirate treasure. Children The Princess and the Unicorn Story time for pre-schoolers. Daniela Nardini tells Wendy Blaxland's tale of a princess and her quest to find a magical unicorn that will save her father. Children Day and Night Animation. Harry and Toto are a hare and tortoise who help young children learn about opposites. Harry is an early riser while Toto is not very good in the mornings. Today, Harry cannot get Toto to wake up. So Harry decides to make something that will change Toto's life: a very special clock. Children As Good as Your Word Animation following the adventures of the vehicles of Friendlyville. Join Finley the Fire Engine, Gorby the dustbin lorry, Miguel the post van, Scooty the school bus, DJ the bulldozer, Jesse the tow truck, Isabelle the ice cream lorry and Dex the dump truck as they serve the community, solve problems and have fun. Gorby feels tongue-tied when he meets his hero, so Finley steps in to help him. Children Draw Me a Butterfly Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Louie and Yoko meet a caterpillar who thinks she is ugly. To make her smile, Louie decides to show her what she will look like after building her cocoon. Children Draw Me a Pig Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Yoko and Louie need help to pick some mushrooms, so Louie draws a pig. The pig finds lots of truffles and delicious mushrooms, but he is so greedy that he eats them all. Children While Robert's Away, Bob Will Play Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new, ecologically friendly town from scratch. Bob's parents are visiting the valley. He shows them around, and Robert notices Bob's old rubbish chute. Bob is called away to fix a leak in the school's roof. While he is gone, Bob's parents try to remember what toys he enjoyed when he was little, and attempt to recreate them from material in the valley. The rubbish chute has even been turned into a slide! Children The Grass is Always Greener Animated adventures of a group of baby animals who live together on Big Barn Farm. Gobo the goat, Petal the pig, Digger the puppy and Dash the donkey help each other out as they go about life on the farm. Gobo is bored with the grass in his field. Petal, Dash and Digger help him find some grass that is tastier. Children I'm Far Too Extremely Busy Children's animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Lola simply does not have time to play - she is too busy organising her office full of mermaids and running her own cafe, dental surgery and library. She is too busy to play with Charlie, or Lotta, or even her imaginary friend Soren Lorensen. However, when Marv comes round to play cards, Lola is not sure that being extremely busy all the time is such a good idea. Children Runaway Og-pog In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Makka Pakka is busy cleaning stones in the garden when his Og-pog runs away by itself. Makka Pakka and everyone in the garden give chase, they cannot let Og-pog get away! But only the clever Pontipine children know how to stop it. Then Makka Pakka has his Og-pog back safe and sound. Children Giant Otters: Wolves of the River David Attenborough narrates a documentary about six-foot-long otters in the Peruvian Amazon. Despite their size, they are preyed upon by something even bigger, the five-metre black caiman - an alligator-like reptile. This film reveals the high-tension relationship between these two predators. Documentary Andrew Neil and Anita Anand cover Prime Minister's Questions and the top political stories of the day. Current affairs British Sign Language magazine series. This edition investigates hate crimes committed against the deaf, how a hearing dog can transform a child's life, and the current funding situation facing the Great Britain Deafylimpics team. Jessie North Documentary The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country. Business Behind the scenes at Longleat Safari Park. In the final episode of this series, Ben Fogle attempts to get within inches of two of the park's most dangerous animals. Meanwhile, Kate Humble catches up with one of the oldest, Jolly the giraffe, and the programme revisits the time that the foot-and-mouth crisis threatened almost every animal at the safari park. Documentary Roadkill Drama series about crime novelist and amateur sleuth Jessica Fletcher. Jessica visits an old friend who runs a trucking company, uncovers a ring of hijackers and has to clear the friend's son of murder. Angela Lansbury Patrick Cassidy Joanna Cassidy Earl Holliman Gary Lockwood Melora Hardin Drama The team value antiques in Chelmsford with help from experts David Barby and Catherine Southon. Paul Martin finds out what's hot and what's not in the antiques world. Interests Kirsty Wark's contestants return to battle it out over increasingly difficult rounds to get the chance to answer A Question of Genius on their chosen subject and win 5000 pounds. Game show Johnny Ball v Eddie Large Eddie Large competes against Johnny Ball, trying to find bargains which could be sold for profit at auction. They are helped along the way by antiques experts Philip Serrell and David Barby. Among the items found by Manchester City fan Eddie is a retro football-shaped radio, while Johnny and his partner, family friend Brenda, fall for a small British porcelain bowl. It is not a joking matter when their items come up for auction in Wandsworth. Michelle Bullen Interests Dermot Murnaghan hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel and two Mastermind winners, Chris Hughes and Kevin Ashman. Game show The team remember some of the most moving discoveries in the 32-year history of the series, the furniture specialists go back to their roots, and some celebrity memorabilia have the specialists in a spin. Interests Gabby Logan presents coverage from Poland, as the Great British team look to continue their domination in the velodrome. Sir Chris Hoy, Jamie Staff and Jason Kenny won Olympic gold in the men's team sprint in 2008 but current world champions France will be keen to hang on to their crown, especially with Sir Chris missing these Championships as he recovers from a hip injury. Hugh Porter will provide the commentary. Sport Steve Leonard and Michaela Strachan introduce stories from the world's biggest ape rescue centre. The massive and emotional task of releasing more rescued orangutans is finally underway. Boats, planes and helicopters are standing by to take 25 rescued orangutans deep into Borneo where they can start life afresh. Back at the centre, the youngest orangutans are in danger when malaria hits the clinic and fugitive Bento refuses to come quietly after escaping and threatening a local village. Rowan Musgrave Documentary . 4/6 . Europe "I've had the luckiest of lives," admits Alan Whicker here, as he casts his eye over a staggering TV career. Seeing the archive clips of him in Venice or St Moritz or John Paul Getty's mansion, it's hard to argue, although the real stroke of luck was arriving at a time when he could be the first to bring stories from bullfighting to plastic surgery to our screens. The only drawback was that his style worked so well that it became endlessly mockable on Monty Python and elsewhere. The earnest delivery has softened over the years, but the florid tendencies are still there ("My regrets haunt those old grey stones and these old grey bones," he muses on a Venetian bridge). You can forgive him the odd touch of nostalgia, given how well the original interviews stand up. Whicker had a gift for making people reveal themselves, from Getty to Robin Douglas-Home, whose aristocratic tears on camera while talking about his divorce are still touching. As greatest hits packages go, not many broadcasters could beat this. Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher Stan Griffin Documentary . 0/4 . 1/1 Companion discussion show to the Apprentice, with Adrian Chiles. A task involving cleaning cars is a washout for someone whose dreams of becoming Sir Alan's apprentice have been expunged at the first hurdle. A panel including multimillionaire businesswoman Gill Fielding and comedian Rufus Hound will endeavour to find out what went wrong and cast their eyes over the rest who are left to fight it out for the top job. Documentary . 0/12 . In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Gavin Esler. News and Current Affairs Gabby Logan introduces highlights from the Pruszkov velodrome in Poland, on a busy first day of action at the World Championships with four titles up for grabs. All eyes will be on the British team as they look to better the nine gold medals they won at the 2008 World Championships which were held in Manchester. Sport The Sontaran Stratagem Martha Jones summons the Doctor back to modern-day Earth, but an old enemy lies in wait. David Tennant Catherine Tate Freema Agyeman Bernard Cribbins Jacqueline King Ryan Sampson Drama . 3/13 . A team of hustlers - Alexis Conran, Paul Wilson and Jessica Clement - try out some notorious scams on members of the public, filmed with hidden cameras and intercut with interviews from fraud protection experts, police and scam victims. Documentary Addicted to Diet Cola Nutritionist Charlotte Watts and psychological coach Felix Economakis help people with strange eating habits and food phobias and addictions. While Charlotte encourages them to eat new foods, Felix attempts to get to the bottom of the psychological problems causing their food phobias, with the aim of getting them on the road to eating a healthy balanced diet in just four weeks. Documentary Twenty-year-old Gary Mannion calls himself Britain's youngest psychic surgeon, channelling a spirit from the dead to operate on the sick. He travels the world to bring his alleged ability to effect miracle cures to a devoted following. Filmmaker Emeka Onono follows Gary as he tries to prove he really does have the power to heal. Emeka hears stories of miracle cures, watches Gary operate and even participates in seances, before turning to science to try to separate fact from fantasy. Emeka Onono Documentary Bradley finally manages to get the girl, but will she stick around once the truth is revealed? Janine spots an opportunity of the tall, dark and handsome variety, and Patrick finally opens up to Tommy. John Greening Charlie Clements Nina Toussaint-White Adam Woodyatt Laurie Brett Nina Wadia Patsy Palmer Soap This skitcom has a confidence out of whack with its material, but there are still some sizeable sniggers, including James Corden's neat Ricky Gervais stitch-up and the Team GB gymnasts on the rings. A nice nod to the old guard, too, with Tim Brooke-Taylor guesting at Bananaman's funeral. Radio Times reviewer - Mark Braxton Kathy Burke Mathew Horne James Corden Mathew Baynton Helen Cripps Kellie Bright Brendan Patricks Comedy . 2/6 . 1/1 Stewie B Goode Animated comedy about family life. After losing at a swimming competition, Stewie tries to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him. Comedy Bango Was His Name-O Animated comedy about family life. Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father. Comedy Twenty-year-old Gary Mannion calls himself Britain's youngest psychic surgeon, channelling a spirit from the dead to operate on the sick. He travels the world to bring his alleged ability to effect miracle cures to a devoted following. Filmmaker Emeka Onono follows Gary as he tries to prove he really does have the power to heal. Emeka hears stories of miracle cures, watches Gary operate and even participates in seances, before turning to science to try to separate fact from fantasy. Emeka Onono Documentary Addicted to Diet Cola Nutritionist Charlotte Watts and psychological coach Felix Economakis help people with strange eating habits and food phobias and addictions. While Charlotte encourages them to eat new foods, Felix attempts to get to the bottom of the psychological problems causing their food phobias, with the aim of getting them on the road to eating a healthy balanced diet in just four weeks. Documentary Mathew Horne and James Corden host and star in their own comedy sketch show. Mat and James try to do their bit to help a disabled fan... with disastrous results. Meanwhile, Superman has to give Spider-Man some very bad news about Banana Man; Ricky Gervais takes on a new Western film; James has something special to shows Mat; and the Young People's Church have a very special message for the non-believers. Kathy Burke Mathew Horne James Corden Mathew Baynton Helen Cripps Kellie Bright Brendan Patricks Comedy Natalie Cassidy presents a series of films about young Britons inspired by subjects close to her own heart. This time she is investigating our last sexual taboos. Otto, a young man with Down's Syndrome, searches for love. Tessa, Niki and Andy are all twenty-somethings who are asexual. Can they find love without sex? Documentary Edith Bowman and Zane Lowe look back over last weekend's festival. With performances from the likes of Metallica, The Killers, The Last Shadow Puppets, Ting Tings, Vampire Weekend, Seasick Steve and Glasvegas. Music and Arts Addicted to Diet Cola Nutritionist Charlotte Watts and psychological coach Felix Economakis help people with strange eating habits and food phobias and addictions. While Charlotte encourages them to eat new foods, Felix attempts to get to the bottom of the psychological problems causing their food phobias, with the aim of getting them on the road to eating a healthy balanced diet in just four weeks. Documentary . 5/8 . A team of hustlers try out some notorious scams on members of the public, filmed with hidden cameras and intercut with actual interviews from fraud protection experts, police and victims. Things get out of hand when Jess and Alex have a fight in a jewellery shop while Paul gets on with the con, and Alex manages to turn a minor complaint about a restaurant into hundreds of pounds. The boys pose as undercover police officers and use their bogus authority to pinch a passer-by's car. Entertainment A team of hustlers try out some notorious scams on members of the public, filmed with hidden cameras and intercut with actual interviews from fraud protection experts, police and victims. Alex, Paul and Jess take a big bite out of a restaurant's profits when they all scam the same waiter out of a slap-up meal. The boys go undercover in the guise of gasmen to swindle homeowners out of hundreds of pounds, while Jess doubles her money by hacking into a corner-shop cash machine. Documentary Looking as old and exhausted as the dog-eared plot, Harrison Ford huffs and puffs his way through this flabby variation on The Desperate Hours with grafted on hi-tech trappings. The past-it action man plays a computer security specialist forced by psychopathic Paul Bettany to hack into his own bank to ensure the safety of his kidnapped wife (a wasted Virginia Madsen) and children. Once past the reasonably tense set-up, disbelief and boredom set in as Richard Loncraine's get-the-job-done direction does nothing to transcend the film's formula chase thrills and contrivances. If Bettany's gang has been scrupulously monitoring Ford's family for a year, why don't they know his bank has been taken over by another financial institution when they pounce? And surely the first rule of hostage taking must be: leave all family pets behind. But that would leave us without the ludicrous climax. Richard Loncraine Harrison Ford Paul Bettany Virginia Madsen Mary Lynn Rajskub Robert Patrick Robert Forster Alan Arkin Carly Schroeder Jimmy Bennett 2006 Film 12 2/5 Mathew Horne and James Corden host and star in their own comedy sketch show. Mat and James try to do their bit to help a disabled fan... with disastrous results. Meanwhile, Superman has to give Spider-Man some very bad news about Banana Man; Ricky Gervais takes on a new Western film; James has something special to shows Mat; and the Young People's Church have a very special message for the non-believers. Kathy Burke Mathew Horne James Corden Mathew Baynton Helen Cripps Kellie Bright Brendan Patricks Comedy . 2/6 . Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure Animated comedy about family life. Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better. Comedy Untitled Griffin Family History Animated comedy about American family life. After robbers enter the Griffin house, the family tries to gain safety in Peter's panic room. Trapped with no way out, Peter decides to tell his family the history of their ancestry by narrating a chain of events. Comedy Jenny Frost presents the make-under show which sees POD - Personal Overhaul Device - transform OTT girls and boys into natural beauties. Before and after each makeunder, the public vote as to whether they would rather snog, marry or avoid POD's willing victims. POD and Jenny meet Playboy Bunny wannabe Cassey Ann, a Captain Jack Sparrow lookalike and they transform Liberty X star Michelle Heaton from a girly girl to a womanly woman. Martin O'Byrne Documentary . 5/13 . The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Current affairs Three Welsh families give up their 21st century creature comforts and travel back in time to 1944 to face the hardships of life during the Second World War. The women take on a secret mission at the munitions factory while the men struggle down the mine. Just as it seems things are looking up with a variety show, the families are brought face to face with the grim realities of war. Documentary . 5/9 . Documentary telling the story of how Charles Darwin came to write On the Origin of Species. In the 20 years he took to develop his ideas into a book, Darwin went through a personal struggle every bit as turbulent as that of the natural world he observed. Fortunately, he left a record of his insights, observations of nature and expressions of love for those around him. The story is told using Darwin's secret notes and correspondence, featuring contributions from leading biographers and scientists. Documentary Comedy series set in a small Manchester public house. The chance to win a box of chocolates has the regulars racking their brains in an attempt to win at The Grapes quiz night and Eddie soon finds himself in a pickle as he reveals his specialist subject. Ken and Tanya's relationship steps up a notch as Tanya lays on her charms for Ken and he lays on free sarnies. Mel and her new boyfriend Dean get close and personal as they think about getting a place of their own. John Henshaw Susan Cookson Mark Benton Lee Ingleby Phil Mealey Christine Bottomley Sitcom . 2/6 . John Humphrys Marcus Brigstocke hosts a chat show in which he invites someone to step out of their comfort zone and try five new cultural experiences, from playing bingo to reading Proust. Journalist and broadcaster John Humphrys is Marcus's guest. Patti Marr Talk show . 1/8 . The Gold Violin Relationships between the personnel are starting to shift in this beguilingly brilliant series. The luscious Joan meets her match in a new secretary, while married, closeted-gay Sal develops an unrequited passion for a colleague. Don Draper's problems, meanwhile, are domestic . . . Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham Phil Abraham Jon Hamm John Slattery Elisabeth Moss Vincent Kartheiser January Jones Christina Hendricks Drama . 6/13 . 1/1 A Detective's Tale Four-part drama series about the British judicial system, dealing with an investigation presented from the perspectives of the police force, the criminal, the solicitor and the prison system. The first of the four plays is about the law: those who keep it, those who break it and those who live off it. A Detective's Tale tells the detective's view of a crime. Derek Martin Alan Ford Roy Sone Billy Cornelius Alex Gladwell Fred Haggerty Documentary . 0/4 . Documentary which looks at the world of policing before the 1980s and asks whether 'old-style policing' was as bad as that portrayed on TV in Life on Mars or whether it might have actually been more effective than the political correctness and forensic paraphernalia of today. Includes interviews with ex-cops, criminals, academics and writers. Documentary Documentary telling the story of how Charles Darwin came to write On the Origin of Species. In the 20 years he took to develop his ideas into a book, Darwin went through a personal struggle every bit as turbulent as that of the natural world he observed. Fortunately, he left a record of his insights, observations of nature and expressions of love for those around him. The story is told using Darwin's secret notes and correspondence, featuring contributions from leading biographers and scientists. Documentary King's Singers - 40th Anniversary Suzy Klein introduces a concert by the King's Singers, who return to mark their 40th anniversary with a wide-ranging Anglo-French programme including French folk songs by Poulenc, French renaissance madrigals, English Victorian part-songs and more recent arrangements of traditional English folk songs of the type they have made their own.UPDATED LISTING: Slot duration change - now runs for ten minutes fewer than billed. Music and Arts Kirsty Wark presents the literary panel game. Historical novelist Philippa Gregory and pop culture writer Paul Morley fight it out against author Julie Myerson and another historical writer Antony Beevor.UPDATED LISTING: Was originally scheduled to transmit at 3:50am. Sue McMahon Game show The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Current affairs The Wye Valley and Forest of Dean Actor Richard Wilson takes a journey into the past, following routes raved about in motoring guides of 50 years ago. Using an Austin Cambridge to explore an area that claims to be the birthplace of British tourism, Richard learns about life before the Severn Bridge, finds out why thousands of tourists flocked to the Wye Valley in search of the 'picturesque' and discovers how ancient customs are still practised in the medieval forest of Dean, with his trip culminating at a renowned viewpoint. Documentary . 4/6 . Ten years ago writer, naturalist and explorer Steve Backshall spent a year living and working in Japan. Studying martial arts and learning the language, he immersed himself in the culture but rarely ventured out of the city. Now he's returned to take us on a journey to explore the wilder side of this incredible country. In this episode, Steve goes to the island of Yakushima to explore its primeval forests and observe the beach-dwelling macaques. Documentary . 1/2 . The Great Wave Series looking at great works of art considers Hokusai's The Great Wave, arguably the most famous of all Oriental paintings. Created by the artist when he was in his seventies, it has a rich and fascinating story that speaks directly to our time. Documentary Waldemar Januszczak's stimulating journey through art ends in 17th century England. Entertaining and unorthodox as ever, he tells how Charles I's art addiction led to his downfall and celebrates the wonders of English Baroque buildings. Radio Times reviewer - Geoff Ellis Documentary . 2/3 . 1/1 The Wye Valley and Forest of Dean Actor Richard Wilson takes a journey into the past, following routes raved about in motoring guides of 50 years ago. Using an Austin Cambridge to explore an area that claims to be the birthplace of British tourism, Richard learns about life before the Severn Bridge, finds out why thousands of tourists flocked to the Wye Valley in search of the 'picturesque' and discovers how ancient customs are still practised in the medieval forest of Dean, with his trip culminating at a renowned viewpoint. Documentary What's responsible for the pomposity, superficiality and bias of TV news? The blustering host of Screenwipe tries to explain in this new series. Tonight, Nick Davies talks about how time-poor hacks have become reliant on press releases (apparently; no tape was available). Radio Times reviewer - Jack Seale Entertainment . 0/6 . 1/1 John Humphrys Marcus Brigstocke hosts a chat show in which he invites someone to step out of their comfort zone and try five new cultural experiences, from playing bingo to reading Proust. Journalist and broadcaster John Humphrys is Marcus's guest. 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Children The Big Fall Out Comedy space adventure. Toro has munches through the day's delivery co-ordinates. Even Rocket Boy is annoyed because now they have to navigate with old-fashioned map. Toro isn't the best map reader and he takes Rocket Boy on a wild goose chase. The pair have a big argument and Rocket Boy drops Toro off on the nearest planet. Little does he know that a swarm of giant hungry, planet eating creatures are heading for the planet and his pal is in trouble. Children Gran Day Out Reporter Digby Digworth is hot on the trail of the Battenburglars, a local crime gang who have been stealing valuables and replacing them with cakes! Hacker has his suspicions when the pair are sent to interview an elderly granny in Pilbury's top tea shop. Jack Jameson Shaun Williamson Mark Benton Andy Heath Gabrielle Downey Ortis Deley Simon Ludders Children The Film Maker in 'Performance' Animation. The Film Maker is the next big thing when it comes to wildlife documentaries. There's no monster too big or too scary for him to try to film. But like every expert pushing the boundaries, there's always a challenge waiting for him just around the corner. Dan Balaam Children The Day of the Clown - Part 2 Children's drama series from the makers of Doctor Who, following the adventures of investigative journalist Sarah Jane Smith, a former companion to the Doctor. Luke is taken by Spellman and Sarah Jane has to confront her oldest fears to save him. Elisabeth Sladen Daniel Anthony Tommy Knight Anjli Mohindra Bradley Walsh Floella Benjamin Children Basil the Casualty Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible Basil Brush and friends. Basil's illness lands him in hospital where his treatment holds a few surprises. Michael Byers Michael Hayes Janine Vieira Ajay Chhabra Laura Evans Children Rani and Abs present the show that tests the friendships of five close mates with a series of terrible tasks and tantalising treats. Children Board Game Saira Khan presents as a team of three children compete with three top business people to make a new product for children. They need to think outside the box today and devise a brand new board game. Children Children's creative art show. Kirsten O'Brien and Mike Fischetti get off to an arty start with veg-printing, toast art and an inter-galactic extreme picture. With special guest Abs from Best Of Friends. Geoff Coward Children Gameshow where the aim of the game is to get 100, presented by Hardeep Singh Kohli. Four contestants compete in this razor-sharp quiz where the answers to all the questions are numbers between one and 99. Strategy is just as important as intellect, as the contestants need to think carefully about what to do with their points - do they keep them for themselves, or use them to sabotage an opponent's score? Children Angellica Bell presents as Sighthill from Glasgow and Moffat from the Borders prepare for battle. The Spike, Fly, Cube and Avalanche are trials of skill and agility whereas the Observator will test the team's memories. Children The Big Fall Out Comedy space adventure. Toro has munches through the day's delivery co-ordinates. Even Rocket Boy is annoyed because now they have to navigate with old-fashioned map. Toro isn't the best map reader and he takes Rocket Boy on a wild goose chase. The pair have a big argument and Rocket Boy drops Toro off on the nearest planet. Little does he know that a swarm of giant hungry, planet eating creatures are heading for the planet and his pal is in trouble. Children High-octane, adrenalin-fuelled adventure game presented by Reggie Yates and Caroline Flack where contestants compete to escape from an exotic island. Children The baby gorillas who are going to be released back into the wild get some jungle training. Their first lesson is tree-climbing because they'll need to find their own food, like fruit, when they get to Africa. We find out what the monkeys make of having their bananas served in bouncing buckets, whether porcupines have a taste for salt and which of all the different animals in the parks is the most easily scared. More wild animal stories with Rani Price and Matthew Skilton. Children Bedtime for Badu Animation. Years ago, an evil apprentice named Kong Li scattered dangerous recipes from a magic cookbook throughout Chinatown. Now Kong Li has returned to find the recipes. Three teenage heroes, skilled in kung fu, have been trained to stop him. Children Space Fearne Cotton and Reggie Yates are sent on the road trip of a lifetime around the USA to discover the weird, wacky and wonderful things the nation has to offer. It is a space special as the duo defy gravity, spin into orbit and uncover UFOs. Children Wild Horses Children's drama series. Marnie McBride, the Chosen One, persuades her parents to let her stay with her grandparents in America, where she can continue her quest for the Book of Forbidden Knowledge. Marnie and Kyle's relationship reaches a critical point when Kyle almost rejects the horse medicine. Vivien Endicott-Douglas Jason Connery Peter Mullan Children Muscling In Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul enters Barry for a strong man contest, but how can he compete against the cheating man-mountain Magnus Sorenson? Paul Elliott Barry Elliott Joe Montana Children With Reggie Yates, Camilla Dallerup and Nigel Clarke. Six new dancers meet their expert partners for the first time, but which style will they be learning? Hip Hop, Bhangra and Irish dancing are all possible. Children Goes to the Supermarket Children's comedy series. Max and Luke take Luke's baby sister to the supermarket. Things are going well until the baby spies a blue teddy at the top of an enormous display of red ones, but it's the blue one or nothing. The only trouble is another child has seen the teddy too and rivalry breaks out between Uncle Max and the child's leather-jacketed dad. Uncle Max and the father begin an obstacle race around the aisles, but who will finally get blue teddy to the checkout? David Schneider Jonathan Hanly Children Igor Children's animation featuring Eliot, the little kid with the mind-boggling imagination that turns the most commonplace situations into Hollywood action-adventure blockbusters. Eliot is worried. His sister Suzie has fallen in love with a young guitar player, and he's sure the guitar's diabolic melodies bewitched her. Eliot and his friends must do everything possible to stop him from performing in concert at the school talent show, and bewitching the entire city. Children Prunella Packs it In Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Prunella gets worried about college, even though she's still only in elementary school. She piles on extra activities to make her seem 'more appealing'. Will she crack under the heavy load, or learn to relax and focus on the things she enjoys? Children Merry Men at Work Animation featuring audience participation. Well known folk stories and fairy tales are given a modern twist, with viewers able to become characters featured in the story by uploading a picture of their face through the CBBC website. Children Children's fantasy game show. Six warriors remain on the quest to reach the Castle of Shadows and find the Dragon's Eye. Ervan is confronted by nevar, and plots to trick Raven and the warriors into leading him to the Eye. A fearsome river stands in the way of the warriors' progress and they must work together to get across safely. Once they reach the far side, they remain in danger and must gain protection from the Castle Demons in Spirit Shield. Raven knows that danger lurks all around. Maria Stewart Children Nail-biting children's game show combining mental and physical challenges, presented by Zoe Salmon. Contestants must pass the tasks and hope their opponents fail, because it's a tug-of-war where prizes are lost and won in the blink of an eye. After each challenge the teams choose a Hot Rod, but they do not know the value of the rod until it is pulled. Will it be enough to win the game? Or will it lose them everything? Children Big Fight Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Justine and Tracy set up the boys as champions to wrestle on their behalf. Dani Harmer Montanna Thompson Chloe Hibbert Waters Chelsie Padley Ben Hanson Ciaran Joyce Children A Map of Stars Drama series. Maori navigator Te Ura storms into the cafe. She is desperate to find the legendary Black Pearl, but her mutinous sailors don't want to search for it any more. Robbo and Tai help Te Ura find the Black Pearl and are led to its hiding place by a school of sharks. When they present it to Te Ura, Robbo takes all the credit. The glory goes to Robbo's head and he manages to fall out with everyone, banishing Chloe from the cafe. Only a visit from the sharks can reveal the real hero. Danny Mulheron Pax Baldwin Nua Finau Holly Bodimeade Lara Custance Amelia Reynolds Miranda Harcourt Children Pig Issues 3D animated comedy series. It's Pinky and Perky's birthday, and there's a special show lined up to celebrate. Everyone is doing their best to make it a great day, apart from Vera, who decides to test their brotherly love to the limits. By the time they go on air, Pinky and Perky are no longer speaking to each other, and the live show looks doomes. Fortunately, KT has a brainwave and Pinky and Perky stop bickering just in time for the end credits, much to Vera's dismay! Children Friday the 13th to the 4th Power Animation. Years ago, an evil apprentice named Kong Li scattered dangerous recipes from a magic cookbook throughout Chinatown. Now Kong Li has returned to find the recipes. Three teenage heroes, skilled in kung fu, have been trained to stop him. The only thing worse than having the most horrible Friday 13th is waking up and realising that you face the exact same day, again. The kids try to figure out how to break free from this cycle while at the same time overcoming their embarrassments. Children CBBC joins the Newsround team, keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children Going for Broke Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible fox. Dave has an unexpected urge for kindness towards a tramp, which reaps great rewards, but the tramp may not be what he seems. Michael Hayes Max Moran Peter Sissons Georgina Leonidas Christopher Pizzey Children CBBC joins the Newsround team, keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children Merry Men at Work Animation featuring audience participation. Well known folk stories and fairy tales are given a modern twist, with viewers able to become characters featured in the story by uploading a picture of their face through the CBBC website. Children Rocket Girl Comedy space adventure. Rocket Boy is surprised when he has to deliver a letter to someone called 'Rocket Girl'. Excited that there might be someone else like him he jets off so fast he even leaves Toro behind. Rocket Girl is everything he'd hoped and things are going great, until Toro reveals her as a hologram! Rocket Boy is confused until Trash arrives and zaps him with a tractor beam. So he was betrayed, she was just one of Square's plans to capture him, or is she? Children Magnetic Attraction Children's comedy drama series following the exploits of hapless journalist Digby Digworth and his faithful canine companion Hacker. The local police force is launching a new Robot Cop to man the streets of Pilbury. Digby and Hacker are sent to get a top interview but cause chaos when Hacker's magnetic collar interferes with the robot's circuitry. Policing takes on a whole new meaning with a rampaging robot roaming the streets. Shaun Williamson Mark Benton Andy Heath Julian Dutton Sara Carver Matthew Flacks Children Secrets of the Stars - Part 1 Children's drama series from the makers of Doctor Who, following the adventures of investigative journalist Sarah Jane Smith, a former companion to the Doctor. An astrologer attracts Sarah Jane's interest with his uncanny predictions. Earth is under threat - from the stars. Elisabeth Sladen Daniel Anthony Tommy Knight Anjli Mohindra Russ Abbot Alexander Armstrong Children Helen, Joel and Andy are put through a series of tests by a pair of thrill engineers, but who will be chosen to experience the ultimate rollercoaster challenge? Andy goes green and becomes a recycling bin man for the day and Britain's Got Talent finalists 'Strike' put Andy and Helen through their martial art paces. Children Rani and Abs present the show that tests the friendships of five close mates with a series of terrible tasks and tantalising treats. Children Ice Saira Khan presents as a team of three children go head to head with three top business people to create a new product for the children's market. Both teams must create two new ice cream products. Children Kirsten O'Brien and Mike Fischetti are joined by special guest James Mackenzie (Raven). Together they make a fossil T-Rex, a shadow train and digital photographs through glass. Geoff Coward Children Gameshow where the aim of the game is to get 100, presented by Hardeep Singh Kohli. Four contestants compete in this razor-sharp quiz where the answers to all the questions are numbers between one and 99. Strategy is just as important as intellect, as the contestants need to think carefully about what to do with their points - do they keep them for themselves, or use them to sabotage an opponent's score? Children The Spike, Revolve, Cube, Observator and Avalanche will test the teams, as Clydemuir and Bruntsfield confront one another. Angellica Bell referees the trials to decide who can take home the 50/50 trophy. Children Rocket Girl Comedy space adventure. Rocket Boy is surprised when he has to deliver a letter to someone called 'Rocket Girl'. Excited that there might be someone else like him he jets off so fast he even leaves Toro behind. Rocket Girl is everything he'd hoped and things are going great, until Toro reveals her as a hologram! Rocket Boy is confused until Trash arrives and zaps him with a tractor beam. So he was betrayed, she was just one of Square's plans to capture him, or is she? Children High-octane, adrenalin-fuelled adventure game presented by Reggie Yates and Caroline Flack where contestants compete to escape from an exotic island. The next big Island Challenge is called Para Shoot. What is it and who will the Island select to take it on? Children The baby gorillas are anything but camera shy when the photographers turn up for the press conference to announce they're going to be released into the wild in Africa. The elephants have a great time ripping up trees that have been planted to give them a taste of foraging the natural way, there's a gripping lesson about the best way to handle very big snakes and some very cute capybara babies have arrived on the scene. Children Cookbook Crooks Animation. Years ago, an evil apprentice named Kong Li scattered dangerous recipes from a magic cookbook throughout Chinatown. Now Kong Li has returned to find the recipes. Three teenage heroes, skilled in kung fu, have been trained to stop him. Two bumbling crooks come across a magic recipe that allows them to see into the homes and businesses of Chinatown. When they use it to swipe Nana's magic cookbook, the kids have to rush to get the cookbook back before Kong Li gets his hands on it. Children Wild West Fearne Cotton and Reggie Yates are sent on the roadtrip of a lifetime around the USA to discover the weird, wacky and wonderful things the country has to offer. The city slickers wander way out into the Wild West of Arizona. They get back to basics with horse-herding and banjo-bashing. Can they cut it as cowboys or will they buckle under? Children Bumps in the Night Children's drama series. Marnie McBride, the Chosen One, persuades her parents to let her stay with her grandparents in America, where she can continue her quest for the Book of Forbidden Knowledge. Marnie heads off to camp to look for the Bow of Wisdom and the legendary missing Arrow of Truth. Vivien Endicott-Douglas Peter Mullan Jason Connery Children Hanging Round Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul and Barry work at dizzying heights as they decorate a cruise ship, but will Captain Pilbury be impressed with their paintwork? Paul Elliott Barry Elliott Brian Patton Children Reggie Yates crosses the country finding six non-dancers to turn into the next Usher or Britney. Rio Ferdinand, Juggy D and Denise Lewis give the dancing couples a helping hand. Children At Sports Day Children's comedy. It's Luke's sports day and Uncle Max has come along to cheer him on. When one of the other adults puts his own name down for a race, Max feels he should do the same. Max bravely tries to win for the kids but his opponent uses every dirty trick in the book to get there ahead of him. David Schneider Jonathan Hanly Children 20,000 Leagues Children's animation featuring Eliot, the little kid with the mind-boggling imagination that turns the most commonplace situations into Hollywood action-adventure blockbusters. Eliot visits the new municipal pool with his class for its inauguration. But a pair of swimming trunks floating on the surface reveals the awful truth - a terrifying underwater monster lives in the pool and devours anyone who dares go swimming. Children Phony Fern Animated series following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. When Fern's parents give her a mobile phone for 'emergencies only', she is uninterested - until Muffy introduces her to the joys of constant chatting! But she realises that although technology is great, it's sometimes better to communicate in person. Children Goldilocks and The Big Heist Animation featuring audience participation. Well known folk stories and fairy tales are given a modern twist, with viewers able to become characters featured in the story by uploading a picture of their face through the CBBC website. Children Children's fantasy game show. Five warriors survive to travel on in the quest for the Dragon's Eye. They must work together to succeed. Ervan continues to plot his trickery. Aided by Nevar, he tries to trick Raven into losing his power. Raven must protect the warriors. Will he fall into Ervan's snare? The warriors face Demon Trap, a challenge fraught with danger. The warriors seek to find and enter the Golden Portal that will carry them to the Castle of Shadows. Maria Stewart Children Dinosaur Dig Our prankster wants to fool three of his schoolfriends into believing that dinosaurs still exist. With help from an expert at Manchester Museum and the Prank Patrol HQ team, Arian helps to create some prehistoric bones and dinosaur eggs. During an archaeological dig the boys unearth two eggs. What happens when they are told to guard the eggs and one of them starts to crack open? Children Hollywood Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy and Dolly are determined to be adopted by a couple from Hollywood, and inspire a new movie-making trend at the Dumping Ground. Dani Harmer Montanna Thompson Chloe Hibbert Waters Chelsie Padley Ben Hanson Ciaran Joyce Children Studio-based science game show set in the surreal world of Richard's secret laboratory. The theme is force and weight distribution. The teams demonstrate with a game called Anti-Gravity Grip, where they hang items on a coat hanger which is attached with Velcro. As the hanger gets heavier, it is just a matter of time before it cannot take the strain any more. Meanwhile, at Richard's top secret test laboratory, a lab rat who thinks he is Velcro Man tries to scale a wall. Children Pinky Goes Green 3D animated comedy series. Pinky decides it's time to save the planet! Knowing that Sir Percival backs the cause, Perky also jumps on the eco bandwagon. Before long, the brothers are competing to see who has the greenest credentials by trying to make PPCTV far more energy efficient. When the show goes on air, something is draiing all of the electricity from the studio. All of the evidence seems to point to Perky, but it quickly transpires that he's not the only one to blame. Children Bedtime for Badu Animation. Years ago, an evil apprentice named Kong Li scattered dangerous recipes from a magic cookbook throughout Chinatown. Now Kong Li has returned to find the recipes. Three teenage heroes, skilled in kung fu, have been trained to stop him. Children CBBC joins the Newsround team, keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad. Children Cousin Mortimer Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible fox. It seems that nobody likes Basil now that his cousin Mortimer has moved in. Michael Hayes Max Moran Peter Sissons Georgina Leonidas Christopher Pizzey Children Daily magazine programme for pre-school children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. Simon, Lorna and Tamba look at colours, carnivals and festivals. Children Fish and Weather Nature clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology. Children Dentist Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. Small discovers huge bites taken out of a various foods in the kitchen but has no idea who made them. Ben has toothache, so when Denise the Dentist arrives, they make her a fruity smile. In return, she leaves them some chattering teeth and an appointment for Ben to go to the dentist to have his teeth checked. Steve Marsh Dan Wright Children Rottenbeard Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an enthusiastic eight-year-old, and superhero Sportacus, as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. The children are playing pirates when a real pirate sails in. Rottenbeard, Robbie Rotten in disguise, takes the children on a fake treasure hunt, where they find a fake piece of the LazyTown stone. Sportacus must re-enact the final confrontation between the original Rottenbeard and the mysterious hero who once saved LazyTown. Magnus Scheving Julianna Rose Mauriello Stefan Karl Stefansson Children Cut Finger Puppet fun with Jake, Fizz, Milo and Bella, four loveable characters who, with their dog Doodles and their helpers Max and Judy, enjoy singing songs, telling stories and watching TV. Jake falls and cuts his finger. Judy shows the Tweenies how to dress the wound, and then they all make finger puppets and perform a show. Children Lofty's Comet Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new ecologically-friendly town. Bob and his dad build an observatory so that everyone can watch a comet pass over Sunflower Valley. Children Woodland Walk Series introducing social skills for three- to five-year-olds. Mamgu, Fireman Prout and the Bobinogs are on a woodland walk, and they hope to see some mini-beasts. Children Time Trouble Animated numbers solve real-world mathematical problems with help from children. Spooky Spoon is giving people too much or too little time to do things. The Numberjacks use Four's timer to end Spooky Spoon's meddling. She is so annoyed she chases Five off a cliff, but the Numberjacks make his fall take a long time. Children Pingu's Stick Up The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief in his snowy world. His companions are his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal, his caring mother and his father who is the local postman. Pingu and Pinga find some stickers in their cereal box, and begin to label things. But when Pingu claims Pinga's favourite toy, Pinga gets revenge by labelling everything in the igloo as hers. Children Pingu and the Doorbell The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief in his snowy world. His companions are his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal, his caring mother and his father who is the local postman. Pingu knows that he is in trouble when he breaks the igloo's doorbell. Dashing to the Doorbell Shop, he is delighted to find a new hi tech bell, and replaces the broken one with this new model. But everyone hates the crazy new jingle. Children Tennis Courts The adventures of Boo, who likes to hide. Today Boo and his friends visit the Tennis Courts and Boo becomes a Tennis Player. Children Plum the Musical Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Josie is very busy making all the right noises! She is organising a very special performance at the nursery all about a famous Balamory Policeman. Julie Wilson Nimmo Juliet Cadzow Mary Riggans Kim Tserkezie Andrew Agnew Miles Jupp Children The School Trip Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Grannie Murray. Raymond has to sort out the packed lunches when Mickey John takes the children on a school trip. Children Beautiful and New Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who create their own world from the scrapheap on which they find themselves abandoned. Noisy is having trouble finding a new noise. Children Farm Games Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. The Farm Games will prove, once and for all, who is the biggest and strongest. However, a series of mishaps leaves only two competitors, Stan and Mr. Jones, who compete with a tractor pull. Children Spot the Difference Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around the adventures of a group of animals on the African savannah. They include Mama the elephant, her calf, Max, a cheetah named Bo and Karla, a zebra. When Bo accidentally approaches a zebra, thinking it's Karla, he asks Mama to help him hone his powers of observation so that he can tell the difference between similar-looking animals. Children Draw Me a Genie Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. When Louie and Yoko find an old carpet in the attic, they magic up a genie to see if they can make it fly. Children Wood Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Justin is off to explore a wood, but first he must find his friends Leah and Aidan. Together they set off to find a signpost, a squirrel and a log. Mr Tumble is looking for his friends as well, because he is going to have a picnic. Children Do Eggs Grow On Trees? Series introducing social skills and useful concepts to three- to five-year-olds. Nib, Bobin and Ogi are so confused. Where do eggs come from before they reach the shop? They learn about food and where it comes from. Children Be Careful Tombliboos! In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Travelling in the Pinky Ponk, the Tombliboos are drinking their Pinky Ponk juice. Several times they just avoid spilling their juice by being careful but finally it splats everywhere. Children Too Cold Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Children Football When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories. Jackson suffers from football fever. Children Box of Coins Series for young children in which the colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Fimbo finds three shiny coins, and he wants to buy something with them. Children The Snow Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. Yoko, Jakamoko and Toto meet some penguins and learn how to play in the snow. Children Plum the Musical Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Josie is very busy making all the right noises! She is organising a very special performance at the nursery all about a famous Balamory Policeman. Julie Wilson Nimmo Juliet Cadzow Mary Riggans Kim Tserkezie Andrew Agnew Miles Jupp Children The School Trip Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Grannie Murray. Raymond has to sort out the packed lunches when Mickey John takes the children on a school trip. Children Beautiful and New Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who create their own world from the scrapheap on which they find themselves abandoned. Noisy is having trouble finding a new noise. Children Farm Games Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. The Farm Games will prove, once and for all, who is the biggest and strongest. However, a series of mishaps leaves only two competitors, Stan and Mr. Jones, who compete with a tractor pull. Children Spot the Difference Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around the adventures of a group of animals on the African savannah. They include Mama the elephant, her calf, Max, a cheetah named Bo and Karla, a zebra. When Bo accidentally approaches a zebra, thinking it's Karla, he asks Mama to help him hone his powers of observation so that he can tell the difference between similar-looking animals. Children Draw Me a Genie Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. When Louie and Yoko find an old carpet in the attic, they magic up a genie to see if they can make it fly. Children Wood Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Justin is off to explore a wood, but first he must find his friends Leah and Aidan. Together they set off to find a signpost, a squirrel and a log. Mr Tumble is looking for his friends as well, because he is going to have a picnic. Children Do Eggs Grow On Trees? Series introducing social skills and useful concepts to three- to five-year-olds. Nib, Bobin and Ogi are so confused. Where do eggs come from before they reach the shop? They learn about food and where it comes from. Children Be Careful Tombliboos! In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Travelling in the Pinky Ponk, the Tombliboos are drinking their Pinky Ponk juice. Several times they just avoid spilling their juice by being careful but finally it splats everywhere. Children Too Cold Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Children Football When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories. Jackson suffers from football fever. Children Sock It To Me Animated story of Clifford the Big Red Dog before he got so big. Daffodil feels left out when Emily and Clifford play together. Children Brave Prince - Tuesday Children's music programme. There's a fairytale theme, so put on a storyteller hat and help Pete and the Boogie Bunch dance all the way to a happy ending. Children Puppy Go Seek Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Daffinee asks Pinky to look after her precious pet poodle. Children Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker makes porthole pictures out of paper plates, transforms a plastic lid and some clay into a photo frame that looks just like him. And find out how to make a brilliant bookmark in a minute. Guess the answer to todays shape puzzle and watch The Mister Maker Kids build a gigantic snake. Helen Scott Children The Golden Duck Myths, legends and tales from around the world jump off the pages and straight into children's imagination in this innovative mix of animation and live action. Children help create the artwork and play all the characters, creating a fantastic mix of multi-layered pop-up book and magical stage play. Featuring a traditional story from Warsaw, Poland, about Lutek, a poor shoemaker who has a rather surprising adventure in store. Elen Rhys Children Pre-school fun featuring a cast of animated creatures who act, dance and sing in a magical world of poetry. Charlie Kenyon Amber Warren Mischa Baker Evie Connolly Julie Grifo Emma Halvorsen Children Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker uses splodges to make gloopy glue patterns, makes a marvellous mouse finger puppet in a minute, and shows how to grow a hilarious head with a grass hairdo. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch the Mister Maker Kids make an enormous birthday cake. Children Princess Purpelovna's Plan Comedy drama featuring a Grandpa with a magical Shrinking Cap that only his grandson Jason knows about. Sunnysands has a special visitor - it is the famous film star Princess Purpelovna. But Grandpa is horrified to discover that she has big plans to change Sunnysands. The purple Princess must be stopped. Richard Bradley James Bolam Jay Ruckley Rula Lenska Josie Cable Sam Ellis Zara Ramm Children Koko and the Squirrels Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where all the trains talk, think and do not need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Koko has her first big solo job, delivering timber to the paper mill, but she ignores Old Puffer Pete's advice to take it slow and ends up coming off the track and spilling her load! Children Following In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. The Tombliboos are playing inside their house, but Tombliboo Eee cannot decide what to do. She doesn't want to play with the drums like Tombliboo Unn. She doesn't want to play with the bricks like Tombliboo Ooo. Tombliboo Eee wanted to play the piano! Soon all the Tombliboos are playing happily together following each other. Children Costume Party Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social responsibility. Samuel wants to be an apple tree at the costume party, but Muffin eats his apple. Can the kids find him another costume in time? Children My Little Town Children's animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Sharing the My Little Town play set that Granny and Grandpa gave them proves to be a challenge for the pair. Charlie plans major construction projects, while Lola wants flowers, trees, butterflies and a zoo house. Charlie gets carried away with his empire and hogs the game, and an upset Lola has to decide whether to help save the town from a Martian invasion. Children Winnie's Flying Carpet Annette Crosbie reads Winnie's Flying Carpet, by Valerie Thomas and Korky Paul. Children Daily magazine programme for preschool children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make and do. In this edition, lots of bears and dancing with Beverley, Paul and Tamba. Children Spiders and Animal Shelters Wildlife clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology. Children Pirate Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. In this episode, Ben returns from a shopping trip but his baguette is causing Small lots of problems - it keeps knocking him over. Percy the Pirate comes into the cafe. The two chefs make him some pirates' gold to eat. As a thank you present, Percy gives them some real pirates' gold. Steve Marsh Dan Wright Children Cry Dinosaur Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old, and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Stephanie, Stingy and Ziggy are having their first campout, but Ziggy is a little scared, afraid there are dinosaurs lurking in the darkness. Magnus Scheving Julianna Rose Mauriello Stefan Karl Stefansson Children Milo's Scooter Pre-school fun. Milo causes chaos as he tries to balance on his scooter. Fizz, Jake and Bella are trying to balance as they play musical statues. Who will knock them over? Samantha Dodd Jenny Hutchinson Christopher Beck Tamsin Heatley Simon Grover Alan Riley Children Lofty the Lifeguard Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and his friends as they construct a new, ecologically-friendly town. When film director Oscar Flicks gets into trouble at sea, Lofty comes to the rescue. Children Beside the Sea Series introducing social skills for three- to five-year-olds. We're off to the seaside with the Bobinogs, where everyone has great fun making shapes in the sand. Children 1, 2, 3, Go Animated numbers solve real world mathematical problems with help from children. 3 is sent out on a mission to find out why 1 2 3 patterns are appearing all over the place. It's the Puzzler, and he chases 3 into the pattern place. Luckily, 9 arrives in the nick of time. Children Pingu's Balancing Act Pre school stop frame animation. The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief in his snowy world. His companions are his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal, his caring mother and his father who is the local postman. Robby is extremely good at balancing a fish on the end of his nose, and Pingu is keen to have a go too, but he just can't manage it. Mother soon gives him a big coloured ball. Children Pingu Gets Lost Pre school stop frame animation. The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief in his snowy world. His companions are his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal, his caring mother and his father who is the local postman. Pingu is hurrying home with a bottle of milk for his sister when he drops it and it rolls into an icy ravine. He follows it and gets lost in an ice maze. Children Carpenter's Workshop Animated series about Boo, who likes to hide. Where's Boo today? See if you can find him in the carpenter's workshop. Look out for a careful carpenter, a scratching saw and a tapping hammer. Help Boo with the wood and sing the What's Missing song with Laughing Duck, Growling Tiger and Sleeping Bear. Children The Cinema Live action series for pre-school children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. When Edie and Spencer arrive home from Spain, everyone wants to see Edie's latest home movie. So many people are keen to see it and that is where the problems start. Rodd Christensen Miles Jupp Mary Riggans Kim Tserkezie Julie Wilson Nimmo Children The Planetarium Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Grannie Murray. MJ is taking GM's children to look at the stars with his telescope. Jane McCarry Rosemary Amoani Children Stargazing Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who create their own world from the scrapheap on which they find themselves abandoned. Tiny loves stargazing and decides he would rather have longer nights and shorter days. Children Double Trouble Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. Mrs Turvey is such a good artist that, with the addition of a few old clothes, her scarecrow could pass for Stan's twin. This causes a great deal of confusion which leaves Big Blue in a ditch. Luckily, the real Stan and the Little Red Tractor appear to help. Children Travels with Mama Pre-school drama combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah. The kids have difficulty solving a riddle, which reminds Mama of the first time she travelled to Australia and found a very special animal. Children Draw Me a Marmot Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Louie and Sophie need to find someone who can referee their football match. Children Harbour Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Justin travels to Weymouth harbour to meet his friends Jake and Stuey. They look round the harbour and find a fishing boat, a lifejacket and a blue flag. Meanwhile, Mr Tumble is busy painting pictures of the boats and birds when he bumps into Grandad Tumble. Children Green Fingers Series introducing social skills to three- to five-year-olds. It's time to visit the Bobinogs. Nib, Bobin and Ogi think that they need green fingers to grow flowers from seed. They learn what plants need to grow. Children Igglepiggle's Noisy Day In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Everything in the garden is so noisy that Igglepiggle moves away to find a quiet place to be by himself. Once there, he misses all his friends until Upsy Daisy comes to find him. Children Homework Series for pre-school children. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there is always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo have their own best things, but there are some things that they can share too. Homework should be as easy as 1-2-3, but Little Bo finds that the number three is not always where it should be. Children Music When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Jackson wants to learn to play the keyboard. Children Rainbow Series for young children in which the colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Florrie finds a rainbow over the Purple Meadow, but Fimbo is too busy to come and see it. How can they get the rainbow to move to Fimble valley? Children The Log Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. Toto finds a special hollow log to play with but does not want to share it with Yoko and Jakamoko. Children The Cinema Live action series for pre-school children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. When Edie and Spencer arrive home from Spain, everyone wants to see Edie's latest home movie. So many people are keen to see it and that is where the problems start. Rodd Christensen Miles Jupp Mary Riggans Kim Tserkezie Julie Wilson Nimmo Children The Planetarium Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Grannie Murray. MJ is taking GM's children to look at the stars with his telescope. Jane McCarry Rosemary Amoani Children Stargazing Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who create their own world from the scrapheap on which they find themselves abandoned. Tiny loves stargazing and decides he would rather have longer nights and shorter days. Children Double Trouble Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. Mrs Turvey is such a good artist that, with the addition of a few old clothes, her scarecrow could pass for Stan's twin. This causes a great deal of confusion which leaves Big Blue in a ditch. Luckily, the real Stan and the Little Red Tractor appear to help. Children Travels with Mama Pre-school drama combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah. The kids have difficulty solving a riddle, which reminds Mama of the first time she travelled to Australia and found a very special animal. Children Draw Me a Marmot Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Louie and Sophie need to find someone who can referee their football match. Children Harbour Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Justin travels to Weymouth harbour to meet his friends Jake and Stuey. They look round the harbour and find a fishing boat, a lifejacket and a blue flag. Meanwhile, Mr Tumble is busy painting pictures of the boats and birds when he bumps into Grandad Tumble. Children Green Fingers Series introducing social skills to three- to five-year-olds. It's time to visit the Bobinogs. Nib, Bobin and Ogi think that they need green fingers to grow flowers from seed. They learn what plants need to grow. Children Igglepiggle's Noisy Day In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Everything in the garden is so noisy that Igglepiggle moves away to find a quiet place to be by himself. Once there, he misses all his friends until Upsy Daisy comes to find him. Children Homework Series for pre-school children. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there is always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo have their own best things, but there are some things that they can share too. Homework should be as easy as 1-2-3, but Little Bo finds that the number three is not always where it should be. Children Music When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Jackson wants to learn to play the keyboard. Children My Toy Animated story of Clifford the Big Red Dog before he got so big. Jorge has a new toy, a squeaky squirrel, and he doesn't want to share it. First he hides it. Then he pretends he's lost the toy. Finally, Jorge agrees to let the others use it, but is so protective that his friends find it almost impossible to play with it. Jorge trudges off with his toy, but the other dogs call him back. They understand that you can have a special toy that you want to save just for yourself. Children Brave Prince - Wednesday Children's music programme. There's a fairytale theme, so put on a storyteller hat and help Pete and the Boogie Bunch to dance all the way to a happy ending. Children Pop the Corn Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Pinky and her friends take part in a television quiz show. Children Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker shows the perfect boredom buster for a rainy day - splatter stencils. Find out how to make an incredible ice cream cone game and hilarious wobbly eggs that will never fall over. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch the Mister Maker Kids build a terrific teddy bear. Helen Scott Children The Palace of the Seals Myths, legends and tales from around the world jump off the pages and straight into children's imagination in this innovative mix of animation and live action. Children help create the artwork and play all the characters, creating a fantastic mix of multi-layered pop-up book and magical stage play. Featuring a traditional tale from the coast of North Scotland. Ronan the fisherman has quite a surprise in store when he visits a rather unusual palace. Elen Rhys Children Pre-school fun featuring a cast of animated creatures who act, dance and sing in a magical world of poetry. Charlie Kenyon Amber Warren Mischa Baker Evie Connolly Julie Grifo Emma Halvorsen Children Sports Day Puppet-based comedy drama for young children. Nuzzle and Scratch are supposed to be organising the school sports day but one of their first hurdles is what type of egg to use for the egg and spoon race. Fried? Scrambled? Children Mr Krumpgrumble's Visit Comedy drama featuring a Grandpa with a magical Shrinking Cap that only his grandson Jason knows about. Mr Krumpgrumble, the Taste Tester from the Town Hall comes to inspect Miss Smiley's Cafe. Grandpa tries to lend a helping hand but ends up being a pest. He must make sure the cafe is awarded the Five Gold Stars it deserves. Richard Bradley James Bolam Jay Ruckley Brian Herring Josie Cable Zara Ramm Sue Jameson Children Hodge and the Magnet Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where all the trains talk, think and do not need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Part of the track is out and there is chaos in Chuggington. Vee needs Eddie to repair the track but he is late for work again. As Hodge prepares the magnetic crane, Wilson persuades him to do the repairs by himself. Children Look What the Ball Did! In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. The ball is bouncing all over the garden. It accidentally knocks over Makka Pakka's pile of stones. Makka Pakka rebuilds his stones and protects them from the bouncing ball - only for the ball to accidentally knock him over too. Children Meet Elliot Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social responsibility. Samuel and Rudy invite Muffin to a picnic with their friend, Elliot. Muffin is shocked to find out that Elliot is a worm. Samuel has trouble convincing Muffin that having different friends can be fun. Children But I Am An Alligator Children's animation. Charlie loves his little sister Lola, even if she can be exasperating at times. Dressing up is one of Lola's absolutely favourite things to do and now she's got this fabulous new alligator costume, she's not ever going to take it off - not ever! Charlie is very embarrassed when she wears it to the supermarket and the park, and when he hears she plans to wear it for a school talk called All About Me he has to act quickly to change her mind. Children Baggy Brown Annette Crosbie reads Baggie Brown, by Mick Inkpen. Children The latest news with Kate Garraway and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Kate Garraway and Ben Shephard. Richard Arnold picks the cream of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly. Interests Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests. Interests Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience. Talk show Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Fashion stylists Helen Boyle and Faye Sawyer take a look at the best buys and must-haves for the season ahead. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet). Entertainment The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast. News and Current Affairs Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Fashion stylists Helen Boyle and Faye Sawyer take a look at the best buys and must-haves for the season ahead. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet). Entertainment Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Jo Johns Entertainment Alastair Stewart and Katie Derham present a round-up of today's news headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast, and the latest news and weather from your region. News and Current Affairs David Dickinson and the team are in Kendal today, and Mike Melody is trying to get locals Barbara and Arthur to part with their hand-built vintage train set. Mike steams in with an 800 pound offer, but Barbara is holding out for a grand. It is up to David to get this deal on track! Kieran Smith Interests Alan Titchmarsh presents the daily chat show that celebrates the very best of British, featuring celebrity guests, unsung heroes, and discussions on the hot topics of the day. Talk show No Refuge (Part 2) After four robberies in four days at the same house, Frost comes up with a surprising arrest as a result of lateral thinking. Meanwhile, a wages snatch at a local factory leads to murder, and the owner's life is threatened when he identifies a suspect. David Jason Bruce Alexander Lindy Whiteford Sally Dexter Billy Murray Susan Brown Drama Nick Hancock hosts the county vs county cookery competition, in which amateurs are mentored by celebrity chefs. Today Cheshire competes with Wiltshire, and the menus include an exciting mix of traditional fare like Cheshire cheese and apple cake and ham hock cakes, alongside more contemporary dishes such as venison carpaccio and burnt custard with poached pears. Will everything go to plan for our amateurs? Interests All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather. News and Current Affairs Geraint Vincent and Mary Nightingale present a round-up of today's news headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. News and Current Affairs Zak's plan has an unexpected effect on Bob's business - when Aaron gets involved. Debbie is released from prison and Ashley visits Jasmine. Lexi worries about her relationship with Carl when she compares them to the loved-up Nicola and Jimmy. Maisie and Andy agree to keep their relationship a secret. Tim Dowd Charley Webb Tony Audenshaw Kelvin Fletcher Alice Coulthard Jane Cox Steve Halliwell Andy Devine Mark Charnock Danny Miller Sian Reese-Williams Lesley Dunlop Alex Carter Nicola Wheeler Nick Miles Kelsey-Beth Crossley Lyndon Ogbourne Amanda Donohoe Maxwell Caulfield Charlie Hardwick Christopher Chittell Elizabeth Estensen Isabel Hodgins Soap First Time Buyers This episode looks at the first time buyers whose attempts at getting on to the property ladder have not been happy experiences. Two friends from London thought they had found a bargain in a new build house, only to find that the construction was so shoddy, they were unable to move in. We also meet the couple who inadvertently became landlords to a cannabis factory. Plus we look at the barn conversion that became a planning disaster ending with the owner in ruins as well as the barn. Documentary . 2/3 . For many of the women in Holloway Prison's young offenders wing, the focus of the second episode in a well-made and thoughtful series, incarceration provides a strange form of stability. Strange for anyone who's grown up loved and secure, that is, but not for young women who have suffered hellish childhoods. Some don't want to leave when they've completed their sentences. For one young woman who before prison had problems with alcohol, Holloway has meant for the first time ever a structured life - she knows where her next meal is coming from and that every night she will sleep somewhere safe. Sadly, her anxieties bring on a particularly savage bout of self-harming. With almost painful inevitability, her story doesn't end happily when she's met, on her release from Holloway, by a friend who brings her bottles of vodka and beer. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham Lynn Alleway Documentary . 1/3 . 1/1 James Mates and Julie Etchingham present a round-up of the news headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast, and the latest news and weather from your region. News and Current Affairs Flight Attendant This programme investigates what being a flight attendant is really like, and reveals what goes on in the cockpit and behind the galley curtain. Expect a few surprises - from what could happen to you if you fancy joining the Mile High Club, to what could happen to your food if you do not treat your attendants with respect. With stories from current and former flight attendants, as well as travel advice from Tony Hawks and The Sun's Lisa Minot. Documentary Speed Dating More heart-stopping police video footage of dangerous and reckless driving. Plus tips on how to stay safe on the road. Presented by Alastair Stewart and Adrian Simpson. Documentary Craig Doyle presents all the highlights from the Round 18 matches played over the weekend, including Bath v Newcastle, Leicester v Saracens, Harlequins v Sale, London Irish v Northampton, Wasps v Bristol and Worcester v Gloucester. Sport Crime Steve Scott goes on patrol with police forces across the land in the battle against criminals and law-breakers, to expose life on the front line with Britain's law enforcers. Documentary Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Jo Johns Entertainment Jeremy Kyle hosts the confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience. Talk show Text-based information service. Interests A round-up of the news headlines. News and Current Affairs The latest news with Kate Garraway and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Kate Garraway and Andrew Castle. Richard Arnold picks the cream of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly. Interests Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests. Interests Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience. Talk show Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Dr Chris Steele joins forces with Peter, Dan and Jon Snow in support of Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen presents his extravagant ideas for the home, Phil Vickery heads south to Louisiana to sample the local Creole cuisine, and Charles Worthington transforms badly-behaved barnets into heavenly hairdos. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet). Entertainment The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast. News and Current Affairs Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Dr Chris Steele joins forces with Peter, Dan and Jon Snow in support of Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen presents his extravagant ideas for the home, Phil Vickery heads south to Louisiana to sample the local Creole cuisine, and Charles Worthington transforms badly-behaved barnets into heavenly hairdos. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet). Entertainment Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Jo Johns Entertainment Steve Scott and Katie Derham present a round-up of the latest national and international news stories, followed by the national weather forecast and regional news and weather. News and Current Affairs David Dickinson and his team of dealers are in Peterborough today. Mike Melody plays hard for a collection of FA Cup Final programmes, bidding up to 1,600 pounds. Will he win the deal or will the owner choose to go to auction? Alison Thomas Interests Alan Titchmarsh presents the daily chat show that celebrates the very best of British, featuring celebrity guests, unsung heroes, and discussions on the hot topics of the day. Talk show Fun Time for Swingers (Part 1) Detective Inspector Jack Frost investigates the death of a local gigolo. Although he is appalled by the indulgent activities of the ladies who availed themselves of the dead man's services, Frost cannot help becoming interested in one of them in a more than professional manner. David Jason Bruce Alexander Martin Jarvis Rebecca Lacey Tilly Vosburgh Mel Martin Drama County takes on county in the cookery competition where amateur chefs are tutored by celebrity captains. Today, it is Surrey v Suffolk, and regional ingredients feature strongly in dishes like Tillingbourne trout and Suffolk cure bacon. But judges Henrietta Greene, Richard Johnson and William Sitwell are divided. Nick Hancock hosts. Interests All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather. News and Current Affairs Geraint Vincent and Mary Nightingale present a round-up of the latest national and international news stories, followed by a national weather forecast. News and Current Affairs Bob resorts to drastic measures to keep the shop open. Andy is troubled by Debbie's cool determination to get Sarah back. Maisie announces the surprising identity of her new 'boyfriend'. Tim Dowd Tony Audenshaw Kelvin Fletcher Charley Webb Alice Coulthard Maxwell Caulfield Steve Halliwell Soap Maria finds Natasha's relationship with Tony unsettling. Simon is frightened by his father's behaviour. Fiz receives a disturbing letter. Pip Banyard Rachel Leskovac Gray O'Brien Samia Smith William Roache Stephanie Beacham Maggie Jones Craig Kelly Philip McGinley Kym Marsh Jimmi Harkishin Ayesha Dharker Harish Patel Nikki Patel Jonathan Dixon Poppy Jhakra Beverley Callard Ryan Thomas Peter Armitage Sue Nicholls Sally Whittaker Michael Le Vell Vicky Binns Alan Halsall Jennie McAlpine Soap On the Money Callum and Leon are called out to a burglary but are surprised when the victim later calls to say that her goods have been returned. Connor Deegan is arrested and confesses, but when they search his squat, the officers find his sister beaten unconscious. It appears that she broke into the house to fund her drug habit and is under the thumb of local dealer Darren Bailey. Connor agrees to take part in a sting but the deal goes wrong. And what is Leon trying to hide? www.thebill.com. Indra Bhose Sam Callis Dominic Power Christopher Fox Gary Lucy Andrew Lancel Adam Best Brian Peck Jenn Murray Micah Balfour John Bowler Lucy Speed Philip Rhodes Franco Lombardi Rendah Heywood Drama Homesick Zbigniew Lisowski, a Polish migrant worker, is found shot at the building site where he worked as a security guard. Hours later, the body of hotel receptionist Kate Booth is discovered - with strikingly similar gunshot wounds. When investigations reveal that Kate - aka Kasia - was also Polish, the team have to consider whether a racially-motivated killer is at large. Patrick Harkins Blythe Duff John Michie Alex Norton Colin McCredie Katrina Bryan Emma Currie Gary Lewis Brian McCardie Rad Kaim Paul Luebke Alasdair Harvey Robert Janszemis Drama James Mates and Julie Etchingham present a round-up of the day's news, followed by the national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region. News and Current Affairs His outspoken football punditry made Brian Clough a national figure in the 1970s. Although he was the most successful English manager of his generation, his appeal transcended the game and his often comic and sometimes cutting remarks endeared him to the nation. He said what he liked and you knew he'd go on saying it no matter what, so he was never going to get the England manager's job. Now, the fictional film based on Clough's short tenure at Leeds, The Damned United, is due for release on Friday. Here's a welcome reminder of the real man, drawing on ITV's rich archives. Contributors include his widow Barbara and son Nigel, who object to what they say is an inaccurate portrayal of Brian Clough in the book on which the film is based. Radio Times reviewer - Geoff Ellis Gabriel Clarke,John McKenna,James Williams Documentary 1/1 Action Stations Nightwatch goes to action stations with fighter pilots and ground troops on duty in Afghanistan. Plus we hear the stories of heroes from previous conflicts involving the British forces. Documentary Tony is left reeling by Michelle's revelations about Carla. Ken and Deirdre fear that Peter is back on the bottle. Umed warns Dev against investing in Tara's projects. Pip Banyard Gray O'Brien Kym Marsh William Roache Anne Kirkbride Chris Gascoyne Harish Patel Soap Things get passionate between Tony and Natasha. Deirdre is frustrated by Ken's seeming indifference to Peter's self-destruction. Tara is gutted when her gallery fails to appear in the Gazette. Pip Banyard Gray O'Brien Rachel Leskovac Anne Kirkbride William Roache Chris Gascoyne Ayesha Dharker Soap The Dingles come up with a plan to get the money to renovate Debbie's house. Bob gets increasingly desperate as the shop is under threat. Perturbed by Andy's apparent indifference, Maisie steps up her pursuit. Tony Prescott Andy Devine Steve Halliwell Mark Charnock Tony Audenshaw Kelvin Fletcher Alice Coulthard Soap Controversial American talk show hosted by ex-naval officer Montel Williams. Talk show New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows. Talk show When a young man holidaying at an adventure park is found savaged to death, Cutter and the team are called in to investigate. Cutter suspects a present-day animal is responsible, until he comes face-to-face with a vicious sabretooth tiger which has developed a taste for human flesh. The team must race to catch the big cat before it attacks again, and also find out who has been hiding it from the authorities. Jamie Payne Douglas Henshall Lucy Brown Ben Miller Andrew-Lee Potts Hannah Spearritt Gillian Kearney Drama New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment Tony is left reeling by Michelle's revelations about Carla. Ken and Deirdre fear that Peter is back on the bottle. Umed warns Dev against investing in Tara's projects. Pip Banyard Gray O'Brien Kym Marsh William Roache Anne Kirkbride Chris Gascoyne Harish Patel Soap Things get passionate between Tony and Natasha. Deirdre is frustrated by Ken's seeming indifference to Peter's self-destruction. Tara is gutted when her gallery fails to appear in the Gazette. Pip Banyard Gray O'Brien Rachel Leskovac Anne Kirkbride William Roache Chris Gascoyne Ayesha Dharker Soap The Dingles come up with a plan to get the money to renovate Debbie's house. Bob gets increasingly desperate as the shop is under threat. Perturbed by Andy's apparent indifference, Maisie steps up her pursuit. Tony Prescott Andy Devine Steve Halliwell Mark Charnock Tony Audenshaw Kelvin Fletcher Alice Coulthard Soap Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience. Talk show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. Talk show Dave Berry, Emma Griffiths, Nicole Appleton and Mel Blatt track down some of the hottest bands around, and get some exclusive gossip from special celebrity guests. Today they chat to the Sugababes. Entertainment Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Jo Johns Entertainment Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows. Talk show Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics. Talk show New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment An anomaly opens underwater, dragging a teenage boy into a flooded drain. As they search frantically for him, the team are confronted by some sinister creatures from the future. Strong and intelligent, the mermaid-like beings are a formidable bunch, giving the team their toughest challenge yet. Will everyone survive? Jamie Payne Hannah Spearritt Andrew-Lee Potts Douglas Henshall James Murray Lucy Brown Drama . 3/7 . Stephen Mulhern presents hilarious clips of children, including a darts-playing toddler, a 10-year-old pilot, and one naughty youngster who bought a car on the internet when he was just three years old! Plus, find out what the child experts think when faced with life's big questions, such as which came first - the chicken or the egg? Vicky Thomas Entertainment Superdrug Coleen Rooney is here to pit more real women against professional models in the hopes of winning a campaign for high street pharmacy Superdrug. The stakes are high because three winners from the series will fly to New York to try for a contract with a major modelling agency. Today Coleen holds her open casting in Birmingham. The lucky three real women will receive a makeover from some of the fashion industry's finest before going head-to-head with the pros. Richard Watsham Entertainment The Four Weddings team produced another smash with this charming tale about a bumbling bookshop owner (Hugh Grant) who falls for the "most famous actress in the world" (Julia Roberts). Inevitably, the course of true love is a bumpy road, with friends, family and layabout flatmate Spike (played by Rhys Ifans in a career-making performance) getting in the way, but that's the cue for a series of screamingly funny scenarios. Saturated with wit and well directed by Roger Michell, the film was bashed by sceptics for its fluffiness and lack of realism (for a racially mixed area of London, there's not a black face to be seen). But, if you can accept the context as 100 per cent white middle class, with a light-hearted commentary on the nature of celebrity, it's an intensely enjoyable experience. Roger Michell Julia Roberts Hugh Grant Hugh Bonneville Emma Chambers James Dreyfus Rhys Ifans Tim McInnerny Gina McKee Richard McCabe 1999 Film 15 4/5 Golden Lady Sitcom about indie radio DJs from the producer of Peep Show. It is awards season and Lindsay is a loser. Meanwhile Jane has a big night with one of the winners. Dom goes further - and does something unspeakable in a hat. Featuring Konnie Huq and a performace from the Subways. Sitcom Superdrug Coleen Rooney is here to pit more real women against professional models in the hopes of winning a campaign for high street pharmacy Superdrug. The stakes are high because three winners from the series will fly to New York to try for a contract with a major modelling agency. Today Coleen holds her open casting in Birmingham. The lucky three real women will receive a makeover from some of the fashion industry's finest before going head-to-head with the pros. Richard Watsham Entertainment Shopping from home. Interests Text-based information service. Entertainment Zak's plan has an unexpected effect on Bob's business - when Aaron gets involved. Debbie is released from prison and Ashley visits Jasmine. Lexi worries about her relationship with Carl when she compares them to the loved-up Nicola and Jimmy. Maisie and Andy agree to keep their relationship a secret. Tim Dowd Steve Halliwell Tony Audenshaw Danny Miller Charley Webb John Middleton Jenna-Louise Coleman Soap Controversial American talk show hosted by ex-naval officer Montel Williams. Talk show New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows. Talk show Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows. Talk show An anomaly opens underwater, dragging a teenage boy into a flooded drain. As they search frantically for him, the team are confronted by some sinister creatures from the future. Strong and intelligent, the mermaid-like beings are a formidable bunch, giving the team their toughest challenge yet. Will everyone survive? Jamie Payne Hannah Spearritt Andrew-Lee Potts Douglas Henshall James Murray Lucy Brown Drama New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment Zak's plan has an unexpected effect on Bob's business - when Aaron gets involved. Debbie is released from prison and Ashley visits Jasmine. Lexi worries about her relationship with Carl when she compares them to the loved-up Nicola and Jimmy. Maisie and Andy agree to keep their relationship a secret. Tim Dowd Steve Halliwell Tony Audenshaw Danny Miller Charley Webb John Middleton Jenna-Louise Coleman Soap Things that Go Bump at the Airport Ghostbuster Patti Starr and her husband Chuck are on their way to check reports of a ghostly sighting in Birmingham, Alabama, but Patti senses spiritual activity as soon as she reaches the airport. And tempers flare in Houston, where passengers Joan Van Grup and David Setton are on the short hop to Dallas, but have not quite come to terms with current airline policy on overbooking. Documentary Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience. Talk show Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience. Talk show Dave Berry, Emma Griffiths, Nicole Appleton and Mel Blatt track down some of the hottest bands around, and get some exclusive gossip from special celebrity guests. Today they chat to comedian Johnny Vegas. Entertainment Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Jo Johns Entertainment Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows. Talk show Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics. Talk show New York City's outspoken family court judge Judy Sheindlin presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts, trying to find solutions for all kinds of family issues. Entertainment When a young girl chases her dog through an anomaly, she finds herself trapped in a dangerous new world of deserts and twinkling stars. Her amazement quickly turns to panic when giant Silurian scorpions rise up out of the sand. Cutter and Stephen set out to rescue her, but when the anomaly closes all three of them get marooned on the other side. Will they ever be able to find their way home? Andrew Gunn Douglas Henshall James Murray Mabel Rogers Karl Theobald Andrew-Lee Potts Jay Simpson Drama . 4/7 . First Time Buyers This episode looks at the first time buyers whose attempts at getting on to the property ladder have not been happy experiences. Two friends from London thought they had found a bargain in a new build house, only to find that the construction was so shoddy, they were unable to move in. We also meet the couple who inadvertently became landlords to a cannabis factory. Plus we look at the barn conversion that became a planning disaster ending with the owner in ruins as well as the barn. Documentary There Might Be Blood US drama about privileged New York teens and their families. Serena questions Aaron's character after finding he has been keeping secrets from her. Blair uses a babysitting scheme to try and improve her chances of being admitted to Yale University. Jenny and Agnes have a plan to help Jenny's career - but could it backfire? Blake Lively Leighton Meester Penn Badgley Chace Crawford Ed Westwick Taylor Momsen Drama . 8/22 . Irreverent topical panel show inspired by the world of showbiz gossip and the tabloid press, hosted by Keith Lemon, with regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound. Today they are joined by Loose Woman Carol McGiffin, and Thomas Turgoose, the young star of This is England and Somers Town. Entertainment Video Killed the Radio Star Sitcom about indie radio DJs from the producer of Peep Show. When Lindsay is given the chance to move into TV, he finds the leap harder than expected. Jane suspects that runner Ades is flirting with her. And Dom gets ready for the annual radio industry pub quiz by insulting Tim Westwood and threatening Richard Bacon. Featuring guest stars Sarah Champion and Jamie Theakston, plus a performance by Sway. Elliot Hegarty Chris O'Dowd Kevin Bishop Nina Sosanya Ophelia Lovibond O-T Fagbenle Oliver Lansley Sitcom Maria finds Natasha's relationship with Tony unsettling. Simon is frightened by his father's behaviour. Fiz receives a disturbing letter. Pip Banyard Samia Smith Rachel Leskovac Gray O'Brien Alexander Bain Chris Gascoyne Jennie McAlpine Soap The Fatal Attraction premise - deranged man/woman obsessively pursues reluctant partner - became a staple of the straight-to-video market. This is one of the better examples, even though it is still a slightly sordid slice of exploitation. Yancy Butler plays the unhinged ex-wife of architect Nick Mancuso, who wheedles her way back into his life by befriending his new wife, Suzy Amis. Butler is suitably over-the-top as the woman scorned, while the no-frills direction from accomplished B-movie director Mark L Lester (Commando, Night of the Running Man) ensures that the action never flags. Mark L Lester Nick Mancuso Suzy Amis Yancy Butler Hamish Tildseley Babs Chula John Novak Roger Barnes Barry Levy Allison Warren Tom Pickett 1996 Film 18 3/5 The Little Women Kevin is outshone by his girlfriend in the high-school exams and Norma, to the surprise of the whole Arnold family, decides to get a job. Fred Savage Alley Mills Dan Lauria Jason Hervey Drama Substitute Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. Ventress faces up to some old enemies. Greengrass takes on more than he bargained for when a troop of girl guides camps on his land. Nick Berry Bill Maynard Derek Fowlds William Simons Juliette Gruber Kazia Pelka Drama Comedy drama series based on PG Wodehouse's classic tales. Wooster decides he is in love with Bobbie Wickham and enters into a competition with another of her suitors. His friend Tuppy Glossop has his eye on an opera singer. Hugh Laurie Stephen Fry Robert Daws Brenda Bruce Amanda Elwes Mary Wimbush Comedy Turned Out Nice Again Time-travel sitcom. If there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact. Nicholas Lyndhurst Dervla Kirwan Michelle Holmes Christopher Ettridge Victor McGuire Sitcom Vanity Dies Hard Gripping thriller from the internationally best-selling author. When spinster Alice Whittaker announces her forthcoming marriage to a younger man, at least two people in the village are visibly upset. When one of those, her long-time friend Nesta Drage, subsequently disappears, Alice becomes convinced that Nesta has been murdered. Alan Grint Eleanor David Mark Frankel Peter Egan Jane Gurnett Leslie Phillips Leonard Preston Drama Right Neighborhood, Wrong Door American police drama series following a team of officers who specialise in locating missing persons. Connie looks into the disappearance of an eight-year-old with a history of running away, and senses that there is something different about the circumstances this time round. Sandowski finds himself becoming attracted to a young woman who reports her high-powered father missing. As the case pogresses, it becomes clear that the man had some shady clients and may be dead. And Bobby takes on a case close to home. Daniel J. Travanti Jorja Fox Erik King Juan Ramirez Frederick Weller Drama Care in the Community Kavanagh and old friend Peter Foxcott travel to Kavanagh's home town of Bolton to defend a young couple charged with killing their baby daughter. When the father changes his story in mid-trial, Kavanagh is forced to give the mother a hard time in the witness box. Foxcott, feeling betrayed, hatches an idea of his own. Charles Beeson John Thaw Oliver Ford Davies Nicholas Jones Valerie Edmond Haydn Gwynne Robert Lang Drama In on the Act Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. A motorbike stunt rider becomes a target of sabotage. Greengrass vows revenge when his beloved dog, Alfred, is dosed with rat poison. Nick Berry Bill Maynard Derek Fowlds William Simons Juliette Gruber Kazia Pelka Drama Changing Times Drama series about a young English priest working in a small Irish parish. The village is fiercely divided over Quigley's latest plans for BallyK. Peter tries not to take sides, until Assumpta puts him on the spot. Stephen Tompkinson Dervla Kirwan Tony Doyle Niall Toibin Peter Hanly Tina Kellegher Drama The Greek Interpreter Holmes's older brother, Mycroft, needs help solving the mystery of a young Greek taken in a carriage to interpret for a man kept prisoner and refusing to sign an important document. Jeremy Brett David Burke Charles Gray George Costigan Alkis Kritikos Anton Alexander Drama Vanity Dies Hard Gripping thriller by the internationally best-selling author. Alice's determination to find Nesta begins to cause problems at home. Undeterred, Alice traces Nesta to Brighton but ends up falling seriously ill. She soon begins to fear that whoever killed Nesta is also trying to kill her. Eleanor David Mark Frankel Peter Egan Jane Gurnett Leslie Phillips Leonard Preston Drama Turned Out Nice Again Time-travel sitcom. If there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact. Nicholas Lyndhurst Dervla Kirwan Michelle Holmes Christopher Ettridge Victor McGuire Sitcom In on the Act Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. A motorbike stunt rider becomes a target of sabotage. Greengrass vows revenge when his beloved dog, Alfred, is dosed with rat poison. Nick Berry Bill Maynard Derek Fowlds William Simons Juliette Gruber Kazia Pelka Drama Changing Times Drama series about a young English priest working in a small Irish parish. The village is fiercely divided over Quigley's latest plans for BallyK. Peter tries not to take sides, until Assumpta puts him on the spot. Stephen Tompkinson Dervla Kirwan Tony Doyle Niall Toibin Peter Hanly Tina Kellegher Drama . 1/11 . Nemesis Miss Marple is faced with her greatest challenge when she receives instructions from a recently deceased friend, Mr Rafiel, to investigate a possible crime. Miss Marple finds herself on a mystery coach tour with her nephew Raymond West and a number of intriguing passengers. Nicolas Winding Refn Geraldine McEwan Richard E Grant Laura Michelle Kelly Dan Stevens Graeme Garden Ruth Wilson Drama The pensioner pen-pals are still at tactful loggerheads, with the incarcerated Vera (Anne Reid) now being seen by a psychiatrist: "There's nothing wrong with me that 15 years of analysis won't put right." Good, healthy vulgarity vies with parochial whimsy, but all the best gags are visual. Radio Times reviewer - Mark Braxton Anne Reid Maureen Lipman Natasha Redhead Morag Siller Daniel Crowder Drama . 7/10 . 1/1 The life of a charming but vain barrister changes overnight when he has to have an emergency heart transplant. Convinced that he has taken over the personality of the man whose heart he has inherited, he heads off to a remote Scottish village to find out more about him. There he finds himself drawn to the widow and her two fatherless sons in a way he did not expect. Angus Deayton Simone Lahbib Rory Barraclough Adam Harkin Priyanga Elan Serena Gordon Drama Sup with the Devil Detective drama series. Lane puts herself in jeopardy when she mishandles an informant, but can Wycliffe and Kersey find her in time? Jack Shepherd Helen Masters Jimmy Yuill Michael Attwell Lynn Farleigh Darren Tighe Drama Right Neighborhood, Wrong Door American police drama series following a team of officers who specialise in locating missing persons. Connie looks into the disappearance of an eight-year-old with a history of running away, and senses that there is something different about the circumstances this time round. Sandowski finds himself becoming attracted to a young woman who reports her high-powered father missing. As the case pogresses, it becomes clear that the man had some shady clients and may be dead. And Bobby takes on a case close to home. Daniel J. Travanti Jorja Fox Erik King Juan Ramirez Frederick Weller Drama Care in the Community Kavanagh and old friend Peter Foxcott travel to Kavanagh's home town of Bolton to defend a young couple charged with killing their baby daughter. When the father changes his story in mid-trial, Kavanagh is forced to give the mother a hard time in the witness box. Foxcott, feeling betrayed, hatches an idea of his own. Charles Beeson John Thaw Oliver Ford Davies Nicholas Jones Valerie Edmond Haydn Gwynne Robert Lang Drama The Walkout Industrial action brings theatre work to a halt, until Sheila decides that her surgical team can perform their own menial tasks. Nichola McAuliffe Duncan Preston Marji Campi David Conville Emlyn Price Suzette Llewellyn Sitcom Movie show featuring the latest releases, star interviews and film clips. Interests Shopping from home. Interests Reunion Jack gets a cold welcome when the Arnold family visit Norma's parents. Fred Savage Alley Mills Dan Lauria Jason Hervey Olivia D'Abo Sitcom In on the Act Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. A motorbike stunt rider becomes a target of sabotage. Greengrass vows revenge when his beloved dog, Alfred, is dosed with rat poison. Nick Berry Bill Maynard Derek Fowlds William Simons Juliette Gruber Kazia Pelka Drama Comedy series based on P G Wodehouse's classic tales. Bertie's Uncle George considers marrying a young waitress, much to Aunt Agatha's disgust. This could mean more dirty work for Bertie, though he and Bingo find time to place a few bets at a local village sports day. Hugh Laurie Stephen Fry Mary Wimbush Paula Jacobs Nicholas Selby Michael Siberry Comedy There's Something about a Soldier Time-travel sitcom. Yvonne wants Gary to get a 'sensible' job with her new company, while his life in the 1940s seems threatened by a returning hero. Is this the time to make a clean break with the past? Nicholas Lyndhurst Dervla Kirwan Michelle Holmes Christopher Ettridge Victor McGuire Sitcom Vanity Dies Hard Gripping thriller by the internationally best-selling author. Alice's determination to find Nesta begins to cause problems at home. Undeterred, Alice traces Nesta to Brighton but ends up falling seriously ill. She soon begins to fear that whoever killed Nesta is also trying to kill her. Eleanor David Mark Frankel Peter Egan Jane Gurnett Leslie Phillips Leonard Preston Drama How Hard Is It to Just Get Off at the Next Exit? American police drama series following a team of officers who specialise in locating missing persons. Carlos re-opens an old case involving the disappearance of a toddler, when the child's mother claims to have seen her son recently. Bobby investigates when a paralysed woman reports her guilt-ridden husband has gone missing. Ray and Connie are approached by a councilman to search for the missing bride-to-be daughter of his wealthy friend, but to keep their investigation out of the public eye, and Sandowski deals with family conflict following the shooting of his father. Daniel J. Travanti Jorja Fox Erik King Juan Ramirez Frederick Weller Drama Briefs Trooping Gaily Kavanagh faces one of the most impenetrable challenges of his career when one of his clients openly admits to the court that she killed her husband. His wayward colleague Jeremy Aldermarten, accused of misconduct, also tests his patience and professionalism. Peter Smith John Thaw Oliver Ford Davies Nicholas Jones Valerie Edmond Anthony Smee Lynda Steadman Drama The Queen's Message Nostalgic police drama series. When a philandering TV repair man is beaten up, Nick finds no shortage of suspects. And Greengrass infuriates Blaketon with his latest scam involving the postal service. Nick Berry Bill Maynard Derek Fowlds William Simons Mark Jordon Juliette Gruber Drama Stardust in Your Eyes Drama series about a young English priest working in a small Irish parish. Quigley is about to pull off the deal of his life, but first he must get to the village to impress a group of Korean businessmen. With Assumpta away, Niamh is exhausted by the demands of her new baby and looking after the pub, forcing her to agree to have her dreaded mother-in-law back to help. Tony Doyle Niall Toibin Peter Hanly Tina Kellegher Joe Savino Frankie McCafferty Drama The Norwood Builder When Holmes investigates a suspicious death in a fire, the chief beneficiary of the victim's will becomes a murder suspect. Jeremy Brett David Burke Jonathan Adams Rosalie Crutchley Drama Vanity Dies Hard Gripping thriller by the internationally best-selling author. By now Alice's obsession with murder is at fever pitch - Nesta has still not reappeared. Harry Blunden implies that Alice should look into her husband's background. Eleanor David Mark Frankel Peter Egan Jane Gurnett Leslie Phillips Leonard Preston Drama There's Something about a Soldier Time-travel sitcom. Yvonne wants Gary to get a 'sensible' job with her new company, while his life in the 1940s seems threatened by a returning hero. Is this the time to make a clean break with the past? Nicholas Lyndhurst Dervla Kirwan Michelle Holmes Christopher Ettridge Victor McGuire Sitcom The Queen's Message Nostalgic police drama series. When a philandering TV repair man is beaten up, Nick finds no shortage of suspects. And Greengrass infuriates Blaketon with his latest scam involving the postal service. Nick Berry Bill Maynard Derek Fowlds William Simons Mark Jordon Juliette Gruber Drama Stardust in Your Eyes Drama series about a young English priest working in a small Irish parish. Quigley is about to pull off the deal of his life, but first he must get to the village to impress a group of Korean businessmen. With Assumpta away, Niamh is exhausted by the demands of her new baby and looking after the pub, forcing her to agree to have her dreaded mother-in-law back to help. Tony Doyle Niall Toibin Peter Hanly Tina Kellegher Joe Savino Frankie McCafferty Drama Drama series about the young laird of a Highland estate. Archie wants to ignore his 30th birthday, but Molly and Hector have other ideas. Katrina's romance with head ranger Fergal is blossoming. Richard Briers Susan Hampshire Alastair Mackenzie Jason O'Mara Lorraine Pilkington Hamish Clark Drama . 3/8 . Comedy drama about two penpals. Irene is driven to distraction by Vera's immature and irresponsible children, so launches an appeal to free her friend from the prison ship. Vera, however, is perfectly content with her incarceration, she's getting the analysis she needs, has started a literacy programme and is organising a production of Les Miserable. But will news of a by-pass threatening to go through Vera's house change her mind? Anne Reid Maureen Lipman Natasha Redhead Morag Siller Daniel Crowder Drama . 7/10 . The Permissive Society The cantankerous landlord and his unfortunate tenants continue their battle of wits in the classic sitcom. Rigsby discovers that a bird in the hand can be far worse than two in the bush. Leonard Rossiter Richard Beckinsale Frances de la Tour Don Warrington Sitcom Sacrifice PD James's female private eye investigates another mysterious case. An eminent scientist hires Cordelia to investigate the death of his son, who has committed suicide. Although the case seems simple, after moving into the summer house where the young man was found hanged, Cordelia finds herself threatened. Helen Baxendale Annette Crosbie Gemma Jones Leigh Lawson Julian Rhind-Tutt Andrew Bicknell Drama . 0/4 . Trouble with Scribbles Fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo. Children Dorkzilla Using Earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings! Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a - goldfish! Children Midnight Madness Ben falls under the spell of an evil hypnotist who is using ordinary people to steal for him at the shopping mall. Grandpa Max and Gwen struggle to snap him out of it. Alex Soto Children Escape! 3D animation following five teenagers who defend the skies against evil using their transforming flying motorbikes. Children Field of Screams Join Max, Rex and Zoe, three dinosaur enthusiasts, as they travel the world hunting dinosaurs. Children Northern Light Fish Fight More antics from the world's favourite cartoon cat and mouse as they continue their battle of wits. Children Secret Mission Animated series. SamSam is a child superhero gifted with extraordinary powers and a vivid imagination. He lives on Samplanet with his parents, who are superheroes just like him. Children Bobsleigh It snows in Rainbow's End and everyone is having fun, except Gully who doesn't like the cold. Onny asks Gully to find Yam Yam and give him his hat, while Ruddle is sent to find firewood. Children Dressing Up Join Jim Jam and Sunny for some songs, stories and games. Today they play at dressing up. Children The Red Tide The adventures of two young submarines in training. Suzy feels badly that her friends can all function beneath the sea and she can't. Then a huge bloom of choking, red algae causes all sorts of problems for the sea life on and in the harbour. Children Get Fit Quicker Odd-Jobbers is the tale of four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a small village called Patchville - the Mendits. There are three brothers - Osimo, Bitz and Bob - and their cousin Mia. They run a small business in Patchville, odd-jobbing - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small - or too odd for them. Children Movie show featuring the latest releases, star interviews and film clips. Interests Taking us to the front line of the fight for law and order on America's highways, and viewed from police patrol cars' on-board cameras, this series brings never-seen-before footage of bone-shaking crashes, tense stand-offs with armed and desperate suspects, and 100-mph chases that weave dangerously through traffic. Documentary Abridging the Devil's Divide Sci-fi drama series. Dylan, Rhade and Harper are captured by the Templars who press Harper to help them build a time bridge to 210 years in the future. Kevin Sorbo Lisa Ryder Keith Hamilton Cobb Brent Stait Gordon Michael Woolvett Laura Bertram Drama A Change of Mind Cult 60s series. Number Six is ordered to undergo 'instant social treatment', but the treatment is not actually administered - Number Six is only tricked into thinking he has had it. Patrick McGoohan Angela Browne Kathleen Breck Peter Swanwick John Sharpe George Pravda Drama Vendetta for a Dead Man Cult detective series about a private detective and his ghostly partner. Hardened criminal Eric Jansen escapes from jail to exact revenge on the man responsible for putting him away - Marty. Finding out Marty is now dead he goes in search of his widow, Jeannie, vowing that she will inherit the brutal revenge intended for her late husband. Mike Pratt Kenneth Cope Annette Andre George Sewell Barrie Ingham Ann Castle Drama Rogue Action-packed drama series about two criminal intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle find themselves on the trail of one of CI5's founder members after two key witnesses in a drug-smuggling trial are found dead. Martin Shaw Lewis Collins Gordon Jackson Robert Gillespie Pamela Stephenson Glyn Owen Drama Identified Sci-fi adventure series about a secret organisation set up to protect the Earth from alien invasion. A grim secret is revealed with the coming of a visitor from outer space. Ed Bishop George Sewell Peter Gordeno Gabrielle Drake Michael Billington Norma Roland Drama A Change of Mind Cult 60s series. Number Six is ordered to undergo 'instant social treatment', but the treatment is not actually administered - Number Six is only tricked into thinking he has had it. Patrick McGoohan Angela Browne Kathleen Breck Peter Swanwick John Sharpe George Pravda Drama Vendetta for a Dead Man Cult detective series about a private detective and his ghostly partner. Hardened criminal Eric Jansen escapes from jail to exact revenge on the man responsible for putting him away - Marty. Finding out Marty is now dead he goes in search of his widow, Jeannie, vowing that she will inherit the brutal revenge intended for her late husband. Mike Pratt Kenneth Cope Annette Andre George Sewell Barrie Ingham Ann Castle Drama Rogue Action-packed drama series about two criminal intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle find themselves on the trail of one of CI5's founder members after two key witnesses in a drug-smuggling trial are found dead. Martin Shaw Lewis Collins Gordon Jackson Robert Gillespie Pamela Stephenson Glyn Owen Drama Matt Smith reviews all the action from the Coca-Cola Championship and Leagues One and Two, including extended highlights of Birmingham City v Norwich from St Andrew's. Sport Trusting the Gordian Maze Sci-fi drama series. The Commonwealth fleet confronts the Andromeda, and Dylan must decide whether he can entrust the Route of Ages to them. Kevin Sorbo Lisa Ryder Keith Hamilton Cobb Brent Stait Gordon Michael Woolvett Laura Bertram Drama . 17/22 . Second-Hand Pose After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry decides to look for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business. George Cole Dennis Waterman Michael Troughton Tilly Vosburgh Johnny Shannon Stacy Dorning Drama The Return of the Seven (Part 2) Comedy drama series about a group of British builders. Dennis returns to Newcastle where he meets up with Oz. Unhappy at not being met at the airport, Ally is even less pleased to find his Jaguar has had a run-in with a skip. Jimmy Nail Timothy Spall Tim Healy Kevin Whately Pat Roach Gary Holton Drama Director Sam Peckinpah switches from westerns such as The Wild Bunch to another kind of savagery - Germans in retreat on the Russian Front during the Second World War - and makes this as graphic an antiwar film as anything since All Quiet on the Western Front. In this adaptation of a book by Willi Heinrich, James Coburn plays the disillusioned sergeant, sickened by slaughter and the double dealings of officers such as Maximilian Schell. There's little room for women in Peckinpah's exercise in macho ideals, though an encounter with female guerrillas shows them exacting revenge with dreadful results. This is bloody action, elegantly choreographed to chilling effect. Sam Peckinpah James Coburn Maximilian Schell James Mason David Warner Klaus Lowitsch [Klaus Lÿýwitsch] Vadim Glowna Roger Fritz Dieter Schidor Burkhardt Driest Fred Stillkraut Michael Nowka Veronique Vendell Arthur Brauss Senta Berger Slavco Stimac 1977 Film 18 4/5 This uninspired Second World War hokum from Universal utilised the studio's backlot when its TV series weren't in production. Still, star Tony Franciosa copes manfully, going undercover to dispose of a Nazi torpedo factory, and Anjanette Comer pouts prettily. British interest centres on import Tom Bell and the very artificial European setting. Producer/director Harry Keller does a serviceable job, however, and scores some points for effort. Harry Keller Tony Franciosa [Anthony Franciosa] Anjanette Comer Guy Stockwell Paul Hubschmid Tom Bell Michael Constantine Harry Townes John Marley 1968 Film A 2/5 Text-based information service. Entertainment Shopping from home. Interests Seeing Red/Phone Home Two episodes of fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo. Children Sydney Sushi Using earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings! Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a - goldfish! Children Ben 10,000 Children's animation. When ten-year-old Ben Tennyson discovers a mysterious device called the Omnitrix he develops the ability to transform into ten different alien heroes, each with unique powers. Gwen is abducted by her future self to help future Ben defeat Dr Animo's plan to revive Vilgax. Children Forbidden City 3D animation following five teenagers who defend the skies against evil using their transforming flying motorbikes. Children Dance Evolution Join Max, Rex and Zoe, three dinosaur enthusiasts, as they travel the world hunting dinosaurs. Children Bats What I Like Out South More antics from the world's favourite cartoon cat and mouse as they continue their battle of wits. Children Take Care of the Space SamSam is a child superhero gifted with extraordinary powers and a vivid imagination. He lives on Samplanet with his parents, who are superheroes just like him. Children Kite A baby bird is being trained by Gully to fly. Unfortunately he hasn't quite got the hang of it and a few of his friends laugh when he crashes to the ground. Gully reassures the little bird. Children Shouting Whenever Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, all their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with! Join them for songs and games, as they explore the concept of shouting. Children Sub Magnet The adventures of two young submarines in training. Olly and Skid are having a difficult time cooperating, then Skid obtains a powerful prototype magnetic device from Shankley. Children 20,000 Leagues Under the Lake Odd-Jobbers is the tale of four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a small village called Patchville - the Mendits. There are three brothers - Osimo, Bitz and Bob - and their cousin Mia. They run a small business in Patchville, odd-jobbing - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small - or too odd for them. Children Movie show featuring the latest releases, star interviews and film clips. Interests Identified Sci-fi adventure series about a secret organisation set up to protect the Earth from alien invasion. A grim secret is revealed with the coming of a visitor from outer space. Ed Bishop George Sewell Peter Gordeno Gabrielle Drake Michael Billington Norma Roland Drama One Moment of Humanity Intergalactic adventures of the space-travelling Moonbase Alpha team. The Alphans make contact with a planet of robot humans. Martin Landau Barbara Bain Drama Trusting the Gordian Maze Sci-fi drama series. The Commonwealth fleet confronts the Andromeda, and Dylan must decide whether he can entrust the Route of Ages to them. Kevin Sorbo Lisa Ryder Keith Hamilton Cobb Brent Stait Gordon Michael Woolvett Laura Bertram Drama Second-Hand Pose After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry decides to look for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business. George Cole Dennis Waterman Michael Troughton Tilly Vosburgh Johnny Shannon Stacy Dorning Drama Identified Sci-fi adventure series about a secret organisation set up to protect the Earth from alien invasion. A grim secret is revealed with the coming of a visitor from outer space. Ed Bishop George Sewell Peter Gordeno Gabrielle Drake Michael Billington Norma Roland Drama In the penultimate show, Jason Dawe and Penny Mallory look back at some of the highlights of the series and choose their favourite filming moments of the year. They also choose the best deals from the classifieds, their favourite cars from a selection of depreciation-free motors, and the best of the best hot tips for safe motoring. Transport Hard-hitting reports from the frontline of the war on crime. Tonight - domestic disputes, as a dispute between neighbours ends in a street brawl, and a romantic night out goes horribly wrong for one young couple. Documentary Second-Hand Pose After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry decides to look for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business. George Cole Dennis Waterman Michael Troughton Tilly Vosburgh Johnny Shannon Stacy Dorning Drama You Can Always Find a Fall Guy Private-eye drama series. Helping out a young nun by investigating missing funds from a convent, Jeff finds himself the fall guy in a case of industrial espionage. Mike Pratt Kenneth Cope Annette Andre Drama Amazing footage of reckless criminals engaged in a range of illegal and often highly dangerous activities. Including police chases, surveillance videos, raids, and shoot-outs. Documentary A heart-pounding, ear-ringing, eye-opening ride of a lifetime featuring astounding footage of the most amazing police chases in history. Documentary The Long Ride Back to Scratchwood Arthur tries to get hold of black-market tickets for the England v Scotland football match, so he can sell them for a huge profit to Scottish fans. George Cole Dennis Waterman James Marcus Derek Martin Nicolas Chagrin James Coyle Drama A Law for the Rich Comedy drama series about a group of British builders. The lads take a step up in the world when they are asked to convert Thornley Manor into timeshare units. But their arrival in the village sets alarm bells ringing, especially for the local policeman. Jimmy Nail Timothy Spall Tim Healy Kevin Whately Pat Roach Gary Holton Drama This trifle has hints of The African Queen, with Peter O'Toole as a manic Irish seaman who teams up with a Quaker missionary (O'Toole's then wife, Sian Phillips) and a French oil engineer (convincingly played by Philippe Noiret) to sink a German U-boat on the Orinoco delta. Shot in the jungles of Venezuela, the film's blend of whimsy and battle is skilfully handled by director Peter Yates, who was riding high at the time on the success of Bullitt. Peter Yates Peter O'Toole Sian Phillips Philippe Noiret Horst Janson John Hallam Ingo Mogendorf 1971 Film A 3/5 1/1 Trouble with Scribbles Fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo. Children Dorkzilla Using Earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings! Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a - goldfish! Children Midnight Madness Ben falls under the spell of an evil hypnotist who is using ordinary people to steal for him at the shopping mall. Grandpa Max and Gwen struggle to snap him out of it. Alex Soto Children Escape! 3D animation following five teenagers who defend the skies against evil using their transforming flying motorbikes. Children Field of Screams Join Max, Rex and Zoe, three dinosaur enthusiasts, as they travel the world hunting dinosaurs. Children Northern Light Fish Fight More antics from the world's favourite cartoon cat and mouse as they continue their battle of wits. Children Secret Mission Animated series. SamSam is a child superhero gifted with extraordinary powers and a vivid imagination. He lives on Samplanet with his parents, who are superheroes just like him. Children Bobsleigh It snows in Rainbow's End and everyone is having fun, except Gully who doesn't like the cold. Onny asks Gully to find Yam Yam and give him his hat, while Ruddle is sent to find firewood. Children Dressing Up Join Jim Jam and Sunny for some songs, stories and games. Today they play at dressing up. Children The Red Tide The adventures of two young submarines in training. Suzy feels badly that her friends can all function beneath the sea and she can't. Then a huge bloom of choking, red algae causes all sorts of problems for the sea life on and in the harbour. Children Get Fit Quicker Odd-Jobbers is the tale of four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a small village called Patchville - the Mendits. There are three brothers - Osimo, Bitz and Bob - and their cousin Mia. They run a small business in Patchville, odd-jobbing - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small - or too odd for them. Children A World of Friends The adventures of Paz and his chums - Pig, Rabbit, Dog, Pappy and Big Penguin. Children Transport/In The Sky Two episodes. The Crew discover that all the songs for the day feature a different type of transport. A rumble of thunder sets Cal and Page guessing. Children Miffy and Snuffy at the Playground Animation for preschool children starring Dick Bruna's classic white bunny, Miffy, and her friends Snuffy the Dog, Boris and Barbara Bear, Poppy Pig and Grunty. Children Triangle Shape/Triangle Instrument When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with. Children The Right Moves Pig teaches a dance class - with surprising results. At first, she worries that she is a bad teacher, but soon realises that her friend's mistakes can be the most interesting part of the dance. Children The Bouncing Pengolinos/The Heebie Jeebie/The Orange and the Sporange Three episodes. The Bouncing Pengolinos have lost their bounce. There's an Ab-Dab in the shop, making everyone jump. A sad orange can never have a song written about him - nothing rhymes with orange. Children Curious George Versus Winter/Curious George Flies a Kite Two episodes. George tries to do fun things while battling the winter cold. George discovers the wonders and perils of kite flying. Children Ripley and Scuff travel to Fawcett Primary School in Cambridge. They are joined by Dante Ferrara and Sandy Lincoln, who help the children perform an historical dance called Sun and Snowflakes. Children The Big Adventure Adventures with Tractor Tom and his friends at Springhill Farm. Tom gets a puncture on the way to the market, and Buzz and Rora teach Wheezy just how powerful imagination can be. Children Amanda Holden - That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown As Bookaboo is getting ready to go on stage, he suddenly realises that he cannot perform. But Amanda Holden pops in with the Bookabag and 'That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown' (by Cressida Cowell and Neal Layton). Will she be able to put the stars back in Bookaboo's eyes? Children Two episodes. Bo is a positive, super-energetic and inquisitive young heroine. With her young friend Dezadore dragon, she encourages children at home to go on amazing adventures by actively joining her in a variety of movements. Children Invisible Pocoyo/Noise to My Ears/Baby Bird Sitting/Everyone's Present Four episodes. Pocoyo gets up to some sneaky antics with his new toy. Pocoyo, Elly and Baby Bird have great fun making music from everyday objects, but the racket keeps waking Pato up. Pocoyo and Pato agree to look after Baby Bird and Caterpillar. Pocoyo, Pato and Elly learn that sometimes it really is more fun to share! Narrated by Stephen Fry. Children Two episodes of the model animation series about the adventures of five toy animals who live in a boy's bedroom. Children Weather Machine/Lucky Unlucky Two episodes. Meet Captain Mack, in his smart blue flying suit as he rides the skies in his powerful Sky Rocket. His base, Sky Rocket Control, is tucked away above the clouds in a remote mountain range. Captain Mack and his team start each day in Sky Rocket Control, watching over the world, training, and flying the skies in their bright, colourful and super-speedy Sky Rockets. Children Big Top Paz and Pig go to the circus where they end up saving the day and becoming the stars. Children Three episodes. Welcome to the world of Curious George - get carried away with the cutest little monkey around! Children Amanda Holden - That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown As Bookaboo is getting ready to go on stage, he suddenly realises that he cannot perform. But Amanda Holden pops in with the Bookabag and 'That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown' (by Cressida Cowell and Neal Layton). Will she be able to put the stars back in Bookaboo's eyes? Children Very Mad Cows/Mr Bad Waits for No Man Two episodes. Eric and the Superchums must save Crumptonville from a herd of intelligent cows! Eric and the Superchums have to save Crumptonville when Mr Bad tears a hole in time. Miguel Martinez-Joffre Children Horrid Henry's Dance Class/Horrid Henry Reads a Book Two episodes. Given the choice, Henry would rather do karate than a dance class. But Mum can't be persuaded otherwise, so Henry has to demonstrate that karate can be just as beautiful as dancing! Henry will stop at nothing to win a competition, even it means he has to read a book or ten! Children The adventures of Admiral Bubbles, the talking three-inch goldfish with plans to take over the world - and Beanie his owner. Children Lord Of The Bling Brian brings home a treasure chest, but refuses to share any of the booty with the children. And Sophie confronts a teacher she believes has insulted aliens. Tony Gardner Carla Mendonca Jessica Woods Daniel Feltham Katie Pearson Jake Young Children Emu Sleepwalks Emu is sleepwalking, dreaming of biscuits. He finds them, but not in Toby's flat. He has sleep walked downstairs into Ken Cole's foyer and is making a terrible mess. Children Amanda Holden - That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown As Bookaboo is getting ready to go on stage, he suddenly realises that he cannot perform. But Amanda Holden pops in with the Bookabag and 'That Rabbit Belongs to Emily Brown' (by Cressida Cowell and Neal Layton). Will she be able to put the stars back in Bookaboo's eyes? Children Seeing Red/Phone Home Two episodes of fun and adventures with Mac and his imaginary friends Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco and Eduardo. Children Sydney Sushi Using earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings! Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a - goldfish! Children Ben 10,000 Children's animation. When ten-year-old Ben Tennyson discovers a mysterious device called the Omnitrix he develops the ability to transform into ten different alien heroes, each with unique powers. Gwen is abducted by her future self to help future Ben defeat Dr Animo's plan to revive Vilgax. Children Forbidden City 3D animation following five teenagers who defend the skies against evil using their transforming flying motorbikes. Children Dance Evolution Join Max, Rex and Zoe, three dinosaur enthusiasts, as they travel the world hunting dinosaurs. Children Bats What I Like Out South More antics from the world's favourite cartoon cat and mouse as they continue their battle of wits. Children Take Care of the Space SamSam is a child superhero gifted with extraordinary powers and a vivid imagination. He lives on Samplanet with his parents, who are superheroes just like him. Children Kite A baby bird is being trained by Gully to fly. Unfortunately he hasn't quite got the hang of it and a few of his friends laugh when he crashes to the ground. Gully reassures the little bird. Children Shouting Whenever Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, all their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with! Join them for songs and games, as they explore the concept of shouting. Children Sub Magnet The adventures of two young submarines in training. Olly and Skid are having a difficult time cooperating, then Skid obtains a powerful prototype magnetic device from Shankley. Children 20,000 Leagues Under the Lake Odd-Jobbers is the tale of four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a small village called Patchville - the Mendits. There are three brothers - Osimo, Bitz and Bob - and their cousin Mia. They run a small business in Patchville, odd-jobbing - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small - or too odd for them. Children See-saw BP builds Paz a see-saw in the yard. When Pig and Dog come over, the three friends try to figure out how all of them can see-saw together. The trio are confident that they can sort things out and experiment with weight until they find a way to make the see-saw work. Children Hot/Favourite Food Two episodes. It is very warm in the Factory and as the Crew sing the songs provided, they realise the theme of the day is hot. Cookie wants to make a surprise meal for Ozzy, but he doesn't know what to make. Children Miffy and the Hungry Bird Animation for preschool children starring Dick Bruna's classic white bunny, Miffy, and her friends Snuffy the Dog, Boris and Barbara Bear, Poppy Pig and Grunty. Children Sing/Xylophone When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with. Children Kite Flight When Paz fails to work out how to make his new kite fly, he enlists the help of his friends and they have a brainstorming session. After observing a simple physics demonstration, he finally manages to get it airborne. Children Mattresses/The Toadstool's Always Fresher/Voices 3 Three episodes of preschool fun. Daphne Dreamer can't get to sleep. Humphrey is tired of being a scary hobgoblin. A frog that barks and a croaking dog. Children Curious George, Ski Monkey/George the Grocer Two episodes. A blizzard covers the country house in a foot of snow, and George cannot wait to go outside to play. But he finds it's not easy to play in deep snow - until, that is, he discovers the joys of skiing, snowshoeing and sledding. George really wants the toy oven he sees in the store window, but first he has to find a job to earn money to pay for it. Children Ripley and Scuff are invited to play at Stockton Heath Primary School in Warrington. They are joined at the school by Chris Dought, a blacksmith, who explains all about his job. Children A Song for the Farm Rora wants a nice quiet place to sleep but everyone is joining in singing songs made up by Wheezy. Children David Seaman - Whatever Former England goalkeeper David Seaman towers above the crowd as he waits for the concert to start. But there is a key player missing - Bookaboo! Armed with his favourite story, 'Whatever' by William Bee, David uses all his skills to tackle the problem of how to get Bookaboo on stage. Will he be able to convince him that he can save the day - or does Bookaboo already think he's lost the match? Children Two episodes. Bo is a positive, super-energetic and inquisitive young heroine. With her young friend Dezadore dragon, she encourages children at home to go on amazing adventures by actively joining her in a variety of movements. Children Magic Act/Picnic Puzzle/Dance Off/Pato's Egg Four episodes, narrated by Stephen Fry. Pocoyo does a magic show. But he doesn't get the reaction he expects when his friends all laugh at his tricks. Things get very strange at Pocoyo's picnic when the food starts moving around on its own! Pocoyo and Elly compete to be the funkiest groover at Elly's disco! Pato learns that it's not just ducklings that hatch from eggs! Children Two episodes of the model animation series about the adventures of five toy animals who live in a boy's bedroom. Children Orange Something/Blooming Marvellous Two episodes. Meet Captain Mack, in his smart blue flying suit as he rides the skies in his powerful Sky Rocket. His base, Sky Rocket Control, is tucked away above the clouds in a remote mountain range. Captain Mack and his team start each day in Sky Rocket Control, watching over the world, training, and flying the skies in their bright, colourful and super-speedy Sky Rockets. Children On The Ice Paz must learn to deal with his impatience with Pig and Rabbit who would rather go inside and warm up, whilst Paz prefers to play in the snow and ice. Children Three episodes. Welcome to the world of Curious George - get carried away with the cutest little monkey around! Children David Seaman - Whatever Former England goalkeeper David Seaman towers above the crowd as he waits for the concert to start. But there is a key player missing - Bookaboo! Armed with his favourite story, 'Whatever' by William Bee, David uses all his skills to tackle the problem of how to get Bookaboo on stage. Will he be able to convince him that he can save the day - or does Bookaboo already think he's lost the match? Children Find Fong/Evil Barks and Wets the Carpet Two episodes. The Superchums must make a special shampoo to help Brass Butt beat Granny's Girl at Super Hero High School's Sports Day. Eric and the Superchums accidentally annoy their neighbour, Mr Tabby. Miguel Joffre-Martinez Children Horrid Henry Trapped/Horrid Henry's Sleepover Two episodes. When Henry manages to lock himself in the cellar with Peter, his first reaction is that it's just not fair. His second reaction is to find a way out, but he soon discovers that things aren't always as straightforward as they seem! Henry finds himself out of sleepover options until New Nick invites him over for what Henry assumes will be another great night of mayhem. But he soon discovers just how wrong he is - some people are even more way out than Henry himself! Children The adventures of Admiral Bubbles, the talking three-inch goldfish with plans to take over the world - and Beanie his owner. Children Big Head Sophie rescues Jaq from a surfing accident and loves the praise she receives so much that she puts Jaq's life in increasing danger so she can feel that warm glow! Tony Gardner Carla Mendonca Jessica Woods Daniel Feltham Katie Pearson Jake Young Children Ken Sees Emu Ken is sure he has seen an Emu in the building, but every time he spots it, when he looks again it has disappeared. Dani and Charlie tell him he is just imagining it but he orders the latest Emu Hunter Kit from Gadget Monthly magazine and sets out on a proper Emu hunt. Imagine how thrilled he is when he catches the Emu, or does he? Children David Seaman - Whatever Former England goalkeeper David Seaman towers above the crowd as he waits for the concert to start. But there is a key player missing - Bookaboo! Armed with his favourite story, 'Whatever' by William Bee, David uses all his skills to tackle the problem of how to get Bookaboo on stage. Will he be able to convince him that he can save the day - or does Bookaboo already think he's lost the match? Children Children's animated series about an imaginative young Inuit boy, destined one day to become a Shaman. Children Window Dressing Preschool fun. Tula's cleaned the windows of the Hoobmobile, which leads to a disagreement with Iver. Children Something Fishy Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock. Children Pop culture magazine with Nick Grimshaw and Rick Edwards. Including an interview with Peter, Bjorn and John, a chat with Paul Blart and new music from Lady Sovereign and Calvin Harris. Music and Arts The Game Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. When the family's cable TV breaks down, Ray and his family resort to playing games. They soon realise just how honest they are when they play Scruples. Ray Romano Patricia Heaton Peter Boyle Brad Garrett Doris Roberts Maggie Wheeler Sitcom Recovering Pessimist Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. When Debra accuses Ray of being a pessimist, he vows to have a brighter outlook. Ray Romano Patricia Heaton Peter Boyle Brad Garrett Doris Roberts Maggie Wheeler Sitcom Decoys Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. A distraught Niles discovers that his lifelong crush Daphne is dating his divorce attorney. Kelsey Grammer Jane Leeves David Hyde Pierce John Mahoney Peri Gilpin Saul Rubinek Sitcom My Uncle the Car US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. When Will sells Grace's late uncle's car to a nun, Grace decides she wants it back. But the nun is not keen to give it up. Eric McCormack Debra Messing Megan Mullally Sean Hayes Sitcom Selective Breeding and Transgenics Series examining how rapid advances in genetics are providing a greater insight into human identity. The effects of selective breeding and transgenic modification are analysed. Science Contraception and STIs Comedy animation offering an alternative take on sex education. Teenage geniuses Kierky and Nietzsche take a look at contraception and STIs. Former Cold War spy and fugitive from justice Burgess McPhilbin shares some of his facts about contraception. Education Cambodia Series which follows the efforts of young people working on overseas development projects. A group of sixth formers from Berkhamsted Collegiate School travel to Cambodia to help children from poor families resume their education. Education Hardeep Singh Kohli takes an ironic look at Britain's binge drinking culture. Documentary A dramatisation of the emotional impact that occurs within a family when one parent announces their homosexuality. Based on real-life stories, the programme focuses primarily on how teenage children cope with the news. Education Daily news including business news, sport and weather. News and Current Affairs Proud parents and their celebrity offspring talk about their relationships with each other. Punk pixie turned author and presenter Toyah Willcox visits her dad aboard his beloved boat. Documentary Series in which property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help people find their dream homes. Leicester couple Clive and Christine decide whether to move to Italy or to Cornwall. Interests Viewed today, this drama seems unbearably patronising in its depiction of the contribution made to the war effort by seven socially diverse women who volunteer for service on the same day. But in its day, it served its purpose both as a morale booster and as a recruitment advertisement, thanks to some astute appeals to the patriotic spirit and some spunky acting. The top-notch cast includes Barbara Waring as a catty snob and Lilli Palmer as a timid German immigrant. Sadly, a week after the film was released, its co-director Leslie Howard was killed when his plane was shot down while he was on a secret mission to Portugal. Leslie Howard, Maurice Elvey Joan Gates Jean Gillie Joan Greenwood Joyce Howard Rosamund John Lilli Palmer Barbara Waring John Justin Frederick Leister Mary Jerrold Everley Gregg Elliot Mason John Laurie 1943 Film U 3/5 Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Brian Capron. Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Game show Paul O' Grady hosts the comedy chat show, with guests including John Sergeant. Talk show Make Room for Lisa Lisa shows signs of stress when she is forced to share a room with Bart. Animation Sasha gets a call from Warren which raises Calvin's suspicions. Steph and Sarah's plot to poach a rival dance school's students goes awry when they meet the instructor. Nancy is still torn between Ravi and Kris, and so decides to be with both of them. Nathalie Emmanuel Jamie Lomas Ricky Whittle Carley Stenson Loui Batley Jessica Fox Soap Including sport and weather. News and Current Affairs Found Family Footage - The Sea Artist Kutlug Ataman's series of short films explores themes of childhood and aviation during the 1950s and 1960s. Each film features a new composition from Michael Nyman. Documentary . 1/4 . Series examining issues around weight, food and body image. Dr Christian Jessen catches up with Darryl from Derbyshire who was a hefty 33 stone, London mum Yasmin, who hoped to gain more curves and boost her energy, jazz singer Sandra and seven-stone Tatiana from Brighton, who hated her skinny body. Health . 9/11 . Heston Blumenthal entreats us throughout the preparation of his ancient Roman feast, "Don't try this at home!" Don't worry, Heston, I won't. Fear not, pork scratchings made from pig's nipples, calf's brain custard and ejaculating puddings will never, ever cross my kitchen worktops. You can rely on it. Mind you, it's scintillating to watch Blumenthal work his magic, even if you find yourself gagging from time to time, as do the random members of the public he collars in the street to try his first attempt at brainy custard. Even the addition of rose petals doesn't make it any more appealing, or edible. But Blumenthal's artistry is beyond doubt and his guests, who include a delighted Alexander Armstrong and a beaming Marquess of Bath, are in raptures as course after decadent course arrives at their table. Be prepared for lots of ribaldry, as this is a "theatrical, deviant, orgiastic" feast. You have been warned. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham Cookery . 3/4 . 1/1 Gritty comedy drama series set on a Manchester estate. Following Shane's accident, no one is sure if he will ever be the same again after he is left partially paralysed. Battle lines are drawn between Mimi and Kelly as they argue over who will help aid his recovery. With the departure of Monica, Norma is left contemplating her own future on the Chatsworth estate. With tension mounting in his marriage, Jamie settles back in with the Maguires. Sally Carman Tina Malone Sean Gilder Ciaran Griffiths Nicky Evans Gerard Kearns Rebecca Ryan Elliott Tittensor Annabelle Apsion Joanna Higson Alice Barry David Threlfall Johnny Bennett Samantha Siddall Aaron McCusker Rebecca Atkinson Dystin Johnson Kelli Hollis Qasim Akhtar Ben Batt Sarah Byrne Louis Kissaun Drama . 8/16 . The Vartabedian Conundrum US sitcom about two brainy but socially inept physicists. Leonard seeks Penny's advice when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sitcom . 9/22 . Midnight Bun The adventures of small-time crook Earl, who tries to make amends for his past misdeeds. Randy and Earl have to catch Frank, who went on the run after Randy took the prisoners for ice cream. Joy goes into labour. Jason Lee Jaime Pressly Ethan Suplee Nadine Velazquez Sitcom . 9/22 . Twelve of the best players from around the world compete in a league format. In the final league match, Nenad Medic must win to stand a chance of making it to the play-offs. Sport Highlights from the English Weightlifting Championships where Helen Jewell gave a reassuring performance after a year of disappointing results, and Ben Watson achieved PBs in both his lifts. Sport Sports series charting the road to the London 2012 Olympics. Rob Walker has all the latest from the National English Table Tennis Championships. Iwan Thomas reaches the pinnacle of his challenge and performs at the British ASA Diving Championships. Comedian Tony Hawks continues on his mission to make tennis free for all. Sport The final race of the Red Bull Air Race World Series brings the 12 best pilots in the world to the Swan River in Perth, Australia. Hannes Arch needs just one point from the race to win the 2008 world championship. Konnie Huq and Dougie Anderson present all the highlights of the race weekend. Sport The UK's best triathletes take part in the second round of the British Triathlon Grand Prix at Blenheim Palace, Oxfordshire. Sport Slipping and Sliding The gang are having some serious fun sledging down the snowy slopes. Education Magic Metal? The gang are looking for dragons by the seaside when they come upon a big horseshoe magnet on the beach. Cinders thinks it's like magic, attracting all sorts of treasure hidden in the sand. Education Switched On! Cinders and her friends explore a funfair and a puppet theatre before O'Hare appears and gives them some shocking news about electricity. Education Shadow Play The gang arrive at Dragon Castle - a scary place with some frightening shadows until the animals work out how shadows are formed. Education Sounds Right A search for a lost puppy brings Cinders and her companions to a waterfall which obscures a tunnel leading to a magical land. But will Cinders find her mum? The unicorn they meet may point them in the right direction. Education Dance Time An inspiring stimulus for achievable music-making in the primary classroom, focusing on tempo. Education David and Alan Build Robots Arts and crafts series illustrating the creative abilities of children around the world. Roboteer David Young, 14, from Team Gladiator, constructs a brand new robot, Maximus, to join his team of battling robots. Education Arts and crafts. Lauren Kirk-Henry and Craig Bell from the Lake District go down to the woods to make pin-hole cameras and create fantastic scenarios in which their toys play starring roles. Education Tamanna, Ayman and Halla Tend an Allotment Arts and crafts series illustrating the creative abilities of children around the world. Three young friends work on their allotment in Leeds, tending flowers and a variety of vegetables. Education Peta Cooks Ackee and Saltfish Ten year-old Peta from Kingston, Jamaica, prepares the delicious national dish for her family. Documentary Lee Ties a Fly Arts and crafts. Angler Lee Lindsay, aged 14, works on tying an elaborate and brightly-coloured fly that he hopes will lure trout. Education Hannah Designs a Dress Arts and crafts from around the world. Hanna from Evesham makes a futuristic outfit from old jeans and a white sheet, dyed using beetroot. Education Children's animated series about an imaginative young Inuit boy, destined one day to become a Shaman. Children King of the Sea Preschool fun. Iver is perplexed by a question in a comic. Children Suck It and See Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock. Children Pop culture magazine, featuring an exclusive performance by Master Shortie, an interview with Flo Rida and new music from Just Jack and The Enemy. Youth The Dog Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray brings home a stray bulldog, and he and Robert have to decide which of them gets to keep the animal. Ray Romano Patricia Heaton Peter Boyle Brad Garrett Doris Roberts Maggie Wheeler Sitcom Neighbors Sitcom about a chaotic household. Ray's neighbours are up in arms about his noisy father and meddling mother. Ray Romano Patricia Heaton Peter Boyle Brad Garrett Doris Roberts Maggie Wheeler Sitcom The Dinner Party Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Frasier and Niles decide to have a dinner party - but who should they invite? Kelsey Grammer Murray Rubenstein Stephanie Dunham Sitcom Cheaters American sitcom. Will's dad is in town. Will thinks it's him that he's visiting, but Grace sees him on the arm of a woman. Eric McCormack Debra Messing Megan Mullally Sean Hayes Sitcom Series examining how rapid advances in genetics have the potential to change our lives. This edition focuses on technology which allows muscle tissue to be grown independently of an organism. This could have wide ranging implications in the field of medicine as well as farming, as it would allow for meat to be produced without raising and slaughtering an animal. Science Sexuality Comedy animation offering an alternative take on sex education, as teenage geniuses Kierky and Nietzsche take an irreverent look at sexuality. Education Bolivia Series which follows the efforts of young people working on overseas development projects, with this programme featuring work in Bolivia. Education Cookery programme in which actor Ralf Little and chef Fuchsia Dunlop recreate the legendary feasts of King Midas, King of the Phrygians, from two and a half thousand years ago. Cookery Daily news including business news, sport and weather. News and Current Affairs Series in which property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help people find their dream homes. Jenny Roberts and John Fleming have 250,000 pounds to buy a second home where they can enjoy their favourite hobby, climbing. With the couple debating over west Cornwall and Italy's Ligurian coast as their destination, Jonnie and Jasmine have been roped in to help them decide. Interests Despite having one of the most famous romantic titles of all time, this soap opera's distinction rests largely with its hit title ballad and director Henry King's imaginative use of early CinemaScope, which captures stars Jennifer Jones and William Holden horizontal at every possible opportunity. Trouble is, both Jones and Holden fail to convince in this occasionally trite tale of forbidden love, which is a shame, because the source book by Han Suyin is actually very moving. Alfred Newman's Oscar-winning score makes stunning use of the main theme and may convince you that this tosh, a hugely popular success at the time, is better than it actually is. Henry King William Holden (2) Jennifer Jones Torin Thatcher Isobel Elsom Murray Matheson Virginia Gregg Richard Loo Soo Young Philip Ahn 1955 Film U 2/5 Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Brian Capron. Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Game show Comedy chat show hosted by comedian Paul O'Grady. Talk show Maximum Homerdrive Homer and Bart attempt to deliver a dead trucker's cargo on schedule. Animation Warren finds it hard to juggle his work life with looking after Spencer. Much to Ste's fury, Justin decides the only way to get some cash together is to sell the games console. Despite Steph's anger about Fernando's threat to her dance school, they agree to meet for a drink, leaving a jealous Cindy fuming. Carmel is dismayed to see Calvin in the village and tells him he's ruined all her respect for him. Jamie Lomas John Langford Chris Fountain Kieron Richardson Carley Stenson Soap Including sport and weather. News and Current Affairs Short film series exploring the themes of childhood and aviation during the 1950s and 60s, based around a collection of home movies by RAF families in Farnborough. This film looks at two people attempting to defy gravity, and features music by composer Michael Nyman. Drama . 2/4 . Property series. Kirsty Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with mother and daughter duo Sarah and Gill Currie, who bought a rural pub business. Interests . 10/12 . Property series following householders as they build their own homes. Kevin McCloud revisits Kelly and Masoko Neville who, three years ago, set about building a hexagonal straw-baled house with an interior inspired by Tolkein's Hobbit. Interests . 8/13 . Mama Spent Money When She Had None After last week's detour, we're now (almost) back on track with the main stories. And - how topical - the recession has come to Wisteria Lane. It's hit the Scavos really hard: they've had to sell Tom's sports car, or as Lynette puts it, "Sadly we can't afford Tom's midlife crisis any more." She's also been spotted selling cans at the recycling centre, which, as Gaby points out, is "half a step away from selling your eggs on the internet". Even Susan is forced to get a new job (well, she can't make much from illustrating children's books - we've hardly ever seen her put pen to paper). Only Bree and Gaby are on a financial upswing, with one of them buying a flash new car and the other getting her glamorous self back. You can probably work out which is which. But the key moment comes when Tom finally learns that creepy Dave is not his friend. Far from it, in fact . . . Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham Teri Hatcher Felicity Huffman Marcia Cross Eva Longoria Parker Ricardo Antonio Chavira Nicollette Sheridan Doug Savant Dana Delany Neal McDonough Brenda Strong Mike Delfi no James Denton Penny Scavo Kendall Applegate Drama . 13/24 . 1/1 Exclusive first play of Girls Aloud's new single, Untouchable. Music and Arts Gritty comedy drama series set on a Manchester estate. Following Shane's accident, no one is sure if he will ever be the same again after he is left partially paralysed. Battle lines are drawn between Mimi and Kelly as they argue over who will help aid his recovery. With the departure of Monica, Norma is left contemplating her own future on the Chatsworth estate. With tension mounting in his marriage, Jamie settles back in with the Maguires. Aaron McCusker Kenny Doughty Rebecca Atkinson Elliott Tittensor Sean Gilder Drama . 8/16 . Nothing but the latest and greatest music videos to start off the day. Music and Arts Six tenuous steps from Madonna and back again. Music and Arts Rick Edwards talks to James Bond star Daniel Craig. Music and Arts Nick Grimshaw presents the latest videos from the biggest stars and takes a look at the week's new album releases. Music and Arts Fade Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark saves a man who in gratitude decides to help Clark in return by using his ability to turn invisible and his skill as a hitman to kill Lex. Tom Welling Kristin Kreuk Annette O'Toole John Schneider Michael Rosenbaum Drama American drama series. Nathan is the star of the high school basketball team and local town hero while Lucas is the only child of a single working mom. Now the two boys' lives collide when a twist of fate puts Lucas on Nathan's team and the half-brothers compete, not only for control of the court, but also for the heart of Nathan's beautiful girlfriend Peyton. Chad Michael Murray James Lafferty Hilarie Burton Barry Corbin Moira Kelly Drama Happy Birthday, Baby Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Rory announces her decision to attend Yale. Lorelai deals with the rebuilding of the fire-damaged inn. Lauren Graham Alexis Bledel Kelly Bishop Edward Herrmann Melissa McCarthy Drama My Drama Queen American hospital sitcom. Carla postpones her lavish wedding plans when she gets some bad news. JD's relationship with Jamie becomes public knowledge. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom My Dream Job American hospital sitcom. Spence pays his old buddies Turk and JD an unforgettable visit. Dr Kelso gets his comeuppance. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom Fade Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark saves a man who in gratitude decides to help Clark in return by using his ability to turn invisible and his skill as a hitman to kill Lex. Tom Welling Kristin Kreuk Annette O'Toole John Schneider Michael Rosenbaum Drama American drama series. Nathan is the star of the high school basketball team and local town hero while Lucas is the only child of a single working mom. Now the two boys' lives collide when a twist of fate puts Lucas on Nathan's team and the half-brothers compete, not only for control of the court, but also for the heart of Nathan's beautiful girlfriend Peyton. Chad Michael Murray James Lafferty Hilarie Burton Barry Corbin Moira Kelly Drama Happy Birthday, Baby Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Rory announces her decision to attend Yale. Lorelai deals with the rebuilding of the fire-damaged inn. Lauren Graham Alexis Bledel Kelly Bishop Edward Herrmann Melissa McCarthy Drama Nancy runs out of the flat having caught Ravi and Kris in a compromising position. Rhys gloats about all the girls he's chatting up behind the bar. Justin and Hannah are working together behind the SU bar and clashing all the time. Jessica Fox Stephen Uppal Gerard McCarthy Chris Fountain Emma Rigby Soap The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey and Chandler both miss living with each other, but neither will admit it until Chandler gets a new flatmate. David Schwimmer Courteney Cox Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Matt LeBlanc Lisa Kudrow Sitcom The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies Joey's remark to a fan magazine causes him to lose his role as Dr Ramoray in a popular daytime soap opera. Meanwhile, Chandler attempts to bond with his strange new flatmate. David Schwimmer Courteney Cox Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Matt LeBlanc Lisa Kudrow Sitcom My Drama Queen American hospital sitcom. Carla postpones her lavish wedding plans when she gets some bad news. JD's relationship with Jamie becomes public knowledge. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom . 20/22 . My Dream Job American hospital sitcom. Spence pays his old buddies Turk and JD an unforgettable visit. Dr Kelso gets his comeuppance. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom . 21/22 . Warren finds it hard to juggle his work life with looking after Spencer. Much to Ste's fury, Justin decides the only way to get some cash together is to sell the games console. Despite Steph's anger about Fernando's threat to her dance school, they agree to meet for a drink, leaving a jealous Cindy fuming. Carmel is dismayed to see Calvin in the village and tells him he's ruined all her respect for him. Jamie Lomas John Langford Chris Fountain Kieron Richardson Carley Stenson Soap BB US comedy series. Earl attempts to cross out number 147 on his list: `Shot Gwen Waters with a BB Gun'. To make things right he must reunite Gwen with her estranged father which Earl finds increasingly difficult. Jason Lee Jaime Pressly Ethan Suplee Nadine Velazquez Sitcom . 22/24 . The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey and Chandler both miss living with each other, but neither will admit it until Chandler gets a new flatmate. David Schwimmer Courteney Cox Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Matt LeBlanc Lisa Kudrow Sitcom The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies Joey's remark to a fan magazine causes him to lose his role as Dr Ramoray in a popular daytime soap opera. Meanwhile, Chandler attempts to bond with his strange new flatmate. David Schwimmer Courteney Cox Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Matt LeBlanc Lisa Kudrow Sitcom Legion Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Three superheroes from the future join Clark to try to defeat Brainiac. Tom Welling Kristin Kreuk Annette O'Toole Allison Mack Michael Rosenbaum Erica Durance Drama . 10/22 . Bulletproof Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark goes undercover. Lana confronts Tess. Tom Welling Kristin Kreuk Annette O'Toole Allison Mack Michael Rosenbaum Erica Durance Drama . 11/22 . Gritty comedy drama series set on a Manchester estate. The Gallaghers receive a letter from Liam's school summoning both of his parents to see the head teacher. Patrick becomes increasingly agitated as Mimi takes control of his addiction. Tension between Jamie and Karen reaches breaking point when Karen sacks Jamie. Jamie demands his share of The Jockey in cash, and Karen's worst fears are realised when Joe steps in to buy Jamie out. Aaron McCusker Kenny Doughty Rebecca Atkinson Elliott Tittensor Sean Gilder Drama . 9/16 . Drama series following the chaotic lives of a group of Bristol teenagers. When Katie refuses to leave the house, Emily disguises herself as her sister and sits an exam on her behalf. Naomi turns down Emily's offer to accompany her to the college ball, breaking Emily's fragile heart. Katie hatches a plan which results in a momentous showdown. Nicholas Hoult Harry Enfield Mike Bailey Georgina Moffat Drama My Drama Queen American hospital sitcom. Carla postpones her lavish wedding plans when she gets some bad news. JD's relationship with Jamie becomes public knowledge. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom My Dream Job American hospital sitcom. Spence pays his old buddies Turk and JD an unforgettable visit. Dr Kelso gets his comeuppance. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom BB US comedy series. Earl attempts to cross out number 147 on his list: `Shot Gwen Waters with a BB Gun'. To make things right he must reunite Gwen with her estranged father which Earl finds increasingly difficult. Jason Lee Jaime Pressly Ethan Suplee Nadine Velazquez Sitcom I and I Am a Camera Sci-fi drama series set in 2019, after a shockwave has left the US poverty-stricken. An apparent stalker becomes an unlikely ally, when Max and Logan investigate the murders of a group of recent parolees. Jessica Alba Michael Weatherly John Savage Valarie Rae Miller Richard Gunn Nana Visitor Drama New series of the US game show. The search for the ultimate odd couple concludes as the two remaining pairs battle it out to be crowned victors. Entertainment Nancy runs out of the flat having caught Ravi and Kris in a compromising position. Rhys gloats about all the girls he's chatting up behind the bar. Justin and Hannah are working together behind the SU bar and clashing all the time. Jessica Fox Stephen Uppal Gerard McCarthy Chris Fountain Emma Rigby Soap US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. Jewish competitive swimmer Justin travels from a below-freezing climate to the sunnier weather of California, where he performs in a prom fashion show. Meanwhile, his Buddhist counterpart Sip gets a leg cramp during swim practice, tries to swim the 100 metres, and meets a 100-plus-year-old great-grandmother at a Shabbat dinner. Documentary US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. Ballet dancer Drew is not happy when he learns that he is switching lives with platoon sergeant Tyler in military school. As Drew wakes up at dawn and learns how to do morning formations, Tyler puts on a pair of tights, learns how to do pilates and performs a pas de deux. Documentary Nothing but the latest and greatest music videos to start off the day. Music and Arts Nothing but the latest and greatest music videos to start off the day. Music and Arts Six tenuous steps from Michael Jackson and back again. Music and Arts An interview with actor Clive Owen. Music and Arts Nick Grimshaw presents the latest videos from the biggest artists and hot new tracks. Music and Arts Oracle Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark is stunned to see his father's ghost at the graveyard, but becomes even more confused when Jonathan tells him to kill Lionel. Tom Welling Kristin Kreuk Annette O'Toole John Schneider Michael Rosenbaum Drama The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most American drama series. Lucas decides to quit the team after failing his first varsity basketball game. Chad Michael Murray James Lafferty Hilarie Burton Barry Corbin Moira Kelly Drama Keg! Max! Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Lorelai and Rory don't know how to spend a free evening, while Emily and Richard become friendly at the party they are hosting. Lauren Graham Alexis Bledel Kelly Bishop Edward Herrmann Melissa McCarthy Drama My Own American Girl American hospital sitcom. Elliot decides to effect a makeover of her life and personal style, after realising that nothing good has happened to her since she started at Sacred Heart. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom My Journey American hospital sitcom. As Turk's wedding day approaches, JD feels that Turk is treating their friendship as second best to his relationship with Carla. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Judy Reyes Ken Jenkins John C McGinley Sitcom Oracle Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. Clark is stunned to see his father's ghost at the graveyard, but becomes even more confused when Jonathan tells him to kill Lionel. Tom Welling Kristin Kreuk Annette O'Toole John Schneider Michael Rosenbaum Drama The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most American drama series. Lucas decides to quit the team after failing his first varsity basketball game. Chad Michael Murray James Lafferty Hilarie Burton Barry Corbin Moira Kelly Drama Keg! Max! Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Lorelai and Rory don't know how to spend a free evening, while Emily and Richard become friendly at the party they are hosting. Lauren Graham Alexis Bledel Kelly Bishop Edward Herrmann Melissa McCarthy Drama Sasha gets a call from Warren which raises Calvin's suspicions. Steph and Sarah's plot to poach a rival dance school's students goes awry when they meet the instructor. Nancy is still torn between Ravi and Kris, and so decides to be with both of them. Nathalie Emmanuel Jamie Lomas Ricky Whittle Carley Stenson Loui Batley Jessica Fox Soap The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler decides that he wants his annoying roommate to move out, but getting rid of him is not easy. Meanwhile, Joey has trouble coming to grips with the death of Drake Ramoray, and, more pertinently, the accompanying change in his lifestyle. David Schwimmer Courteney Cox Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Matt LeBlanc Lisa Kudrow Sitcom The One Where Old Yeller Dies Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe becomes depressed when she discovers that not all films have happy endings. Jennifer Aniston Courteney Cox Matthew Perry David Schwimmer Lisa Kudrow Matt LeBlanc Sitcom My Own American Girl American hospital sitcom. Elliot decides to effect a makeover of her life and personal style, after realising that nothing good has happened to her since she started at Sacred Heart. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Ken Jenkins Judy Reyes John C McGinley Sitcom . 0/22 . My Journey American hospital sitcom. As Turk's wedding day approaches, JD feels that Turk is treating their friendship as second best to his relationship with Carla. Zach Braff Donald Faison Sarah Chalke Judy Reyes Ken Jenkins John C McGinley Sitcom . 1/22 . Ravi and Kris arrange to go on a date together, making Nancy more than a little uneasy. Carmel tells Calvin she saw Sasha and Warren together. Steph asks Fernando to join her business. Stephen Uppal Gerard McCarthy Jessica Fox Gemma Merna Ricky Whittle Soap Number One US comedy series. Earl decides to cross number one off his list: stealing ten dollars from a guy at Camden market. But he realises that he owes him much more than that. Jason Lee Jaime Pressly Ethan Suplee Nadine Velazquez Sitcom . 23/24 . The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler decides that he wants his annoying roommate to move out, but getting rid of him is not easy. Meanwhile, Joey has trouble coming to grips with the death of Drake Ramoray, and, more pertinently, the accompanying change in his lifestyle. David Schwimmer Courteney Cox Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Matt LeBlanc Lisa Kudrow Sitcom The One Where Old Yeller Dies Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe becomes depressed when she discovers that not all films have happy endings. Jennifer Aniston Courteney Cox Matthew Perry David Schwimmer Lisa Kudrow Matt LeBlanc Sitcom This over-egged teenage romance details the relationship between two New York college kids (attractively played by Freddie Prinze Jr and Julia Stiles), from starting out to falling out to starting over. The production values are high, and there's a fine supporting performance from Henry Winkler as Prinze Jr's TV chef dad, but Kris Isacsson's film is marred by irritating voiceovers, asides to camera and loads of cracker-barrel philosophising about life and love. The picture would have benefited from a simpler, less smart-